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What the hell did ANTM winner Yoanna House do to herself?

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I saw this a few days ago, and I’m sorry I didn’t get to it sooner. Does everyone remember Yoanna House, winner of America’s Next Top Model for the second season? Well, she got a new face. And it’s pretty noticeable. HuffPo describes House’s old look as “waifish, pixie-haired and pale” and notes that she seems to have “suddenly grew curves, a layered red ‘do and fuller lips.” E! News spoke to House (story via Digital Spy) about her new look/face, and she claims that it’s all about how she just had a baby. Uh… really? Here’s a side-by-side comparison, courtesy of Zeitgeist Report:

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Former America’s Next Top Model winner Yoanna House has reportedly responded to speculation about her recent appearance.

The 29-year-old, who won the second cycle of the CW show, debuted her new look at a party in New York this week.

Speaking to E! Online’s Marc Malkin, she said: “I know that I’ve changed. I just had a baby about a year ago, and I put on a lot of weight.”

“My baby doesn’t sleep through the night, so that might age you a little bit. Other than that, I’ve never done anything to my face, besides going a little too overboard with bronzer. I think the face is such a delicate thing. I’m just going to stick with my bronzer and my great make-up artist who contours me.”

She went on to admit that she has enhanced her chest because she “wasn’t happy with the way I looked”, adding: “I thought I had a boyish figure. I wanted to look more womanly, and I think it’s the best decision I’ve ever made.”

[From Digital Spy]

So she’s only admitting the new boobs, I guess. Once you look closely, I have to say it doesn’t look she had a major overhaul – her nose looks the same, her lips look pretty much the same. It’s just the forehead and the eyes that are bothering me. Botox? A little eyelift, maybe? Nicole Kidman is so jealous!

Oh, and she really needs to stop fake-tanning. This isn’t just bad lighting. This bitch is glowing, she’s so orange.

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Side-by-side image of House courtesy of Zeitgeist Report & Getty.

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61 Responses to “What the hell did ANTM winner Yoanna House do to herself?”

  1. gg says:

    I only see fake tan and a little weight (and the fake boobs). Pale ladies unite – pale is beautiful too!

    Oh – and the short dark hair looks excellent on her pale skin. The new hair on the new skin, not so much.

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  2. Squirrel says:

    Well cover me with butter and bake me for 40 minutes!

    Can she even close those eyes anymore? Does having a kid make you stop blinking?

    And what is her ‘great make up artist’ trying to contour her around – bark?

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  3. monkey says:

    those eyes are too open to be froz-tox. that is some serious work on the brow eye area. she looks scared out of her mind.

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  4. longtallsally says:

    That was the only ANTM season I watched, I think I remember her saying she used to be overweight and then slimmed down quite a bit to be on the show… so the first picture isn’t even what she normally looked like. On one hand her torso looks healthier now, but her skin is grossly orange and she definitely had something done to her eyes!

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  5. Toe says:

    Her eyes looks just like when the Asians girls put glue on their eyelids to make them look bigger

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  6. Meow Mix says:

    Her eyes are not even the same shape anymore! Who does she think she’s fooling?

    She looked different before and now she looks like everyone else in lala land.

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  7. The Queen Bee says:

    Ick. The Trophy Wife Makeover.

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  8. Vanessa says:

    her eyes are hurting me! I dont think she can close them…

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  9. andrea says:

    if the best decision you ever made is freaking getting a boob job, that is just SAD. her IQ must be negative a million to make a statement like that. she is SO ORANGE. and she looks like she’s in her fifties. and her eyes are freaking me out. what an idiot!

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  10. Praise St. Angie! says:

    whoa. she’s got the permanent-surprise look to her. definitely a brow lift or something similar. maybe a lid-reduction, like Jessica Simpson had.

    she did well with the boob job, though…she didn’t go too big for her frame.

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  11. Chana says:

    Eyes are considerably bigger; mouth is the same, obvious boob job that she had to cop to because they are so obvious.

    Holy moly will she quit with the self-tanner? She was lovely when she was pale. Now she looks like one of those Housewives of Orange County.

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  12. nAynAy says:

    She absolutely had work done. Who is she trying to kid? She looks like if she opens her mouth or blinks, her whole face is going to crack.

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  13. Madchen says:

    I see eyes, nose, and cheek work.

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  14. scorpiogal says:

    What’s wrong with being pale?? She looked sooo good before, now she’s just a clone! And her eyes are a completely different shape- she’s not fooling anyone.

    @ Andrea- ITA…she thinks getting breast implants is more important than any other decision in her life?? What about having a baby? Shallow, shallow, shallow

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  15. Tammy K says:

    she looks like a deer staring at headlights

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  16. Maritza says:

    I like her hair and the boob job was a good idea, the fake tan not so much. I think she penciled her eyebrows a bit to much and the pale lipstick does not look good on her. You can tell she gained some much needed pounds.

