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Singer/woman beater Chris Brown is still bitching and moaning about how tough things are for him. He’s human, you know, he’s going to make mistakes. We’ve all got to lighten up on Chris, or how else is he going to get past everything that’s happened to him? That’s the just of most of Chris’ recent interviews. They’re all a lot of “I’m going to take responsibility for my behavior,” and then “Poor me victim statement, poor me victim statement,” over and over again.
Yesterday he was interviewed by Hot 97’s Angie Martinez. Brown complained about the industry and how hard everyone’s being on him. And how he’s happy when he’s making music and when he’s making his fans happy, but the industry itself makes him sad. Which is important, because all we want is for Chris Brown to feel happy. Loved. Warm. Accepted. I don’t remember the last time I wanted to kick someone in the face so badly.
Chris mentioned that Will Smith called him after he beat the sh*t out of Rihanna. Chris presents it as a positive, though it’s hard to tell the context. I really don’t want to think the worst of Will because I generally like him. Chris frames it like Will was offering him support, but I think there’s a decent chance Will was lecturing him. On Will’s call, Brown said:
“As a young black man myself, I need an older black male role models to step in and kind of mould me, not people bashing me, ’cause that’s not how you learn from mistakes.”
[Transcribed from audio clip at Miss Info.com]
He goes on to talk about how Will told him that’s not how you treat a woman, etcetera. Which makes me think Will probably had decent intentions, but narcissistic Brown is trying to phrase it like Smith was trying to save/help him, and is somehow on his side. I think he was probably trying to say, “Look you’re a piece of crap, stop being that way.” But more delicately – which was probably too delicately for Chris. Like I said, the guy’s a narcissist. If there’s any way he can turn something into an ego stroke, he will. That’s part of why people are being so harsh on him – if you tone it down even a hair, he thinks you’re given him a verbal hug.
There’s also a lot more talking about how his feelings are hurt and being human. Human. Don’t forget Chris Brown is a human. Why is everyone being so nice to Rihanna? Poor human Chris Brown.
Want more proof just how much pity Chris Brown wants us to feel for him?
Well, what are the chances? Just two days after Rihanna debuted her new single, chronic one-upper (among other things) Chris Brown has rolled out a new song of his own. And while those looking to link Rihanna’s “Russian Roulette” to her Brown beatdown did so courtesy of tenuous lyrical metaphors and heavy speculation, Brown isn’t making his listeners work quite so hard with “Crawl.”
Interestingly, while RiRi came out fighting, draping herself in barbed wire and peppering her dark tune with gunshots, Brown—still deep in character and career rehabilitation—went the Céline Dion route, releasing a slow jam that paints him as nothing more than a hopeful man who just so happens to be unlucky-in-love. Well, in his defense, you try finding something that rhymes with “girlfriend-beater.”
“Everybody says we’re through / I hope you haven’t said it too,” he sings in his second new track. “So where do we go from here with all this fear in our eyes?” Presumably, he means other than to the side of the road to pick up trash. “And where can love take us now,” he continues. “We’ve been so far down / We can still touch the sky… “I need one more chance / We can still have it all…So let’s crawl, crawl, crawl / Back to love.”
[From E Online]
My stomach is churning, and my fists are ready to give Chris some of what he knows he has coming. I honestly don’t know how the guy sleeps at night. I guess cloaked in the warm embrace of his personality disorder.
You can listen to Chris’ entire “I, I, I, me, me, me” interview here.
Here’s Chris Brown exiting Kitchen 24 at 4am after reportedly dining with six ladies on October 17th. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.
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36 Responses to “Chris Brown says Will Smith called him after Rihanna beating”
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Move over, Dr. Phil, it’s Dr. Will.
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I think he oughta use JayZ has a Black Role model.
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I just simply can’t stand to hear him speak. Guy makes Jon Gosselin look like a MENSA candidate.
Besides he is done, and will only be remembered as that guy who beat up Rihanna. While the issue of DV is important, he himself is irrelevant and I hope he crawls back under his rock. Lets all stop paying attention now. -
I can’t wait until you get beat the fu** it will be hilarious. I pray someone kicks your ass. I bet someone did beat your ass which is why you can’t STFU.
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I don’t trust Chris enough to totally believe that Will even called, let alone what he said or how. If Will or Jada told us about it, I might believe. Chris? 0 credibility.
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Calm down, Gary. I think the writer of the article is quoting CB and is not making assumptions about the conversation. We obviously know, however, what side you are on. Are you a girlfriend beater as well? Or do you just think its okay?
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@Gary- who are you talking to and calling a bitch? I hope Brown, because it definitely better not be anyone on here or JayBird.
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I made Gary go away. That was unnecessary.
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Thanks guys, appreciated. The paragraph Gary was referring to has the word “probably” all over it - it’s clearly a guess.
I love it when people say things like, “How would you know, were you there?” If we could only talk about things we witnessed firsthand, the written word itself would nearly vanish.
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Do NOT mess with the Kaiser!
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Chris “Beat Down” Brown should not be given opportunities to repent any more than guys like Michael Vick or –oh wait. Sigh. well I won’t be buying anything either one is selling, unless its Scientology,
Because LRH knows where its at- crikey. Wouldn’t it be poetic justice if Will Smith got his Thetan hooks into Beat Down for an audit or two?
ahh, karma- you are the supreme bitch in charge.
