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Poor tortured artist Billy Bob Thornton has been heard of much since he got all up in an interviewer’s face during a radio interview for daring to bring up the fact that he was an Oscar-winning actor before he decided to dabble in singing. Thornton’s band The Boxmaster’s tour of Canada opening for Willie Nelson was cancelled shortly afterwards. He then went on Jimmy Kimmel to defend himself, and called the people who paid attention to his rude rant “humpback geeks” who didn’t have anything better to do.
Now Thornton has re-emerged with his trademark silver hair dyed a Nicolas Cage shade of brown and maybe filled in with hair plugs at the front. (I thought he had hairplugs at first, but in older pictures he has the same hairline.) His goatee is gone, and while he looked incredibly nipped and tucked before he looks even stranger now. Maybe the hair is for a role because IMDB has five upcoming projects listed for him, but given all the plastic surgery he’s already had it’s not a stretch to think this latest round, including his very-fake looking hair, is elective. What a smug assh*le this guy is. Look at the lumps on his chin if you can draw your eyes away from the self-satisfied look on his face. Keep getting injections and plastic surgery, Billy Bob. We know no matter how ridiculous it turns out you’ll keep telling yourself you look like a God.
Thanks to Seriously? OMG! WTF? for pointing this out and to Oxa for the tip.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Billy Bob Thornton, Plastic Surgery
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This guy is a bigger douche than Gosselin.
Now he looks like someone’s aunt in drag. Nice.
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Not that I have ever found him hot, but he looked better BEFORE. WTF is wrong with these celebs? Do thet not look in the mirror and see what freak shows this Botox turns them into? *shudders*
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He’s gross.
I lost a lot of respect for him after I heard the infamous interview….
Oh well I guess I’m just a Humpback Geek…
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Are you sure it’s not a toupee? It looks like it’s stuck over other hair. He is a bizarre person, but I like his movies in general. I think Daddy and Them was one of the funniest movies I ever saw (I know there aren’t a lot of people with me on this one.)
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Not that I found him even remotely handsome before, he did look much better au naturale. Most people do; they start dabbling with the dye, surgeries, and other alterations and it become an ugly mess, as is the case here.
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Looks like he’s taking estrogen, too.
Soon he’ll have bubbies.
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Gee, the faux wanna-be bad-ass has morphed into a plumped, smarmy looking jackass. BTW, the full radio interview was a surreal look into the seriously deluded mind of a hugely egotistical boob. If anyone hasn’t seen it, I highly recommend it.
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This had better not happen to Steve Buscemi or, zip, pow, to da Moon!
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Prior to his infamous interview with CBC radio I thought he was a strange little man, cute but strange. After his obnoxious behaviour and rude commentary regarding me and my fellow Canadians I just want to toss mashed potatoes at his smug tightly drawn plastic face..or trip him as he walks by. Either one works for me.
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I agree with Lantana: That looks like a poorly applied rug to me.
Also, this is something I’ve always wanted to know: Do these guys leave a little gray at their temples to give the illusion that their hair ISN’T dyed? Because if that’s the case, it doesn’t work.
Either way, he looks like shit.
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Met him at a gig in Jackson this year, before the radio debacle, and he seemed pretty out of it. Not rude, just lost. It was kinda sad.
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Looks like he got the Mickey Rourke treatment.
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Agree w/ Firestarter. I don’t really understand his appeal, but he definitely looked better before. Are all the mirrors in Hollywood broken or something?
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Ha ha ha. Don’t need to post anything. Previous posters have said it all. You guys are awesome. Thanks for my laugh for the day.
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what I don’t understand about it is why billy bob kept comparing himself to tom petty! Like, ‘you wouldn’t ask tom petty that question would you’. tom petty is a multi-award winning multi-million album sales. what an arrogant stuck-up prick!
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He was hot before… yeah, in a dangerous, “bad guy you know is no good” kind of way. This is scary and sad!
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Before the CBC “interview”, couldn’t care less…after the CBC , I’m in line right behind Rosalee. I’m not much of a hater so I’ll just say that I’m another humpback geek who will never spend another penny if BBT is even remotely involved.
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Did…did he shave his chest hair? Or “V-Nest”, whichever works better to describe it.
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To think that Angie could have spent the rest of her life with this hot mess.
Hmmm….I wonder what she would be like if they were still together?
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He literally makes my skin crawl.
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He looks better with his own white hair. Kinda of handsome with the goatee and the sideburns.
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Talk about “Trading Up”!!! I’m sure Angelina Jolie is laughing her a@@ off!!!!
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I thought he was good looking when he was with Angie (not BECAUSE he was with her all you haters but at that time of his life!! just forestalling the comments) but now I think he just looks really odd…ewwwwww I like a guy who looks his age and takes good care of himself…BB is SO not it.
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Aging gracefully he ain’t!
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I loved billy bob in Bad Santa.I thought he was um…”sexy” I know gross right.don’t know why,I just did.Maybe it was angie.
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Don’t you people know that she(angie) is as weird as he is???? Loser
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I liked him in Bad Santa and Sling Blade. Previously he had a very distinct, dare I say, sexiness to him. Now he just looks like another celebrity plastic surgery disaster.
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