Lily Allen is something of a one hit wonder, so perhaps threatening to retire isn’t a bad idea. It might save her some embarrassment if her next album bombs. Still, she isn’t going without a bucketful of cash.

Lily Allen says she will retire after her second album to “have chickens and pigs.”

The Alright, Still star confirmed: “I’m only going to do one more album. I just want to make some money – maybe I could retire at 25.”

[From MTV UK]

Oh, how I’d like to retire wealthy at 25. This gives me about six months to achieve it, but I’m nothing if not ambitious. I’ll give the farm life a miss though.

Lily would also like to have a family saying that being a pop star doesn’t leave much time for that. While she is currently dating Ed Simmons of the Chemical Brothers, she has quite a forward way of approaching men.

Allen said: “I’m not the type to leap on someone. If I fancy someone, I’m quite immature about the whole thing — and just punch them on the arm a bit. It certainly breaks the ice. And you keep punching lower and lower, until you’ve got their d**k in your hand and then that’s it. You’ve got them.”

The singer also revealed that she turns into a “nauseating little girl” in need of affection when she finally gets her man.

She added: “I’m quite an opinionated, tough girl but then the minute I get into bed with somebody I turn into a little girl who needs cuddling and looking after. I’m really nauseating, basically.

“I don’t like it when a boy is not as affectionate as he should be. I get irritated without constant adoration — an arm around a shoulder, a bit of stroking, some hair-twiddling.”

[From The Times]

You could probably, if you were feeling very forward, skip the punching part and grab the guy’s package. That would probably work, and if not just hold on tighter – no man is going to walk away while you’ve got a firm grip and risk leaving anything behind!

Note by Celebitchy: Lily also recently revealed that after doctors diagnosed her with a heart murmur, which prompted her to lose weight and that she will never be super-skinny.

Lily Allen is shown on 10/27/07 at the Brick Lane movie premiere at the London film festival, thanks to PRPhotos.