These are some photos of Dita Von Teese and her young, hot, sexy, mouth-watering French boyfriend, Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac. You may remember, I’ve been hot for this dude for a while (as has CB). He’s just SO PRETTY. He’s so beautiful, I barely notice Dita, and she’s one of my favorite people, so that says a lot. This is what makes me believe that Dita is truly as amazing as I think she is – she landed this lovely French aristocrat, and he walks red carpets with her and looks down at her (because he’s super-tall and he towers above her) lovingly. Sigh… why am I not Dita Von Teese? I want her life for just a week. A week spent in bed with Louis-Marie.

Anyway, these photos are from last night’s amfAR event in Paris. I’ve been looking to see who did Dita’s gown, and no one has it thus far, so if you want to yell at me and identify it, go ahead. It looks like… Michael Kors, maybe? She looks surprisingly good in this deep navy, although I do prefer her when she does a brighter color. But even in a rather plain dress, Dita still stands out because she’s styled herself beautifully – perfect makeup and hair, simple jewelry, perfect. I love her. Dita WINS.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

In the Spring of last year, Dita Von Teese began publicly dating a young, hot French aristocrat. His name? Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac. He’s either 26 or 27 at this point – and Dita is 38 years old. Anyway, long story short, they’re still dating, they’re still hot, and they showed up to some events in Paris over the weekend and the photos are too good to pass up. This boy… goodness, he’s lovely.

These are photos from today’s Dior show – although I am including one photo from a few days ago, when Dita and Louis-Marie were in costume for the 90th birthday party for Vogue. Why is my head being filled with images of hot sex with a gorgeous masked Frenchman now? Sigh… it doesn’t even have to be with me. I would so watch Dita and Louis-Marie’s sex tape. I nominate Count Louis-Marie for Hot Guy Anyday.

Dita and Louis-Marie on October 4, 2010. Credit: Fame.

Just Jared points us to these photos of burlesque goddess Dita Von Teese, 36, at the airport in Paris last week with her new boyfriend, a 25 year-old French count named Louis-Marie de Castelbajac, the son of fashion designer Jean-Charles de Castelbajac. (Thanks Bellatrix.) The two were also seen together at Coachella in late April, with the NY Post reporting that Dita was “robbing the cradle”:

DITA Von Teese (above) has a new romance with a French aristocrat 11 years younger. The ex-Mrs. Marilyn Manson, 36, is dating Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac, 25, the actor-son of fashion designer Jean-Charles de Castelbajac and his stunning ex-wife Catherine de Castelbajac, who dated Bill Koch and the late Ron Silver. Dita and her new beau were recently spotted at the Coachella Music Festival. “We’re all shocked they’re together,” a pal of Castelbajac told us. “She’s really robbing the cradle.” Von Teese’s rep didn’t get back to us.

[From The NY Post, 4/29/09]

An 11 year age difference is hardly “robbing the cradle,” but you would expect to hear an obnoxious statement like that from Page Six. Back in February, Dita gave a revealing and somewhat titillating interview to the UK’s Fabulous Mag in which she said that she’s not in relationships for keeps and enjoys her torrid affairs with no happy ending necessary:

“I don’t think I’m the sort of girl who’ll be celebrating a 75th anniversary with a man. I actually enjoy rollercoasters of life, and with great passion sometimes comes great heartbreak. I think I’ll end up belonging to the club of glamorous women like Lana Turner and Betty Grable, who had big, adventurous love affairs. The road less travelled can be more frightening, but it’s a lot of fun.”

Then she pauses and adds: “The only thing is, at the moment I’m definitely not looking at musicians. I’m attracted to normal, sweet-looking guys in sweaters. I’m finished with the leather trousers and eyeliner types.

“You can have a rollercoaster ride with a nice guy in a sweater.”

[From Fabulous Mag]

Was Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac Dita’s “nice guy in a sweater” back then or is he new? He hardly seems like the vanilla type she was referring to, but it’s possible. Good for Dita for landing a hot one and 11 years isn’t that much. That doesn’t even come close to approaching the 28 year age gap between Madonna and Jesus Luz.

Thanks to Bauergriffinonline for these photos, taken June 2-5th.

Update I just found these photos of Dita and Count Jean-Charles out on 5/29/09 at the Terminator: Salvation after party in Paris. They’re shown with Princess Gloria of Thurn and Taxis, a pseudo-royal in Germany. Credit: Fame Pictures.