It’s been about two months since John Cena and Nikki Bella broke off their engagement just days before they were due to get married. It’s been about a month since we stopped covering them. Just know, I am a naturally suspicious person, but I somehow failed to be suspicious of Nikki and John’s reality show shenanigans. I thought that if they were breaking off their engagement and doing competing stories about how they were over it, that it was for real. It was not for real. It was all a dumb reality show storyline, a way to hype E!’s Total Bellas. Within a few weeks of their engagement being called off, Nikki and John were already back together and in negotiations for what would come next for them, all of it filmed with E!’s cameras. So here’s the latest stunt: apparently, John Cena told Nikki that he was willing to have his vasectomy reversed to make her happy and give her babies.

John Cena was so committed to never having children that he got a vasectomy — but he’s willing to reverse the procedure to get Nikki Bella back and start a family. The WWE stars split in April just weeks before what would have been their wedding day, reportedly due to Cena’s refusal to ever becoming a parent.

“In a hypothetical universe, say we … have kids, and you find out that wasn’t the real problem, and years from now, you look at me with resentment,” Cena, 41, said in Sunday’s episode of “Total Bellas” while discussing the split with Bella, 34, over dinner. “I don’t know if you’re upset that you’re not gonna be a mom or you’ve fallen out of love with me, because it kind of feels like both. I want to marry you, and relationship and marriage especially is about sacrifice, and I will make that sacrifice for you. I will give you a child.”

Bella insisted that she was, in fact, still smitten with the strong-jawed wrestler-turned-actor, but remained dubious at his sudden desire for fatherhood — because, as it turns out, the “Blockers” star had a vasectomy.

“I know,” he said firmly. “I physically can’t have kids. So I’m also telling you that I’m willing to have surgery and then still go through with being a dad.”

Bella, visibly moved, immediately hugged Cena and told him he was the best, but still had some reservations, asking if he was going to change his mind.

“I’m not going to change my mind. I would never, ever say something like this … Tell me you love me and you’ll marry me,” he said. She obliged. In a confessional, Bella gushed, “I think I’m going to leave here as a fiancée … I am still the soon-to-be Mrs. Cena.”

[From Page Six]

Ladies, if a guy ever says “I want to marry you, and relationship and marriage especially is about sacrifice, and I will make that sacrifice for you. I will give you a child,” just leave him. It’s not worth it. I don’t want kids, I never did, but even I think it’s gross to bring a child into this world when the father describes the child’s conception as a “sacrifice” being made. If Cena is only getting his vasectomy reversed to make Nikki happy, then none of this will end well. Whatever though – these people have worse storylines than the Kardashians.

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