Robert Pattinson wants us to know he’s not hooking up with Bella -er, I mean, Kristen Stewart. He calls rumors of a hook-up “ridiculous” and “bizarre”. Or was he taking about his rat’s nest hair? Because those are the words I’d use to describe that stinky mess.

As we reported yesterday, the rumors around the New Moon set aren’t just centered on R-Pattz and K-Stew. Pattinson has also allegedly been hooking up with Nikki Reed. Notice he’s not muttering about “ridiculous” this and “bizarre” that when it comes to those rumors. I love it when I’m right! Yesterday, in my analysis of the Teen Beat-esque coverage of R-Pattz’s every move, my instinct said that R-Pattz was hooking up with Nikki, while simultaneously trying to get with K-Stew, who probably rebuffed him. When I look at K-Stew’s face, all I see is a player, a girl who knows how to keep a guy on the hook. R-Pattz is probably eating out of her hand!

Robert Pattinson finds it funny that tabloids are reporting that he and his Twilight costar Kristen Stewart are dating.

“It becomes a joke,” he tells Entertainment Tonight on the set of the New Moon sequel Thursday. “There was some magazine the other day about me and Kristen, and when you look at it and realize it’s on the front of a magazine… You realize that people are actually reading that even though how ridiculous it is.”

He adds: “It’s really bizarre.”

Still, the star finds his sudden rise to fame to have an adverse effect on his personal relationships.

“I’m always really worried about ruining their lives,” he says, adding that he worries he can’t please his fans. “Especially with people that aren’t famous. It’s such a massive change. I’m kind of a paranoid wreck.”

The paparazzi don’t help, he says.

“It’s getting photographed…” Pattinson says. “You have people who analyze your facial expressions to the tiniest degree. So you’re just trying to avoid getting photographed. You’re like, ‘Jesus, you can’t win.’”

From US Magazine

He sounds like a guy who got rejected, right? He wants K-Stew so badly, he’s like a little boy who throws things at the girl he has a crush on. Wouldn’t it be great if K-Stew made him beg? That’s a movie I’d pay to watch.

On another note, I’m starting to get R-Pattz’s appeal, but just a little bit. He seems like a decent-looking guy who never thought he’d be the object of all of this tween and cougar lust (mothers and daughters, united). If K-Stew ever gives it up, Pattz will probably turn into an utterly loyal and devoted boyfriend. But K-Stew would never do that – she’s having too much fun.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are shown promoting Twilight in Paris on 12/8/08. Credit: Fame Pictures

Carmen Electra’s rep confirms that she’s engaged to guitarist Rob Patterson from the band Korn, according to People Magazine. Patterson, 37, is said to have proposed in Las Vegas over the weekend, where they were celebrating Electra’s 36th birthday. He gave her a black diamond engagement ring with white diamond accents.

It will be Electra’s third marriage and Patterson’s first. They’ve been dating less than a year, but Carmen has already tattooed Rob’s initials on her body. She has the letters R and P overlaid on each other in a script font behind her left ear.

When I looked up recent photos of Electra I thought that she might also have some baby news to go with this engagement story. It’s hard to tell though, and The National Enquirer says in their latest issue that she’s had a lot of plastic surgery recently, including replacing her saline breast implants with silicone, having lipo on her stomach, and transferring some of that fat to her face and butt for fillers. If she’s pregnant she would probably delay that type of work.

Carmen Electra and Rob Patterson are shown on 4/19/08 at her birthday party at Pure Nightclub. She is also seen on 2/7/08 at Fashion Week. Thanks to Splash News.