It’s pumpkin patch time! My favorite thing about Halloween (besides all the teeny tiny candy) are the adorable photos that come out of celebrities taking their kids to Mr. Bones’ Pumpkin Patch in Los Angeles. This year (because Mr. Bones’ is such a popular hangout amongst the paparazzi) some childless c-list celebs have shown up as well, ostensibly for the pumpkins, but in reality probably for some photog attention. Yeah, I’m talking to you, Ashley Roberts of The Pussycat Dolls. Who? That’s right. But now I totally know who she is because I’ve seen a bunch of pictures of her hoisting a variety of pumpkins around with a jack-o-lantern grin on her face. There’s also one where I swear she’s trying to pose seductively with a pumpkin. Because nothing says sexy like an obese squash. $20 says she didn’t even buy a pumpkin before she left.

Have you been wondering what Jason “Gummy Bear” Davis has been up to lately? Me either, but just so you know, he’s been hanging out at Mr. Bones’ too – and not even pretending to give a damn. At least he’s not putting on a show for the paps, though instinct tells me he probably did want to light up while he was chilling on that hay bale.

In terms of the celeb kids – you know, the ones that are supposed to be at a pumpkin patch – Larry Birkhead brought daughter Dannielynn who looked adorable with her painted face. The pair also enjoyed what looks to be like an awesome giant slide, and Dannielynn had some sort of drink in a giant pumpkin-shaped cup. Jealous. Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman brought their son Max, who looked a little tired and was being carried most of the time. Picking pumpkins can be exhausting. Max also spent a good deal of time with what appears to be a whitish green pumpkin. He’s clearly a rebel like his mom. Christina’s making some cute faces with Max, and she seems really relaxed and happy.

Heidi Klum and Seal’s kids got their patch time in, with the help of a nanny or family friend. The adult isn’t named, but Heidi was busy giving birth on Friday, so I guess it’s understandable that she bowed out. Even celeb dads Fred Durst, Breckin Meyer, David Allen Grier, and David Boreanaz brought their kids. It’s so cute to see all these fancy celebrities schlepping giant pumpkins and toting their kids in wagons.

Thanks to Popeater for the inspiration for this post.

Here are the photos, thanks to Fame Pictures !

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