Stylish Celebrity Escapism
Contributing Writers
Dec 26
'07
Celebrity Gift List, plus random pictures


Looking back at a wonderful 2007 holiday season, Celebitchy would like to share our celebrity gift list. While some say that gift-giving is impossible for those that seem to have it all, we compiled the best gift choices for your favorite celebrities. We know Christmas was yesterday but hey, there’s still Kwanza and Boxing day to think about!

Britney Spears - Dr. Spock’s Baby and Child Care : 8th Edition
Lindsay Lohan - Six Pack of O’Douls
Amy Winehouse - Fruitcake (with metal file baked inside)
Owen Wilson - Excedrin
Yung Joc – NRA Membership
Shaquille O’Neal - economy sized Geritol
Nicolas Cage - A believable script
Will Smith - A history book
Toby Keith - The courage to come out and chase that rainbow
Nick Hogan - Driving Lessons
Angelina Jolie - an unplanned pregnancy (not hers)
Paris Hilton - Boxer Shorts
K-Fed – “Father Knows Best” on DVD
Jamie Lynn Spears - Trojan multi-pack (mailed to last year)
Marylin Manson - Michael Jackson’s “Moonwalker” (a cautionary tale)
Tony Parker – A paid-up-front , untraceable Cell Phone
Jon Bon Jovi - A rhyming dictionary
Jennifer Love Hewitt – a one-piece swimsuit
Cristina Ricci- McDonald’s gift card
Jessica Simpson – A DVD player and map to Wal-Mart (so she can attend her next premiere)
Chuck Norris – a sense of humor and/or a kick in the nuts
Seth Green – A day off
Michelle Rodriguez - A carton of smokes
David Beckham - Bigger underpants
Kiefer Sutherland – PS3 with Grand Turismo and a bottle of scotch

Picture note by Celebitchy: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are shown out biking in New Orleans with all their kids on 12/21/07. Lohan is shown on 12/21/07 out shopping. Paris Hilton and Swedish pizza boy Alex Vaggo are shown out to dinner and shopping on 12/22/07. Thanks to Splash News. Gift stack from Chiasso.com, where I’ve found plenty of good presents for friends and relatives.

Written by Mike

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