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  17. t-rae says:

    She looks more like Lindsay Lohan than her own previous self. What a shame…

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  18. Squirrel says:

    Step one: Pale beauty
    Step two: Desperate Housewife
    Step three: Jersey Shore?

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  19. Green is good says:

    It doesn’t even look like the same person!

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  20. Sara says:

    She’s only 29? Even with all the work done, she looks 40+.

    Not only that, but her new “look” is so cookie-cutter. She had a definite look before — very recognizable and distinct. Now? Boring.

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  21. mel says:

    It’s obvious she’s had some kind of surgery. Those eyes are ready to pop out of her head..lol.

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  22. jdao says:

    She was much prettier before. Her eyes were gorgeous! Why would she mess with that?

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  23. TRT says:

    I don’t think this is the same person. The one with boobs looks more like April Bowlby or “Kandi” from Two and a Half Men.

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  24. luna says:

    Maybe her breasts are larger because she’s breastfeeding.

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  25. Roma says:

    Yes TRT, she does look like Kandi!

    I do get what she’s saying about the boob job though… I had a few girlfriends who weren’t even an A and they did what she did – appropriate for their frames and not stripper boobs. It really increased their confidence. But other than that – her cheeks and eyes look insanely retarded.

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  26. Miss. Thang says:

    She looks like a totally different person! And not in a good way, either

    :-/

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  27. clare says:

    Such a shame she ruined her absolutely gorgeous face and complexion. But, wait a minute, it has been 5-6 years since that first picture.
    Agree she now looks like a housewife from orange (no kidding!!!) county!

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  28. Sumodo1 says:

    @Sara–cookie cutter. She looks like she hit a chunk of wasabi–that “bugged-out” look. And can’t anybody come up with self-tanner that doesn’t give you the blaze-orange deer hunter glow?

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  29. DoMaJoReMc says:

    @ squirrel:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!That’s awesome! You rocked that one!!

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  30. kelbear says:

    She was one my favorites overall from all the older seasons. Now….not so much

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  31. Rose says:

    I dunno, she looks like a female James Haven in the first pic. She doeesn’t look TAHT different to me, scrub off the awful tan and she looks much the same except older and with extra boobage.

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  32. elina says:

    she looks old and gross! eeeww!

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  33. tttttttttttt says:

    No her eyes have always been really big – if you look at old pictures of her, they often have that wide-eyed look. Plus her cheekbones have also always been prominent.

    I believe that she hasn’t had any work done to her face – she’s just lightened her eyebrows, which makes her brow look different overall, and she’s got horrible makeup on. The bad fake tan also makes her look really different.
    She’s also put on much needed weight and gotten fake boobs.

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  34. mamalama says:

    One thought about her eyes…I wonder if the wide-eyed look could be a result of a thyroid condition (Graves opthamology)? I have that myself, and have to deal with the “big eyes.” Just a thought, although I agree that there has definitley been work done, and not to her benefit…she does NOT look 29 anymore.

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  35. jools says:

    Yeah…she looks the same, except she got a tan and her makeup is different! Otherwise her facial features look the same, and her body just looks like it filled out (which looks better on her anyway). People really don’t realize how much hair color and makeup can alter a person’s appearance. Haha that’s the MAIN reason women wear makeup!!! She SO did not get plastic surgery on her face!

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  36. mollination says:

    I do like her new hair though.

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  37. GatsbyGal says:

    Uhh, that’s an obvious eye job, boob job, nose job, hair extensions, and a retarded amount of self-tanner. Wow…and I thought she was so cool during her run on ANTM. Turns out she’s just like every other trashy hooker.

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  38. gg says:

    wow that does remind me of Graves disease. HOpe she doesn’t have it.

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  39. I think she looks a lot better now versus back in 2004. When she won ANTM, I thought she looked like man with a pretty face. And now with a few extra pounds and the long hair, she looks like something I would love to penetrate repeatedly. Great move, Yoanna – well done!

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  40. snowball says:

    For those that remember her on ANTM, she had/has horrible issues with her body image. She was always overweight until she started modeling, where she got freakishly skinny.

    She hasn’t had any eyework done, she’s just opening them wider and the “today” shot is larger than the earlier one.

    So she had boobs done, gained some much needed weight, changed her hair, isn’t wearing much of a color on her lips or eyes, did something unfortunate to her beautiful pale skin and has had a baby and aged 6 years. No nose job, no extensions – and if she’s wearing them, so? Isn’t every other person wearing them now?

