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The new Eclipse trailer!!!! [I’m Not Obsessed]
New stills from Iron Man 2! ScarJo looks hot. [Agent Bedhead]
Documentation from Kim Kardashian‘s abusive marriage. [The Blemish]
This whole South Park vs. Muslim Revolution thing has taken a crazy turn. [Gawker]
Is Kristen Stewart the new Angelina Jolie? [Dlisted]
Posh Beckham: orange and boobtastic. [LaineyGossip]
What the acid-washed hell is Katy Perry wearing? [Go Fug Yourself]
Tiger Woods has been partying with Michael Jordan. [Bossip]
Beer-soaked Sparkles! Aw, he looks so cute. [Pop Sugar]
Doug Reinhardt spent $2 million on Paris Hilton. Coughhookercough. [Lightly Salted]
Rihanna‘s got a “major cameltoe” situation. [Evil Beet]
Will Jersey Shore be recast? [Yeeah]
Angelina & Johnny Depp are still filming. [Accidental Sexiness]
Bombshell wants to sit down and talk with Sandra Bullock. [Celebnewswire]
Joni Mitchell takes on Bob Dylan. What?!? [PopEater]
Oh my God, you have to check out this hot Spanish dude. [CoverAwards]
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hot Spanish dude looks like a frog about to be dissected
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NONONONONONONONO Kristen is NOT the new Angie!!!!!!!!!!! Does Wanted NEED a sequel???
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Interesting direction. What was essentially a subplot in the book seems to be the focus of this new movie. Wonder if they’ll show *SPOILER* (like anyone cares) Edward McSparklepants ripping off Vicky the Vampire’s head?
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Well he is technically dead….
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I think his acting is “corpsey”
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That movie looks awful. I saw the first two because I thought they’d be cheesy, romantic nonsense and I was fulfilled.
This just looks…bad. Like they were trying to bring guys in by making it look action-y.
They aren’t appealing to their core audience of women and gays.
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I thought the point was that they looked human enough to fit in. They look like vampires more than ever in this trailer! That would NOT fit in at a normal high school!
The books were bad enough, now the movies are getting worse and worse.
Is it over yet?
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Looks good can’t wait. You could actually believe sparkles was human in twilight but in new moon and eclipse they have caked on the white foundation and orange eyes and made him look more vampirish than human.
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vampire. flowers. the world is really ending…
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OOH I’m so EXCITED!@!! Can’t wait to see what they do with Breaking Dawn too!
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I really think Eclipse just looks so boring like, who cares?!
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Nothing about brett michaels??
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CC – I know… I was looking for Brett Michaels info, too!
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“It’s time.”
“Yes it is.”
Bahahaha. Well at least they didn’t take artistic liberties with making the dialogue anything other than laughable.
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The make up artist is bad. It’s like they’re trying to make Edward look bad which makes absolutely no sense. I guess because of Taylor’s face they’re trying to even out the beauty. Luckily Rob can’t look ugly but still. You have a really gorgeous guy and Edward is supposed to be really gorgeous. Why mess with a good thing. Make up department fail again. This can’t be the same person from Twilight?
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He looked corpsey in the second movie, too. Acted corpsey, too. Horrible, horrible movie; I imagine the first was a piece of garbage as well.
Get well soon, Bret Michaels.
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i couldn’t be less interested in that movie. i watched the first one out of curiosity and the second for lautners awesome body but my patience has worn thin for the franchise. will probably watch the last one for creepy cgi baby though
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someone please make a buffy the vampire movie in 3D with the original cast then have a cross over and have buffy beat all these bloody fans, and characters till they crap in the pants then dust their hobo druggy looking idol to dust.While people who read real literature abolish the exsistence of the abomination series known as twilight. BURN MF BURN! That is all.
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Bret is in my prayers. His condition can be a complication from diabetes, which he has. So sad.
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Each movie, they put more and more makeup on that boy. He is going to look like Ru Paul by Breaking Dawn.
I think Robert Pattinson is six kinds of sexy, but not in New Moon (or Eclipse, apparently.) He just looks drag queenish. Too much.
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Yeah they really are making Sparkles look like a queen, not even a decent one.Sad.I still want to see this movie though not gonna lie and its going to be in IMAX so he’s gonna be sparkling all up in yo face!
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U.S. films going downhill? Srlsy, this and LOST? Nobody in Europe watches crap like this anymore.
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Looks good to me, can’t wait. Sparkles is a vampire, supposed to be corpsey.
PS – I want to wish Brett Michaels a get better fast, too. We’re praying for you dude.
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I can’t understand this twilight-hype. It’s kind of stupid for me. But okay; everyone has his own sense of taste (:
And only one sentence: Kirsten Stewart is never going to be the next Angelina cause she’s just too untalented & boisterous.
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Dear Sparkles,
You all have the lowest I.Q of all the homosapiens, co magnuns and neadertals. Your origins from degenerated literature; clueless, bastard coated bastards with bastard filling, with zero personalities. That suck the life out of any sane veiewer to the point of suicide. Who contibute nothing to society; except to accelerate it’s rapid pace of self-inflicted, self-destruction, and emotionally constiipated BS. Be gone you unholy liver spots!
Dear Buffy,
YOU ARE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HIT TV SCREEN AEOUND THE WORLD AND WE EAGERLY AWAIT YOUR RETURN! ….please…save us again Buffy. The world is so sad without you Spike, and Angel.
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I’m sorry but the Spanish guy looks gross!
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Twilight sucks! Anne Rice FOREVAHHH!!
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only fuckin weirdo’s read or watch twilight.
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@viper. Oh. my. god. what’s the matter?
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