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This should be our new game. After we finish playing “Weave, Toupee or Plugs?” with Billy Bob Thornton, we should do Nicolas Cage. For my turn on this one, I’m going to say plugs. It doesn’t look like a toupee to me, just because I think I see the hair follicles man-handled into Billy’s scalp. And it’s definitely not a weave, because there was nothing to “weave” that sh-t into before. So, Billy got plugs. So much for being hardcore. So much of being artist. Now he’s just some old dirt bag who gets plugs and dyes them an extravagant chestnut color.
Do you think Angelina Jolie lays in bed at night looking at Brad Pitt’s ugly goat beard and thinking to herself “It could totally be worse”? Because she could have stayed married to this.
Now, of course, Billy did used to be cool, in my opinion. I loved him in the 1990s, and even in the early part of the first decade. Monster’s Ball anyone? I even loved Bandits (more for La Blanchett). But then he and Angelina split and he began focusing on his “music” and everything went downhill. Not even his solid performance in Eagle Eye (and that was a surprisingly good action movie) had me liking him again. Of course, this happened too. Douche. So now we have the hair plugs as instant-visual-indicator of his grossness.
I think this one is my favorite:
Is that Billy’s shameface? Or am I being blinded by his wave of shiny brown locks?
Sidenote: I wrote this whole damn thing, and it just now occurred to me who Billy reminds me of! For all of the Arrested Development fans – remember when Tobias (David Cross) got hair plugs, and his hair kept getting stronger at the expense of his health? David Cross with that ridiculous hair piece (that bled!), that’s what Billy reminds me of!
Billy Bob Thornton at Showest in Las Vegas on March 18, 2010. Credit: WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Billy Bob Thornton, Hair
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Maybe it’s a lace wig?
Kaiser, that was Hilarious, LOOOL
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LMAO! Kaiser, I can’t stop laughing at your descriptions. He looks even more ridiculous next to the Rock (why is he posing like that?), like Quagmire come to life or something.
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Billy Bob Thornton: Jerk, moron,or jack#&s – I still have a bowl of mashed potatoes I want to gift him if he ever grows the balls to travel north of the border.
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Kaiser, I laughed out loud! I could totally imagine Angelina in bed thanking her lucky stars!
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Off topic – HOW HOT IS THE ROCK??????
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Bahahahahahahahaha! Thanks I needed a chuckle.
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looks like a lacefront wig–like Travolta’s.
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He really dresses badly for an actor that has money. Someone please cally Billy Bob a damn stylist!!
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@ Dorothy: I KNOW!!!! yummy
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What is it about those plugs, every guy who gets them has them a little too long and they look like long bangs, and just scream FAKE!!! Between that and the weird coloring, it’s…odd.
Tobias: How’s my hair?
Michael: It’s sucking the life out of you.
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definately plugs. the shit looks like it it stapled in by an enthusiastic 2 year old!
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New hair, same douche. This sap-sucking icehole won’t forget! Mashed potato, indeed.
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From another sap sucking icehole, I will never forget either! Billy Bob Thorton (even his name makes me sick)is the biggest douchebag there ever was. His pathetic career is long over. I have never watched another BBT movie since and will NEVER watch one again! His gross hair plugs now match his gross face and personality.
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jeez kaiser…. pretty harsh today. TGIF to you too
I think old Billy Bob is probably the ONLY person on the planet who truly knows the “real” St. Angie, and I think they were the perfect couple. I bet Maddox feels the same too.
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Toupee or not toupee? That is the question.
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Aren’t Plugs always frizzy?? Al Pacino. I’ve never seen nice-looking hair that was plugs but I could be wrong.
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The hair does make him look younger, but those pasty, skinny arms are beyond deplorable. Wow! The Rock is looking better than ever! He is surely sexual fantasy material and I’m going to save this pic in my bookmarks because just looking at him makes me happy.
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He so hot right now.
NOT!!!
I charge him twice to do his nails.
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I thought that was a picture of tom cruise..enough said
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You know Maddox is off chuckling to himself as he trashes those boxes of Ms. Clairol. And to think…THIS could have been his father. *gags*
You know Johson is thinking ‘how long do I have to stand next to this goob’.
Just goes to show that in Hollywood, one day you’re Slingblade and the next you’re what the Rock cooked.
On a side note, if i were Laura Dern I’d be dancing naked with giggles that Thornton is outta my life. She soooo barely escaped his clutches.
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I agree. Very strange
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