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“Madonna’s alleged new boy-toy, now shirtless!” links

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Is Jon Kortajarena Madonna‘s new boy-toy? Hmm… [A Socialite Life]
Michelle Rodriguez needs a comb. [Hollywood Rag]
I kind of like this Sarah Jessica Parker look. But the hair could be better. [Go Fug Yourself]
Anna Torv (the chick from Fringe) goes topless. [The Blemish]
Best. Scary. Mirror. Montage. Ever. [D-Listed]
Jennifer Aniston‘s ass is on promotional duty again. [Egotastic]
Lady Gaga is shy. For real. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Mm… Colin Farrell! Ondine actually looks really good. [Pajiba]
Barbara Streisand is still crazy. [PopEater]
Katie Holmes is still working on her fashion line. [LaineyGossip]
Sherri Shepherd does not care for this Heidi Montag chica. [Jezebel]
Beyonce in Brazil: this is NOT Carmen Miranda. [Starpulse]
Megan Fox is doing hooker reshoots for Jonah Hex. [Yeeah]
Is Rihanna copying M.I.A. now? [The Frisky]
Just kill me, because I kind of like Kevin Federline for doing this. [Celebslam]

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25 Responses to ““Madonna’s alleged new boy-toy, now shirtless!” links”

  1. Obvious says:

    I think he’s a vast improvement over Jesus, and I’d like one of him of my own thank you.

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  2. Essie says:

    Madonna has never denied she likes sex with pretty young things. At least she’s consistent. Also, this new trick can get some lessons in bed from Madge that might serve him well in the future PLUS his name gets out there so he will get more work. Win/Win situation, if you ask me!!

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  3. audrey says:

    i take back my comment!! he only looks strange in the header pic, click on the link and Lord have mercy!

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  4. Rosalee says:

    He is sooo pretty, I would like to have one wrapped up for Easter..for my buddy.

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  5. ien says:

    i pray to GOD monster madge hasn’t set her succubus eyes on jon kortajarena.
    i see him in my dreams every night.

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  6. mistral says:

    jon is an excellent and successful model (unlike jesus, who wasn’t “big” before he met madonna).

    hope he doesn’t turn out to be a famewhore who is willing to look like a moron (madonna’s kept man) in exchange for some tabloid coverage. it isn’t like jesus got any real career/staying power out of it…

    why is madonna making herself look so ridiculous?

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  7. Larissa says:

    yes, she has a new boy toy, that´s why she is in Brazil with baby Jesus!

    Speaking of whom I just read an interview, and baby gee come out as a very well spoken, well centered young man, and not as stupid as some people like to think he is.

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  8. katyusha says:

    Sweet Jesus!!
    *straightening myself up after walking into a pole*

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  9. Orangejulius says:

    Aaaaaagh. He looks a lot like my son. Aaaargh!!!!!!

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  10. imo says:

    Christ he’s a beauty…
    @ Orange u don’t say? well you just may have a problem on your hands lol

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  11. lola lola says:

    He was sooooo gorgeous in A Single Man. But honestly, he’s a little skinny for my taste. I think Jesus has a better body but Jon’s got the uber handsome face.

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  12. Toe says:

    I think i need to go to the bathroom to use my electr. toothbrush

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  13. Misty_* says:

    Jon is not a nobody like Jesus Luz. He’s a highly successful model and he doesn’t need anyone to get him jobs in the industry. I hope he’s not dating Madonna really. It would be sad to see his great career reduced to headlines like “Madonna’s boy toy”.

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  14. Kittypants says:

    He is gorgeous, no doubt about it. Didn’t Madonna approach him at a party recently, he was reportedly flattered but also mortified (unsurprisingly). Yes, Madge needs to keep her veiny hands of doom off of this one.

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  15. Aims says:

    If thats a weird taste in men then I’m a freak! He’s hot!

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  16. asiont says:

    wow, what a face, love this fierce look

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  17. Malorie says:

    I thought he was with Tom Ford already.

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  18. ogechi says:

    Madonna i love u but u are indeed embarrassing me. U are so desperate that what u think about is anything btwn the legs. Guess u are not bringing home criminal as a lover.

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  19. xoxoxox says:

    Why doesn’t anyone ever talk about the women she sleeps with?
    Everything is very hush hush.
    I am sure sh’es been with a woman after Jenny S.

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  20. iris says:

    Jon Kortajarena is the most beautiful man alive!!

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  21. MooMooMoo says:

    Err.. What happened to the other posts? The John Mayer ones? or something

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