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I really think that my favorite moments in Lindsay Lohan’s “career” as a professional train wreck were those months when she and Samantha Ronson were still kind of talking and maybe dating, but Sam was still looking for a way out, and a way to make a “breakup” permanent. In those months, late last summer and into the fall, that Lindsay threw all of her tantrums and drama and hysterics on Twitter, screaming at Samantha via crack tweets, letting the whole world read her drugged-out insanity. Those crack tweets were enjoyable on some levels, sad on others, but they were always juicy stories. At some point, Lindsay stopped crack tweeting to or about Samantha, and took up other hobbies, and other subjects to tweet about.
Anyway, last night Lindsay went old school! She went to a club (photo below, notice the totally budget hooker-looking women she’s with) and she maybe ran into Sam. A few hours later, she got on her Twitter and accused Sam of spitting in her face (at the club, I think) and then leaving with Miley Cyrus’s ex…? See if you can figure it out:
When I first read this, I thought Lindsay was talking about a past incident, like, months ago when Sam allegedly spit in her face. But apparently she was talking about a very real incident that happened last night, in her cracked-out delusional mind. An hour later, Sam responded on her Twitter:
Yeah. We figured as much, Sam. Either this is total fiction, a delusional plea for attention and sympathy – much like Lindsay telling friends that Samantha abused her - or Lindsay freaked out and made something totally major out of something minor. Like, Sam said something to Lindsay at the club, and a small piece of Sam’s spittle landed on Lindsay, and Lindsay was like “OH MY GOD YOU SPIT IN MY FACE!”
Lindsay Lohan on April 18 & 20, 2010. Credit: Pacific Coast News.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Drama, Lies, Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson
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Ridiculous and repetetive puberty-style drama. Truly, nobody cares about the constant fabricated personal drama. GROW. UP. LINDSAY.
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I used to do that when I was a little kid. Me and my sister would be forced to sit beside eachother on car rides, and if i even THOUGHT I felt a flick of her spittle, I would scream: “MOM–SHE SPIT IN MY FACE! SHE SPIT IN MY FACE!”
I thought one grows out of this kind of thing past age 10…
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If only Lindsay would stop furrowing her brows she would look so much younger!
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Stephie wrote: “If only Lindsay would stop furrowing her brows she would look so much younger!”
True, but she may also want to lay off the smoking, drinking, and drugs.
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@TaylorB
We can only hope she’ll take the little steps to preserve her once pretty face. We can’t expect a complete 180!
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run sam run! lindsay’s tweets will probably start spreading some real STDs soon. don’t look too closely at them, the crack will get in your eyes.
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Sam should have used a brick.
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stephiespoon
well we should still keep to a somewhat standard. it’s not TOO hard to ask her to stop drinkign and smoking day and night.
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wow, is it just me, or does LaLohan look totes ready to kill herself in that top pic?
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She’s furrowing her brows all the time because she’s miserable. A lot of people start doing that subconsciously when they are unhappy.
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Shouldn’t you be used to it already? I mean about the spittle in a barb? I m used to it, it happens. When you’re at a bar and everyone has a few beers and in a good conversation and the music is too loud and you lean over to speak a little more loudly and ‘spit’, the other person flinches a bit but then just a quick swipe of your face and resume listening to the other person. Happens all the time….
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she needs to get her act together but something tells me she never will. especailly as long as people keep making excuses for her and giving her chance after chance.
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god, she looks rough.
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She looks like hell. @stephiespoon – I agree with the point of taking steps. I read a thing once that resonated with me. It suggested that if you are going to make a change, plant a seed, in a pot, on your windowsill, and as the seed grows, you grow. Make your changes at that rate and they’ll stick. Kind of a cool idea. IMO.
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By the way, post #8 under the name TaylorB is not mine. Are there 2 people posting under that name here? Mine has an avatar pic. Who is this other person?
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Actually, I think she does the furrowed brow thing because she thinks it’s cute. Like a duck-lipped puppy dog, or something.
A lot of her red carpet appearances feature a raised eyebrow, or a faux frown. I honestly think she thinks it makes her look clever.
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The guy’s face in the background says it all. No need for comment.
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Ha, Sam is so cool. I like her. I actually hope she DID spit in Blowhan’s face. If I were her, I’d do worse. Bitch deserves it.
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Doesn’t Lindsay have to undergo random drug test? If she is on drugs why isn’t in jail for violating probation? Just asking
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I wish I could spit in her nasty wrinkled washed up face and truly give her something to tweet about
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Kim – I’d say it’s much like how she was supposed to undergo a series of alcohol education classes, but was too “busy”. The judge gave her an extra year as an extension last summer. Do you think she ACTUALLY gets random drug tests?
Reading between the lines, you should see: judicial application of blow jobs.
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sad gurl
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Lindsay is a mess but I wouldn’t say Sam looks all that healthy either judging by those bottom pics. Girl has a very chalky looking complexion with some bad under eye circles.
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Sam would look cute with Kristen Stewart.
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In the first picture she looks like one of those drunk women living in a trailer that was arrested and caught on camera in one of those episodes of Cops
What’s with the fish lips?
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Spat, Lindsay. The past tense of spit is spat. Moron.
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While we’re on the subject of LiLo’s incorrect tense usage, I’m just surprised she didn’t say “spitted.”
And also, the guy in the first picture, with the purple towel thing and orange shorts looks just like my ex-boyfriend, moronic expression, scraggy beard, and all. Heh.
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God. How can you blog about Lindsay is LYING about abuse, how the hell do you know that?! And Like Sam isn’t as big of a crack wreck as Lindsay. Just because a person is an addict it does NOT make them less worthy and for you to spit on.
Sam trying to get out of the relationship? Yes because Sam is not gay, she is a typical butch-dyke that only wants to be with a hot, beutiful girl like Lindsay to get some of her fame and show everyone what she can get. Sam never has shown any affections towards Lindsay ever it is clear on all pictures. Lindsay has a heart, Lindsay is honest, Lindsay is in love and YES she is also an addict but Samantha KNEW that when she met her and Samantha is a total crack whore herself and being 10 years older it is pretty irresponsible to hook up with someone very young and fragile and play with their emotions just to get famous. Police reports indicate Sam HAS abused Lindsay. Horrible.
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You talk like it some sort of crime to not be perfectly healthy. It is far worse to talk degrading about a person especially in a GROUP. Lindsay only hurts herself with drugs, you are like 30 of you talking crap about one person.
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