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Sandra Bullock, before her chola makeover.
Sandra Bullock is finally getting her look fixed. And let’s face it; she’s been due for a makeover for a long time. All those classy dresses and heels were so played out. And getting old. Thankfully, George Lopez is there to rescue Sandra from her fashion rut – with the help of internet sensation Chola Girl. Radar describes chola as “regional Southern California slang for Latina gangster” but I see plenty of girls sporting this look in New York City. They’re a little more feminine with it here. I’m not saying they’re feminine, just more feminine than this girl. And the eyebrows are much, much higher, and normally applied with a Sharpie. It’s an intimidating look. Anyway, George and Chola Girl kindly helped Sandra out, and the results were awesome.
“America’s Sweetheart” Sandra Bullock morphed into a chola — which is regional Southern California slang for Latina gangster — on Lopez Tonight Tuesday, as the actress participated in a bit with another one of the show’s guests, Internet sensation Chola Girl.
The Speed star underwent a “chola makeover” on the show, wearing lots of makeup, a plaid shirt only buttoned at the top, grey Dickies and red shoes, with her hair teased in a Bride of Frankenstein-esque hairdo.
Chola Girl said, that in addition to the hair and clothes, the makeup was an integral part of the get-up.
“I did her lips because I wanted them to pop — like pop someone in the face!” Chola Girl said.
[From Radar]
The video is super funny – when Chola Girl first comes out, she critiques Sandra’s ensemble. Which frankly, is so trendy that we’ve come to accept the look, but when you think about it is sort of ridiculous. Anyway, Sandra’s in high heels and Chola Girl says her shoes are wrong, then asks “How you gonna run from the cops in those shoes?”
The very best part comes at the end, where Sandra’s showing off her new chola look, and she gives this menacing look that is dead-on. I can’t even pretend to explain it right, you just have to watch. I cannot tell you how many times that look has been leveled at me on the train. And I swear it is just as scary coming from Sandra Bullock as it is from a real chola.
Sandra after the makeover:
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21 Responses to “Sandra Bullock gets a makeover from “Chola Girl””
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hilarious!
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I like Sandra. She has a good attitude about life.
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Hilarious, Sandra is such a good sport. Who else thinks she looks EXACTLY like Kit de Luca from Pretty Woman in that chola getup? The resemblance is uncanny, mamacitas!
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I had no idea this woman was an “internet sensation” but her Youtube channel is fricken hilarious. I think my favourite tutorial was the goth/emo makeup tutorial. HILARIOUS. And good on Sandra Bullock for playing along. Nice to see a celeb willing to take the pi** out of themselves like that.
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Sandra has the ghetto pass, she’s officially one of my homegirls. i love her and her movies. yeah they’re fluff but she doesnt try to come off like some serious stuck up actress/ or actor as they’re starting to call themselves now.
i hereby give her the chola nickname “La Chistoza”
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She actually looks better as a cholita
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that was kind of uncomfortable… at one point I thought miss Chola was going to get decked for pulling her hair…
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Livin’ La Vida Lopez! I wish his show was always this good.
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LOL - I love the Emo makeover tutorial is good, but I do love the original Baby Smilee (Chola Girl) tutorial.
Sandra is such a good sport
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That was SO AWESOME!
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If our kids did that in school, they’d be suspended.
OMG what a breath of fresh air. No political correctness. It was just good fun!
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That was hilarious! I live in Southern Cali and Sandra looked like most of the girls I went to high school with. We still got some cholas down here. I don’t think they going no where foo!
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Is anyone else having an “idiocracy moment”?
Good god, I think they hired the “guitARMY” as the stage band.
What the hell is happening to society?
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How great!! I love her!!
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Totally funny. Sandra is a total Chola Girl. She actually dresses like her hubby now.
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I know someone who looks just like that in real live!!
http://www.facebook.com/#/profile.php?id=100000330225434&ref=nf -
I’m tempted to see what I look like with sharpie’d eyebrows. Only how hard would that be to get off??
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internet sensation chola girl looks like she’s gonna pop at any moment….yeah, she’s SOOOO gangsta….ooooh, scary. NOT
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The only movie she was really good in was ‘While You Were Sleeping’. After that, she just played the same role over and over and over. She is a B-grade actress who got A-listed because plays the game, if you get my drift. Her husband is awful. She has become boring and is overrated, and the waxen plastic surgery look is strange. She is getting old in more ways than one. I would not pay a dime to see her in a movie at this point.
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Egads, the video is horrid. She looks like Amy Grant on crack with that ten ton makeup job. She acts like she did in Miss Congeniality. Is she so hard up for publicity that she had to appear on this show? At least you can say you’ll never see Julia Roberts stooping so low as this to gain more attention and making an arse of herself. No more respect for Bullock, she’s hit rock bottom. Sorry I don’t agree with the masses……
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