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I was just thinking last week that it’s been a while since we heard anything good or juicy about The Bride of Xenu, Katie Holmes. Despite the fact that Katie spent much of 2009 looking bloated enough that we ran several “Is Katie pregnant?” stories, she’s been keeping a low profile in 2010. I should note, however, that despite the faux-pregnancy bloat, Katie also spend a lot of time last year finding her own stuff to do, separately from Xenu. She went to Australia and filmed a movie, spending significant time away from Tom. She also filmed a movie in New York, also spending time away from Tom.
Still, Tom and Katie seemed to weather the tabloid storm claiming that they were done, and now we’re getting a little taste of some vintage Xenu gossip. It seems Katie might have been largely absent from the gossip world for the past two months because she’s been undergoing rigorous auditing at the LA Scientology center. X17’s sources have her there for hours and hours at a time, while Page Six’s sources claim that “This is exactly what happened just before she got pregnant with Suri… It is almost as if she is being prepared for it.”
Katie Holmes has been undergoing intense Scientology “auditing” — sparking rumors that she’s “being prepared” for her second baby with high-priest husband Tom Cruise. After promoting the Kevin Kline movie “The Extra Man,” and the dramedy “The Romantics,” at Sundance, Holmes is back to spending hours at the Hollywood Scientology Center.
Last week, she spent more than four hours there. A source told Page Six, “This is exactly what happened just before she got pregnant with Suri. Tom has made no secret of the fact that he would like another baby. It is almost as if she is being prepared for it.”
Scientologists believe the “health and the sanity of the child begin long before birth,” according to a church-run Web site, which campaigns for silent birth. A rep for Holmes didn’t return e-mails.
[From Page Six]
My father thinks Scientology is hysterical, and whenever he sees Nicole Kidman, he makes a crack about how she couldn’t handle being audited by two tin cans and a string. Chuckle. Honestly, though, the more I hear about CoS’s “auditing” the more I fear for Katie. Auditing can get hardcore, like psychological torture. Which begs the question… if Katie is spending all of this time at the CoS center, preparing to get pregnant again, why? Why does she need to be “prepared”? Is this a Rosemary’s Baby situation?
Katie Holmes in New York on February 9, 2010. Credit: WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Cults, Katie Holmes, Pregnancy
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I’m getting a Rosemary’s Baby vibe too. The Co$, while totally mock-worthy, can be quite frightening…and they ARE responsible for countless deaths.
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I fail to see how psychological torture of the mother prior to (or during) pregnancy ensures the health and sanity of the child, but maybe that’s just me. I think the Xenons are nuts, but again, maybe that’s just me. Poor Katie. And poor (potential) baby.
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They also record all the audits so that they have the CoS “sword of Damocles” to dangle over the heads of any members who try to make a break for it or get a little too chatty about what goes on behind closed doors there. Apparently they threatened to make public Nicole Kidman’s audit tapes when the GMD ended their marriage so she’d stay “schtum” on the subject.
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I just hate that they consider themselves nutritionists. I fear for the babies forced to consume nothing but barley water because some nutjob says that’s all they need.
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I hope she divorces that whackjob and gets free of Co$, their poor kids, between the Hollywood craziness and Co$ they don’t have much of a chance at normalcy.
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If we all feel this bad for her, it must be torture for her family.
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She’s been prepared for artificial insemination of L Ron Hubbard’s frozen sperm. Or Chris Klein’s.
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I didn’t think Katie had known Cruise for 3 months when she got pregnant the first time.
They met. Starting dating immediately. Then she was pregnant within 90 days.
I don’t think he had dipped her into the crazy pool before she got pregnant. I just had the impression he did not drag her into the hard core crazy till she had legally married him.
But I hold out hope that she will pull him out of the crazy pool. And run that cult off. She never strike me as being insecure enough to join a cult… but is smart enough to run them off when she gets the first opportunity.
Until Cruise renounces the cult. He is never going to get past looking like a loon in the US till he does.
And it is important to him to be the “movie star”… and not some joke. So it is time to cut off the cash flow to the cult.
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ITA with everyone that Scientology is whacked but keep in mind that Katie is an adult woman living in a free country. She has her own means to support herself so nothing is holding her back from leaving if that is her choice. She obviously stays because she chooses to…just my opinion. I think it’s sad that they bring children into the “religion”. They can’t refuse to follow the ridiculous teachings of Xenu.
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Hautie – I doubt Cruise will EVER be pulled out of the crazy pool. He’s been in it for far too long, and would probably die without his Xenu fix.
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Ok I can’t take it anymore—WTH does GMD mean?!?!?!?
kthxbye!
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All Katie has to do is look at how he got a hold of the kids with Nicole. She doesn’t stand a chance. The little twit. She has totally lost herself with him. I can’t stand the sight of her since she got with that little man.
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@sol angel. Search GMD in urban dictionary .com I don’t think it’s “copypasta approved” here. lol
Grand Master Douche also works for the SFW version of Let’s guess the Acronym!
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Katie is just so hated by so many. it’s really too bad.
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Whenever she is with him she has a hypnotic look on her face but when she is alone or with Suri she seems just fine.
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My Olympic hangover had me laying on the couch and my cable issues had me watching First Daughter with Katie. I have to admit it… she was so fresh faced and adorable, she’s just so lifeless now. I can’t believe I actually spent 2 hours of my life watching it.
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gud Gawd, the very idea of prepping her for anything via the world of Scientology, much less pregnancy, makes me think there is some crazee Alien inspired lab where they strap her into stirrups and perform experiments on her with turkey basters, while Cruise stands in an observation room above wearing a black turtleneck and tiny wire rimmed glasses, manically cackling everytime someone yells “Clear”!
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@solangel: Gay Midget Dwarf is the only GMD I know… not that I’m saying it’s true or I’m condoning it (fingers crossed).
@constance:: is it really in the Urban Dictionary? Why couldn’t you just write it here. If my comment doesn’t get published I’ll have my answer.
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I checked the urban dictionary and that is the first definition. I think Lainey has it on her website as well. Love it!
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Maybe Katie is just there doing IVF becuse we all know Tom is not Suris father.
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Scientology is completely suss but so is X17 ……. “sources for X17″….seriously folks…!
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She actually looks nice here. But is she a bit drunk? That Suri needs a young child in the house. She will not cope with not being the center of attention.
I do not feel sorry for Katie, she is an adult woman who made her choices and doesn’t seem to be complaining about them.
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@free: We don’t hate Katie, we pity her. You might be a little confused.
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Aww poor Joey Potter. These auditing sessions sound really scary.
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I agree @Ursula Katie did make these decisions. You can look for a youtube intervew from last year with Marc Headley who was at Scientology’s Gold Base, at the time the TomKat union was formed. She must have smelled something was up when her meeting with Cruise was set up at the Scientology celebrity center in LA. But even if you toss aside the utter lack of critical thinking, there are a few problems. She likely has a contract with Cruise which by itself would be embarrassing. And let’s say they both DID want out, there’s the blackmail factor. These auditing sessions are not only written and kept in “confidential folders” (tho they’ve recently violated the confidentiality of defectors like Amy Scobee and revealed personal info), but as of sometime last decade, they were also secretly recorded. Jason Beghe, an actor who defected mid ’08 talks about that.
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She got that helmet-head thing going for her from having to wear the space suit stuff.
Tell Stumpy to stop smokin’ that crack
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Katie Holmes is still one the the most beautiful, and refined celebrities out there. She gets my vote every time.
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