Kim Kardashian wants a baby so she can go shopping, get attention

I know people hate the Kardashian girls and all of their famewhoring ways, but I still get a kick out of the occasional piece of Kardashian news. With all of the marriage drama surrounding Khloe and all of Kourtney’s baby drama, Kim has been really left out. Unfortunately for her, Kim’s love life just doesn’t make for interesting tabloid fodder anymore. Perhaps she needs to make another sex tape? No, instead she’s trying to sell her reunion with Reggie Bush, that poor bastard. She even got her step-brother to confirm the relationship. Brody Jenner told Life & Style, “I was just with [Reggie] the other night… I personally think Reggie is one of the nicest human beings I’ve ever met in my life. I think he would be an incredible partner for Kim.” Aw… that didn’t sound like a press release in the least.

Anyway, the funniest piece of news about Kim is her incessant whining about how nobody is paying attention to her anymore. Of course, she doesn’t just come out and say that. She makes it sound all cutesy and “look at me, I want a baby”. What she really wants is attention. And she wants anything that will help her feed her shopping addiction:

Kim Kardashian wants a baby. The socialite – who recently reunited with her boyfriend, American football star Reggie Bush – has revealed helping her sister Kourtney prepare for the arrival of her first child has made her broody.

She told OK! magazine: “This is just the most exciting new step in our lives, and I think everyone in the family can’t wait for the baby to come!

“You see what my sister’s going through and it’s so much fun, and she’s picking out cribs and high chairs, and I’m getting her little clothes and little shoes and it’s all so cute!”

As well as looking forward to welcoming the new baby, Kim is also thrilled with her sister Khloe’s recent wedding to Los Angeles Lakers basketball star Lamar Odom, who she married following a whirlwind romance.

The 28-year-old star said: “My whole family’s changed over the course of a few months and, you know, it’s just fun. We have all of these new, fun people in our lives and it is like a growing family!”

Kourtney and boyfriend Scott Disick recently revealed they are expecting a boy and according to her sister, the star only made the decision to find out the unborn tot’s gender after being pressured by friends and family who wanted to buy gifts.

Kim explained: “She actually didn’t even want to find out, so we waited and then planning the baby shower, we’re like, ‘OK, you got to give us some kind of color here because we don’t know what to do!’ And so she found out.”

[From BANG Media International]

Is it weird that I actually think Kim would make a better mother than her sisters? Khloe is… well, she’s not really a bad person, she’s just dumb, impulsive and bitchy. She might grow out of that at some point, hopefully. But Kourtney is the one I worry about – and she’s the one that’s knocked up! I just think that she’s using her pregnancy – and months from now, the baby – to get attention and bask in the glow of the media spotlight. Plus, she using this whole pregnancy as a way to tie down a womanizing douche who doesn’t want to be tied down. Ugh. Yeah, Kim is my favorite. She’s probably shopping right now…

Kim Kardashian is shown at the Hollywood Style Awards on 10/11/09, and at the Fox Reality Channel Awards on 10/13/09. Credit: Adriana M. Barraza /

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  1. ogechi says:


  2. Ana says:

    Kim could be so pretty except there seems to be something off about her face. I just can’t put my finger on it.

    Yea the pregnant one will get all the attention now and for a few months after the baby is born. But eventually everyone is going to quit caring.

    This new Kardashian child is not the next Suri or Jolie-Pitt child.

  3. Firestarter says:

    A true “Socialite” is a woman who is born to an upper crust, society family, who is on the national Social Register. To my knowledge Kim K is not either of those things.

  4. tooey says:

    Kourtney’s bf is a TOTAL douche; he gave the following quote to US Weekly: “It’s exciting to know that my son or daughter will see Kourtney as beautiful as she is, still young and perfect, as opposed to some old hag”. SOME OLD HAG? Does he plan on killing the kid once Kourtney reaches a certain “old hag” age? Yeah, the most important part of being mommy is lookin’ good. This guy is going to be someone’s FATHER?

  5. BiggieShortie says:

    I couldn’t even stomach reading the whole article. These dumb skanks are just too much. WHY are they relevant? The bar on “celebrity” has been set SO low anymore. Kim got pissed on, and now her SISTERS are celebrities with THEIR own show.
    It’s enough to make me want to resign as a human being. Beyond stoopit.

  6. bo says:

    Often when I wonder about the caliber of a guy I’m dating, I ask myself – would Brody Jenner like him?

  7. tasteT says:

    a bunch of fame whoring TRASH BAGS!!

    they are sooo boring-one at least one
    should find some talent.

    generic well-dressed celebrities..

    Kim is so fake, I’d be embarrassed at the stunts they pull for some attention..

    remember her “secret” meeting w/Vera Wang, when she was sooo sure Reggie was proposing. when instead he was cheating?? haaaahaaaa

  8. Sumodo says:

    And I’m thinking: “Did any of the three oldest Kardashian girls finish high school and/or “try” college? Because I’ll I hear is: “Dumb chicks on money.”

  9. Annabelle says:

    Yeah the pregnant one studied costume design. surprising i know…

  10. NicoleAM says:

    I’m only 26 and uncertain as to whether or not to become a mother in the future. I’ve been told so many good things about motherhood: it’s the greatest love you’ll ever know, it’s hard but so worth it, what a wonderful relationship it is….None of that ever had much impact on me. But after reading this Kim K has provided me w/ without a doubt the best reason for motherhood: all that shopping! Thanks Kim, I can’t wait to get knocked up now!

  11. ogechi says:

    Kim is sweet girl but khloe the whore thinks she is presentable…mchhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  12. spiceh says:

    I need to know how to make nude lip color like Kim’s!!!!

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