Jessica Simpson to Perez Hilton: “Don’t ever attack my family again”


Jessica Simpson is trying to take Perez Hilton to task. Perez posted about Ashlee “Asslee” Simpson and her son Bronx’s first birthday, which everyone was tweeting about. Perez stated at the end of the post “ Poor lil’ thing doesn’t stand a chance!!!” I think Perez was probably referencing Bronx’s unfortunate name, and maybe his unfortunate parentage. In any case, it wasn’t even the cruelest, dumbest or most ridiculous thing Perez has ever written. And yes, I hate that I’m defending Perez. It’s just that I could see myself saying something like “That poor Bronx” or “that kid has it rough”. Of course, we don’t refer to Ashlee as “Asslee”, but whatever. It doesn’t sound like Jessica Simpson was very mad about that one. Jess took to Twitter to verbally shank Perez, writing “Don’t ever attack my family again.Sad to know u hate so deeply.Sad 4 U”. Don’t ever attack your family… or what? Ken Paves will beat us with a flat iron?

Jessica Simpson is coming to her family’s defense once again.

The 29-year-old singer — who called Melrose Place “crap” after her younger sister Ashlee was canned — is now going after celeb blogger Perez Hilton, who poked fun at her nephew Bronx.

On Friday — Bronx’s first birthday — Perez wrote: “It’s been one year since Asslee pushed Bronx Mowgli through her vayjayjay and it’s all the family is talking about!”

He then ended his post by calling Bronx a “poor lil’ thing” who “doesn’t stand a chance!!!”

Simpson wasn’t amused. She Twittered later that day: “Does perez hilton..whatever his name really is..have no heart at all?Don’t ever attack my family again.Sad to know u hate so deeply.Sad 4 U”

Her spirits seemed to improve a short time later. “I challenge everyone to save up for a flt [ed note: flight] to somewhere you have always wanted to go. Get inspired beyond boundries [sic],” she wrote. “Find something waiting!”

[From Us Weekly]

Jessica is defending her family, so good for her. It seems like both Jessica and Ashlee are doing a lot of “defending” of one another lately. Is it just me, or is there a vein of passive-aggressive sister stuff in their “defense” of one another? Ashlee defended Jessica against people who criticize Jess’s weight – but by doing so, brought up the fact that Jessica isn’t as thin as Ashlee. With Jessica, I think she’s less likely to be passive-aggressive because she’s not smart enough, but I still feel like people wouldn’t have even noticed this somewhat boring comment of Perez’s if Jess hadn’t pointed it out. Ah… Papa Joe, look at what you have wrought.

Jessica Simpson entering Cecconi’s restaurant in West Hollywood, California on November 20, 2009. Credit: Fame. Perez Hilton at the AMAs, November 22. Credit: WENN.


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  1. Praise St. Angie! says:

    It’s nice that they love each other enough to defend each other, but…

    …to a certain extent, it reminds me of Palin’s defense of her family when they’re mentioned negatively in the media. it gives the person (in this case, Perez) legitimacy if you take the time and effort to comment on what he or she says.

    just don’t even comment – that shows people like Perez that they’re not worth the effort.

  2. GeminiGirl says:

    I am so glad I finally quit Pigez. It was hard, but I am glad to say I haven’t read his blog in months. What finally did it for me was the fight with…
    What a hypocrite he is eh??

    I can’t stand that dick-nose and I really hope others start to follow suit. Maybe if he gets less readers, people will stop inviting him to events and putting him on TV. He dosen’t deserve it. There are many more tactful and better written blogs then his…BOYCOTT PEREZ!!!

  3. Ana says:

    She keeps defending her family because it’s one of the only ways she gets press now.

  4. Scribe says:

    I discovered your site from perez. I’ve never looked back.

  5. heb says:

    Perez eats tweets like that for breakfast

  6. Popcorny says:

    It’s funny seeing falling-stars/z-listers lash out at Perez in these ridiculous twittery rants.
    Perez is not my cup of tea but he’s good at what he does and it’s his shtick.
    Not to elevate him any further than his hair, above, but it’s almost like complaining about Don Rickles insulting you. (Sorry Don!).
    Simpson has definitely been sipping the fermented Demi/Kirstey juice of has-been hystericals.

  7. Tazina says:

    It won’t have any effect on Mario. He doesn’t care obviously. When he got the double punch upside the head from someone he insulted I’m sure a lot of people were glad he finally got some retaliation for his cruel and uncalled for comments about celebrities. He has to be universally hated….but no one can bring him down…unfortunately.

  8. Daria says:

    Oh, STFU Chestica. What is she going to do about it anyway? Sit down.

  9. Alarmjaguar says:

    Actually, Tazina, he could be brought down if everyone just stopped reading him. The boycott is a powerful weapon.

  10. No Sensi says:

    I think someone should tattoo one of those MS Paint spnking d1ks on his face – see how funny he finds it in the mirror…

  11. wow says:

    She wasn’t defending her family. What she did was give Perez all the attention he needs to now go full force on her family.

    She hasn’t learned the number one rule in dealing with narcissists. You can’t give fools like that ANY attention. They thrive on the drama.

  12. Neelyo says:

    ‘…or I’ll sing and then you’ll really be sorry!’

  13. Snarf says:

    Is it just me or does he look like Colonel Sanders without the eyeglasses?

  14. MSat says:

    A while back, Perez appeared on “The Howard Stern Show” and Howard blasted him for making fun of the children of celebs, especially Adam Sandler’s daughter. Perez made a promise that he would lay off the attacks on children. Looks like he wasn’t serious about it.

    Why not just make fun of Ashlee and her emo hubby? There’s plenty of ammunition there and the child doesn’t have to be brought into it at all. Picking on little kids is gross.

