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Photo courtesy TMZ
Marge Simpson is sexy, right? She had that brief stint writing romance novels, she once kissed a woman, she had a boob job, and she got caught having sex with her husband on a mini golf course. Plus countless men have fallen in love with her: that French bowling coach, the evil home robotics system with the voice of Pierce Brosnan, all those Hells Angels she cooked and cleaned for who took over her home.
The sexy cartoon character with the gravely voice and the tower of blue hair will soon be in Playboy, and she’s even featured on the cover. We won’t be able to tell if the uh carpet matches because Marge will be in lingerie. It seems only fitting for a mother of three children who never age.
I know I’d rather see a cartoon character semi-clothed than a bland naked reality star like Heidi Montag or Aubrey O’Day. Playboy made a smart move with this one. Maybe Hef’s new girls are influencing the magazine, or maybe his sons are starting to make decisions. They’re supposed to take over at some point after all. What better way to make their mark than by paying homage to the blue-haired bombshell who helped define their childhood.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Playboy, Sexy, Simpsons
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12 Responses to “Marge Simpson to pose for Playboy – and she’s on the cover!”
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Well, she won’t be any less fake than the rest of the Playboy models. Seems like a good fit.
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Friggin AWESOME. I love The Simpsons. This will definitely be one issue I buy.. My boyfriend will love it!! haha.
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As if the last 3 episodes werent proof enough that Matt didnt give a f*ck anymore…..haha
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This just seems wrong. That pic of her curled up on the chair is like the kind of sleazy fan art you’d get on DeviantArt.
I can’t put my finger on why it bothers me, except that it just rings the bell that says SLEAZE to me. And not in a good way.
Then again, the Simpsons went on the slide a loooong time ago: maybe a spread in Playboy is the perfect move for the show that put “Large Marge” on the air, and had Homer tell his eight-year-old girl he was “reeking of panda love”.
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I actually think the last picture is a much sexier picture than the one on the cover. Not that i am promoting women cleaning or anything like that. But she was drawn with so much more sex appeal in the last pic.
Good for marge though. but what will they tell Lisa and Bart when the kids at school start to talk. LOL.
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I wonder if she’s blue, you know, down there???
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Please it’s pretty obvious that she has been retouched.
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the playmates have become so cartoonish, i’ll bet there are some guys who won’t be able to tell the difference! “dude, that blue haired chick was HOT! did you see her boobs?!”
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I could see this issue being worth some money one day….go Hef!!
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wonder what Lisa would think….mabe she’ll disown her mom after this.
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*HA !!*
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