Justin Timberlake’s grandma talks trash about Jessica Biel

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel start off a healthy week and take their dogs to the park for some exercise

At this point, I know most people don’t really care about Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, but I still find this on-going drama fascinating. Did they break up a month ago? Are they still together? Is Justin cheating on Jessica with Rihanna? Is Justin redecorating his house? All good questions, and I don’t really know the answers.

There are two new pieces of interesting news about the drama. The first comes from Britain’s Closer Magazine via the NYDN, which basically means this story could have been totally and utterly falsified. But I so hope it wasn’t, because this sh-t is cracking me up. Justin’s grandma has a mouth on her! And she doesn’t care for all of these tramps (Jessica) getting their “bidness” all up on her chaste, sweet little innocent grandson.

Jessica Biel is rumored to be wallowing in denial over her recent relationship woes with Justin Timberlake, but one woman in the “SexyBack” singer’s life saw it coming a mile away.

“Jessica was keen to marry, but Justin isn’t ready. … As far as we’re concerned, he’s always been single,” Timberlake’s grandmother Sadie Bomar said.

In an interview with Closer that hits newsstands today, Bomar said a committed relationship that was marriage-bound was never on the table between Timberlake and Biel, London’s Daily Mail reports.

The pop star is focused instead, she said, on his career.

“The girlfriends come and go, but we believe nothing has ever been serious,” Bomar said in the interview.

[From the NY Daily News]

Ha! Granny’s got an attitude. “As far as we’re concerned, he’s always been single.” Dude, that one hurts. It would be one thing if granny was like “I don’t care for your girlfriend” but it’s quite another when granny’s all “What girlfriend?” when Jessica’s been with Justin for nearly two-and-a-half years. Chuckle. Why doesn’t Justin’s granny host Saturday Night Live? She would be a hoot.

Anyhoodle, the other piece of Biel-Timberlake news comes via Fox 411. They claim Justin and Jessica are totally Splitsville, and that the photo-op last week was simply two friends hanging out because one of those friends is severely depressed at being dumped. They also say Justin and Rihanna are getting hot and heavy, but it’s nothing serious:

Sources tell FOX411 that the nearly three-year relationship between Timberlake and Biel is kaput. The couple has indeed parted ways, and Justin has moved onto a rebound romance with Rihanna.

“Justin and Jessica did break up. They were very busy living separate lives this summer and they drifted apart,” says the insider. “Justin broke up with Jessica weeks ago, but he’s a good guy and he does care about her. They will always stay in touch because he works very hard at friendships with his exes.”

Indeed, Timberlake and ex Cameron Diaz even did red carpet events together in conjunction with the “Shrek” movies after those two split. But will Biel be able to keep her upper lip stiff like Diaz did?

“Jessica is obviously sad, and Justin is still around to be there for her,” says the source. “Photos will still surface of them together because they will remain friends, and anytime she needs him, he will be there.”

At least if he’s not with Rihanna. The same insider tells FOX411 that Justin is getting much closer to fellow pop superstar Rihanna. The two have always been friendly and enjoy working together, but now things are getting steamy.

“Justin and Rihanna have been working frequently in the studio and they have amazing chemistry with or without the music,” the snitch says. “Over VMA weekend, they spent quality time together and got a little naughty at Jay-Z’s club, 40/40. Justin and Rihanna were having fun and there was a lapdance involved. They are way beyond co-workers.”

Will Justin and Rihanna be the next super couple? Probably not, says the source. “Justin is a private guy and it would be difficult for him to date Rihanna under so much scrutiny. He likes to keep his life to himself, but they have unbelievable chemistry.”

[From Fox 411]

I actually wouldn’t mind seeing JT and Rihanna hook up for real – I think they would be a cute, interesting couple. As far as the Jessica stuff goes, it really sounds like this source is trying to make Jessica sound as pathetic as possible, doesn’t it? I also loved the line “he works very hard at friendships with his exes”… JT has to “work hard” at friendship because he treats them like crap when he’s breaking up with them.

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  1. Annie says:

    As if breakups aren’t hard enough…..let’s throw media scrutiny into the mix.

    And without Justin, what will keep her relevant now?

  2. DD says:

    I’m sorry, has Justin done anything good recently himself? Last thing from him i remember was sexy back… Maybe I’ve been living under a rock.

  3. Joanne says:

    he is still Mickey Mouse club…big nose fem and ugh!!

  4. birdie says:

    She’s looking thin… like revenge-diet skinny.

  5. Gemma says:

    @ Annie, exactly. I sympathize with her oh too well going through a breakup myself. God knows you don’t need lies written about said breakup and insensitive comments from strangers on top of everything else.

    She needs to find herself another high-profile boyfriend if she knows what is good for her career.

  6. Catherine says:

    I don’t see grandma’s comments as trash talk. She is just stating the fact that Justin isn’t serious about relationships or getting married. Nothing wrong with that one bit. I just wonder if Jessica was made clear on that in the beginning.

  7. Raven says:

    Of course Granny’s always thought of him as single. She’s not quite ready to admit he’s gay.

  8. blaugrau says:

    DD, you’re right. Everybody acts like he was the last coke in the desert, but I don’t get it. As many here have said: for me he’s a weeping child, not a man. Maybe it’s because he isn’t such a big deal in Europe.

  9. Judy says:

    LOL Maybe he got tired of her telling him how beautiful she thinks she is ??

