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I really hope that everyone remember Kim Kardashian’s hilarious print ad for her new perfume (above). Kim seemed to dress up as an arctic bird with painful gas for the ad, which debuted last week. Well, now Kim has released the actual commercial for this perfume, and if it’s possible, the commercial totally beats out the pained, gassy expression on Kim’s face in the print ad. That’s because Kim actually thinks this junk looks amazing! Let me warn you: the quality of this commercial is sub-par. Kim’s sex tape was better quality:
“Enticing femininity”? I thought we established that the perfume probably smelled like corndogs, with notes of “urine”. Kim actually wrote about the commercial on her website (via Us Weekly): “It was so much fun getting all glammed up for this shoot. I think the Old Hollywood theme with a modern twist is a perfect fit for my fragrance because it will make you feel glam, sexy and super feminine.” Let’s stop right there. Old Hollywood? For real? Old Hollywood didn’t do farty arctic birds, truly. This bitch thinks she’s the next Ava Gardner. Kim continues: “This was one of the most exciting projects I’ve been involved in because I got to be so hands on every step of the process from choosing scents, to designing the bottle and the accent features. You guys even helped me pick the pink bottle accents that really make the black bottle pop!” Pop like a fart that you’ve been holding in too long.
Ad for Kim’s perfume, courtesy of People Magazine.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Advertising, Kim Kardashian
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I got a sample of her perfume today from Sephora. I think it’s awful. I do detect a faint corndog note….
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Meh Kaiser, it’s not so bad.
Also, since you and everyone else seem to allude to it, was it ever confirmed that Kim was peed on in her sex tape or is that an urban myth?
My favorite perfume Ad is Charlize Theron’s ‘Let Me Get Naked’ for J’Adore by Dior.
LMAO@ ‘farty artic birds’.
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LMAO@ “faint corndog note”
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I like how they only show her midsection on the video when it’s covered up and then flash to the super airbrushed stomach and waste in her farty ad….yeah right she really looks like that!
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LOL! You are in fine form, Kaiser. Thanks for the laughs.
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LOL@Jillian’s ‘Corndog note”
All I did was laugh watching that ad, and wonder out loud “WTF??????”
Who told her that was a commercial that would sell perfume!?
Dumbest thing I have seen since the premiere of Kath and Kim last year.
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Ok, not to be all Alanis about it, but; Isn’t it ironic that people who are supposedly “idyllically beautiful” in societal standards have to be, themselves, edited to near unrecognizable form to conform to the very standards we as “ordinary” people are expected to uphold?
“Boooo, you’re not a princess!”
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I’m sure it smells like a night of regret.
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is that J LO? No J LO is twice her age with actual talent
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Eau (Eww?) d’KY & pork rinds.
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I cant look at her without seeing an Armenian Drag Queen posing in full drag and she poses for a good fart.
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I love the fragrance itself is referred to as “voluptuous”. Why not just rename it Enorme and get it over with? God, Tina Fey is clairvoyant as well as a genius.
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LMAO @ “I’m sure it smells like a night of regret.”
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A night of regret, the underside of Joe Francis’ nutsack, take your pick.
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I know this dates me, but does anyone else remember that SNL ‘commercial’ with Gilda Radner for the perfume ‘Hey You!’ for picking up one night stands in bars. Sorta reminds me of that.
If I was less of a luddite I would attempt to link the video.
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HAHAHA…..her face is so…so…constipated. LOL….have to agree that the quick image we get of her midsection is photochopped like crazy!!….Oh puleeeze Kim…
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@ Firestarter
Kath & Kim is indeed one of the dumbest shows I have ever seen…but I can’t stop watching it.
I need an intervention.
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http://www.nerve.com/dispatches/nerveeditors/50GreatestCommercialParodies/05
SCROLL DOWN TO NUMBER 8 FOR GILDA RADNER ‘HEY YOU!’
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@TaylorB- *Raises hand* I do, I do!
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It looked like an SNL Short, and I was just waiting for the gag. As a Chanel No. 5 Eau Premiere wearer, this Eau d’Armenian Famewhore won’t be coming anywhere near me. Ever.
