Oct 28
'09
OK!: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart “split”

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I don’t really get what’s happening with OK! Magazine’s cover stories lately. For the past few months especially, it seems like they’re obsessed with wringing every little piece of non-gossip out the whole Robert Pattinson-Kristen Stewart relationship. Now, I too am fascinated by their relationship, but my interest is more of the “I’ll bet their sex is pretty hot, and constant” variety. I don’t fantasize about them getting married (they’re too young) or moving in together (big deal) or whatever (whatever). I only really want to hear about the sex. But OK! is obsessed with making up stories about them, so here’s the latest - Sparkles and K-Stew and broken up! NO!

With Twilight fever blazing as fans count down the days to the Nov. 20 release of New Moon, there’s one thing that’s cooling down in Twi-world — the romance between the films’ stars, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart!

In the new issue of OK!, those close to the superstar pair reveal what drove them apart and whether or not they still have a future.

According to a friend of the couple, R-Pattz has been getting too serious too quickly for the likes of 19-year-old Kristen.

“Rob was talking marriage,” says the source, who explains that the relationship was also stealing all of Kristen’s attention and keeping her from spending time with her friends and family. “She told him they need to take a break.”

Additionally, with Eclipse wrapping this week, there’s been much tension about the logistics of a transatlantic romance, with Kristen wanting Rob to make the move to L.A. and the UK-based hunk preferring to stay far away from Tinseltown.

For all the exclusive details, including Rob’s plan to rekindle their love, pick up the new issue of OK! — on sale everywhere Thursday.

[From OK! Magazine]

So… Sparkles was all “let’s get married, yo” and K-Stew was all “Buh-bye.” First of all, although I think Sparkles is totally enamored with Kristen (that girl played him brilliantly), I don’t think he’s all “I need a ring on my finger, lady.” And even if he was, do you think Kristen would break it off with him? No! She got him to this state of devotion, and now she has to deal with the consequences. Oh - and Kristen is 19 years old! She too young to deal with all of this nonsense.

Header is from OK! Magazine via Cover Awards

Written by Kaiser

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14 Responses to “OK!: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart “split””

  1. has it ever been actually confirmed that they were dating? i haven’t heard of anything other than them appearing at premiers and stuff together which i would expect them too. i bet they never dated and were only friends and let this mess go on becuase it was great free publicity for thier movies.

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  2. I was wondering why the weather was so bad here! The heaven’s were weeping at this tragic turn of events!

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  3. I agree Alecto. And we all know that the real “split” of this maybe/maybe not relationship will be after the franchise is done filming ;)

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  4. If a couple never confirmed they were actually romantically involved can they break up? and does it involved a bear in the forest and/or a tree falling?

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  5. Personally I don’t think they are dating. Didn’t OK just say they were living together and happy in love last week? Also I think the key sentence is “Additionally, with Eclipse wrapping this week”. While filming they went to concerts and dinners with the cast and friends. Since they probably won’t be photos of them together, OK can say they broke-up.

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  6. Sick of them!
    Who cares anymore. It changes daily right? I’m with Alecto - Good press for the franchise. They’ll drag this out until the next movie starts filming and then they’ll get back together, and so on and so forth…Urgh.
    It makes me happy to have grown up in the 80’s…Although we had our own drama of course, though no internet…

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  7. LOL @ Firestarter, tragic isn’t it.

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  8. Maybe, just maybe during the during the Eclipse wrap party Jackson Rathbone tried to take a bite out of Robert and Kristen is breaking it off to protect him from these people. It makes sense since all of OK!’s stories come from the Twilight books. I’m sure Robert will be seeking comfort from a best friend in a few months. I just hope Kristen is up for a fight with the Italian Mafia when Robert tries to kill himself by going to them.

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  9. What do you mean she is too young to deal with all this nonsence marriage is not nonsence! If she is too young to be thinking abt marriage then she is too young to be having sex!

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  10. Chris and firestar said it best!
    You guys are too funny…:-)

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  11. Now the covers are saying: they split!
    And the movie that is coming out is all about: they split!

    It doesn’t take a genius to pair these things together.
    Hello feeding off fans’ fantasies and expectations. Let’s create a parallel story that is completely mirroring the books.
    You’ll see the pregnancy rumors heating up when the fourth movie will be coming out!

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  12. LMAO!! BELLATRIX!!! I think your completely right. Seems like the only people reporting on this relationship are these trash rags. Kristen and Robert probably get together and read about what they’re supposedly doing and laugh at the public for eating it up and while they fill their walletts.

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  13. I thought they were engaged last week lol. I dont think anyone older than 15 cares anyway

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  14. No confirmation of being together, then invited OK inside their lovenest, then Split! What a BS kind of journalism.

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