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Celebitchy Archives: Cannes
May
24
Kirsten Dunst looks decent for the Cannes premiere of Marie Antoinette


So the pictures are out from the pre-premiere party of "Marie Antoinette" at Cannes and Kirsten Dunst actually looks good. She covers up a little too much, but her sky blue dress is form-fitting, and dare I say - elegant. Someone clued the girl in, or maybe she got lucky.

It looks like the dress that Hillary Swank wore to the 2005 Oscars, but it's not quite the same. Kiki's dress has a horizontal sash built in around the middle and little applique birds on the skirt. Swank's dress had a criss-cross sash, a different neck, and a more form-fitting skirt.

If only Kirsten would hire her stylist full time.

Posted to Cannes | Fashion | Kirsten Dunst

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May
24
Kiki wears Seinfeld's puffy shirt to Cannes


I have to admit I was waiting for these pictures to come out to see what terrible outfit Kirsten Dunst would wear to Cannes while promoting her film "Marie Antoinette." She did not dissapoint in plain black pants, a white 3/4 sleeve puffy shirt and ugly black flats. (Dita, this is why celebrities needs stylists.)

It looks like Kirsten is wearing the famous "puffy shirt" from Seinfeld. The original was donated to the Smithsonian, so she must have found this musty copy in one of the vintage shops she frequents.

We won't be the only ones to come up with the puffy shirt comparison. Like Britney's 70s porn bodyguard, it's kind of hard not to notice.

People is reporting that Kirsten told her friend to "chug" a vodka tonic while they were out at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood. She once said in an interview with Jay Leno that she buys cases of champagne from Costco and that's about the only thing in her fridge. Maybe that would explain her outfit.

Here she is with Sofia Coppola and Jason Schwartzman at Cannes today. We can't wait to see her outfit for the premiere!

Posted to Cannes | Fashion | Kirsten Dunst | Photos

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May
24
Paris Hilton calls Lindsay Lohan a c*nt; gets barred from another party


According to the NY Daily News, Paris Hilton played an angry voice message for friends from Lindsay Lohan, in which Lohan had some things to say about the "firecrotch" video featuring Paris and a drunken Brandon Davis.

The most hated bitch in the world, aka Paris Hilton played pals in Cannes a voice message from an angry Lindsay Lohan — and called Lohan the C-word, according to a spy spilling to NY daily News. Lindsay's anger stems from an incident last week when Z list, greasy Brandon Davis slammed her, calling her a fire crotch. During Davis's comments , Paris Hilton held her phone up so a friend could hear, as she smiled and laughed.

Now Paris'... publicist says [he] has never heard Paris used the C-word

Paris' rep argues, "I've never heard her use that word."

Lindsay admits she's "mad" at Paris and her sidekick Brandon Davis.

Maybe Lindsay will realize that the firecrotch video is the best thing to happen to her image since she was rumored to be considering charity work at an unspecified time in the future. She should just suck and up and relish her status as a victim this week.

Paris has been partying in Cannes, and picked up $200,000 just for showing up at a charity event. She couldn't have even bought her way into a Vanity Fair party, though.

Socialite Paris Hilton's feud with Vanity Fair is continuing across the Atlantic - she was banned from the magazine's party at the Cannes Film Festival in France. The glossy publication hosted a star-studded bash at Cannes' prestigious Hotel du Cap on Saturday night and despite Hilton's presence on the French Riviera, she was kept out of the event, PageSix.com reports.

In March Hilton was banned from the magazine's annual post-Oscar bash at Morton's Restaurant after she was blacklisted by the magazine's editor Graydon Carter. Carter said, "Paris who? She will never attend one of the parties I host."

That's awesome that bird face can't get into any more Vanity Fair parties. If only she would get banned from an entire country like Snoop Dogg.

Here she is in Cannes at the X-men 3 premiere and out shopping with Caroline D'Amore. Did you notice that we didn't post any pictures of her for two days? This took a lot of restraint.

Posted to Arrogant | Cannes | Lindsay Lohan | Paris Hilton | Parties

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May
23
Just what you wanted to see today: Kirsten Dunst in a bikini


Kirsten Dunst has a cute body when she's not covering it up in layers of ill-fitting vintage clothing. She's not too thin and her boobs are probably natural. She needs to do something about her teeth, though. I read an interview with Dunst in British In Style in which she said she thinks her teeth give her character and won't change them, even though her mother has urged her to get them fixed. It's not invasive like getting plastic surgery and people would say she made a wise move. She can even write it off her taxes. Dunst would have plenty of character left to go around if she got veneers.

I don't like Kirsten Dunst, but I'm not sure why - apart from her easily mocked appearance. She doesn't say rude or vain things all the time like Eva Longoria or Jennifer Aniston. She just seems kind of annoying. It's like she crashed the celebrity party and never bothered to try to act like she deserved the fame and cash that go along with it.

