Rihanna definitely appears to be moving on from Chris Brown. And it seems like she’s not letting that whole tragic debacle mess with her social life. She’s been out on the town a lot lately, and was spotted flirting with Wilmer Valderrama last Wednesday. This past Wednesday she hit up Nobu in New York City, where she flirted with Brody Jenner.

RIHANNA is on the rebound after her alleged beating at Chris Brown’s hands. The songstress was spotted at Nobu Wednesday night “smiling and flirting” with a group of guys, including Brody Jenner. “She was there having dinner. Her blond, female security guard was there the whole time,” said our spy. “Every time RIHANNA would go to the bathroom, the guard would go with her. Every time someone came to the table, the bodyguard would stand up. She was like a female James Bond.” After the meal, Rihanna joined Jenner’s group. “She looked relaxed and happy, like Chris Brown was totally in the past.”

[From Page Six]

Good for Rihanna. I think part of her is just enjoying being single again – she’s definitely socializing and flirting a lot. Yesterday she was in L.A., where she had a private table at Delux (and two bodyguards). She spent the evening flirting with Frankie Delgado, and even gave him a “type” of lap dance.

“Snuggling” and “Nuzzling”, Rihanna was getting close and flirty with Bromance star Frankie Delgado at a private table at Delux Thursday night. The Umbrella star’s table was flanked by two big burley bodyguards, keeping other party goers at bay. A source on the scene tells RadarOnline.com, “Rihanna was all over Frankie Delgado!”

“She was snuggling with him on her couch and the two were all about each other,” the source explains, “Rihanna gave Frankie a lap type dance when Destiny’s Child’s song ‘Bug-A-Boo’ started playing.” No chance for a Chris Brown / Frankie D. bromance anymore! Frankie went right for the skirt, “he kept pulling at Rihanna’s white dress and she giggled, playfully pushing him away and then hugging him!”

Apparantly [sic], Rihanna was downing Belvedere vodka screwdrivers and Redbull and vodka, and “looked like she was having a blast.”

[From Radar]

It’s nice to hear that Rihanna’s having a good time and not letting all the terrible Chris Brown stuff ruin what should be a fun time in her life. I can’t say much for her taste in men. There’s Brown (evil), Wilmer Valderrama (disgusting), Brody Jenner (The Hills skeeze), and Frankie Delgado (Jenner’s supposed BFF – and they’re both co-producers of Bromance). She certainly could be choosing better. But it’s good to see her out and about, and hopefully she’ll let herself enjoy being single for a while before she gets into another relationship.

Here’s Rihanna at Delux in Hollywood last night. Images thanks to Fame Pictures and Pacific Coast News.

It’s the battle of the douches! In one corner, we have legendary asshole Joe Francis. In another, epic failure Brody Jenner. I’m not great at sports analogies so I’m going to have to let this one die here. On Wednesday night, Brody Jenner and his girlfriend were at hot Los Angeles club My House. They ran into Joe Francis. If you believe Joe’s version of events, he went to give Brody a hug and accidentally elbowed his girlfriend in the head. Brody went apeshit, and all sorts of punching-type shenanigans resulted.

Girls Gone Wild honcho Joe Francis and Brody Jenner were involved in a bar brawl at a Los Angeles club Wednesday evening.

Sources tells Usmagazine.com that the argument broke out at the hot spot My House after Francis accidentally hit Brody’s girlfriend, model Jayde Nicole, in the head.

“Francis reached out to grab Brody and ended up hitting Jayde in the head,” one source says. “Brody defended her, and it turned into a massive fight.”

Adds another, “Security dragged Francis out. Joe hit Jayde and was making death threats against Brody. Brody filed a police report.”

In an exclusive statement, Francis tells Usmagazine.com: “I went to give Brody a hug, and I guess my elbow accidentally bumped the back of his girlfriend’s head. I didn’t even know that happened until this morning. I was shocked.”

“Brody and I are longtime friends,” Francis goes on. “I think he was a little drunk, and he started yelling at me, but it’s all okay. He was angry. Brody’s girlfriend is the type of girl that gets off creating drama. She was winding him up. There was no physical altercation. I would never threaten to beat him up and I would never get in a fight. The whole thing was 20 seconds.”

Francis also denies that security kicked him out of the club.

[From Us Weekly]

Obviously you shouldn’t believe a word out of Joe Francis’ mouth. He’s a world-class minimizer. Unless it serves him to exaggerate – remember when he was held in jail for all sorts of tax fraud issues, and called it “The greatest miscarriage of justice ever”? Yeah, that made me happy too. I’m sure it was the major fight Us Weekly reported. Mostly because I want that to be the case. Nothing in the world makes me angrier than Joe Francis’ smile. It makes me want to sucker punch him. Twice.

