This week’s tabloids are chock full of goodness, hilarity and insanity about the Billy Corgan-Jessica Simpson hookup/relationship. Previously, we’ve heard that Papa Joe was likely the one to set them up, because Joe liked Billy’s soul or his faith or something. We’ve also heard bitchy comments from one of Jessica’s “friends” about how Jessica is basically doing the same old bullsh-t she does whenever she gets into a relationship, which is go overboard, hover, smother, and whine. This week, we get new insights on why Billy and Jessica are the best couple ever, including the hilarious revelation that Billy is “very caught up in Jessica’s mystique.” Seriously! Here are the tabloid snippets, courtesy of Jezebel’s tabloid round-up:
OK! Magazine – A source says since things got serious between Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan in November, she’s telling friends that she wants to have his children. Billy is “very caught up in Jessica’s mystique” and believes it’s a relationship worth pursuing.
Us Weekly – A “source” says of the Jessica Simpson/Billy Corgan relationship: “She likes weirdos and anybody who’s a ‘real’ musician. He’s smart and intense, so she likes that. But they have practically nothing in common.”
In Touch – Jessica Simpson’s “dangerous” new romance with Billy Corgan is covered thusly: “Jessica Simpson has always been a bit misguided when it comes to love. So when she was spotted walking out of the Ritz-Carlton in New York on December 4 with 42-year-old Smashing Pumpkins singer Billy Corgan, the world responded with a bemused ‘WTF?'” An insider says they are not exclusive. They seem to have little in common, but they’re both religious. Billy’s “friend” tells the magazine that he’s using the relationship to promote his new album. His ex-girlfriend, Tila Tequila, says: “I think Jessica Simpson is a waste of space. She can’t even put two and two together. She doesn’t show any female empowerment. She gets screwed over by her ex-boyfriends because she is all clingy. She should stop being so weak and stand up for yourself.”
[From Jezebel]
Crap, now Tila Tequila is getting involved? And she has the nerve to refer to anyone else as a “waste of space”?!? But the theory that Billy is using Jessica to help promote his album is a very interesting theory… but I still don’t see it. I mean, it’s not like Jessica can sell her own albums, so how is she going to help sell Billy’s? Or does Billy just want Papa Joe to “manage” him too? God help us all.
Oh, and one more thing – Us Weekly is calling bullsh-t on Star Magazine’s Tiger Woods-Jessica Simpson hookup cover story. A Simpson “source” says: “No part of this story is true. They met quickly and took a photo together. She was only there for a few hours to sing the national anthem.” Yeah, it sounded too good to be true. Jessica has also denied it on her twitter account, writing “can’t believe that I’m on the cover of star magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE! “The Shocking Inside Story” is (insert drumroll) A LIE!”
Jessica and Billy in New York on December 4. Credit: INF.
DDs = ‘Mystique’
Billy is “very caught up in Jessica’s mystique.” – So he is an idiot I wouldn’t have guessed that.
Yeah mystique is another way to say “chi chis”
It would have been more believable, Papa Joe, to say Billy has been drawn in by Jessica’s sweet and sunny disposition. But ‘A’ for effort. Now try to use the word “remarkable” in a sentence about Ashlee!
Her eyes look different. Tweaked or something.
Mystique? Well…. if he says so.
well ok then-a match made in???
…You sure he didn’t say ‘mesquite?’
@Guest: TGI Fridays probably.
Mystique of what being so high maintenance that she can’t keep a guy interested in her.
Ha, love that a little troll face who insists on using her body to make herself the center of attention at all times would dare say that Jessica doesn’t “empower” herself. Sweetheart, acting as Hollywood’s resident sperm dump doesn’t make you some kind of feminist, mkay? I’m not a bigot when it comes to a woman’s expression of sexuality, but I don’t exactly have respect for women who present themselves as a sex object and nothing more. And Tila fits that to a T. At least Jessica actually has vocal talent (range, anyway. Wish she’d use it properly) and tries to make something more of herself than just a silly spectacle.
In summation, Jessica tries. Tila tries…to have every single last person on Earth objectify her.
Oh, shut up, Tila. Do you think you’re the epitome of female empowerment? Jessica still has at least a shred of self-respect left.
Mystique sounds like the name of a feminine hygiene product.
It’s sad that “people close to Jessica” are the ones popping off with all the nasty things she does or says or is.
I’ll still stand up for her. She may be dumb, but I still haven’t heard anyone say she was mean to people she works with or that she’s a real bitch to anyone she considers “lesser” than her.
