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In case you ever should wonder to yourself, “Hey, is Courtney Love still batsh*t insane?” the answer is yes. And frankly, you should assume that’s always the case, until given multiple instances of non-crazy behavior on her part. Last night, Courtney was bored, so she hopped on the internet. What do you and I do to kill time online? Probably check some email, do some Facebook stalking, and move on to one of those games with jewels. I clearly don’t play games. Anyway, Courtney does the next most rational thing online: post pictures of herself. Not crazy in and of itself. Until you see that her pictures are of her in bed with a tortoise. Or a turtle. Not sure, but I know I’m not okay with it, even if it is a stuffed animal.
JUST when I thought COURTNEY LOVE couldn’t get any more bonkers, she goes and posts a picture of herself in bed with a TURTLE on the web.
The HOLE rocker has taken to her Twitter account today to give fans a glimpse into her life between the sheets.
And while Courtney’s admirers will be pleased to hear it doesn’t involve a man, they may be more than a little disturbed to see the singer – who previously dated NOEL FIELDING – turning to a tortoise for some bedroom action.
Hmmmm.
Continuing her wacky streak, Courtney has said her new album will sound like “giant black pyramids”.
[From the Sun]
Well, we all have our own way of dealing with loneliness. I cuddle a pillow, sometimes possibly pretending it’s Anderson Cooper. Some people have a stuffed animal, which I don’t really understand for adults, but whatever works for you. Courtney’s got a turtle. Which, if it weren’t for that second picture, I would absolutely insist was real. But I mean, this is not a cuddle stuffed animal. He’s way too small for that. This is more of the “I sliced open his belly and hid my heroin inside him” kind of stuffed animal. Must be why she likes to keep him close by.
I’m hoping Courtney’s album is done soon and she gets good reviews. I think it’d be nice to show her that people will talk when she does something right just as much as when she does something weird. And sure, there are a lot of bizarre photos out there on the internet. But I still find this one of the most unsettling.
Still, this is definitely the least dangerous thing Courtney’s done in a long, long time.
Pictures thanks to Courtney Love’s Twitter.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Courtney Love, Twitter
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Looks like a red eared slider turtle… they’re pretty common as pets.
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That turtle’s days are numbered.
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I thought she was off the junk/meth/oxy/charlie/everything she can snort/smoke/inhale/inject. I mean, clearly not, but I’d gotten in my head that she was just a bit mad in the head/eccentric…
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that poor turtle. god knows what he’s witnesed!
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Awwww, I’m sorry that’s just cute. I have two turtles, too.
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She always looks like she needs a bath. I get itchy just thinking about it. Ugh!
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That turtle took one helluva nasty shit. It almost looks like Courtney Love.
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The turtle looks Photoshopped in. Hm.
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Somehow these images are really creepy. She scares me and I’m scared for the turtle. Get him out of there!
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She’s a little wacky.
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Can you say freakshow?
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She said in a ‘tweet’ it was a “taxidermied turtle.” No boring moments with that lady
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courtney rocks, i love your mox(E)
you rock courtney …. punk rock!!!
and in her album america’s sweetheart she sings ” were you jerkin off to her or were you jerkin off to me…”
i must say i was jerkin off to you courtney …!
PUNK ROCK
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What a lunatic. Perhaps lower her dose of happy pills, Doc?
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Hey, to each her own. And, yeah, now that I look at the pics, it’s definitely taxidermied, since its position doesn’t change at all. I mean, turtles are slow, but not *that* slow!
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Look at those eyes and that stare. She’s high as shit sitting in bed with a turtle. He better keep moving she may try to smoke him.
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