Brittany Murphy and her incredibly creepy husband, “writer/director” Simon Monjack plan to reproduce. Now all of the internet was completely against their dating and vociferously opposed to their union – and has remained so. And while I understand that two people “in love” don’t have to take the opinions of the internet community into consideration before walking down the aisle, the fact that 102 percent of the internet hates this couple should say to them, “Hey, this is creepy and gross.” And when things are creepy and gross, you shouldn’t add a baby to the mix. Babies can sense creepy things. It makes them cry. Why would you want to make a baby cry Brittany Murphy? Can you imagine any living creature, infant or adult, animal or human, that wouldn’t let out yips of fear upon encountering Simon Monjack’s face? Me either.

Brittany Murphy and her writer-director husband Simon Monjack are just weeks away from celebrating their April 12 one-year wedding anniversary, and now the couple have set their sights on another milestone: Starting a family.

At a W Magazine-Los Angeles Contemporary Museum of Art gala over the weekend, Monjack, 38, told PEOPLE of one his goals: “…please God, next year [we're] having a family!”

Murphy, 30, added “Yes! Yes!…in about a year” they plan to expand their family. But, joked Monjack, “apprarently [sic], according to the Internet, I already have several!”

[From People]

I cannot tell you how happy I was that People made a typo in their article, so I could insert my own commentary (the [sic]) into Monjack’s quote. Thank you to whichever typist at People is pressed for time this morning. The couple goes on to say they don’t understand all the negative press they’ve received in the blogs, but that it hasn’t hurt their relationship. It’s just made them stronger, and now they avoid going online. Isn’t it amazing how all Hollywood couples say negative press just makes them stronger? Los Angeles County must be located at the vortex of Pee Wee Herman’s “Opposite Day,” and somehow the vortex leaves the area in a continual state of denial. “Everyone saying we’re gross and creepy and Simon looks like that wad of hair you pull out from the shower drain just makes our relationship stronger!” As much as I feared the release of a Marc Anthony spawn, no matter what that kid looks like it will have nothing on a Murphy/Monjack hybrid. Can you imagine trout pout attached to that hair?

Pictures of Brittany and Simon outside Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2008 in New York City on February 5th 2008. Images thanks to WENN.

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