I always find it bizarrely fascinating when I find out two seemingly random celebrities have been best friends for years or use to date. In what has got to be one of the most bizarre hookups imaginable, Victoria Beckham has said that she used to date Corey Haim back before the Spice Girls were famous. And worse than that, Corey wasn’t all that into her. In fact, he didn’t want to have sex with Posh.

Victoria Beckham has claimed that ex-boyfriend Corey Haim didn’t want to have sex with her during their short-lived fling. The singer dated The Lost Boys star in 1995, before she found fame with the Spice Girls but the couple didn’t get beyond a cheeky snog.

‘We didn’t have sex or anything,’ she told OK! magazine. ‘In actual fact, he didn’t seem to want to try. The most we did was kiss.’

‘Looking back it’s hard to work out whether I really fancied him or if I was just a bit of a sad fan,’ she added.

[From Metro]

Not surprisingly, Haim painted a totally different picture of their relationship in an interview two weeks ago. And there was certainly no mention of not wanting to have sex with the woman who now beds David Beckham.

“When she kisses, she does this cool thing which I can’t say,” he said during a recent interview for a British television show. He then elaborated, saying “she does this little grr gnaw thing” that felt like “a girl gnawing on your lip.”

Haim says he dated the former Spice Girl, who is now married to soccer star David Beckham, in the mid-1990s, calling her a “soul mate.”

The “Lost Boys” actor says he met Posh Spice in 1995 when the Spice Girls arrived at a recording studio. “A car pulled up, and five girls in these crazy outfits pile out and are like these punk rock chicks. And then Vic. We lock on — sniper eyes. So I had to hang out with her, it was my obligation as a man.”

[From Fox News]

Hmmm. Nothing in that description leads me to the conclusion “this dude can’t get it up for a Spice Girl.” It sounds more like, “They had this awesome connection… I bet it was hot.” Except then you imagine a naked Corey… and a naked Posh… not so hot. For whatever reason, I’m more apt to believe Victoria. You wouldn’t think a woman would say something like that if it were untrue, as it isn’t exactly flattering to either of them.

Here’s Victoria Beckham at the 2008 CFDA Fashion Awards at the New York Public Library on June 2nd, and Corey Haim leaving the Newsroom cafe in Hollywood on May 7th. Images thanks to WENN.

The Two Coreys season premiere got explosive last night, with both Coreys admitting that they’d been molested or raped by different men at different times as young teenagers. The two appear to be in some type of emotional standoff with one another, as they face each other down and almost appear to try to one-up each other for the sake of drama and attention.

Corey Haim says he was raped by a friend of Corey Feldman’s, and seems to accuse Feldman both of knowing about it and possibly even witnessing something. The obvious conclusion/speculation is that Haim is talking about Michael Jackson, who Feldman was friends with in his early teens. Feldman also publicly supported Jackson during his first molestation trial. During Jackson’s second trial, he admitted that Michael had shown him some naked pictures as a teenager.

Feldman counters Haim by saying he was molested and accuses Haim of never talking to him about it. There’s some confusing back and forth between the two as they trade accusations about talking to each other while they were sleeping or some such thing. It appears like what they’re saying is legitimate, but they’re so dramatic in their discussion that it comes off as a little contrived.