The image of either of these guys getting the crap kicked out of them makes me profoundly happy. The idea of both of them getting beaten to hell? It’s almost too much goodness.

Here’s Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole making a quick exit from My House on Wednesday. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News. Header of Joe Francis and “guest” out and about during the Sundance Film Festival on January 18th. Can you imagine how many STDs are crawling around on that guy? Image thanks to WENN.com.

Brody Jenner has a new reality show that premiered last night at 9 on MTV called “Bromance” in which a bunch of guys live in a house and compete for Brody’s affection.  Based on the trailer, which features a lot of shirtless guys, therapy circles, drinking, and crying, it looks like a cross between “The Bachelor” and “My New BFF” but featuring guys with waxed eyebrows.

Now Brody has posted a video entitled “Bromance Too Bromantic? Nah!” on his blog to promote the show.  In it, he answers two questions: “what is your response to people saying Bromance is homoerotic” (to which he replies that he likes it when people think he’s gay); and “do you think the gay contestant on your show was into you?” (to which he sounds like the jilted lover because the contestant liked Lauren Conrad better).  Check out the video below:

[Video from BrodyJenner]

This sounds like a “thou doth protest too much” situation to me.  On the other hand, he openly admits in the video that the homoeroticism of the show (in the jaccuzzi no less!) generates hype, and if there is one thing that “The Hills” crowd is good at, it’s publicity.  First “The Hills” evolved out of “Laguna Beach,” now Whitney leaves for New York, creating “The City,” and Spencer’s fall from Brody’s inner circle is the premise of “Bromance.”  All the group drama creates new shows, which generate more drama that’s turned into new shows.

The biggest problem I have with this video is the fun that he’s having making up variations on the words “bro” and “romance.”  Besides the obvious “bromance,” he has now created “bromantic” and “bromantcism.” Let’s just hope that these don’t get added to Webster’s any time soon.

Brody Jenner is shown on 9/16/08. Credit: PRPhotos

Brody Jenner of MTV faux reality show “The Hills” is one of the many guys to have hooked up with Lohan recently. And by recently I mean in the past month. The two were seen “all over each other” at two different clubs in NY at the end of January. Lest you think Jenner is special, Lohan made out with Jonathan Rhys Meyers at a club the following weekend and was said to have made plans to see him afterwards.

MTV is supposedly hot to get Lindsay to appear in a new reality show featuring Jenner after they heard that she was on his tail. The show will center around Jenner’s sordid love life and rumor has it that they really hope that Lohan will come on board. Given that her movie career is failing, she is said to be begging everyone for cash, and she’s hopefully getting paid carry that tobacco cessation product around, it seems like an opportunity she shouldn’t pass up.

MTV’s begging Brody to nail down Lindsay for a show they think could be even bigger than “The Hills.” Enthused one exec: “It’s a dream come true – better than a soap opera because it writes itself. Women fall down dead over the guy. If you think Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, and Lauren create drama, wait’ll you see Broday in action.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, Mike Walker's column, February 18, 2008]

This sounds like it could be true. MTV has a lot of success with that Hills show, and since it’s a spin off of another show you could see them trying to create yet another arranged reality show from that same mold. Reality TV seems just about right for Lohan, too. She certainly courts the spotlight and it’s not like her film career is going to pick up anytime soon. Maybe the show should center around her, though. She seems to have enough constant drama in her life without needing to have it manufactured for her.

Lohan is shown trying to work that sideboob at the opening of Fendi’s redesigned boutique on Rodeo Drive last night. Isn’t she lovely?

Poor Lindsay Lohan. She just gets such a bad rap from the media. I mean, sure, she’s been in rehab three different times in one year; was videotaped swigging champagne straight from the bottle on a dance floor in Italy, and was photographed hooking up with three different guys that same weekend. But now everyone’s calling her a slutty boozehound, and it’s just not fair. Can’t you see that she is a talented, dedicated actress who is totally committed to her work? Sure, her alleged drug dealer in NYC is selling a story that she was frantically trying to buy cocaine from him while home for Thanksgiving last year, but it’s just not her fault. It’s a good thing she’s so focused on her sobriety, or these mean rumors might start getting to her.

The latest report is that Lindsay got “friendly” (Which is Blohan-speak for “sloppy sex in the coat check room”) with reality hunk Brody Jenner inside two NYC hot spots over the weekend. Keep in mind that Brody just did a cutesy little interview with People magazine professing his love for his new girlfriend, model Cora Skinner. Blohan and Jenner did their best to avoid being photographed together outside the popular spot Beatrice Inn, but once inside, sources say it was a different story:

Lindsay Lohan and Brody Jenner avoided being photographed together Friday night as the two hit night clubs in New York, but while inside they got pretty cozy, sources tell PEOPLE.

