Jordan looks like yesterday’s turkey [Dlisted]
Shaunie O’Neal doesn’t need Shaq [Bossip]
“Enchanted” with Patrick Dempsey and Amy Adams is actually pretty good [Pajiba]
Paris Hilton in China… this can’t be good for international relations [Celebslam]
Constantine Maroulis, Panty Creamer… that’s not my headline. I’m just saying [Yeeeah!]
Christy Turlington At NYC Ballet Opening Night Gala [I'm Not Obsessed]
Miley Cyrus turns 15 [The Bastardly]
Patrick Dempsey is just a regular ol’ cowboy [In Case You Didn't Know]
Miranda Kerr Bikini Fashion Show Pictures (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
Jessica Simpson is Overeating Late at Night… so she’s pretty much like the rest of us [Hollywood Rag]
Christina Applegate takes it off for PETA [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Alan Cumming Kicks Off The Holiday Season [Agent Bedhead]
Angelina Jolie is pissed [The Blemish]
Celebrity Toy Failures [Cityrag]
Amy Adams Is Full Of Crap [Crazy Days and Nights]
Britney’s Blackout Is Off The Charts (Not In A Good Way) [Popsugar]
Tara Reid’s Thong Travels Light… well that’s not really a surprise. Why Tara Reid still thinks she can wear thongs is more shocking [The Grumpiest]
Deep Thoughts by Paris Hilton. I didn’t realize she had those [Evil Beet]
Paul McCartney brings in the cash for charity [Gabsmash]
Lydia Hearst says she’s just friends with saggy-balled Cisco Adler [Celebwarship]
Alicia Keys turned up to serenade picketers in the WGA strike this week… talk about good press [Glitterati Gossip]
Kimora Lee Simmons & Daughters Visit St. Vincent’s [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Who’s care and who’s not and who cares [Popbytes]
Avril Lavigne Does Some Surly Christmas Shopping. Out of curiosity, does Avril Lavigne every do anything that’s not surly? [A Socialite's Life]
Jonathan Rhys Meyers at his Mother’s Funeral [Just Jared]
Rihanna Is All Wet in FHM Mexico [Egotastic!]
Pete Doherty, drug counselor? That’s one of the funnier headlines I’ve seen in a while [Lifeline Live]
The 10 Funniest Pointless Rivalries Of All Time [Best Week Ever]