  15. Erin says:

    This isn’t 100% on topic, but if you’re a celebrity and you want your child to live a nice, normal, and peaceful life without bloggers and columnists “attacking” him or her, step #1 should be not giving him or her a RIDICULOUS and HORRIBLE name like Bronx Mowgli.

  16. Novaraen says:

    Most of the time now it isn’t even Perez doing the blogging on his site. He’s hired several people to help him write his blog…so who knows(or cares) if that was even him saying it. I personally don’t read his site anymore…and I think Jessica should stop reading it too.

  17. Schnauzers!!!! says:

    I don’t care for Perez either. I started reading his blog a long time ago, but when when he got a celebrity sized ego and became so disgustingly hateful, I haven’t looked back. I refuse to give his site my hit. I come here instead.

  18. bella mama says:

    her response should be, if she was questioned about it,”Perez? I’m sorry…Perez who?”

  19. Goddess711 says:

    Exactly – “Or what, betch?”
    If Bronx ends up with hair & fashion like Perez, yes, indeed the poor thing is indeed doomed.
    I don’t know who is “stupider” – J.S. for even addressing it and TRYING to send a threat(haaaaaaaaahahahaharotfl)or Perez for acknowledging that dumbass Simpson family. Pete Wentz is a dolt, Desperate to Get Married Asslee carries the family VACANT gene, Perez has pretty much nailed this this one I’d say!

  20. snowball says:

    Perez looks like a brokedown bleached version of the infinitely more talented Buster Pointdexter.

    Jess, quit responding to his bait. You just give him more credibility than he deserves. You really are smarter than that, princess. You’re still pretty, young, have at least one friend and according to your dad, some awesome jugs. So you’ve already got Perez beat in at least four areas.

    Although he does have some impressive moobs.

  21. flourpot says:

    Ew. why’d you wanna go and put his picture here? someone called him the internets version of F o x news and i concur. guys a sleezeball.

  22. crash2GO2 says:

    Or what? She will stab him with her lip gloss wand?

  23. Sigh. says:

    That was an “attack?” It was more stupid than mean to me. He has said worse. And her rebuttal – made me giggle.

    While it’s “sweet” of her to respond, one sis is no more respected than the other, and he’s not respected AT ALL, so she’s really wasting her time, while changing no one’s opinion and giving him more undeserved attention.

    And they should stop being such an easy target. Spend less time defending each other’s lack of talent, poor judgement, obvious desperation, and general idiocy, and more time learning to sing/act/dance/whatever better.

  24. Firestarter says:

    Look, I think Bronx Mowgli is a foolish name, but that is my opinion. There are far worse celeb kiddie names out there, but Perez doesn’t pick on them.

    If the best that Perez and others can do is pick on a child for an usual name, and not one of their tastes, that is just pathetic. It isn’t my child so if the parents want to name the kid that, that is their business, and it doesn’t give a grown man license to pick on a child.

    Perez has a lot of nerve picking on anyone for that matter, as he is no mental giant or adonis himself.

  25. Shannon says:

    I really like Jessica’s nail polish. It’s a very unique color.

  26. Lem says:

    what I want to know?
    what I really want to know… is how Jessica gets her face so ‘flawless’ without looking like she’s wearing a truckload of makeup

  27. AE says:

    Spot on MSat. Picking on children of celebs is gross. Jessica did the right thing calling him out on it. Attacking or involving a one year old child with his brand of gossip crosses the line. Perez should shut his yap and exclude children of celebs from his comments.

  28. DiMi says:

    I like it that she stood up for her baby sis and her nephew. That’s what a sister is supposed to do!

    If she’s so stupid, why does she have a multimillion dollar marketing empire that just keeps growing? She’s smarter than we think.

  29. westender says:

    Didn’t Perez Hilton change his real which is Mario (last name I can not recall) because he is close friends with Paris Hilton? I read somewhere that he is good friends with her.
    I actually like Jessica Simpson, she actually seems like a nice woman. I can not recall hearing about her being nasty to anyone. Perez is just plain mean and nasty.

  30. moo says:

    that’s his picture? I’ve heard of him, like he’s some big threat to someone… meh – looks pretty harmless to me. probably loves himself more than anyone else…. what ev

  31. juiceinla says:

    Like many others here I left Perez when I found Celebitchy. i was getting incredibly sick of his brand of “coverage” I have never looked back. I really loathe the fact that perez thinks he is as relevant as the celebs and actors and musicians he abuses.

    Good For Jess. maybe others will start to ostracize PH and his 15 minutes will finally be up.

  32. Trillion says:

    I can’t think of a single thing Perez Hilton has done that is good except to send a few people over here.

  33. Kathie says:

    Yay CB! This was my first Celebrity web site and I find it refreshing and witty. It is also the only web site I go to that I read the comments. “he who puts dickonface” is an idiot, he will bring himself down, in the mean time stop reading his ignorant blog!

  34. Pia says:

    Totally OT, but I love her sunglasses in that pic. Does anyone recognize them?

  35. NicoleAM says:

    He wasn’t knocking the kid, he was saying “poor thing to have to be raised by those two idiots.”

  36. For Sooth? says:

    Jessica should have stayed silent because her revenge is the way in which Perez dressed and styled himself for the AMA’s. He looked redonkculis. Even a handsome man would have been hard put to pull that off.

    Count me in as those of the “switch” persuasion. Perez loves to hate too much. Turns my stomach.

  37. Jazz says:

    I’m so sick of these pathetic Twitter fights. And I loathes Perez Hilton. The thing I loathe most is that he hates some celebs, and kisses the ass of others. He needs to be an equal opportunist and hate everyone! He even looked gay when he was getting hit, not that there’s anything wrong with that!