Heidi Klum is the cover girl for the first quarterly issue of Page Six Magazine, which will likely be some kind of supplement with the daily New York Post newspaper. The cover shot of Heidi is lovely, I think. Well, her roots are a little sketchy, but the image sort of reminds me of something sort of washed out, yet interesting, like a painting Andy Warhol would have done of Heidi. I like the very subtle, almost imperceptible hint of butt crack. Classy!
In the interview, Heidi talks about how she has no idea what the senile, old hater-toad Karl Lagerfeld meant when he started disrespecting Heidi left and right. Karl told the press that Heidi “was never in Paris, we don’t know her.” Karl went on to attack Heidi’s husband, Seal for his discoid lupus erythematosus, which is why his skin is pock-marked. Karl snotted: “I am no dermatologist but I wouldn’t want his skin. Mine looks better than his. He is covered in craters.” After that, Heidi stayed pretty cool, for the most part ignoring the Fussy Orange Anger-Bear. Heidi’s basic response in this interview is “Karl is insane. Meh.”
On the cover of the first quarterly edition of Page Six Magazine, free inside the New York Post on September 10, “Project Runway” co-host Heidi Klum is “unzipped” like you’ve never seen her before. The exclusive pictures by Rankin were shot when Heidi was three months pregnant with her fourth child.
On Karl Lagerfeld’s comments that he’d never heard of her and didn’t know who she was:“I don’t know why [Karl] said that. Maybe he wanted to be in the paper? Maybe he doesn’t understand what I do? It’s bizarre to me that he says he doesn’t know who I am because he’s dressed me in the past. I’ve worn Karl Lagerfeld. Not even Chanel—his line. Lagerfeld doesn’t just send random things everywhere, so it was a big thing for me [to wear his label] to the CFDA Awards a few years ago. I don’t know how he missed that, when he dressed me that time. But you know, it’s cool. People can say whatever they want to say. You can’t please everybody, and you can’t live your life wanting to please everybody either.”
On pregnancy, the fourth time around:“It’s hard when you don’t fit in your things anymore. The last month is unbelievable, how rapidly your stomach goes. It’s huge. The thighs, the butt—everything explodes in the end. But it’s bizarre. Just as it’s a miracle that you can grow a human being in your belly, it’s a miracle that your body goes back to normal again. I don’t think you ever get back to exactly the way you were, but you do get close. And I’m happy with that. Especially when you see your kid for the first time.”
On knowing that husband Seal was “The One”:“Aside from his sexy stature? He’s a gentle giant. [Seal is six- foot-three-and-a-half.] We’re very into family values. If you come to our house in L.A., you’ll see that it’s not a big, museum-like house where you can’t touch anything or sit anywhere. It’s a family house, where three children [Leni, Henry, 4; and Johann, 3] are living. We have toys all over the place.”
On keeping her distance from the “Project Runway” models:
“Otherwise, I’d get too attached, and I’d take their life story into consideration, which I don’t want to do. Either I like the clothes or I don’t. I don’t want to know that you live with your sick mother. I don’t want to feel badly because they have a sad story, like, ‘Poor thing, let’s keep him on.’ ”
[From Page Six Magazine via Cover Awards]
“Everything explodes”? Oh, that does not sound good. That actually makes me feel a little barfy. Oh… deep breaths. Must. Not. Think. Of. Body. Explosions. Anyway, Heidi’s due any day now, I think – which means the little girl will probably be a Virgo baby! Yeah! Virgos unite! Of course, the Virgo cut-off is September 22, so the baby could end up a Libra. But with Heidi’s “exploding” body (So. Nauseous.) I hope she has the baby sooner rather than later.
My mom and I have been trying to figure out when exactly this current season of Project Runway was filmed. I think it was probably the fall of 2008. My mom called me, sort of frantic, when the first episode aired, yelling “What happened to Heidi’s pregnant tummy? Did she already have the baby? What happened?” I’m totally into this season so far – and I’m loving how quickly the judges are cutting out the dead weight contestants. Right now my money is on Sharin, at least for the final three.
Here’s Heidi with Henry and Leni and a nanny shopping at The Grove after martial arts class last Tuesday in Los Angeles. Images thanks to WENN.com .