In these pictures of her swimming at Cap d'Antibes in Antibes, about 20 minutes from Cannes, she looks happy like a little kid and I kind of feel sorry for her.

Dunst's film "Marie Antoinette" opens at Cannes tomorrow.

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May
23
Cate Blanchett says working with Brad Pitt is "like chocolate"


"Babel," directed by "21 Grams" director, Alejandro Gonzalez, stars Cate Blanchett, Brad Pitt, and Gael Garcia Bernal and is a multi-layered film about miscommunication in the modern world. It is in the running for the Palme d'Or, the grand prize at the Cannes Film Festival. It is said to be in competition with Sofia Coppola's film starring Kirsten Dunst, "Marie Antoinette," and Pedro Almodovar's "Volver," starring Penelope Cruz. Pitt could not make it to Cannes due to the impending birth of his first child, but sent his regards.

Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett star in the powerful new film "Babel", an examination of linguistic, cultural and personal barriers that sweeps across three continents and tackles terrorism, immigration and suicide.

In competition at the Cannes film festival, the movie by Mexican "21 Grams" director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu is seen as one of the favourites for the coveted "Palme d'Or" prize, although there are eight films still to show.

Pitt and Blanchett portray a couple on holiday in Morocco when tragedy strikes, and their story is linked to that of two shepherd boys living in a remote village...

Blanchett praised co-star Pitt, who was not in Cannes due to the impending arrival of his child with Angelina Jolie.

An e-mail from him was read out to journalists before the briefing began.

"With the imminent arrival of the newest addition to our family, I am unable to join Alejandro, Cate, Gael and the rest of the cast and crew in introducing the film," he wrote, adding that he was "tremendously proud" of Babel.

Blanchett's words about working with Pitt were even warmer.

"In terms of working with Brad, it's like chocolate. He's glorious and wonderful and I really wanted to work with him for a long time."

"Babel" sounds like a rich, thoughtful film and with talent like Blanchett, Pitt and Bernal it's not surprising that it's a hit with the critics.

Here is Cate Blanchett with cutie Gael Garcia Bernal at the photocall for "Babel" in Cannes today. Her dress is a bit wild, but I really think it's lovely and suits her.

Posted to Brad Pitt | Cannes | Gael Garcia Bernal | Movies

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May
22
Sarah Michelle Gellar looks pregnant!


We know we're always saying people look pregnant. That's half the fun of looking at celebrity pictures so you can't blame us. Sarah Michelle Gellar wore three different loose empire waist dresses while promoting her film "Southland Tales" at Cannes. In some of the HQ pictures from Cannes, shown in the first row below, it really looks like she's trying to hide something. She also put her hand over her stomach while on the red carpet - a telltale sign!

Gellar is 29 and has been married to Freddie Prinze Jr., 30, since September, 2002.

She stars in "Southland Tales," "an ensemble piece set in the futuristic landscape of Los Angeles as it stands on the brink of social, economic and environmental disaster" with The Rock.

Gellar describes her character:

I play Krysta Now who is an adult film star but she’s also a reality television star, she has an album, she has a soda drink…she’s a multi industry and she’s in love with Boxer Santoros played by Dwayne (Johnson).

It sounds pretty interesting. We'll have to wait and see how the film is, and if Gellar is actually pregnant.

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Posted to Babies | Cannes | Movies | Photos | Sarah Michelle Gellar

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May
22
XMen 3 Cannes Photocall with Halle Berry, Rebecca Romjin and Hugh Jackman


The Stars of XMen 3 were on hand to promote the film at the Cannes film festival. Halle Berry, Rebecca Romjin, Hugh Jackman, Anna Panquin, and Famke Janssen were among the celebrities at a photocall for the movie today.

Berry has said that she can't party as much as she'd like in Cannes because she's busy promoting her film:

"You're in this beautiful place but, when you come with a movie, what I've realized is that it is not really a lot of fun and playtime. It is worktime for us. But I'm hoping that, with Brett here (playboy director Brett Ratner), there will be some parties, so if I just follow him, follow in his dust, I'll manage to get to some cool party I hope I can come back another year, next year, when I don't have a film here, and just be a spectactor and enjoy the festival."

Ratner is indeed known to party. He has been linked with Lindsay Lohan and was said to have made the teenager jealous when she found him in bed with a hot model.

Halle Berry asked a BBC radio DJ if he was "having a racist moment" when he inexplicably decided to impersonate a "big, fat, black guy" by his own admission. People are saying that Berry overreacted, but asking if someone is having a racist moment is a mild reaction, and seems justified based on the description of what happened.

Here are the pictures from the photocall. Halle Berry is shown with Brett Rattner in the inset picture.

Posted to Cannes | Halle Berry | Hugh Jackman | Movies | Rebecca Romjin

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