    I’m not getting the, “she looks different so she looks like a hooker,” thing. If she was wearing the same makeup as in the early picture and had her hair, eyebrows and skin the same color, she’d look…uh, 6 years older with breast implants.

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  41. Kim says:

    WHY? WHY? WHY? She was so pretty before and now she is a plastic Heidi. What a shame. What is with these young girls getting all this surgery? I think they need to see a therapist before a surgeon.

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  42. lucy2 says:

    I saw that elsewhere, couldn’t believe that was the same person!
    I think the nose, cheeks, lips are still the same, but there is definitely something up with her eyes. The whole upper half of her face looks completely tight and frozen, and it’s the same in every photo. Weird! And kinda creepy.

    The boob job was modest at least. Though it seems like many who go modest at first end up having cartoon boobs put in later.

    She looks a lot older too, and that seems more and more common with women who do too much surgery. Something about getting nipped and tucked automatically vaults you into the 40+ look, no matter how old you really are!

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  43. Yikes! She’s starting to look like Katie Price or that other redhead model/famewh*re. Can’t remember her name.

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  44. fizXgirl314 says:

    wow, she looks like she surgically installed a crazy look in her eyes… what an utterly dumb effing move!!!

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  45. Ruffian9 says:

    I’d love to look like her ‘before’ pic. The great pixie cut, pretty pale skin, small chest. What a shame, what she’s done to herself.

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  46. Pia says:

    Brow lift for sure, and she looks like she’s had her nose thinned a bit. It’s too bad, really. She was striking before, and now she looks possessed.

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  47. Erin says:

    @midlifebachelor – So now middle aged men will want to fuck her? is that supposed to be a good reason for getting plastic surgery? maybe i should consider consulting the middle aged men of America to see what i could do to make myself more fuckable like Yoanna, eh?

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  48. CB Rawks says:

    Her eyes are scary empty, wide and vapid. I’m not entirely sure she can close them, so that’s the main difference.
    Her lips are the same she just has different lipstick. So bizarre how people can’t wrap their heads around minor differences like that one.
    Her jaw is the same.
    Her boobs are bigger of course. That could be due to surgery, a baby, or chicken cutlets.

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  49. EMV says:

    to me it just looks like new boobs, hair and a tan, he eyes have always been big and sometimes scary

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  50. Kate says:

    Who wins a modeling competition and then ruins her face?? I think her nose and lips are probably the same but her eyes are TOTALLY different! And is there something wrong with her teeth? Why won’t she really smile? She’d be so much prettier. This is just a crime against nature.

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  51. Cat says:

    Wow, that just makes me feel sad. What a waste of good looks!

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  52. Dani says:

    I actually saw the “after” picture of her and started laughing because she immediately reminded me of that runaway bride. The one a few years back who got cold feet and claimed to be kidnapped when she really just ran away? The one who always had her eyes wide open? The minute I saw Yoannas eyes, I thought of her:

    http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/03/20/jenniferwilbanks_narrowweb__300x468,0.jpg

    Twins maybe

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  53. Em says:

    I am going to have nightmares about that face… those eyes!

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  54. mooshoo says:

    the bugged out eyes are because she’s wearing color contacts.

    unless you get the kind that is just sort of transparent (but tinted another color), the contacts have the color pattern printed on them. normally, the pattern you see in people’s eyes is coming from within the eye — but with that kind of color contact, the pattern is just sitting on the surface of your eyeball.

    does that make sense?

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  55. ligeia says:

    she looks same except for orange color. her boobs could be bigger cause of baby and just pushed up, hard to tell unless you see her in a bikini or something. not digging the california girl makeover though ugh she looks like every other bimbo around here now= lay off the orange, lady

    her lips are same size though, look how full they are in the before picture, it’s just the gross colored nude lipstick making them look all weird.

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  56. @49 do whatever you think will improve yourself, if that is what you like.

    All I’m saying is that Yoanna is much hotter now than she EVER was before … regardless of the reason or method!

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  57. Erinl says:

    Five years should not age a girl in her twenties that much–I don’t know if she had surgery or not, I want the original Yoanna back. She was just so darn pretty! When people who were as gorgeous as she was feel they have to improve on their looks—well, that is just nuts. If she couldn’t get work looking like she did in 04, she should have told them to stick it.

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  58. Jenna says:

    Looks like she’s had some work done on her jaw also – she had a more square face before, now it is more oval.

    She’s definitely had eye work – even if she were simply opening her eyes wider as another poster suggested, it wouldn’t change the overall shape of her eyes.

    Also check out her nose. Its changed shape as well – more narrow. Unfortunate because her nose was much nicer before the work.

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  59. vlanka says:

    She looked gorgeous when she had that pale skin, I loved her so much, she was just perfect the body, the face everything, I don’t know why she had to do that to herself.
    The tan is just an insult!!

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