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Kevin Federline has a genius career strategy. Is he using the Britney Spears angle? Nope. His dance skills? Not so much. His hot girlfriend? Nu-uh. K-Fed is capitalizing on the greatest of his assets – literally. Since he’s gotten all Santa fat, K-Fed’s been a little more popular in the media. He’s a gentler, slower K-Fed, if you will. Probably with higher blood sugar, judging from where he’s storing his fat. I worry K-Fed, I worry. Anyway, despite the stress his health is causing me, K-Fed’s decided not just to embrace the chub but to actually encourage it. He is actively trying to PUT ON MORE WEIGHT. You read that right. And yes, the caps were necessary. K-Fed figures the more he weighs the more he’ll lose on Celebrity Fit Club. And that’s what’ll turn his career around. Ditching the cuddly chub.
Another young famous-for-nothing celebrity who will cash in on reality is Kevin Federline, Britney Spears’ ex. When he joins the cast of “Celebrity Fit Club,” which premieres Feb. 14, he’ll land a $100,000 payday, according to several sources familiar with Federline’s negotiations.
That payday has come at cost, though. Federline has been overeating to get ready for the show. After he found out the casting was definite, “he started putting on even more weight on purpose,” a source told Us Weekly.
It’s all part of a grand plan to make him a bigger brand post-weight loss, another friend of Federline’s said.
“He thinks that if he goes on the show, loses a ton of weight, and seems really likeable, he’ll get more deals afterward,” the friend said. “The way he sees it, he could have another show after ‘Fit Club,’ and that would open the door to working on music again, maybe even a fashion line.”
[From MSNBC’s The Scoop]
This is so stupid on so many levels. First off, I don’t think K-Fed realizes how hard it is to lose weight. Since he started gaining he never seemed to even try to go on a diet. At least he never went through a phase where he was less fat. So I really doubt that he actually gets how hard a diet will be. I’m sure he knows it because it’s common sense, but you know it in a different way when you’re living it. He is going to greatly regret making a bad situation worse.
Secondly, I really am worried about his health. Storing all the fat in the midsection and upper body is really dangerous. It raises your risk of diabetes and heart disease dramatically. And while K-Fed isn’t old by any means he’s not so young that he shouldn’t worry. He’s also demonstrating bad habits to his kids. They see what you do, not what you say. If you’re telling them to eat their fruits and veggies while you inhale a jug of malt balls, that’s what they’re going to do. This whole plan is so short sighted and frankly ignorant. Do I expect more of K-Fed? Not really, no. But he got a lot of fame an credit for stepping up to the plate and being a good dad and setting a good example when Britney lost her marbles. How about continuing to work on fame based on making good decisions instead of bad ones?
Written by JayBird
Posted in Kevin Federline, Reality Shows, Weight gain
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15 Responses to “K-Fed gaining weight as fast as possible to prepare for Celebrity Fit Club”
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Parasites.
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So he is basically putting his body through a very unhealthy process of gaining vast amount of weight purposely just so he can appear on Celebrity Fit Club? WOW just WOW. Only he can think of something so stupid, driven by blind desperation for another 15 minutes of fame and a little cash on the side.
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OMGosh! I don’t think wearing all black is going to help him at this point! Wow he got BIG!!!
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I remember when Bam Margera’s father was on it, he said in an interview he was told by producers he HAD to put on another 30 or so lbs., so the loss would look even more impressive or something (although in the end he only lost 10 lbs over what he gained). But this man was morbidly obese already and I’m sure it was a real health risk to gain even more.
So I wonder if K-Fed is being told by the producers to put more on?
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Wouldn’t this have been better if he had said I’m going to eat like a pig before I have to start this diet, You know, kinda like smoking your last pack of cigarettes before quitting. This really sounds foolish of him.
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It’s just nice to know that Hollywood still has PLENTY of $$$$$$ to keep dishing out for these stupid shows.
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Does he only own one t-shirt ? It looks like he got it out of a bargain bin somewhere. Also, does he have a small child in his left pocket ?
He always looks like he just got out of prison to me.
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I’m going to hate myself in the morning for this, but when he was thin and with Britney, he was actually kind of good looking. (I think a little bit of sick just came up in my mouth when I typed that). I can’t believe he’s let himself go the way he has and in such a quick time period. He probably sweats Wesson Oil.
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I still maintain that he thought he was supposed to fill out all those oversize, faux-gangsta outfits. Let’s hear it for proportionally-sized clothes!
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Hmm. That reminds me of the fella from Snoop Dog’s show…Now HE needs HELP, that would be a good cause.
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His health will recover.
Bad example for kids, yes.
Hard diet? Not when you’re being paid to eat/sleep/workout according to strict rules. Dude is young and can easily convert fat to muscle by following the trainers’ guidelines, unlike Mr. Margera. -
With all the money he has you would think he would hire a personal trainer or at least try to work out. He’s huge! The last thing he needs is cigs!!!
Maybe Brit hired a chef to cook for him
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He better ditch the cigarettes and Starbucks too. I don’t think him gaining MORE weight is a very good idea at all. He already looks like he’ll pop if a needle gets even remotely close to him.
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