Singer/woman beater Chris Brown is still bitching and moaning about how tough things are for him. He’s human, you know, he’s going to make mistakes. We’ve all got to lighten up on Chris, or how else is he going to get past everything that’s happened to him? That’s the just of most of Chris’ recent interviews. They’re all a lot of “I’m going to take responsibility for my behavior,” and then “Poor me victim statement, poor me victim statement,” over and over again.

Yesterday he was interviewed by Hot 97’s Angie Martinez. Brown complained about the industry and how hard everyone’s being on him. And how he’s happy when he’s making music and when he’s making his fans happy, but the industry itself makes him sad. Which is important, because all we want is for Chris Brown to feel happy. Loved. Warm. Accepted. I don’t remember the last time I wanted to kick someone in the face so badly.

Chris mentioned that Will Smith called him after he beat the sh*t out of Rihanna. Chris presents it as a positive, though it’s hard to tell the context. I really don’t want to think the worst of Will because I generally like him. Chris frames it like Will was offering him support, but I think there’s a decent chance Will was lecturing him. On Will’s call, Brown said:

“As a young black man myself, I need an older black male role models to step in and kind of mould me, not people bashing me, ’cause that’s not how you learn from mistakes.”

[Transcribed from audio clip at Miss Info.com]

He goes on to talk about how Will told him that’s not how you treat a woman, etcetera. Which makes me think Will probably had decent intentions, but narcissistic Brown is trying to phrase it like Smith was trying to save/help him, and is somehow on his side. I think he was probably trying to say, “Look you’re a piece of crap, stop being that way.” But more delicately – which was probably too delicately for Chris. Like I said, the guy’s a narcissist. If there’s any way he can turn something into an ego stroke, he will. That’s part of why people are being so harsh on him – if you tone it down even a hair, he thinks you’re given him a verbal hug.

There’s also a lot more talking about how his feelings are hurt and being human. Human. Don’t forget Chris Brown is a human. Why is everyone being so nice to Rihanna? Poor human Chris Brown.

Want more proof just how much pity Chris Brown wants us to feel for him?

Well, what are the chances? Just two days after Rihanna debuted her new single, chronic one-upper (among other things) Chris Brown has rolled out a new song of his own. And while those looking to link Rihanna’s “Russian Roulette” to her Brown beatdown did so courtesy of tenuous lyrical metaphors and heavy speculation, Brown isn’t making his listeners work quite so hard with “Crawl.”

Interestingly, while RiRi came out fighting, draping herself in barbed wire and peppering her dark tune with gunshots, Brown—still deep in character and career rehabilitation—went the Céline Dion route, releasing a slow jam that paints him as nothing more than a hopeful man who just so happens to be unlucky-in-love. Well, in his defense, you try finding something that rhymes with “girlfriend-beater.”

“Everybody says we’re through / I hope you haven’t said it too,” he sings in his second new track. “So where do we go from here with all this fear in our eyes?” Presumably, he means other than to the side of the road to pick up trash. “And where can love take us now,” he continues. “We’ve been so far down / We can still touch the sky… “I need one more chance / We can still have it all…So let’s crawl, crawl, crawl / Back to love.”

[From E Online]

My stomach is churning, and my fists are ready to give Chris some of what he knows he has coming. I honestly don’t know how the guy sleeps at night. I guess cloaked in the warm embrace of his personality disorder.

You can listen to Chris’ entire “I, I, I, me, me, me” interview here.

Here’s Chris Brown exiting Kitchen 24 at 4am after reportedly dining with six ladies on October 17th. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.