Things have been relatively quiet on the Heidi/Spencer/Speidi front for a while. Or maybe that’s just because we all got so sick of them that we forced ourselves to forget they existed. Of course Halloween is the time to put our grievances aside… no, wait, that’s Christmas. Okay, Halloween is the time to put our grievances with celebrities aside. Why? Because they’re probably dressed up in funny costumes, and what’s better than that? You take any celebrity – no matter how much I hate them – and I guarantee you I still wanna see pictures of them on Halloween. They have limitless costume budgets and a natural propensity for drama. It’s a perfect combination!

Anyway, Speidi is really focusing on that last part with their Halloween costumes. Though I think they’re actually rather economical, since they just involve jeans and an Ed Hardy shirt. What? Did someone say Ed Hardy? Yeah even without the pictures now you’d know who they were dressing up as. Spencer and Heidi are working the Gosselin costumes. Though instinct tells me Spencer probably already had a few of those angry tiger shirts tucked away in his closet. Heidi is rocking a wig, but I can’t tell if it’s the Kate wig. I hope it is, and it seems to have the right shape, but somehow it looks a little strange on Heidi. Of course, it looks a little strange on everyone. Including when it’s just Kate Gosselin’s natural hair. Nothing says “Take me out back and nail me in the shed with lusty abandon” quite like that haircut.

Heidi and Spencer were toting around 8 creepy looking dolls. They weren’t really age-accurate – some are babies, some have a lot of hair. Heidi’s toting around three to Spencer’s five, which is probably a good indication of why he doesn’t want to have kids with her. Anyway, Speidi’s deep Halloween thoughts:

Talk about frightening.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have dressed asJon and Kate Gosselin for Halloween.

“Halloween is supposed to be about scary costumes. What’s scarier than Speidi Plus Eight?” Pratt, 26, tellsUsmagazine.com exclusively. “Any reality stars who can get themselves 55 magazine covers will always have our respect!”

The costume will get Speidi some good press – even if most people are fed up with the Gosselins right now. Pratt recently told the New York Post there’s no such thing as bad press.

“That word should never have even been created,” he said. “Remember when you were a kid and you’d make up words? “Bad press” is equivalent to a made up word. Look at Angelina Jolie. She can make out with her brother, have blood around her neck, talk graphic sex with her old boyfriend on the red carpet, steal America’s Sweethearts’s husband and get him to have babies with her. Then she turns around and is the face of UNICEF and a UN ambassador — and Speidi is the bad couple? Come on! I didn’t break up a marriage — how are we the villains in Hollywood. Give me a break.” Tell Us: Do Heidi and Spencer make a good Jon and Kate?

[From Us Weekly]

Ooooh, a Brangelina insult, snap! Seriously, that came out of nowhere. I know Us was quoting another article and it wasn’t like Spencer was going off while toting around five baby dolls. But it’s just like… where does he get off? Oh right, it’s Spencer Pratt. If nothing else, he knows nothing gets people fired up like Brangelina. Drop their names a few times and you’re guaranteed to get some headlines. Something Speidi has seriously been lacking lately.

I kinda enjoy their costumes though. I appreciate it when women don’t use Halloween as an excuse to dress like a total sk*nk. And guys like a pimp. That said, I’m sure these aren’t their official party costumes. Something tells me we’ll be seeing way too much of Heidi’s boob job by Monday morning.

The best part of this story? It was listed under Us Weekly’s “Style” section.

Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.

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