Will Kate Middleton’s dodgy uncle keep her from marrying Prince William?

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Last week, we heard all about Kate Middleton’s dodgy uncle Gary Goldsmith. Gary’s the player brother of Kate‘s mother, Carole. News of the World sent an undercover reporter to Gary’s Spanish home, and the results were extraordinary. Gary offered the reporter hookers and blow, and talked openly about his niece Kate and Prince William, even saying that they’re already engaged. At the time, I didn’t really think Kate would take a big hit on this one. Everyone has a dodgy uncle.

It seems Kate’s having a tough time with the whole situation. Many of the British papers are reporting some of the snobbiest comments from the aristocrats, all questioning whether such a “middle-class” girl could or should really be queen. To their credit, the royal family hasn’t seemed too perturbed by the dodgy uncle – Prince Charles even offered Kate his support, according to the Daily Express. Dodgy uncles aside, though, it seems the family Middleton family member that people are really worried about it none other than Kate’s mother:

[The wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton] has become the most eagerly awaited royal union since the marriage of Prince Charles to Princess Diana and even Prince Philip is said to be losing patience with the delay in announcing an engagement. He is reported to have urged his grandson to “stop dithering” as this 21st-century courtship moves at a pace more associated with a bygone age.

Yet despite the slow progress, the feeling has been that William and Kate are moving serenely towards the altar. However Kate, 27, has just endured one of the most difficult weeks since she and William began their relationship as her family has come under scrutiny.

An uncle called Gary Goldsmith was exposed by a Sunday newspaper for offering cocaine. The brother of Kate’s mother Carole is allegedly organising sex and drugs parties on the island of Ibiza, where he lives in a £5million villa. In the past Kate and William have stayed at his home – a visit which Goldsmith, 44, bragged about to undercover reporters. He was also reported to have claimed that he expected his niece to become engaged this summer.

For Kate, the very public exposure of her family’s black sheep is both embarrassing and hurtful. Although she has done nothing wrong the Middleton name is being dragged through the mire as her suitability to marry the second in line to the throne is again questioned.

Although Kate’s mother is descended from a line of impoverished Durham miners and builders, the family is now solidly middle class. Carole is a former air hostess but she and her husband Michael now run a successful mail-order business, selling novelties and accessories for children’s parties. They live in a £1million property in the Home Counties, where they ride and play tennis, and have been able to put their three children through public school.

So far, so respectable. But ever since Kate began dating William there have been those who have sneered at her roots and suggested that she is too common to marry into the Royal Family. There’s a view in some circles that the future King of England can do a lot better than a middle-class girl from Berkshire. Although it comes from the dark ages, the belief survives in some quarters that William’s future Queen should come from an aristocratic background.

In reference to Kate’s mother’s former job at BA, it’s also said that members of William’s upper-class inner circle would mutter “doors to manual” whenever Kate arrived at a social event. Kate’s mum Carole was further accused of greeting members of the Royal Family the wrong way by saying “Pleased to meet you”, instead of “How do you do?” At one stage it was even implied that her behaviour was a factor when William briefly split up with Kate two years ago.

Carole found herself charged with being a social climber who had herself “married up” and somehow engineered her daughter’s relationship with William, earning herself the nickname “Mrs Meddleton”.

One royal observer said sniffily: “The only thing counting against Kate is her mother. The father is terrific. The Queen approves of him and he is liked; the mother has big question marks. She is very pushy, rather twee and incredibly middle class. She uses words such as ‘toilet’ and ‘pardon’.”

Kate faced more family embarrassment when photographs of her younger brother James wearing a French maid’s outfit were posted on an internet forum.

[From Daily Express]

Oh, but there’s more! Apparently, the aristocracy thinks it’s “vulgar” that Kate’s parents are self-made millionaires. The bluebloods also would rather “see William end up with some obscure foreign princess in what would amount to little more than an arranged marriage.” Then the piece goes on to defend Kate, saying that Prince Charles “has been impressed with the manner in which she has handled ­living in the glare of being the girlfriend of a prince.” The royal family even liked the way she behaved when she was the ex-girlfriend of a prince:

Despite all the “waity Katy” barbs aimed at her over the length of time it is taking for William to get round to proposing, her behaviour has been exemplary. Even when Kate and William separated she kept a dignified silence, instructing her friends not to spill the beans about her relationship with the prince. At the time media fixer Max Clifford said Kate was ­sitting on “the biggest kiss-and-tell story in history” which could have earned her £5million.

Ingrid Seward, editor-in-chief of Majesty magazine, says she has been impressed by Kate. “I don’t think anybody should care about her background. Most girls of Kate’s age will have skeletons in their cupboard but nobody has found hers, so they have focused on her family. She has always been very dignified. It is a long way off but I think she will make a very good Queen. She has all the attributes.”

William is said to have dismissed the storm over Kate’s drug-abusing uncle as a flash in the pan but it will have been made clear by senior courtiers that she must, in future, distance herself from Goldsmith. Don’t expect any more holidays in Ibiza for the royal lovebirds.

Perhaps, as Kate copes with her family crisis in her usual dignified manner, a few of her detractors will come to realise that she really is royal material.

