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Who would have thought that Madonna and Jesus Luz would have stayed together for this long? I gave the relationship/business arrangement a few months, tops. But Madge and Jesus have been going strong for the better part of this year - although it’s felt like a lot longer. Jesus has been ensconced in Madge’s lair (and yes, that’s a euphemism) for most of their relationship, when he isn’t playing nanny to her kids while she’s finishing up her Sticky & Sweet tour. Allegedly, Madonna even told friends that Jesus was the “love of her life”. A source quoted in Hello! claims that Madge is considering marriage for the third time. Ah, she’s going to make an honest boy-toy out of Jesus!
Madonna is preparing to marry her toyboy lover Jesus Luz, according to reports.
The 51-year-old singer is lining up to defy critics of her nine-month relationship with the young Brazilian model and make him the next Mr Madonna before the end of the year.
The extraordinary claim came from a biographer of Madonna’s, Randy Taraborrelli, writing in Hello! magazine today. Taraborrelli tells how Madonna speaks openly about her love for Luz, who is 22.
She reportedly said of Luz: ‘He’s so sweet. He checks in with me all the time. I probably should do the same, but you know me. I think he gets it now that I’m a little - shall we say –self-involved.’
Taraborrelli writes: ‘The pop queen has been dating Jesus since January and it is thought the pair may marry before the end of the year. Madonna is crazy about Jesus and has been telling close friends and family that “I could definitely see myself marrying him. Yes, it’s definitely on the table”.’
Taraborrelli adds: ‘The pop star is said to want yet another lavish ceremony. “She knows that’s what Jesus wants,” said one of her relatives. “She has a lot of wonderful memories of both of her weddings. She doesn’t want to slip off and do it quietly. She definitely wants a big and rather fantastic affair”.’
Taraborrelli also quotes a friend who says: ‘He respects her, that’s number one. He has learned so much from her. He’s amazed at how well-rounded she is, the way she juggles her career with her life as a mother, for instance. He understands that she’s self-involved, too.’
The friend adds: ‘Of course, the sex between them is scorching hot. To be candid, it’s what’s driving things.’
The pair started dating after kissing for a magazine photoshoot in Rio de Janeiro in January. Madonna’s two previous marriages - to actor Sean Penn and director Guy Ritchie - both ended in acrimonious divorces.
[From the Daily Mail]
If Madge is considering marrying Jesus, it wouldn’t surprise me that she also wants another “lavish” ceremony. She’ll want it to be a spectacle. Madge doesn’t do quiet and reserved. I also love this quote attributed to Madge: “I think he gets it now that I’m a little - shall we say –self-involved.” Wow. That’s out Madge, so self-aware. But I have to say, if Jesus already “gets” that Madge is “a little self-involved” my guess is that this will be a lovely marriage. For a year or so. Until both of them get bored.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Jesus Luz, Madonna, Weddings
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37 Responses to “Madonna reportedly considering marrying 22 year-old Jesus”
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Reminds me of the silent film star Mary Pickford, once the most famous woman in America, who married a much younger actor named Buddy Rogers.
They stayed together for the rest of Pickford’s life - 42 years - even as her star fell and she spent most of her afternoons drinking at home.
To Buddy Rogers, she was still the most fabulous woman in the world. When they went out in public, he used to straighten her wig. True story.
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Jesus Luz may turn out to be a Buddy Rogers, but Mary Pickford probably wasn´t a raging cougar and complete egomaniac who has already driven two marriages into the ground. So there´s the difference.
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Madonna needs to accept the fact that she is no longer the Material Girl age.
The guy with the gray hair is who she should be marrying. Much more age appropriate. I mean, I am not totally against may-December cougar (I hate that word!) roamnces, but come on! That is a little much.
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If his name was “Jesus”, “Madonna” wouldn’t be interested.
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Damn, he is so hot.
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Actually, it was also Mary Pickford’s third marriage. Her first was to an abusive creep (cue Sean Penn reference) and the second was to a talented fellow artist whom she loved passionately, but they just couldn’t make things work.
Maybe a Buddy Rogers/Jesus Luz type is just what a self-absorbed superstar needs for the long run.
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don’t believe it for a second.
Madonna may be a lot of things, but stupid in marriage she isn’t.
she’s getting exactly what she wants from Luz - pretty arm candy, great sex and a man who essentially “does what he’s told” due to the inequality of their star-power/fame.
the men she’s married have been, for lack of a better word, “equals”. she has NO need to marry this guy and I don’t think she will.
now, here’s the real question. what the F is wrong with her face? her cheekbones look RIDICULOUS! she’s got the “Madam-ism” thing going on.
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She enjoys a change of image = ) From odd character, to English country rose, to international adoptee, to cougar.