  10. lilou says:

    I have always thought that Justin was trying to find a girlfriend as famous as britney, so he could be the new hot couple again.

    It’s like he’s dating every new hot girl in town, so there could be a Justin-Britney 2.0

    You know what I mean (sorry for my english).

  11. princess pea says:

    Interesting that you think every treats him like a golden boy, blaugrau, because the last two posts on this site featured a majority of comments of the Anti-Timberlake variety. Such as all those above yours.

    I think Granny is funny, but I wonder how and why someone was asking her about this anyway. Who is she that Closer wanted an interview?

  12. blaugrau says:

    princess pea, the media treats him like a golden boy

  13. Mari says:

    hmmm, I’m not so sure this is a real interview. First, the word “keen” is rarely used in the south, especially by the older generations, it’s more of a European word.
    Secondly, what Princess said. How and why would someone inteview her? I can’t recall any other instances where she has commented on his personal life.

  14. M says:

    You gotta love how the British press doesn’t even attempt to make their BS stories seem real. No one in America, and certainly not Timberlake’s Granny, uses the word keen in that context.

    Same with shag, bollocks, etc. etc. That’s how you can always tell these fake British tabloid stories.

  15. Unbelievable says:

    Fucking bltch. Jessica wastes three years of her twenties committed to your grandson and loved him enough to want to marry him and this is what she gets in return? A piece of trash memaw flapping her c@nt mouth about her relationship?

  16. desultory says:

    @Mari

    TOTALLY. It cracks me up when British magazines claim to have quotes from people in the US that use keen, mum, or some other British slang that’s not really used here much. Kind of discredits their stories.

  17. Heavenbound says:

    Poor chick, so she meant nothing to no one?

    Wow, that bites.

  18. Truth says:

    His whole family is trash. They’re from Millington, a town so inbred redneck he claims to be from Memphis.

  19. Sakota says:

    What nasty people. Why do they have to be so mean to Jessica? He is so lucky that the women he dates look twice at him.

  20. posterboy says:

    Same thing he did with Cameron Diaz: why buy the cow when you’re getting the milk for free? And when the milk is no longer appealing then bye-bye. So the ladies are just as much to blame but most women don’t seem to get that. (And yes, despite my screen name, I’m a woman)

  21. Unbelievable says:

    Ah, the 1950′s. Those were good times when cows and women were the same.

  22. posterboy says:

    Human nature doesn’t change Unbelievable :)

  23. fizXgirl314 says:

    what happened to her? didn’t she used to be bootylicious?

    gayboy must have gotten a hold of her and turned her into a pubescent boy…

  24. Kevin says:

    Unbelievable,,,loving your posts. welcome.

  25. la chica says:

    well if there was a lapdance involved…

  26. valerie says:

    i agree with posterboy…the truth is a bitch i know but it is the truth. i feel bad for the girls though

  27. viper says:

    OUCH grandma! Jeez, talk about character asassinations. Damn.

  28. Ana says:

    Wow she has lost a lot of weight. Is her butt still there? That keeps her somewhat relevant.

  29. Aspie says:

    Granny’s comments were way more mean-spirited than actually funny.

  30. Elle says:

    Hey p-boy, it’s not “human nature,” it’s the cultural attitudes of people stuck in the past. Those attitudes reflect narrow-minded people who are no longer relevant. Most people have moved WAY beyond comparing women w/lifestock, or as products to buy and sell. Time for everyone to get with the times and update their brains. Your thinking is obsolete.

  31. TinaWithPom says:

    @ Unbelievable

    Not exactly a fan of Jessica Biel, but I have to agree with you here.

    Little does Justin know, he already has a ball and chain… his mother and grandma.

  32. Jordan says:

    Have never been and never will be a fan of Biel but this theme of the media making women seem pathetic during a break up is getting old. However, it’s probably true in this case because JT is the only reason why most people even know who Biel is.

    I don’t buy the story about his grandmother.

  33. Liverwurst says:

    Well, all I can say is he seems to have a history of loving them only until the girl wants marriage. Which tells me he is a user. Squeezes all the juice out leaving the pulp.

  34. marie says:

    Don’t worry Jess, ther are bigger, better, less gay, fish in the sea

  35. Jazz says:

    These two are so boring they make me wanna…. zzzzzzzzz

  36. lennie says:

    Pray God she won’t go to the rags and “cry” and “whin” about someone who has “stolen” her man. The rags don’t make dumped women look pathetic, some stars just found a way to get themselves under the spotlight bashing other women over their failed relationships. Jennifer Aniston did that very well and is still doing it, look at where she is now. Tipped some ideas to others, no?

  37. jolene says:

    This whole thing is sooo silly, they are two good-looking young adults and they will do just fine with or without eachother. I just wish family members would keep their two cents out of the media, the people involved already have enogh to deal with to not also have to their opinions thrown in their faces.

  38. posterboy says:

    Say what you will Elle, my thinking isn’t obsolete and no one is saying women are livestock, its an analogy. Human nature is human nature and your naive thinking and/or refusal to accept that fact doesn’t change the reality.

  39. CIN says:

    If grams did in face say that, then she had a bone to pick with her. I didn;t really like those two together. I used to like her pre-JT. Maybe it’s just because i didnt see her as much. Those lips, whats with those lips and the pale tone she goes for?