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I don’t mean to be nasty about a young girl’s appearance, but when did Ali Lohan’s eyebrows start looking so rough? I don’t even think it’s a plucking problem – the eyebrows look filled in with a Sharpie. Yikes! Also, I’m just putting this out there: Ali looks like she’s started experimenting with all of the stuff Lindsay uses on a regular basis. Look at Ali’s eyes! Lord have mercy, this family. Anyway, here are Ali and Lindsay at Millions of Cracked Out Milkshakes yesterday.
Meanwhile, the parents of these two upstanding milkshake-aholics are still at war with each other. Honestly, I hate when Dina and Michael start releasing statement after statement after interview about each other and their kids. It makes me hate them both equally, and it becomes clear that neither of them really give a sh-t about their kids.
Michael Lohan is ready to end his war. His war with his ex wife Dina. His war with his daughter Lindsay. His war with daughter Ali. His war with everyone he sees preventing Lindsay from getting help and anyone endangering Ali.
But Michael has one condition: he wants ex-wife Dina and their daughter Ali to sit down with him privately, he told RadarOnline.com.
“If Dina and Ali sit down with me and our lawyers, I’ll handle things in private,” Lohan told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “But if she refuses, then I’m going to go to Child Protective Services in New York and I’ll take Dina to court for other reasons.”
Those other reasons presumably are connected to Ali. Michael brought Sherriff’s deputies to Lindsay’s apartment last week to make a “welfare check” on Ali.
Michael says he has more than 100 audio tapes that will be extremely damaging to Dina and he is threatening to release them.
“If Dina continues to talk and say these things, I’ll release all the tapes,” he said. “I’ll release every last conversation with Dina and let me tell you, they’re not good,” he told RadarOnline.com.
As for Dina’s statements to RadarOnline about Michael wanting a conservatorship in order to get at Lindsay’s money, Lohan says, “From the very beginning, I wanted no part of Lindsay’s finances. If anyone did it was Dina and she took her to the bank. Dina’s been taking commissions for years. I never took one red cent.”
Dina told RadarOnline.com that Michael is a “3-time felon who went to jail because he robbed people of their money.”
To that Michael says, “I’m not a 3-time felon. I never robbed anyone. I went to jail for criminal contempt. Dina must be talking about her brother Paul who just got out of jail for robbing a 9/11 fund for over one million dollars.”
Michael continued to combat more of Dina’s claims, specifically that Lindsay and all of her children have had orders of protection against him for years.
“Lindsay never had a restraining order against me. You can look it up,” Lohan said. “Dina and her family have one against me because I beat up her (relative) for smoking crack cocaine at my son’s first communion party. Our life was fine and we were a close-knit family until Dina and I broke up. It was after our divorce that Dina began to distance Lindsay and my other three children from me.
“She is delusional, she needs help. All I ever wanted was to sit down with Dina and help our children together, first.”
Michael then released a statement saying: “If Dina wants to persist with the lies, denials and false accusations, I WILL release every one of the over 100 tapes I have of her stating the exact opposite of what she has been saying about Me and Lindsay.
“Bottom line is, this is and was about getting Lindsay help and providing Ali with a normal schooling and guidance. Dina has violated these things and more. But if Dina is willing to sit down and work with me to correct the things that need to be corrected, this all stops.
“But if she doesn’t and she continues to lie about me and the situation, I will report her to Child Protective services, take her to court for everything I can and I will prove every one of her lies and her family members for what they are.”
[From Radar]
Blah, blah, and Dina says Michael is so focused on getting guardianship over Lindsay because he’s broke and he needs money, to which I have to say, “Really?” I mean, Lindsay probably has more debt than Michael, so whatever. Oh, and Michael is worried that Lindsay will be “the next Corey Haim”. I’m sure there a lot more to cover, but I don’t really care. I’m still wondering about Ali’s eyebrows.
Ali and Lindsay on April 26, 2010. Credit: WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan
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micheal K will love Ali eyebrows
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Theres nothing wwrong with the girls’ eyebrows, for God sake!
She is just a teenager…
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@ Bite me…That was my first thought too!!
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Remind me to never get a milkshake from Millions of Milkshakes.
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…I am SO going to tell Michael K about this…
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How come she get a ride to make a milkshake but can’t get a ride to court when she’s suppose to be there?
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i swear that some of the photos of ali looked like ronson in a wig n’ faux eyebrows. they have some similar facial features, weird.
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is it in style now to have those awful eyebrows AND holey/shiny shirts?
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Besides the eyebrows I think this is the best Aliana has looked in my opinion , she definitely has mature facial features. Leave the girl alone , damn !
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Ali’s eyebrows look fine to me. The dark hair and fair skin do not photograph well, especially without full makeup to soften the camera flash. She is attractive now and will probably be very attractive when she is 20 or so. She’s a kid with a dysfunctional family. Leave her alone and go after everyone over 21.
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Gaaaah, these people! If there are grounds to call CPS, do it to protect the kids – don’t use it as an ultimatum! If he’s so dangerous – get a restraining order! They’re all psychos who must feed off the drama and misery like leeches.
Google old pics of Ali – what happened to that poor girl? Those eyebrows are just bizarre, she never had them like that before. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was joining Lindsay in her recreational activities.
