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At first, I was just skimming this report from Fox News 411, all about how Kourtney Kardashian’s baby-daddy Scott Disick is a douche. No surprises there, considering most people could take one look at him and think “Skeezy McHerp”. But, in case you aren’t into snap judgments, remember that Kourtney first dumped Scott because he was cheating on her, and once she got pregnant, he never really seemed all that engaged anyway, despite bribery attempts. Anyhoodle, most of this Fox News stuff is just more of the same – blah, blah, Scott was too lazy to help Kourtney when she was 9 months pregnant, blah, blah, her family hates him, et cetera. But one quote of Scott’s jumped out at me for it’s sheer douchey brillance… evidently, Scott was “overheard” telling someone “I could puke on myself and still be good looking.” F-cking A! Oh, Pukey McDouche, marry me!
Kourtney Kardashian’s relationship with Scott Disick has always been a wayward one – but is she better off being a single mom?
According to a Kourtney pal, when the reality starlet was just a few weeks shy of popping out her first child (Mason Dash Disick, born Dec. 14) she was shifting boxes and doing chores – all while Disick said on his rear and looked on.
“It was shocking,” said our source. “Here was Kourtney almost nine months pregnant doing all this and he didn’t offer to help her.”
And even Kourt’s own sister Khloe is done with Disick.
“He’s brainwashing you!” Khloe warned her older sis on a recent episode of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” before telling Disick that he “is disgusting.”
Stepfather Bruce Jenner also recently went on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show and said that the family was “working on Scott” and that he was “a work in progress.”
Kourtney called off her engagement to Disick in February after she reportedly suspected him of being unfaithful, but in August announced that she was pregnant with her first child and Disick was indeed the baby daddy.
At a Malibu party a few weeks earlier, Pop Tarts overheard the Long Island native talking about their romantic reunion and needless to say, he was well – pretty obnoxious.
“I could puke on myself and still be good looking,” Disick said, adding that Kourtney ordered him to stay on his “best behavior” if things were to work out between them.
[From Fox News]
God, do you kind of love it? The only thing that would make the sitting-on-his-story any better is if he was drinking a beer and telling her where stuff needed to go. Even though I think Kourtney is crazy and/or dumb as a rock, I have to admit that this gave me a pang of sympathy. I hate to admit this, but I’ve known quite a few Scott Disick-types in my life – what can I say? My friends have sh-tty taste in men. And now I feel protective of Kourtney for no good reason! Damn it!
Scott and Kourtney in Beverly Hills on December 10, 2009. Credit: WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick
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hahahaha! Whatever Scott. You look like puke, cold puke …. yesterday’s puke… you’re just gross *ugh*
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How about if I puke on Scott? I think that would make him even better looking.
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Wait…so are you saying that these two DON’T deserve each other? I think the entire family are a bunch of douchbags
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this guy is hideous looking, am I right? i cant be the only one that sees this…..what does she see in him?
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Well, it’s a crying shame that someone decided to puke in that space between the ears where his brain should be instead. On the upside, he’s pissing off the rest of the Kardashian clan, so for this alone he must be applauded.
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If Scott Disick removed the “si” from his name, that would pretty well sum up the type of person he is… What a douche!!
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He’s a perfectly ordinary looking guy. Not particularly ugly, but not particularly handsome, either. I’d say he is just about average.
Where did he ever get the idea that he was all that handsome, I wonder?
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What makes him unattractive to me is that he’s just so damned lazy.
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What makes him unattractive to me is that he’s just so unattractive!!
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Ew, he’s not very attractive at all. His nose is too small. He looks like he talks in a nasally whine.
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Two words: Vapid douchebaggery
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i’m going to go with a “no” regarding that statement. he looks like your average middle aged dad or something.
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He’s ok-looking to me but that personality is pretty ugly and pretty much a deal breaker. Don’t rich people have like, handlers to be their brains for them? Jeez.