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Seriously. If you gave me the option of having to fight Mike Tyson or Kaiser, I’d take Tyson in a heartbeat. She will absolutely cut you.
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Will Smith can do no wrong!!!
He was so HOT in “I Am Legend”…and “Hitch”, and “I,Robot” and “Men in Black”…and everything else he’s ever been in *sigh*
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Next thing we know, Chris Brown is going to be converted to Scientology. Oh Will Smith…
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Soooooo… why doesn’t he just hole up in the studio and make music and STFU???
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By the way, in the war of the two new singles, Rihanna wins by a MILE. And I don’t even normally listen to her stuff. He’s churning out the same old “baby why you leave me” BS - she is coming out fierce. Love it.
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I hate what this guy did & how he’s handling it now, but I think he could possibly be rehabilitated if he ever came to the realization that what he did was bad.
Sadly, I don’t think that’s ever going to happen. Instead of talking about how everyone should see that he’s sorry, maybe he should show it and work on improving himself.
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Will was probably just trying to convert Chris to Scientology. I hear they have a fetish for beating on innocent people.
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JayBird, especially when it comes to her Gerard Butler! YOWZA!
(I’d just like to say how much I love this blog…it reminds me of the now defunct Mollygood.)
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Jaybird - I’ve never cut anyone… YET. But I have bitchslapped some people that deserved it.
I would love to meet Chris Brown in a dark alley with my shank.
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aha…see, you lure them in with that cute kitty picture and then…BITCHSLAP!
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why does anyone care about this guy anymore? seriously, Rihanna doesn’t care, why do we? He’s personally a small minded boy who needs to have his ass kicked because he even thought about hitting a woman but where was JayZ ?
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why does anyone give this boy-child the time of day? he’s so repulsive.
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@Kaiser:
I seriously love the whole “don’t make me get my shank out” combined with your cutie patootie kitten icon. Respect!
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@GatsbyGal - thats EXACTLY the first thought that came to my mind - Will is going to try recruit Brown, Scientologists seem to offer extensive pr and career/personal life solutions to people who are down… all for a bargain third of what you earn! Scientology - a ponzi scheme for the stars??
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It is well known that jayz hit a few woman and it was on tape so he is no role model
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Uhm… There is nothing wrong with him making music. And there is nothing wrong with him saying he wants to make himself better.
What would you rather he say? I’m getting tired of how hostile Celebitchy is toward him. If you guys don’t like Chris Brown, don’t write any stories about him.
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^^^Co-sign…TOTALLY!
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Caprice: The guy choked the shit out of someone and beat her face on a car door. Sorry if our disapproval of a violent person doesn’t sit well with you.
I’d rather he not say anything and get his ass over to a rehabilitation center for anger management and volunteer to the safety shelters for battered women instead of saying what a bum rap he’s getting.
He needs his ass kicked that would hopefully result in his jaw sewed shut for a few months. Piece of SH!T. -
Caprice- I don’t think it is up to you to tell Celebitchy what she can and cannot write about. The site owner can write on any celeb they like and comment with facts, as well as their personal opinion on the matter.
And actually, why should he be rewarded for being a woman beater by having a successful career? The thing that is wrong with him saying that he wants to better himself is that he is doing it just to try and save what little reputation he has left.
Maybe you should take your own advice, and if you don’t like how the stories are written, skip the post. Just a thought.
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I watched the interview-he sounded completely detached from the whole situation.
Someone saying thier sorry doesn’t make them a good or even decent person. Of course he said he was sorry-what’s he suppose to say? It wasn’t the first time it had happened…..if he was sorry he wouldn’t have done it again and again. The only reason he hasn’t recently is because she’s not around. -
I’m always surprised at the lack of insight people who defend Chris Brown seem to have.
As JayBird pointed out, he insists on playing the victim rather than show true contrition or growth.
How can anyone be so simple as to defend this kid when he shows such a lack of humility (ie. wearing a tasteless-in-every-way necklace spelling out “OOPS!” in diamonds shortly after beating the sh*t out of his girlfriend).
Not to mention the fact that he beat her up for getting mad at him for cheating on her. He’s a first class loser and anyone who supports him is too.
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Am I the only one to find the image of “crawling into love” really disturbing?
What’s that supposed to mean, that you are so beaten down you can only crawl and then you crawl into the sunset happily ever after in pairs? Or so?I’m really trying to be fair, knowing what I know about acting out your childhood. Still I find it very, very hard (read: impossible) to feel pity for Chris Brown. So he had the crap beaten out of him as a child? That’s a reason for having violence issues. That doesn’t make it right to take it out on others. It’s no f***ing excuse.
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this guy’s an idiot
I hope the industry screws him bad, he deserves it -
Yeah, the use of the word “crawl” is really weird in the context of that song. I guess what he’d really like is for her to crawl back, contritely, to her role as the apologetic-scared-passive girlfriend he liked to have and intimidate.
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CRAWL???! Isn’t that what most of the girls do after a date with him? Crawl to safety!
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