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OK E-trad should SUE her… She is doing MILKAHOLICSHAKES and her name is LINDSAYYYYY
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Kaiser, it’s not just the eyebrows. She looks old enough to be Lindsay’s mom. And that comment was made with absolutely no rancor whatsoever. Actually, I think it’s sad. She’s completely missed out on her childhood.
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I think this is the first photo I’ve seen where Ali looks stoned. She’s got the exact same pursed-lips ‘trying to hold onto my shit; the lights are on but no one’s home’ look that Lindsay has been sporting for a couple of years now. Look at the photos! They’re perfectly mirroring each other. wow.
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I took my time to read the whole write up. In my opinion, Michael Lohan sounded more like a caring parent.
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i’m thinking that those eyebrows don’t suit her face well and BTW is her shirt ripped?
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she looks like young frida kahlo
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Why hasn’t anyone else mentioned that Ali’s shirt has a huge hole in the front? They both look so beat.
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See kids this this should be a global threat to younger sibs.. If you don’t behave, Mommy will force you to babysit your unruly older sibling!
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Those eyebrows are an inch away from Frida Kahlo
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I know she’s a teen but DAMN those eyebrows look sharp…
..and yes, Michael Lohan wants guardianship because he has a wedding to pay for..
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Agree that Ali looks like Lindsay in her ‘on something but trying to stay in control and look like I’m sober’ drug taking lifestyle
Its just sad
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She just went overboard with her eyebrow pencil and filled them in too much.
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You’re all right by saying she is just a teenager. Exactly! She is just a teenager so who the hell let her do her eyebrows like that, Yuck! And why did Lindsay let her little sister go out in a holey sweater, these 2 need help!
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He’s got a hundred plus tapes? What person does that kind of thing? Does he just tape every conversation he has with everyone, and keep them all? No wonder poor Lindsay is a hoarder. Her dad must have a room full of tapes he’s been hoarding for years. Sick man, sick family. Entertaining, though.
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geemee da charpee ripped-shirt-wearin cholla girl!
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Michael K. has already made his statement about that chile’s brows…and it is…classic Michael K.
Look…I am also part of the OMFG Brow club…and if it wasn’t for my threader and her painful landscaping of my brows on a monthly basis…I too would get a CLASSIC Michael K. statement…
If you are bold enough to “rock your natural brow” like Ali is…I say…ROCK ON WIT YA BAD SELF…(besides…SHE’S STILL JUST A YOUNG GIRL…SIGH!!!)
As for me…the physical difference of a post/pre brow treatment is ENOUGH to ensure that I am getting my face mowed on a regular…
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Teenager or not she shouldn’t be left alone. It would be different if she was in school, kept herself out of clubs and the public eye. But she is doing exactly what Lindsay did before she was 21. As long as she’s doing things that aren’t legal for a minor she needs the media attention on her.
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Im surprised she’s only 16, she looks older than LL in that pic and usually LL looks to be in her 40′s.
Kind of odd but Ali kind of resembles SamRo in the pic Michael K has posted.
As much as the Lohans make me sick, I blame their parents for their behavior.
What kind of father records all their kids convos…thats just sick.
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@ EarthWindFire:
At first I was skeptical about Michael Lohan, as well. However, I really think that even though he comes across as a DB, at least he is not living under the veil of denial like Dina. If left up to her, Lindsay and Ali would ride off into the cracked sunset. I believe that because Ali is only 16, SOMEONE should intervene. We have all commented on how bad things are in Lindsay’s life, and what a hot mess she is, and that she definitely needs help. Well, nobody else is stepping up here, so I suppose Michael is better than nothing. :/
O, BTW, I absolutely, positively think that Ali should be removed from Lindsay’s home. Oh, and does she EVEN go to school?
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Ali looks old as hell, and the Elizabeth Taylor eyebrows aren’t helping matters. And what’s up with the hobo shirt? I see life as a bag lady in her future.
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eeewww. i hope that place was handing out penicillin along with those milkshakes.
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when exactly does ali get “homeschooled?” girl’s a famewhore just like her entire family.
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I used to think Ali looked like a middle-aged woman.
I was so wrong.
She looks like a middle-aged man.
Oh, and Michael K. does. not. want.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/37036
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Michael should quit making announcements about “what he is going to do” and just quietly come out of nowhere & “actually do something”. Then he wouldn’t look like such a douche & people might actually get some respect for him.
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She needs a haircut (maybe with some bangs and a little layering) to soften her features. I think the brows are ok.
Maybe they can move the deposition to Millions of Milshakes, or Lindsay’s dealer’s house. You know she’ll show up.
Milkahaolic.
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They look tattooed on.
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wow, ali looks like my mother and I’m 23.
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Their dad seems like he does actually care at face value. Not saying he does but his wanting to have Ali removed from Dina’s care sounds like a pretty good idea to me. I wouldn’t have her live with him. Perhaps they can do something along the lines of what they did with Frances Bean in letting her live with her grandparents?
They should just let Lindsay go on doing whatever it is she does and take Ali away from Dina while there is still some time left. Her eyes don’t have that full ‘dead’ appearance.
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Where are child services?
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ha ha! this is April’s best headline, right here. good job. thanks Ali, for putting yourself out there like that. we appreciate it.
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just now noticing that in one of the pics, looks like lindsay is posing with a small fake Oscar or something.
do i need my eyes checked?
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