This piece of gossip was too good to pass up. It’s probably total bullsh-t, but I would love it just for sheer hilarity’s sake if it was true. So, everyone remembers that Jennifer Aniston went on a “date” with Bradley Cooper a couple of weeks ago. The tabloids had a field day, probably grateful that they had someone new to connect Jennifer to, and so they sort of made a mountain out of a molehill – it was just one dinner date, after all. So when Bradley Cooper had a “date” with Renee Zellweger just one week later, the tabloids threw another party, this time bashing Jennifer Aniston for being “too needy” et cetera. Only one tabloid – Life & Style – chose to go the nice route, claiming that Jennifer had her pick between Bradley and Gerard Butler.
Ever the self-perpetuating drama – because at this point, Bradley Cooper has gone on exactly two dinner dates with two different women – this week’s tabloids stories are going to be taking out those pesky men that women fight over like a tube of lipstick. This week’s OK! Magazine has Jennifer Aniston’s “pal” being very bitchy about Renee Zellweger. The words used to describe Renee are “Needy Edie”. Ha!
Jennifer Aniston has a “high school crush” on Bradley Cooper. She’s not worried by the fact that he recently went on a date with Renée Zellweger — a pal says: “It looks like Needy Edie is throwing herself all over him. We joke about how Renée’s face stopped moving a few years ago. I doubt Jennifer will see her as competition.”
[From OK! via Jezebel]
Wouldn’t you just love it? If this was really the way Jennifer Aniston and coven of goddess-circle friends really talked? Hey, it might be the case. And it’s a pretty low blow to disrespect Renee’s immovable face when Jennifer’s face grew magical, puffy cheekbones in Marley & Me, and then she deflated.
In other Jennifer Aniston news, her dog Norman is jealous. I kid you not, this is an actual tabloid story. Jennifer couldn’t bring Norman on the Marley & Me set because he would get all territorial and take issue with all of the “Marley” dogs. Yeah, that happens. Boy dogs get extra territorial about their bitches. My puppy thinks the UPS truck is trying to kill me, so he really gets upset when the big brown truck goes down the street.
Here’s Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler on the set of “The Bounty Hunter” in NY on 7/6/09. Credit: WENN.com. Bradley Cooper is shown on the set of “Valentine’s Day,” which is being shot at LAX on 7/7/09. Credit: Jeff Steinberg/INFphoto.com
Every homely, ugly guy’s dream, the prospect of two women fighting over them. It speaks to many male reader’s ego.
As for Bradley Cooper, that guy is the epitome of homely, who are these tabloids trying to fool with these “fight over him” stories. And don’t get me started on Gerard Butler, talk about butterface boy. I am so bored with these types of stories, if the tabloids going to continue writing them then they should include some ACTUAL real good-looking men to make it at least more believable.
“My puppy thinks the UPS truck is trying to kill me, so he really gets upset when the big brown truck goes down the street.”
Hey, Kaiser, you are his Alpha, and so you’re the one he follows and looks out for, and looks up to.
Aren’t dogs just awesome and so cute the way they do those things?!
A friend of Aniston’s calling Renee Zellweger Needy Edie???? Whoa, the irony. 🙄
Apart from being 1,000 times the actress that Aniston is, Renee’s not the one with her ‘private life’ splashed all over the tabs every single day of the friggin week or the one that puts up with all shades of shit from men who clearly are not into her.
If there’s a Needy Edie about, I think we all know who owns THAT title.
And I agree, Enonymous, it’s hard to come up with two less likely males that women would be inclined to fight over.
Aniston’s face is getting leathery.
Enonymous, agreed. Butler and Cooper aren’t attractive at all. Bother doing these stories with some lookers at least, OK. The hot ones like Josh Hollaway and Gabriel Aubry are spoken for, of course.
A UPS person once told me that something about the way their truck is designed causes it to make a noise that we can’t hear but that drives a lot of dogs crazy…like a dog wistle.
e- I’ve heard that too, but always assumed it was an urban legend.
“Getting” leathery? Her face looks like cured rawhide. Too many cigarettes and too much sun will do that to you.
I can’t think of any man who would pick Aniston over Zellweger. Any man at all.
The dog next door goes crazy when a mail truck drives by..and she dances to the music when the ice truck slowly drives by..
Jen’s had HOW many boyfriends since splitting from Brad? Ho ho ho!
Rofl. I love dogs.
