Perez Hilton is pretty loathsome. But I’ve got to say, I’m no Demi Moore fan either, and never have been. She was rude to my neighbor once in the eighties. Yeah, I’ll hold grudges for a long-ass time. But I mean as contemptible as I find Demi to be, she’s not out there constantly stirring the sh*t like Perez. He makes a living off being a bitch. And not in the cute way we do here. But in the “laugh at your misfortune” sort of way. So while neither of these two are favorites of mine, you can imagine how physically ill it makes me to say that I’m actually having to side with Perez in his latest Twitter battle, which is naturally against Demi. I feel like my soul is infested with locusts just for saying that.

So a little while ago Perez posted a link to a picture (he didn’t take the picture) of Demi’s 15-year-old daughter Tallulah wearing an outfit that showed some cleavage. This enraged Demi, and instead of thinking, “Hey, as a parent, I should not have let my child dress that way, and that is the ultimate problem,” her reaction was to do what all narcissists do, and quickly blame someone else. In this case, the complete problem from beginning and end is Perez, according to Demi. And he’s not just the problem – because he posted this picture and her daughter is 15, Perez is a pedophile. That’s all there is to it. Demi has no culpability whatsoever. It’s everyone else’s job to ignore her poor parenting, not her job to be a diligent parent.

Demi Moore has lashed out via Twitter at Perez Hilton for linking to skin-revealing pictures of her daughter Tallulah Willis, 15, via his Twitter account. On Thursday, Perez Tweeted links to several photos of the teen. One of the pictures, which he said he linked to several weeks ago, and which is located on Los Angeles nightlife photo blog The Cobra Snake, showed the underage young woman with several buttons on her top open. Another picture showed the teen hugging her dad, Bruce Willis, in very short jean shorts.

Both links angered Demi. “Anyone who advertises follows or supports Perez supports violating child pornography laws!” Demi Tweeted. “Let me ask all of you, what is it called when someone is telling people to look and focus on a child’s “boobs & a**” while providing photos?” Demi continued.

The actress went on to accuse Perez of “violating child pornography laws.” However, the feisty blogger took aim right back at Demi, Tweeting that he is planning legal action. “Expect another letter from my attorney, kitten. Xoxo,” he wrote on Thursday afternoon. “P.S. Bring it on, b*tch!” Perez claimed via Tweet that Demi’s remarks on the social networking site brought more attention to the pictures.

“And thanks for drawing MORE attention to your daughter’s behavior and your parenting skills (or lack thereof). U r real smart!” he continued. Perez asked for an apology and said he would not allow his child to dress like Tallulah. “I would not let my 15 year old daughter dress like that under ANY context. You are delusional and slightly senile!” the 31-year-old blogger, who told the LA Times earlier this year he plans to have children by age 35, added.

[From OMG]

I’m not going to put the pictures up, but you can see them here and here. Part of being a teenager is pushing the boundaries, and clothing is a common one. That does not mean it’s okay, and it’s Demi and Bruce’s job to make sure that their daughter still dresses appropriately, same as any other parent. And because she’s the daughter of celebrities, they should be aware that more people are going to be look and snapping photos of Tallulah, so it’s even more critical that she’s dressed appropriately. I actually find the shorts much worse than the boob shot. I mean girls show a lot of boob these days, and frankly it didn’t make me bat an eye. I’m not saying it’s an appropriate top, but it’s not the worst thing I’ve ever seen. But I do not see the bottom few inches of most girls ass cheeks when I’m out and about, and I am damn certain I’ve never shown mine.

If Demi has any problem with the pictures, the only person she can blame is the person who let Tallulah leave the house that way. No one else. But it’s offensive to call it child pornography. It’s making light of real victims of child porn. She is way out of line. Would it have been nicer if Perez left the photos alone? I suppose. But they’re out there and he’s not the only one linking them. And they’re out there because of Demi’s poor parenting. It’s not like Tallulah was wearing something innocent, bent over, and someone snapped an inappropriate picture. She’s totally upright – anything you see that you shouldn’t you’re seeing because that’s the point of the top.

And Demi decided to go for the big guns and get Kirstie Alley involved. How high school.

It was just another glimpse into the world of Twitter-mad celebs on Thursday evening as Demi Moore lashed out forcefully at blogger Perez Hilton for a weeks-old photo he linked to showing her 15-year-old daughter Tallulah baring a bit of cleavage.

After a tweet about her electrical power being out, Moore began to question Hilton’s motives and integrity for linking to the photo some weeks ago. “Let me ask all of you, what is it called when someone is telling people to look and focus on a child’s “boobs & ass” while providing photos?” she asked, then answered, “That’s called child pornography.”

The tit-for-tat flame war then began between Moore and Hilton himself, who responded, “That is clearly not child porn … I would not let my 15 year old daughter dress like that under ANY context. You are delusional and slightly senile!”

Hilton called Moore’s charge that he’s a smut-peddler “libelous, defamatory, inaccurate and stupid” … and openly pondered seeking legal action. “She is the one breaking the law” he yelled.

Enter Kirstie Alley. Not long after the “discussion” began between Moore and Hilton, ‘Cheers’ alum and Moore’s buddy Kirstie Alley decided to turn up the volume with some tweets of her own: “Please help Demi Moore get this guy branded what he really is … a PEDOPHILE … I’m gonna have his nasty little ass followed..”

“You are a child pornographer. I VOW TO TAKE YOU DOWN. legally … keep up your vile behavior and I will make your sorry ass sorrier.”

This was clearly a “poke the bear, find out what happens” moment as Hilton then began directing his anger towards Alley.

“Call me immature, unfunny, fat, ugly, stupid. But I’m not a pedophile. I’m not a rapist. And I’m not a child porn activist! … This is another libelous, defamatory statement you are making against me!!!”

Hilton then made some defamatory statements about Alley, saying “I think all your past drug use, which you’ve admitted to, has damaged your brain. You should get that checked out!”

[From Popeater]

So basically all sorts of ridiculousness. I’m sure everyone learned long ago to disregard anything that pops out of Kirstie Alley’s mouth. But Demi is only a mild whackjob, generally speaking. Remember when you were in second grade and some kid would threaten to sue you when you said something they didn’t like? That’s basically what Demi’s doing here. She’s saying something so extreme and irrational (Perez is a pedophile because he linked to photos someone else took and that are on someone else’s blog in an outfit Demi let her daughter wear) that she comes off as being as dumb as a second grader who doesn’t understand saying something doesn’t make it true.

To be fair, it looks like Perez has been trying to start a feud with Demi for a while.

And the worst part is that not only is it clear Demi Moore doesn’t have two I.Q. points to rub together, but that she made me defend Perez Hilton. And that’s just unacceptable.

Here’s Tallulah with her mom in March in NYC and s The High Line’s Opening Summer Benefit in June in NYC. I found her making this expression all over the place, in nearly every posed photo. Her parents need to keep one close eye on her. Images thanks to WENN.com and INF Photo.