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Oh Pamela Anderson, why do you insist on making us look at your thighs? Granted, they’re not bad thighs. Everything considered, they’re quite nice. But I really don’t feel I need to know all about them. I would be such a happier person if, every night before I went to bed, I could genuinely wonder, “Hey, what do Pamela Anderson’s thighs look like?” I feel like my entire life would be better if it were a question, instead of mentally reviewing the weekly photo proofs. And I can’t simply not think about them; it’s very much a pink elephant situation.
For this week installment of Pamela Anderson’s body overshare, she’s strapped on her old Baywatch red bathing suit and paraded around the runway for the A*MUSE by Richie Rich show during Miami fashion week. There’s also what appears to be crime scene tape tied around her left thigh and right calf, along with a massively chunky necklace that appears to be made out whatever tin cans and baseball mitts the local goats didn’t get to first. Coupled with the flesh-toned heels, I probably don’t need to tell you that there was too much sexiness up in there.
Pam Anderson slipped back into her Baywatch swimsuit Wednesday night.
The actress and model, now 42, wore the famous red one-piece down the catwalk at the A*MUSE by Richie Rich show during the Funkshion Fashion Week in Miami Beach.
Considering that the suit still fits, would she ever play C. J. Parker on the big screen?
“Never! I’m not going do it,” she told Usmagazine.com. “I liked the TV show. I don’t like it when they ruin it by making a movie out of it.”
Though Anderson looks better than ever, her former Baywatch costar Nicole Eggert — who will complete in the next season of VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club — has packed on the pounds. Anderson told Us, “I haven’t seen her in a long time.”
So how does Anderson - mother to sons, Brandon, 12 and Dylan, 11 - stay in such great shape?
“It’s all natural,” PETA Vice President (and pal) Dan Mathews told Us. “I mean, even if she’s had to fly all night to meet with some government official with little sleep, she still has this upbeat attitude, and it’s very much about determination with her. She’s a great mother. Her kids are [older], ready to give her headaches, but she’s great with them.”
[From Us Weekly]
I can’t think of any worse role model to pick to encourage vegetarianism than Pamela Anderson. “Hey everyone, stop eating meat and you too can look beat to hell and ravaged well beyond your years!” If that’s the case, pass the bacon. Apparently not eating meat can also lead to bad vision and poor judgment, since PETA’s VP thinks Pamela is a good choice. The worst part is that at one point Pam pulled out a mask that appeared to be a cross of Ronald McDonald and a psycho killer clown. I don’t even know why. Probably something to do with the crime scene tape.
So what else is Pammy up to these days? Well it’s just been announced that she’ll be starring in a Christmastime pantomime production of Aladdin in London, playing the Genie of the Lamp. Since the show is meant for kids, hopefully Pamela will keep her pants on – but I’m assuming the producers will put some sort of warning in the programs that, because it’s Pamela Anderson, she may very well not. I wonder if they’ll bring back those giant canes they used to use to pull bad performers off the stage? Might be a good idea to keep a few on hand, just as a precaution. And it’s funnier than simply turning the lights off.
Here’s Pamela and her killer clown walking the runway at the Richie Rich AMUSE fashion show at the Setai hotel in Miami yesterday. Images thanks to Johnny Louis /WENN.com .
Written by JayBird
Posted in Fashion, Pamela Anderson
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37 Responses to “Pamela Anderson wears her stretched out Baywatch swimsuit on the catwalk”
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When this lady lost her looks, she also lost all her shame. I cringe now when I see pictures of her. It’s not only time for her to give it up, it’s overtime.
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By looking at her body you’d think the Baywatch series was back in 1972.
Every bar in the United States has at least 3 of the Pam types, all found in the parking lots, in backseats, trying to earn enough for the next line of blow or hit of meth. -
Sha had her top lip reduced - it looks good!
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She lost her mind, too. vain women often crack once their age starts to show.
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oh c’mon her body is not that bad… but her camel toe certainly is…
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rode hard and put away wet…
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Wow, she is bloooaaated! She’s only 42? Seriously. She could look better if she decided to take one iota of care for herself.
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Fly all night to meet some government official? Did I miss the memo telling us Pam is now President of the USA? As if she has anything like that to do, puhleeze.
Her face is a train wreck but her body, while in shape, is a disaster too. That glowing orange (she must drink LiLo’s self-tanner by the gallon), those uneven boobs and those trying-to-emulate-Madonna forearms are a nightmare. I bet she can’t do Baywatch the movie not because she’s too old, but because the seawater would make her melt. She used to be funny, now she’s just a hot, hot mess.
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she is totally disgusting. enough already… why is she even in “fashion”? Makes as much sense as Lohan…. I guess fashion sucks.
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looking pam’s camel-toe on the runway makes my hoo-hoo hurt.
