Madonna and Jesus Luz photographed kissing at 51st birthday party (update: pics)

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Update: We still don’t have access to the specific kissing pics referred to below, but here are some photos of Madonna and Jesus kissing and swimming off a yacht and with her kids on a boat in Portofino, Italy yesterday. Don’t they look cozy? Look at that guy who is crouching down just to hold a parasol over Madonna! Also, what is that huge earring Jesus is wearing? He looks like a pirate! Credit: Fame Pictures


We’ve seen plenty of photos of Madonna and Jesus out together, but usually it looks like Jesus is there in some sort of official capacity – like to make Madonna seem much younger and more relevant. He could also be hanging around as some kind of glorified assistant – he’s been seen carrying Madonna’s bags and it’s rumored that he often babysits her kids. Maybe I’m in denial because the thought of 22 year-old Jesus having athletic sex with 51 year-old Madge just skeeves me out and I was hoping it wasn’t true.

It could be, though, as Jesus and Madonna were finally photographed looking intimate. Jesus was seen kissing Madonna’s well-preserved neck at dinner for her 51st birthday. If the situation was reversed I would speculate that Madonna was getting some life essence like the succubus she is. Instead, it looks like true love or at least like they’re legitimately having sex. *shiver* There’s also another picture of the two kissing over breakfast on their hotel patio in Italy. We can’t post the photos here, but Radar Online has them.

Madonna — along with her gorgeous boy toy/model Jesus Luz — is in the Italian Riviera resort of Portofino Monday to celebrate her birthday in true star style.

The superstar singer — who turned 51 Sunday — booked an entire floor of the town’s Splendido Hotel for her stay. The Material Mom (sans kids) was snapped Sunday sharing breakfast (and a kiss!) with Jesus before joining the rest of her entourage later for dinner and cake.

Famed Italian fashion designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana are expected to host a star studded birthday party for the Material Mom during her trip.

But where there’s Madonna, there’s always controversy. The ‘Like A Virgin’ Singer caused a flap on Saturday when her Sticky and Sweet tour concert in Poland happened on the same day as the Feast of the Assumption, a high point of the Catholic calendar marking the traditional belief that Mary, the mother of Jesus also known as the Madonna, was taken up into heaven.

She may have been branded a “Satanist” by the religious leaders of Poland, but Madonna seemed genuinely touched when the 80,000 strong crowd at her concert in Warsaw surprised her by singing a traditional Polish birthday song, ‘May You Live A Hundred Years’.

“I feel your love. I love what I do, but you regenerate me,” said a beaming Madonna.

Many of the fans near the stage also held up paper hearts. One said: “Adopt Me.”

During the concert, Madonna paid tribute to fellow pop icon Michael Jackson, who died June 25 in Los Angeles, CA.

A Jackson impersonator did the King of Pop’s signature moonwalk dance move on stage while wearing a sequined jacket, white T-shirt, white glove and white socks, while a large photograph of him as a boy appeared on stage.

[From Radar Online]

I’m sure it’s no coincidence that Madonna timed her tour so that she was performing in a predominantly Catholic country on one of most holy days of the year. It’s a little more subtle than hanging herself on a cross with a crown of thorns on her head, but just as purposeful. That was Madonna’s little pre-birthday present to herself. There’s nothing she likes more than a good old fashioned feud with the Catholics. She also apparently still has that doe-eyed young model on the hook. Damn her.

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  1. Firestarter says:

    Those arms! I am surprized they made it to 51!

  2. bella says:

    i thought it was SJP until I read the headline

  3. maddie says:

    The ‘Like A Virgin’ Singer caused a flap on Saturday when her Sticky and Sweet tour concert in Poland happened on the same day as the Feast of the Assumption, a high point of the Catholic calendar marking the traditional belief that Mary, the mother of Jesus also known as the Madonna, was taken up into heaven.

    This is why I can’t stand her she always have to do something to cause a stir, didn’t she just adopt that little girl and she out on tour? What the hell where they thinking!! That right she has the money to buy her little kids forgot about that.

    It’s just freaky her being with that young guy, I’m sure she was turned on by his name and that added to the freak factor for her since she so anti – catholic.

    Every time I see those arms I cringe, those are the arms of an 75 yr old woman and nothing can change that with the exception of long sleeves.

    She is up there with Mel GODLESS Gibson in the yuck factor.

  4. lway says:

    Her arms are ugly …. eeewwww

    Madonna is just gross. She should really give it up and be home with her children while she is still around.

    I just cannot stand her – after she took the little girl away from her real daddy with such a fight. Sure Madonna can give her a good home and blah blah blah but Madonna will never REALLY be her mother. I feel sorry for those folks – having to be without their daughter just because they don’t have the money to buy her all the things she needs

  5. Taya says:

    How sweet that Jesus spent his day visiting his Grandmother on her birthday and even gave her a big kiss. Oh wait, that was Madonna. Oops!

  6. vicsmith says:

    So you would rather the child stay in an orphanage because her real parents can’t care for her? That’s putting the child first. Not. Madonna, yukky arms and all, does not look like his grandmother.

  7. n says:

    how nauseating she is to slobber over this young guy. and how obvious is he to do it for what he stands to gain from her notoriety. these 2 smell bad.

    sorry for her kids to have to live down the humiliation of her behavior on a world stage. so sad for them.

  8. the original kate says:

    poor madge – the younger and hipper she tries to look the older and more grizzled she appears.

  9. tamikla says:

    Her arms are really scary!

  10. dizzybenny says:

    well we did see Guy with his new girlfriend last week so she had to show that he oops i mean she and Jesus are a real item.

  11. tasteT says:

    Her face and eyebrows and arms are alll sooo scary and creepy–she reminds me of Madge in “whatever happened to Babyjane?”

    YUCK! I hope he gets every dime he is worth because bedding down or even her clutching at you with those roided out fingers and hands LORDY!!

    creepy dame..those surgeries and the need to try to be young–have made her look worse than ever!

  12. tasteT says:

    hmph, so if she is admitting to 51..

    add on a few more years. TRUST..

  13. Davide says:

    Yes, but… her show is still the best in town. It really is that good.

  14. fizXgirl314 says:

    i’m having lunch damn it! :-p

  15. nelly says:

    It’s amazing to see how can people be so jealous… Sad.

  16. jann says:

    i just don’t see anything wrong with their relationship, if they are both happy, why can’t he love her? so what, who cares about age? I’ve seen worst, what about a real fat person with a thin person? they are both adult, she keeps herself fit, so what.

  17. Cinderella says:

    It just looks so creepy to me. But whatever turns her on.

  18. REDRED2 says:

    Say what you will about Madonna, but I like the fact that she/someone COMBS HER DAUGHTER’S HAIR. She puts it in a style African American little girls wear. She doesn’t just let it stick up on her head , and let her child walk around with hair that has NEVER seen a comb, brush, or moisterizer( some black hair is extremely dry). With that said, Madonna , give Angelina Jolie a call and explain to her how to do her black child’s hair , PLEASE !!

  19. british bitch says:

    Jesus is having a laugh, he´ll be off into the sunset with a 22 year old hottie and a wadge of Madges wedge. I thought she was supposed to be intelligent? No fool like an OLD fool.

  20. Magsy says:

    Yikes, hope he doesn’t suck out her partial.