The pair were spotted “all over each other” at Beatrice Inn. They stayed about 30 minutes and then headed to another celebrity hot spot, The Box, along with buddy Frankie Delgado. Reportedly, they both lingered until 3:30 a.m.

“She likes him. It’s early, but they are more than friends,” a source says of Lohan. “He seems to like her back. They’re actually sweet together, it would be nice if she kept him around.”

[From People.com]

Hmm. “It’s early, but they are more than friends.” What does that even mean—especially in the context of Blohan, Super Whore Extraordinaire? I suspect she doesn’t even know how to be friends with anyone who has a penis. Unless the dictionary definition of friends has recently changed to “blow you for drugs and the opportunity to be photographed together at The Ivy.”

No telling how this will affect Brody’s romance with that model—but I suggest she get herself down to the free clinic ASAP. There’s no cure for herpes!

Note by Celebitchy: Please welcome our new writer, MSat.

Lohan is shown out in NY on 1/26/08. She’s obviously getting paid to endorse Ariva despite her denials. Brody Jenner is shown at the MTV VMAs on 9/9/07.

Aqua-spawn Brody Jenner’s fame whoring seems to have backfired. His father Bruce Jenner clearly didn’t feed the wannabe enough Wheaties … a little more Breakfast of Champions and a lot less empty calories. In a rank amateur gigolo mistake Brody gave a quote-rich interview to Details.:

Brody Jenner says he’s “horrified” by a profile written about him in the new issue of Details magazine.

In the article, Jenner and his best friend/manager, Spencer Pratt, are characterized as scheming to make Jenner famous – partly by dating or befriending famous people, including Nicole Richie, who Jenner briefly dated.

“Here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you’re gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right?,” Pratt says, as part of the pair’s alleged plan to seek fame. “You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that s–t, bro. You’ll be, like, a f—ng hero to America.”

via People

They likely thought they were coming off as Entourage cool but in fact are up there (or down there) with the Brandon Davis tirade as moving from unknown greaseball to universally-hated D-lister. Do not pass Go – Do not collect Tiger Beat award.

However, Jenner tells PEOPLE that the article unfairly makes him look uncaring about those he truly cares about.

“I have broad shoulders and can handle what is written about me personally but when I am misquoted or mischaracterized as exhibiting a disrespectful attitude towards someone I care about, I feel I need to clarify the situation,” says Jenner. “I genuinely love Nicole… I would never say or do anything hurtful to those I love and respect. I’m sorry it was represented that way.”

Yes Thanks for the tip about your shoulders Brody — broad yet oddly slimy … although in fairness that quote actually has the sound of an articulate defense – maybe even not written by a PR flack.

Still the quote is hard to defend … and anyone who has a symbiont that goes by the slash tag best friend/manager … and whom fate has accurately decreed shall actually be named Pratt – is getting what he deserves. The Urban Dictionary drives home the point:

4. prat
a self-aggrandizing, pompous ass. Someone who is full of themselves and, almost invariably, stupid as well. With a hint of ‘deluded.’

And even though his Mom defends him:

Jenner’s mother, Linda Thompson, has also come to her son’s defense, telling PEOPLE: “He has always been fond of [Nicole]. He dated her because he really likes her. He doesn’t have to date anyone for any other reason than he really likes them.”

We all know Moms just aint what they used to be … and those that have spawned this generation of privilege pimps should realize that just because they don’t have to do something … doesn’t mean they won’t do anything.

Showing she equates sex with fast food but gives it less value, Lindsay Lohan is said to have texted Nicole Richie’s ex and Laguna Beach Reality star Brody Jenner over the weekend that she was looking for “McDonald’s and sex.”

Usmagazine.com has learned that Lohan, 20, who entered L.A.’s Wonderland rehab center on Jan. 18 to treat her addiction issues, has been sending bachelor-about-town Brody Jenner, 23, sexy text messages for the last couple weeks.

We’ve eye-balled one particularly flirtatious sext-message that Lohan sent Jenner – former flame of Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie and Lauren Conrad – last Saturday night in which the 12-stepper, among other requests, texted that all she wanted was “McDonald’s and sex.”

When asked by Usmagazine.com to comment on Lohan’s textual pursuit, Jenner, who just signed a deal to be a spokesman for Scope mouthwash, said, “Sorry, dude. I don’t text and tell.”

Those are probably the only two things she can’t obtain in the revolving door rehab where she’s staying. Lohan has been seen out eating and shopping, and service people such as masseurs, hairdressers, and makeup artists have been called in to meet her daily needs. Now that future male prostitute Mike Tyson has arrived to keep her company, at least one of her texted needs can be met in house.