One of the big stories last week that no one really gave a sh-t about was the whole “Charlie Sheen is cheating on Brooke, with a hooker/“model” that In Touch Weekly was trying to make into the second coming of the Jesse James scandal. The problem? No one really cares about Charlie anymore. We know he’s a f-cked up man, and most of us are like “meh”. Plus, the most interesting part of the story was that Charlie would visit his mistress wearing a “disguise” – a 1970s pornstache. Even with our collective yawn, however, Charlie seemed disturbed by In Touch Weekly’s report, and has been acting crazy ever since. In Touch Weekly and TMZ note that Charlie “pulled a Britney” and shaved his head. TMZ has the shaved head photos here, but In Touch is letting us use the one of Charlie with a knit cap over his newly-shorn bald head (above). Here’s more:
Yes, Charlie Sheen “pulled a Britney” and shaved his head — and only In Touch has the jaw-dropping photo proof. Wearing a knit cap, the Two and a Half Men actor was spotted in LA sans his dark hair — and insiders say his extreme makeover may be part of a bigger agenda.
“People think he’s trying to avoid having his hair tested for drugs,” a family friend tells In Touch of the troubled star, who is currently in professional treatment and facing domestic violence charges after his infamous Christmas Day fight with wife Brooke Mueller.
Despite his rep’s claims that Charlie began seeking help in February as a “preventative measure” for his past drug and alcohol issues, those close to the star are not convinced that he’s doing better.
“His behavior has been so erratic that his friends and family are concerned. He isn’t keeping in contact with anyone that he used to right now,” the friend adds. In better news on the follicle front, it looks as though Charlie also lost his fake mustache, which he wore as a disguise while meeting up with his mistress, lingerie model/paid escort Angelina Tracy. In Touch exclusively revealed Charlie’s affair earlier this week.
[From In Touch Weekly]
Do you care yet? Would you care more if you saw an awesome image of Charlie Sheen in a pink wig? Yes, I thought so. So, is Charlie Sheen back to the crazy? Isn’t a better question, “Did Charlie ever leave the crazy?” Charlie and the crazy are tight, and have been for some time.
In one other related story, In Touch also claims that Charlie’s affair is like the hooker that broke the coke mule’s back. Tortured metaphor? I don’t think so. According to Brooke’s “friend” she’s finally had enough. Now? Really?
After In Touch exclusively revealed Charlie Sheen’s secret affair with lingerie model (and paid escort) Angelina Tracy, the actor adamantly denied any wrongdoing — but his wife, Brooke Mueller, isn’t buying the excuses.
“Brooke doesn’t believe Charlie’s statement about why he was with Angelina. It’s a joke to her — she doesn’t think any part of what he is saying is true,” a close friend of Brooke’s tells In Touch about Charlie’s public explanation that he was only seeing buxom blonde Angelina to help a fellow addict as part of his recovery program, despite an onlooker witnessing the two kissing on the lips.
Siding with In Touch’s report, Brooke firmly believes Charlie — who donned a cheesy mustache as part of a disguise he wore during one of visits with Angelina — has been unfaithful.
“She knows he was seeing this girl behind her back and cheating. Brooke thinks there were many women he was seeing while they were married. She feels betrayed and hurt right now,” the friend adds.
Charlie’s illicit trysts come during a crisis in his just-under-two-year marriage: both the Two and a Half Men star and his real estate investor wife are receiving professional treatment after a Christmas Day fight that has left Charlie facing domestic violence charges.
[From In Touch Weekly]
I’m thinking In Touch just did this one as a way to verify to us that the story is true – like, “See, Brooke believes it!” The problem is not whether or not we believe it – which I do – but whether donning a fake mustache and going back to blow is the craziest sh-t Charlie has done this week. It all just seems to PG. Charlie’s doing crazier sh-t, I can feel it.
Header photo courtesy of In Touch Weekly.
Wow, looked up his age and he’s only 44…WTF. In that top photo he looks easily ten years older. Must be all the drug use and, y’know, the fucking insanity.
I don’t think the drugs and all that making him look older than 44, I think it’s his nose.
He has the nose of an old man.
Maybe cocaine does that to a nose?
Excessive pickin or pullin?
I dunno, but he needs a nose job.
Drug. Testing. Hair is like the longest history test of drugs in a person’s system EVER. Don’t want ’em to know? Shave your head!
Charlie and the crazy have been such good friends for so long now, they probably finish each others’ sentences.
As far as Brooke goes, she knew what she wanted, she pursued it, and she got it. Shame on her for getting all malignant about it now that it’s come to full fruition.
@ popcorny: Great theme for a PSA about staying off drugs! “Look what cocaine use does to your nose! You’ll look like Charlie Sheen!” AAAGH!
Okay this may be a total DUH! question but wouldn’t any hair work for drug testing?
Wouldn’t leg hair work just as well?
I suspect that he shaved/waxed everything. Bet he found a whore to do the bits he couldn’t, like butt crack and tant. Enjoy that visual for the rest of the day.
I think the reason people don’t seem to care about Sheen is b/c he is worrisome in a Lindsay Lohan kind of way; and so is his wife. They both have supportive families and money, so in kindness, I think the public wants them to use their enormous resources and get help for the sake of those babies. Geez. The privileged act like pigs.
Oh what I would give if Charlie did pop on a hot pink wig, jumped into his Mercedes and had the illegals that work for TMZ, chase him all over town.
It would be on a Live feed from CNN within 15 minutes.
The old Charlie from the mid 90’s would have done it.
But I am curious, is his show already wrapped for the season? Or was the bald head part of the show?
How is his wife Brooke even remotely surprised? Sheen has been a cheating womanizer for 30 years and an addict for many of those.If Brooke thought Charlie would change for her, than she is an complete idiot. Even more of a major dumb ass for having children with him. Some women are so stupid.
I totally believe that Sheen would shave his head for drug testing. He is a gross loser who seems to walk on water in Hollywood.
That was a good reading and educational. You definitely know your stuff!
Now there goes Charlie Sheen again. Will he ever learn or obtain assistance? Until finally he admits he has a problem, he is not going to change. When you are brought up in the surroundings wherever many people love and idolize you, people suffer a loss of a grip on reality and imagine they can do anything at all they want – simply because persons have told them that. It’s like a infant who gets anything they want by crying, and as soon as they are older and suddenly they don’t get everythng they want they start acting out – the terrible twos. Same principal in my personal point of view.