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he’s got 80′s hair and needs a makeover.I do not find him the least bit attractive and the arrogance is a total turnoff!
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She was a fool to get involved with him again after he cheated, once a man cheats he will do it again. She is just keeping him around to save face and not look like he dropped her as soon as she had the baby.
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I love Kourtney; quit baggin on her all the time!
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Scott Isadick is a tool. The Kardashians are fools. Match made in heaven.
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I think the barf would be an improvement.
He looks like a serial killer to me!!!! Creepy, creepy guy.
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What will the Kardashians do when Lamar inevitably cheats on/ breaks up with baby talking Khloe? Theres is not a relationship with staying power. Will they go on a press tour talking about how he is “disgusting” (We already knew that) or call him “a douche” (yeah the guy dumped a 7 years relationship with 2 kids for Khloe)
I just don’t see where Khloe gets off being such a judgmental biotch. Her relationship is totally questionable and far from perfect, and likely going to end badly. Kourtney is trying to make it work because there is a baby involved. If I were Khloe I would be there for my sister because pretty soon, Khloe’s going to need a shoulder to cry on.
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He’s got a Patrick Bateman from American Psycho vibe.
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I’m with Cece. I think the entire family and all of their friends embody trash. I have no pity for any of them.
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I have never seen the reality show these people are part of, I have no idea who the Kardashians are, but the comments here are amusing. And he looks like a brainless, beyond-boring, vapid, very ordinary-looking twit. And oh, and he must be delusional – the variety that signals a low IQ.
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Cut your hair, puke.
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He looks like a sexual predator. I’m serious.
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Oh he’s from Long island … that says it all .
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Yeah…the hardy boy hair needs to go! He is pure YUCK!
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“God, do you kind of love it?”
No, not when there is a baby involved.
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Oh CeCe you’re too funny!
Kimberly he might be from Long Island but sure as hell acts like a NJ Shore guy LOL
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He’s average-looking, but what bothers me is that he may be paying someone to do that to his hair (or someone in the family is cutting it for free)…wow, I could do a better job with a pair of fingernail clippers! BTW, is anyone else waiting for him to belt out a Shawn Cassidy song?
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Wha? is he blind??
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So do it and let US be the judge already! Walk the talk, Jughead!
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He is not going to age well. is he.
He’s this young and looks likes this.
EEWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
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At least he is humble, people.
And yet he still has a freakin camera around him.
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Someone made a great point…. he isn’t going to age well at all.. he’s supposedly only 26, but looks like he’s well into his 30′s… interesting.. he might want to invest in a better night cream.. and i have to agree.. there is no wow factor to his appearance.. I don’t find him appealing and he does have a major creep vibe happening… don’t know what it is but something about him would make me leave a room quick if i knew he was near..
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she is far too attractive for him
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“He’s got a Patrick Bateman from American Psycho vibe.”
Yup!
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I don’t get why Kourtney is going out with scott. He has to be the ugliest looking person ever on the show. Why can’t she listen to her sister and family members about him?
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nothing about this guy is attractive or interesting.
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He is good looking. She is beautiful. Nice couple – it is maybe hard to know what is a reality TV for ratings and what a real “reality”. I wish them all the best – hope it works out for them – they are a lovely family.
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This whole _____ Mc_____ name trend thing needs to die. It sounds stupid every time.
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They way he talked to Robs friend in Las Vegas made me lose what little I liked about Rob. Any man that would allow someone to talk to one of his friends like that is no gentleman. As for the douche dick he speaks for himself. Kourt seems pretty sweet, run girl as fast as you can daddy or no.
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Repugnant.
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personally I find him creepy, his hair is greasy, his eyes are sunken in with big dark circles around them, his face is always expressionless, he reminds of a robot or a dummy…..
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Snot Dis Ick is a real douche!
And he’s only famous cuz Kim phucked a gar who is only famous cuz his sis had some talent…..
lol…..what a country we live in!
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