I am not a fan of hers, but don’t think this is true. I remember when she and Mayer split the first time.. Her friends came out and really trashed him. so that part could be believable. But when she went back with him after his dumping her. I think her friends just Shut their mouths. I did not here Courntey or Sherly say anything else. So maybe they just threw their hands up and said OH Well.. I think Bradley and Gerard are attractive men. Nothing really special. Just the guys of the moment. They all come and go so quickly. Time will tell if they have any staying power. I am not sure. Gerard had 300 then he had some duds. Bradley has his first hit movie. Lets see what happens.
Oh boy did Jennifer pr set her up with that statement. Every one that read that will know for a fact that Jennifer is the real “Needy Edie.”
That rumor should be shot down by her people because it makes her look very desperate.
Something tells me the only needy person in that trio is the “pal”.
OK, one thing is to have fun with the tabloids, but anyone that believes there is an ounce of truth in this ridiculous story is really out of touch with reality. These tabloids would say anything to keep Aniston on their covers because she helps them make money. Her ‘friend’ is a mere creation of a mindless tabloid editor with nothing esle to report.
I don’t personally know either of these two women but my perception is that Zellweger is the nicer of the two. More approachable. More likable. More agreeable and less maintenance. They are both cute and sexy and each are very stylish. I prefer Zellweger physically as she has mentioned many times that she is very physically active (runner, gym rat, etc). That appeals to me. Aniston smoked. Maybe still does, but her skin is not as pretty as Zellwegers. But she definitely has awesome hair going for her.
Cecilia seems to be the only one here with a mind that works and can deduce fact from fiction.
Her face is fine and it looks fine. Janice Dickinson has leathery skin. Shauna Sand has leathery skin.
You see what you want to see, apparently.
HB, the brangeloonies see only the good in AJ and the bad in JA.
learning how is one of their sacraments, donchaknow.
Bradlly Already Said That He’s NOT Datting Jennifer Aniston!!!! So Why Do OK!Magazine Make This Kinda Cr*p.These F**king Tabloids Have GOT To Stop Making These Nasty Rumors About Jen!!!She’s Not Desprite Or Needy!!! She Just Went Out With Bradlly AS FRIENDS!!!
psb, it is somewhat illogical to think that anyone who makes a negative comment about Aniston is a brangeloonie. It’s also worthwhile to note that not one comment above yours referenced AJ.
Jennifers PR didn’t do anything, the media loves to make up stories about her. I think they are both pretty women, and they both went on a date with Bradley..so what, maybe they are all just friends.
Who are you kidding?! Bradly Cooper is HOTTT, watch “He’s just not that into you” he looks amazing in that movie. And Gerard Butler is hot, yes his face isn’t as good looking as his body, but that’s just because his body is THAT hot.
Hash: if you can’t see that Aniston is doing some serious damage to her face with overtanning and smoking, you need a new set of bifocals.
If she doesn’t stay out of the sun and stop broiling herself like a hot dog on a grill she is practically begging for a case of basal cell carcinoma. Ever seen it? I have, and believe me, it ain’t pretty.
not illogical if you’ve seen other posts from THAT PERSON.
and that’s why AJ was referenced. yes, by MOI.
but thanks for playing.
Cheyenne: Until her skin starts looking like Donatella Versace’s, then to me, she looks fine.
She may be doing underlying damage to her skin-I don’t know. I can’t see it. To call her skin leathery when it clearly is not is just being a “hater”, as it were. I dislike that word with a vengeance and never use it but it just seems appropriate in this instance.
@PSA: Ah, I see. One other tenet I’ve seen from the Loons is Sudden Belief in Tabloids When The Story is Negative About Jennifer Aniston…but for everyone else the tabs are just garbage.
they’re all just friends i guess, but if i were bradley i’ll choose zellweger, shes ladylike, doesn’t like party too much, and.. Looks kind,nice, and cute, i know jen is hot and sexy, but.. something’s wrong with her, i’ll pray for you jen, then you find ‘the man’ ameen.
These people believe everything bad written about Aniston and worship religiously everything good printed about madam jolie. They inhale it like the last oxygen left on earth.
Wow, how did you find a photo of Ms. Needy with her eyes open.
Jen’s friends sound like such catty biatches. They trashed Brad after he dumped her, Mayer after he dumped her, and now Renee, too? MEOW!!!
Psb, your point is still silly. The only references to AJ were made by Aniston fans. And you’re welcome.
team Renee
Why are people so mean? All of the things being said about Jen and Renee make me ill. I really think people need to stop feeding the media with negative comments. After all, the media does that enough themselves. To jump on the bandwagon with them, makes us look just as bad.