Mar 11
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Marion Cotillard for forehead tittaes

This faux ad for Funny or Die made me laugh so hard I’m crying. It’s hysterical. I only tested it on one man, my dad (I’m visiting) and my mom, and my dad was unamused but admitted that it’s accurate. My mom thought it was just as funny as I did. So are men unamused by this ad because it hits too close to home, or was it just my dad? Guys please respond to this post and let me know if you think this is funny! Also please test it out on your men and comment.

The ad stars Oscar winning French actress Marion Cotillard along with Taraji P. Henson, Lesley Anne Warren and William Fichtner.

We don’t hear much gossip about Marion Cotillard, but there’s news that she’s set to star in a new Woody Allen film alongside Owen Wilson and Rachel McAdams. The project is not yet titled and will be set in France.

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Posted in Funny, Marion Cotillard, Taraji P. Henson


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22 Responses to “Marion Cotillard for forehead tittaes”

  1. Bee says:

    I’m going to run out and buy myself some forehead titteas ASAP! No woman should ever leave home without them.

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  2. Kaiser says:

    Marion is so cute! God, I can’t believe Taraji is in it too?!? That’s random, but she’s really selling it.

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  3. sonola trip says:

    Well I’m not a guy but you can add me to the list of women who laughed like hell!

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  4. Peach says:

    I made a wheezing sound I was laughing so hard. But the husband merely chuckled.
    Ugh.
    Mens.

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  5. mtb says:

    That is the BEST invention EVER! And what is it with guys and women’s breasts anyway? It’s not as if we talk to/stare at their crotches when we engage them in conversation. (Although, I’ve often wanted to do that when talking to a man who preferred to talk to my breasts. “Helllloooo!! Anyone listening in those pants??”) I would humbly request that there is a “penis” version of this fabulous product too. If men are going to “size” up women by the size of their breasts, we should be able to “size” them up as well. Just to even up the playing field a bit.

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  6. meme says:

    That’s hilarious. Love Marion; such a great actress and beauty

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  7. DoMaJoReMc says:

    @ mtb: LOL! I love it and I also think there should be a level playing field! Good call, sign me up for the ‘penis version’…..btw, I have a LARGE forehead!

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  8. ceenitall says:

    I loved that Lesley Anne Warren titaes were a little saggy and pointing south.

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  9. Olivier says:

    The ads would have been relevent with an actess who have titties. Marion is just flat, so nobody would talk to her titties.

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  10. Solveig says:

    LOL! I first saw this video in some link on DListed and I was laughing my a. out! Glad you posted it here on CB.
    She is sooooo beautiful and the fact that she is so unpretentious and funny makes me like her even more.

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  11. ViktoryGin says:

    LOL.

    Saw this the other day after Heidi Montag’s sore attempt at comedy. I love Marion’s French accent when she says “tittaes”. It makes the product seem legit in a way that the American accent can’t capture.

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  12. Ana says:

    There’s nothing sexier than a woman with a sense of humor! She’s gorgeous.

    I thought it was funny, but I didn’t dye laughing or anything. It may have to do with me being flat chested and never having the problem of guys look me in the eye.

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  13. Cletus says:

    I dunno, I pretty much ONLY look at a dude’s package when I talk to him. Because I don’t really care what he’s SAYING, you know?

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  14. isabelle says:

    She’s a beauty: with or without tittaes on her forehead.

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  15. shorty40 says:

    I’m a woman and didn’t find this amusing at all. Incredibly stupid, in my opinion.

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  16. Irwink says:

    I think it’s hysterical.It also hits
    home for me,I would probably look at
    the face nore and I am 62yrs.old but
    not blind or dead.

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  17. Gossip says:

    I’m a lesbian but I didn’t think it was hysterical. It was cute, but I didn’t laugh hard or anything. Marion is beautiful though.

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  18. Bandie says:

    It would’ve more hilarious, if they masqueraded this as a serious advertisement. Hopefully, people will be more gullible than I expect.

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  19. Bandie says:

    Oh and wow, Marion has a sexy voice. :” D

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