Seems to require a person she can control, and when she can’t the relationship is over.
Money and sex the power drivers.
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This is just so stupid. And it is not the age thing that bothers me but the fact that she is so obviously doing this for attention.
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UGH!! Another pr stunt from the original fame whore herself. Please just fade into obscurity with dignity.
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congrats to them if this is true…
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I wonder what Jesus’s mother thinks about all this?
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In that first photo she looks like a death’s head! It’s going to be horribly fascinating to see how she manages to keep shoring herself up as time goes on.
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Can anyone say “skeletor”? Eew. I wouldn’t screw her with someone else’s penis. Just nasty. She is not going to marry that boy. His mother is also younger than Madonna/Madge, i’m sure of it. As far as “Stella getting her groove back”… we’ve all seen how that turns out. For all of you who don’t know what I’m referencing… Terry McMillian’s husband/boy toy is a penis loving-lip gloss wearing ex-husband now.
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She looked fantab at the VMA’s.. what the hell happened to her?
Maybe she is going the Joan Collins route?
And I agree with Praise St. Angie! POV.
Interesting tidbit/correlation about Mary Pickford very interesting.
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Maritza - To them I’m sure it’s like he joined a cult.
My condolences to the Luz family if this is true.
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Her face is starting to look like that creepy clown head in the Saw movies.
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Madonna is still the material girl. Only thing is the material is grisl and leather. So did anyone hear Michael Jackson’s tape slamming Madonna? Apparently he wasn’t too fond of the reigning white trash mogul.
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Sickening.
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ugh madonna this is gross & embarassing… Madonna and William Joel should hook up, only both their egos couldn’t fit into one room. Egomaniacs need a partner who will feed in to their sense of grandiose importance, ie a younger man/woman with less power who is completely dependent upon them. Really more of a slave-master relationship, than a partnership as equals.
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“Only thing is the material is grisl and leather.”
so f-ing brilliant!
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Make him sign a prenup. You know he’s only in it for the big payday.
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To “Praise St. Angie”…I was thinking the SAME THING…that she looks like “Madam!”
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If Jesus makes her see God, why not? Seriously, how often does THAT happen…. know what I mean?
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I won’t be surprised if Madonna marries Jesus. Why? Because she can. How many 51 yr old women can date a 22 yr old male? Demi Moore takes a lot of hits over Ashton, who isn’t nearly as young as Jesus. Old geezer men do it all the time, why not women? If they both get what they want out of the marriage, who are we to judge? I wouldn’t wait to long though Madge, you aren’t getting any younger. Nor will Jesus be young and impressionable forever. It won’t last but who cares, get some good sex while you can.
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Yikes! She looks like the crypt-keeper in these shots! Nice cheek implants, Ciccone.
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She obviously is delusional — remember the Madonna was Jesus’s mother.
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TaylorB - lol, so true….seriously creepy!
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So fake and this is the 4-5th time this story has popped up. There was even one pregnancy story for goodness sakes. People are so gullible.
As for the person saying Madonna drove her first marriage into the ground… are you kidding me? Sean Penn physically, verbally, and emotionally abused her repeatedly. He’s a cheater and all-around douche. Look at what he did to Robin Wright as well. Why are women so quick to defend abusive men?
As for Madonna’s relationship with Jesus, let the woman have her fun and be happy, men do it all the time, why so judgmental? I don’t see people jumping on Paul McCartney for his relationships with much younger women (women nearly the age of his own children).
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As was so well put in the film Y tu mamá también: ‘If you play with babies, prepare to clean up the diapers’ (or something to this effect)
I’ve gotten my heart tangled up with younger men, only to find the diapers inevitably waiting for me. Much better when they just turn out to be gay.
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Looking a bit octo-mum in the top pic….
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That was a good movie Pam! I like movies I have to read.
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That madamism link is hysterical. Madonna used to have a very nice heart shaped face with a pointed chin. That has been completely obliterated now with a ‘madam’ blunt chin. I suppose the idea is to replace bone lost through age, but it seems they have a one size fits all chin, and as for the cheeks - surely they could do better than that. Dolly looks like a cartoon of herself.
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There have to be some plastic surgeons that could do a better job out there- for god’s sake! She looks like that creepy Cat Woman from NYC in the first photo! ick
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Good god above - WTF has happened to her face?????????..after years of such careful unobvious plastic surgery - she suddenly lost her mind and went jocelyn wildenstein on us….WTF ! She looks like a TOTAL FREAK
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She’s bought him. Nothing more. He’s an empty-headed sex machine and as long as it brings her more attention and feeds her ego, she’ll keep him around. Now if he ever develops a personality or a desire to do anything other than her bidding, game over.
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