I really hope that everyone remember Kim Kardashian’s hilarious print ad for her new perfume (above). Kim seemed to dress up as an arctic bird with painful gas for the ad, which debuted last week. Well, now Kim has released the actual commercial for this perfume, and if it’s possible, the commercial totally beats out the pained, gassy expression on Kim’s face in the print ad. That’s because Kim actually thinks this junk looks amazing! Let me warn you: the quality of this commercial is sub-par. Kim’s sex tape was better quality:

“Enticing femininity”? I thought we established that the perfume probably smelled like corndogs, with notes of “urine”. Kim actually wrote about the commercial on her website (via Us Weekly): “It was so much fun getting all glammed up for this shoot. I think the Old Hollywood theme with a modern twist is a perfect fit for my fragrance because it will make you feel glam, sexy and super feminine.” Let’s stop right there. Old Hollywood? For real? Old Hollywood didn’t do farty arctic birds, truly. This bitch thinks she’s the next Ava Gardner. Kim continues: “This was one of the most exciting projects I’ve been involved in because I got to be so hands on every step of the process from choosing scents, to designing the bottle and the accent features. You guys even helped me pick the pink bottle accents that really make the black bottle pop!” Pop like a fart that you’ve been holding in too long.

Ad for Kim’s perfume, courtesy of People Magazine.