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I had to watch this damn video three times before I realized the small squeaking sound -that no one comments on in real time - was (GASP) a Tiger Fart. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, Tiger Woods farts! And it’s a pretty cute sound. It’s not like he’s some gassy fart-ripping mofo who ate too much Chinese food (cough cough me cough). The Tiger Fart was subdued, almost classy. And it’s also huge news in the sporting world. Let me say it this way - if you spent your days covering every aspect of golf, for the love of God, wouldn’t a Tiger fart be, like, one the juiciest stories ever?
A Tiger Woods fart is pretty much the only thing Tiger Woods hasn’t done on camera. But the Tiger Woods fart at the end of the Buick Open changed all that. TV cameras follow Tiger Woods endlessly, but they never caught a Tiger Woods fart before. Yet they did that on the 18th hole of the Buick Open, as Tiger Woods was wrapping up an easy victory. However, it was the Tiger Woods fart that took up much of the attention afterward, since people have seen Tiger win countless times before - but had never heard this from him before.
Tiger Woods’ fart came during the 18′th hole, as Woods was in the fairway getting set to wrap up the Buick Open. Woods would win by three shots, and was coasting fairly easily. As such, the most noteworthy thing he did during the final round itself was fart, and get caught doing it by a nearby microphone.
The Tiger Woods fart was heard pretty well on television, though the commentators didn’t have any comment for it - perhaps the first time they had no words or hyperbole for something Tiger Woods did. Woods heard it immediately and laughingly asked “Are you serious?” as he and caddy Steve Williams giggled, as is customary after a fart.
At the very least, the Tiger Woods fart was something that he could afford to laugh at, since he was winning easily. In fact, this whole weekend was a relief for Woods, having rebounded from a terrible missed cut at the British Open.
Tiger Woods can laugh off a fart while he’s winning, but not winning any majors at all in one year would be a different matter.
[From Associated Content]
“Woods heard it immediately and laughingly asked “Are you serious?” as he and caddy Steve Williams giggled, as is customary after a fart.” Oh. My. God. Do these golf people really need to have it explained that’s it’s customary to laugh after someone farts? In some of the videos, you can even see Tiger laughing post-fart, and it actually made me like him more. Ridiculous.
Update by Celebitchy: CBS is denying that Tiger lit one, while refusing to identify the culprit. As James points out below, Tiger lifted his leg while it happened. Of course that may have been just a coincidence.
Written by Kaiser
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30 Responses to “Tiger Woods’ fart on live television overshadows championship win”
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If anyone could fart with grace, it would definitely be Tiger Woods. Kudos for his win, and for laughing off the squeaker.
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LOL!
His caddy deserves an extra bonus for not moving from that noxious spot. -
Hahaha! Awesome.
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WOW. that just made my day
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awesomeness. All men think farts are funny.
My husband at least smiles every time he passes one. -
Golf etiquette. LOL. Same here.
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His caddy didnt move cuz men like to smell other men farts so they can rate them. I wouldnt have been abler to hold my composure, I would have laughed my arse off.
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LMFAO! Good God that must have been mortifying…for him.
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That was not small or a squeak– WTF? So just what have you guys been hearing, that makes that sound subdued and classy?! Good God, dont answer…
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If he ask his caddy are u seriusly why people still claim that him fart? to me he didnt fart maybe his caddy or someone from tv that was close to a microfone and this is because at the time that the sound it’s heard his make a moviment with his legh
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if you spent your days covering every aspect of golf, for the love of God, wouldn’t a Tiger fart be, like, one the juiciest stories ever?
Ew, let’s not mention “fart” and “juiciest” together…LOL ;P
Farts will always be funny. Not constant farting every chance you get like my ex *barf* but random farts, ALWAYS funny. I should have prefaced this by saying I have the maturity level of a 12 year old boy, but there you are. LOL
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It obviously wasn’t him - it must have been the sound guy or camera guy. Someone close to the microphone. Good lord.
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Hey everybody! Tiger Woods Farted today! That is sooo news worthy
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Obviously he had some serious gas issues…LOL
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Whoever “smelt” it, “dealt” it.
Now CBS is saying it wasn’t Tiger after all.
And I can’t believe we are discussing this. Lol
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I like men who can fart in public and get away with it. Not in a fratboy sort of way, but people who can play it off without being douchetastic about it. Takes some social skillz.
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Whoever it was, I hope he/she said excuse me.
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Very embarrassing when it happens in a pilates class too…
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he is human, all this time i thougt he was from another planet, great job tiger!
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“Small squeak”? That was two stops short of a sonic boom.
Never mind. Tiger’s so cute, he farts cute farts.
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That guy can fart. He lifted his leg to make it louder.He thinks it’s real funny.At least he can fart.My dumb ass hernia doesn’t even let me.I have to get that god darn hernia fixed.I envy loud farters.At least they can boom.LOL
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I wonder if he let a test bubble go first to make sure that it was a fart.
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If he’s wearing white panties, probably left a skidmark or at least a brown stain…
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it was Tiger’s caddy, thats why he laughed and was like are you serious.
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I didn’t know Tiger had a clothing line! Cool! I found it in my nearby stores http://milo.com/search?q=tiger+woods+golf
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lol I just noticed it said that Celebitchy aims to be a friendly, welcoming site….that seems a bit like at oxymoron to me. It’s like saying “that motherfucker is really, really nice!”
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Thanks allot for this detailed post!!
Here, I found a youtube video about watching tv online that I would like to share: International Tv online..
but seriously, great post and thanks allot !!
I look forward to your next article !!
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I am so exhausted and out of it today that I actually read the Associated Content’s article as meaning that it was customary SPECIFICALLY IN GOLF to laugh after a fart. Like it was golf etiquette.
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