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what’s really sad is all of the young girls that look up to her and worship this trick, uh, I mean chick..
her website is filled w/worsip from young women, asking for her advice
and trying to look just like her..
she always thanks her “fans”, what a joke.
the world is warped bigtime!!
she also will have a new clothhing line coimng out with BeBe, her and those sisters.
sleaze has taken over, huh?
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funny how people say shes famous because of the sex tape but I remember the first time I saw Kim hanging out with Paris she was her friend and stylist then I saw her on E! news in one of their segments she was a stylist to alot of stars and i always thought she was gorgeous then the sex tape came out and now shes a huge star and i love her to pieces! everyone else is just jealous and a bunch of haters….. however i do hope she never got pee’d on
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Who on earth would buy something put out by this tedious moron?
Anyway-wouldnt it smell like urine?
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Uh, yeah, Dee, we’re all jealous. You caught us.
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HA @ “however i do hope she never got pee’d on.” Poor poor Dee.
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She’s practically unrecognizable in this clip. Weird ad. Not good. Can’t really imagine anyone who would buy that, but that’s a testament to the quality of my friends.
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Hunter thank you so much Gilda’s death robbed us all of her comedic genius the world is a litte darker without her, it was good to see her again.
As for KK instead of the side eye she is giving everyone the side a$$ and according to Kaiser is doing the same with the stink eye..lol.
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This is the most unoriginal piece of poo.
The jazz music and “glamour” for perfume ads. We get it. Next you’re going to tell me she’s got a jewelry ad coming out with sprinty classical music playing while a man and a woman embrace.
And black and pink — wooofckinghoo! How god damn inspired.
and i’m sorry – her waist line in the commercial when the picture stops? photoshop 101.
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Sorry, I found nothing “hilarious” about the ad.I was kinda hoping she’d fall off that swing. She’s someone who’s followed the Paris Hilton rulebook, of being famous. Sex tapes, and no talent.
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@Taylor and @Hunter,
thanks for the memories. I love that Gilda Radner skit! (though I love every thing Gilda has done.)
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You hope she didnt get peed on? Pfft. Thats nothing compared to what could be in her past. Lets hope Joe Francis never got his mitts on her (as referenced above as the “sweaty nutsack” comment).
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Ok, things smell voluptuous now.
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Yeah- Hey You— I remember that.
That comercial kind of is similar– exaggerated allure …. all thats missing is for her to silently mouth the words “Hey You” into the camera.
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that ad is wierd why does her head look bigger tha her whole hip/pelvic section? strange.
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i cant wait to have it…That a good step in a right direction…I am Kim’s biggest fan.
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This whole airbrushing fad has got to stop they airbrushed her face right out the pic…doesn’t even look like her. Well that’s not necessarily a bad thing.
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Golden Showers in a bottle.
P*ss off, Kim.
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that commercial is on this side of awful. please. + just hate celeb fragrances in general.
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That is how to stop worrying and be happy about your.
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What a wonderful piece of text! No idea how you wrote this report..it’d take me long hours. Well worth it though, I’d suspect.
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She is still very good looking woman.
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These days, pay attention to the Kim Kardashian facebook virus that is circulating on Facebook.
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All I did was laugh watching that ad, and wonder out loud “WTF??????”
I cant belived:))
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i predstavljate parfum, ki bi vas s svojim vonjem ves čas spominjal na intimne dele? Ali takšnega, ki bi na vas pustil barvne madeže, ki pa bi sčasoma zbledeli? Kaj pa parfum, ki diši po mesu? To je le nekaj sila nenavadnih dišav, namenjenih drznim in drugačnim.
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Parfum, ki ga nosite, je vaš osebni podpis. Ljudem okoli vas subtilno sporoča, kakšni ste, vam pa zaznamuje dan in razpoloženje. Naj bo vaš izbrani vonj cvetličen, saden ali lesni, na vas in ljudi okoli vas vpliva bolj, kot si mislite. Parfumi, dišave, novoletna darila, ličila, ličenje, kozmetika
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