[From Daily Express]

Okay, but how much credit should we give people for just being quiet? In general, I do respect celebrities who don’t give it all away, but the whole thing about how Kate never speaks to the press is kind of crap. She’s just like any other high-profile celebrity – she has people talk to the press in her place. It’s all a bit silly, but I agree that the whole dodgy uncle bit won’t hurt her in the long run.

Prince William a girlfriend Kate Middleton

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  1. AlaskaJoey says:

    This is why so-called “royalty” and “aristocracy” has no place in the modern world. The idea that earning your own money is somehow less respectable than doing nothing with your life, and being lucky enough to be born into an inheritance is laughable. Give me a self made person anyday!

  2. Ned says:

    Kate is probably the Paris Hilton of England sans the sex tape.

    She seems so thrilled to get the publicity and doing nothing on her own.

    She does nothing but party and spend money, and can’t wait to do it at the expense of the British people.

    At least Paris is paying her own bills and works.

    William is serving his country, training, trying to make something out of himself.

    All she does is try to piggyback him.

    What a shame.

  3. icky says:

    I really don’t care about the british royal crap- it’s just so uninteresting- but I will say kate looks beat, must be that london fog

  4. knotstu says:

    awww…. their in luuuuv……
    i’m in luv too but mines a K.O.

  5. PJ says:

    I think if Kate’s background was unacceptable, William would not have had her as a girlfriend for the past several years. If she wasn’t suitable, the relationship would never have happened.

    It’s not like Kate is close to this uncle. He lives far away and she barely knows him. Her own behavior is impeccable, and that’s what counts.

  6. mojoman says:

    “She uses words such as ‘toilet’ and ‘pardon’…”
    OMG what atrocity!!(roll eyes)
    These royal (pain in the a$$) people really need to be b*tch-slapped upside the head!!

  7. Iggles says:

    I’d rather see William marry a foreign princess too! You never see royals marrying other royals these days..

    Nothing against Kate, but he cheats on her all the time and has yet to put a ring on her finger. He’s just not that into her. I think she should be strong and let him go. Why bring children into a dysfunctional relationship? If they have kids and later break up, she will be given the cold shoulder like Fergie and Princess Di..

  8. Ned says:

    “I think if Kate’s background was unacceptable, ”

    Are you stuck in the wrong century or something?

    People are judged by their own actions, career and behavior these days.
    What kind of person “check’s a person’s background for dating?

  9. lb says:

    I love that Americans spit at British Royalty. Sure, we amuse ourselves with their sagas of inbred romance and privileged alcoholism. Who wants their taxes to go for Kate Middleton and Prince William’s obnoxious galavanting? Glad we kicked their a*Ses so long ago.

  10. Ggirl says:

    Okay, I ashamedly admit that I root for Kate and William to tie the Royal Knot. But she has known the prince for many years so they know what to expect therefore they are less likely to divorce IF they have a foundation of friendship which it looks like they do. Most good marriages last because of this. As for the royals, they would be hard on anybody. Princess Diana had a title and Charles married her in a hurry, and look at the what a diaster their marriage turned into to. Just sayin’.

  11. iris says:

    Viva la Revolución Francesa!

  12. CW says:

    Kate M. is a classy and beautiful lady and has stuck by Williams side for years. I can’t imagine how difficult it would be dealing with the press,the criticism over her “middle class” background, and living under a microscope.

    Anyone that thinks William should chose a wife based on “aristocracy” rather than “quality” is a pre-historic nimrod.

  13. CW says:

    Oh, if someone less “middle class” such as, oh, Paris Hilton, were to take teh throne, it would be appropriate to re-name Buckingham Palace to “Sluttingham Palace”

  14. Anne says:

    does anyone else find the word “dodgy” amusing?

  15. Ezkate says:

    She was already well known to making herself available when William hooked up with her at University. She is a tacky lazy wannabee,she does nothing but wait. She was “known” at University and when she dumped her ex-boyfriend when Pr. William came into her vicinity, his words were “I’d like to have a go”….he inquired if the ex-boyfriend was finished with her.

  16. Indignant says:

    Kate Middleton has now become an embarrassment.

  17. Leigh says:

    Why are the princes always going for “middle class” ho’s?? She is NOTHING like Princes Di and NEVER will be. Off and on again for almost 9 years and they haven’t married YET??? Something is really wrong there! As for her uncle in all that mess, doesn’t look good for her and she is NOT princess/Queen material. She’s skanky!! Why are Prince William and Harry ALWAYS picking these “useless” and “classless” women? Jeez, Diana must be rolling in her grave!

  18. Jimmy London says:

    The queen is no big shot ,her G ma was a irish women,that was born in westmeath and died at the age of 22,

  19. Linda says:

    As a long time royal watcher, I am very disappointed in the choice of Kate Middleton. While she may be Prince William’s intellectual equal (and that’s not saying much),& they might have a good personal relationship, she doesn’t appear to bring much to the table in terms of her work ethic. It only looks glamorous from the outside. In reality, it means service to one’s country for the rest of your life. I don’t believe Kate Middleton has shown in any way that she is up to the task, as Princess Anne has been all her life. Furthermore, it is an unequal relationship, in which Kate just accepts whatever bones are thrown her way. I don’t predict happiness for the two of them.