Madonna and Jesus Luz are still together

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Despite rumors that she had called it off with Jesus Luz and sent him back to his play pen, Madonna and the youngster still seem to be going strong. Or at least going… well they’re not broken up like we thought. The pair were spotted jetting off to Spain on her private plane yesterday.

Taking time out from writhing on stage in fishnets, Madonna drank in the culture of Spain today.

Joined by her toy-boy lover Jesus Luz and her 12-year-old daughter Lourdes, the trio took in the sights at Madrid’s Royal Palace and Prado Museum.

It looked like a welcome break for the singer, who performed at the city’s Vicente Calderon stadium two days ago.

The singer wore a beige loose-fitting top and trousers and a tweed hat with her hair scraped back from her face.

A keen art collector herself, Madonna seemed to especially enjoy her tour of the Prado Museum, which features one of the world’s finest collections of European art dating from the 12th century to the 19th century.

[From the Daily Mail]

The Daily Mail also has some truly shocking photos of Madge’s beyond-gristly arms. I know we’ve seen some gross shots before, but this is like nothing else. They say she looks more like one of the skeletons in those “Bodies” exhibits than a woman. And they’re spot-on.

According to In Touch, Jesus is working hard to kiss up to Madonna – even going to the Kabbalah Centre while she’s away on her tour.

Madonna may be on tour in Europe currently, but that doesn’t mean that her boy toy Jesus Luz has forgotten about his Material Girl. The 22 year-old Brazilian model has been making his girlfriend proud by attending The Kabbalah Centre in New York and even wearing some of her clothing there. Jesus was spotted recently wearing Madge’s hat from the clothing line Unstoppable that she was seen sporting last year. The chic white hat even has his name on the inside of the brim.

[From In Touch]

Seriously, when is this going to be over? Haven’t Madge and Jesus been dating for at least six months? That is an eternity for her. How has she not lost interest in him? Granted he’s pretty to look at for a minute or two, but then after that, there’s… what? Are they really chatting about philosophy and great books? Or just ugly hats and arm-bearing tops? Can you really base an entire relationship on apparel and a faux religion?

Madonna could marry this guy and I’d still tell you she’s not serious about him. There is just no way. I talk a lot of crap about her, but one thing I’ve never called her is dumb. Which doesn’t mean she doesn’t do dumb things, but she’s smart and feisty. How is Jesus enough for her?

Images thanks to BauerGriffinOnline.

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11 Responses to “Madonna and Jesus Luz are still together”

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  1. Ron says:

    The gristly arm shot made me want to order her a pizza! Yikes. Eat something woman.

  2. justathought says:

    That is one smart woman!

  3. the original kate says:

    oh my god! why did i click on that link? please, someone tell me madge’s arms are photoshopped.

  4. Larissa says:

    she is just making clear she doesn´t need a man, just a distraction! good for her!
    she was married to guy richie for long enough, didn´t add much to her marrying a so called smart,somewhat successful guy…did it? so drop it already ffs!

  5. Jojo says:

    I think it’s funny you questioning why SHE is still with HIM….I say, WHY THE HELL IS HE WITH HER?!!? Why would a guy that hot date an old woman???

  6. abbizmal says:

    I saw that on Dlisted and was gonna tell you guys to go look. Totally shocked the shit out of me. Grosss. She needs to eat or something to add some fat to fill that nastiness out.

  7. abbizmal says:

    PS – Why does she seem to rarely be with her children???

  8. QB says:

    I think I have seen more pictures of Madonna wiht Jesus then David with Madonna and who is helping Mercy settle in while Madonna is all over europe?

  9. BlueSkies says:

    This guy has scary eyes. I bet she hangs with him because his name is Jesus. He’s really not that good looking. One step closer for Madonna’s evil kaballah scheme to take over the world.

  10. Hieronymus Grex says:

    Grandma Gristle.

  11. mariam says:

    i never new that madona was divorce and remarried.what a shame a boy young enough to be her son is the one she married to or no white people disgus me