Tila looks like she smells and showers maybe once every few days, whether she thinks she needs it or not. She could probably use some of that Mystique on her nasty bits.
No…
This is so tragic to me. Billy is an icon to me — the musical genius behind the Smashing Pumpkins. His lyrics are amazing.
And now we know he has terrible taste in women! I call it “the Edward Norton Syndrome”. Seriously, wtf Billy! Courtney Love? Tila Tequila?? Jessica Simpson???!
I am deeply saddened by this turn of events. Oh well, it’s his life..
I saw Billy at the Mansion on Turtle Creek in Dallas a few years ago (hotel staff confirmed it was him and said he was in town touring for his band Zwan, I think it was?). He came out to the pool in the morning – he’s surprisingly tall and handsome in person. He has port wine stains on his face, which he must cover with makeup most of the time. My mom and aunt asked who he was and if he was famous- even in shorts and a t-shirt, he was obviously ‘somebody’.
I don’t get Jessica at all. This guy is a musical hasbeen and she just left a hot guy, so this is a definite step down in all areas. She is a pretty girl and runs a very successful empire her shoe line is worth about $100 million reportedly, she could get better. I hate to see successful women hook up with losers.
I’m trying to decide what’s funnier – the idea of Jessica Simpson having “mystique” or Jon Gosselin being a “folk hero”.
Mid life crisis much? Yowzers… 🙁
“Hi, I’m Billy Corgan from the Smashing Pumpkins.”
“OH hi! My dad used to say I couldn’t listen to you when I was younger because your music is blasphemous! *makes pouty face*”
“…Your dad talks about your t*ts.”
“Wow…you are so deep. Wanna do it and then let me call my girlfriends to tell them all about it afterward so they can leak to the paps where we are staying?”
“Sure…I could use the press.”
Diva- I think that Billy is a step up from Romo. He may not be a looker, but he is creative and maybe less of an egomaniacal asshole than her previous mates.
Looks and relevancy have nothing to do with the quality of a person’s character. I get so tired of people basing everything on looks (Yes, I am guilty of that myself) and their coolness factor. IMO, Billy is the coolest, best guy she has had, and as to the future of their match up, I have no idea, but I am kinda rooting for them.
I’m with you Iggles: Smashing Pumpkins is pretty much the soundtrack of my youth. This is total scarilege to me!
I don’t dislike JS, but this match is too Twilight Zone for me!
I am caught up in her blank stare and pageant smile.
Wait…Corgan dated Tila Tequila? I guess he has no standards, so JS is a step up from that.
I always feel bad for Jessica, ’cause she seems nice, if dumb. But yeah, mystique?!?!? I hope Billy Corgan is nicer than most of her other ex’s.
Billy Corrigan has nice eyes; I would guess from Jess’s happy gaze that Corrigan is good in the sack, much better so than Tony Romo who often sports constipated expression and could be a spokesperson for metamucil.
I would have never thought “mystique” and Jessica Simpson could ever be used together….. wow.
Until Jessica stands up to Papa Joe and acts like the almost 30 year-old ADULT that she is, she will continue to be this pathetic character she is potrayed as in the tabloids!
My God, I can’t believe that this is the same woman who belted out ‘I wanna Love You Forever’ 10 years ago, a song that was a top 10 Billboard hit!
As the case with parent managers, they start selling their children/clients as products and brands and developing and nurturing their TALENT falls by the wayside.
He has guided every part of this girl’s life – her careers, her marriage, her relationships and look where those are now, yeah in the crapper.
The only areas that she seems to thrive in and excel at are her fashion lines and luckily they do well and I am sure are outside of Papa Joe’s control.
Now, all she will be remembered for is her reality show, her DDs, messing up at the Kennedy Center Awards/Honors tribute to Dolly Parton and having a bunch of relationships that her father negotiated to ensure her continued existence in the public eye. Shame.
The below clip is the Jessica Simpson that was talented and was spoken of in the same breath as Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera 10 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bJ0F8KhhZ8
Her voice was big and pure then not this affected warbling that she has been exhibiting for the past 5 years.
hmmm..anyone else sense a middle-aged crisis and a penchant for big breasts?
Maybe he is mistaking the blank expression that’s the result of having an IQ of 90 as introspection or something?
PS. I think he is pretty damn hot.
This is the most random hook up ever. I’m baffled.
Oh, and really, Tila effing Tequila? You’re going to start talking about female empowerment? In between dancing around with your tampon string hanging out on the internet? Okay.