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Does this woman have a permanent gig being on the runway? I had no idea there was this much runway work outside of New York, Paris and Milan during Fashion Week.
That suit makes her crotch area very odd looking!
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Portrait of a woman who’s having a hard time not being a 20-something sexpot anymore.
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Pam’s recent cheek implants have changed the shape of her eyes and yes, Anna, she did find the less than 2 hrs. time, just like Angie to have them inserted in through her upper gum line. 18 year old kids in Indiana have them done, a lot.
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I’m with you Jills.
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The mask is for PETA’s campaign against McDonalds.
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Some people just don’t know when enough is enough.
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I am 50, botox free and look way better than she does (although it really isn’t that difficult - she is a meth train wreck)…
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Okay, she’s got some serious cameltoe…but it’s off center in a BIG way. WTF?? Pam is disgusting!
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She must be having a hard time paying her bills, that is why she is doing all these run way gigs. So sad for those children, they must be teased relentlessly at school. And I also agree with “Green is Good” she also must be having a hard time seen that her relevancy and youth is slipping away.
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What’s with the demonzied Ronald McDonald mask?
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Her face actually looks a lot better here than it has recently. I think it’s her lips
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A prime example of the illusion known as fame.
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In the photo of her shot from behind you can see her false hair extensions. Do beautiful women go wobbly once their petals start falling off? I reckon so, I know a vicious old bag that lives near me - was a beauty in her day but now looks like a mad woman with her eyebrows tatooed on like batwings. She scares my young granddaughter. Pammie actually looks quite fresh considering she´s old cheese, the surgeon worked well. The crotch of her swimsuit contains a camel toe “guard.” Stops the material getting stuck in your crack. Talking of crack, who says she´s a meth addict?
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It’s not the suit making her crotch look odd, it’s the caution tape wrapped around her thigh, creating a bulge where normally there isn’t one.
No camel-toe silly peeps.
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Whoa-whoa-whoa! back up there. “… she’s had to fly all night to meet with some government official.”
HAHAHAAHAHAHH!
hoo that was funny. What, like the President of Lesbos?I never watched that boring show myself, but — did the actual bathing suits on the show have a big round patch sewn on them that said “BAYWATCH”? If not, then that ain’t “the” bathing suit; in which case, what is the big deal about wearing a red one-piece bathing suit??
Her face does look a bit better but the low-rent tattooed eyebrows wreck it all. Also it seems she’s lost her perma-sneer, which is good. I am enjoying seeing her get a tummy, for some crass reason.
Anyway, PLEASE somebody send Richie Rich a memo and inform him she is NO MODEL. Especially no runway model.
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eeewwwww!!!
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who’s the creep on the rollerskates?
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This is just getting sad now!
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Why do people like to hate on her? I don’t get it. She’s a sweet person, and she looks great for her age, which is not really that old after all. It’s amazing the amount of sexism and ageism i see in these posts. Granted…time will tell, while i may get a giggle out of Pam now, it will be another story in ten years. I think she knows exactly what she’s doing. I’d still rather see her than Jessica Biel. Whether we like it or not, she is an icon, and yes, the degrees are debatable, but still…go Pammy!
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coucou you must be a man. That likes plastic fantastic blowup doll women.
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Her vag looks like it’s hanging.
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GG, I’m a chick, and I have to agree with Coucou on this one. She does look quite good for her age. Take a look at most of the women in her age group and you find a bunch of saggy-breasted, wrinkle and cellulite-ridden obese old bags with nothing better to do than sit on forums like these and ‘eww’ over images of what they’d give up a lot to look like. Grow up people, and stop the jealous hating. She’s intelligent, kind-hearted and a hell of a lot better role model (nowadays) than most of the other crack-tastic celebs waltzing around these days.
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Although I like the fact that she stands up for animals and has done work for PETA but it looks like she is trying too hard not to be forgotten and just stay in the news no matter how or what. That is sad. why can’t she retire gracefully or do real work ?
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I’m not saying she looks horrible, and I don’t want to age discriminate, but there are certain behaviors/ways of dressing that after a certain age look plain ridiculous. Somebody please pass the memo to Pam and Mariah Carey.
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GG, you so funny…you actually think a man would complain about ageism and sexism…? I love you, you make me laugh…very cute cat by the way. Meow…
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Pammie looks so much better without the lipliner drawn around her natural lips -she is pretty without that makeup.
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Honestly, I think her body looks awesome for her age, but that face! She has really hit the wall with that thing. Sad. I always though she was so beautiful.
I think MichaelK-Dlisted described this scene the best: “…that bathing suit is making her Baycrotch look like a soggy Egg McMuffin stuffed into the shell of an old McApple Pocket Pie..”
Pure Hilarity!!
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