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Mar 26
'06

Jennifer Aniston wants to channel her bitterness into another loveless marriage

Like everyone else, we assumed that the Jolie-Pitts were flying back to the states when they were photographed three days ago at the airport. That’s why we didn’t publish these pictures of Brad flying in Nice when we came across them earlier today - we assumed they were old.

It turns out that the famous couple flew to the south of France and that the unexpected venue afforded the Jolie-Pitts a precious few days out of the spotlight. These photos are of Brad flying yesterday.

Speculation is rampant that bitter Jennifer Aniston may beat her ex to the altar, and that Oprah will host the wedding!

Jen and Vince may actually beat Brangelina to the altar! “Jen has told Vince she’s ready to get married,” reveals a friend of the Aniston family.

“She just wants to be Vince’s bride - today, tomorrow, next week. She’s told him to name the day. As long as that day comes soon, that is.”

Life & Style Weekly cites a source that believes that Jen & Vince may be married before the release of their summer film opens.

And despite the sneaky way that Aniston got Oprah to endorse James Fry’s lousy psuedo-memoir (to promote the hoped-for film, for which Aniston owns the movie rights), Oprah has agreed to host Aniston’s wedding at her estate. Aniston reportedly wants a huge lavish affair to show the world how utterly petty and wasteful she can be. (She also probably can’t have the thing at her house since it’s overrun with rabbits.)

No matter what she does or who she attaches herself to, you can be sure that Aniston won’t be happy.

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Posted in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Jennifer Aniston, Oprah, Photos, Vince Vaughn, Weddings

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Mar 24
'06

Hillary Swank and Chad Lowe to renew their vows

We were wrong yesterday when we said that Hillary Swank and Chad Lowe were probably over. Guess they just don’t have photographers following them around everywhere like other celebrities. In Touch reports that the cute couple are renewing their vows:

The magazine cites an insider that claims the estranged lovebirds are close to a full reconciliation and as soon as that happens, they’re going to celebrate their reunion by getting married again.

Their second wedding will be a formal affair and Hilary is already shopping for an elegant bridal gown.

“Getting separated was the best thing Hilary and Chad have ever done for their marriage,” their pal says. “It made them realize that they were meant to be together.”

That is good news and we wish them all the best. Guess those pets were enough to cement their relationship after all. In related news, Mike Myers and his estranged wife also share custody of their dogs.

Posted in Chad Lowe, Hillary Swank, Pets, Weddings

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Mar 23
'06

Did Pitt call Aniston to warn her about a wedding?

Life & Style says that Pitt called Aniston to warn her to prepare for news of the couple’s wedding.

Phoning Jen from France [On March 14], [Brad] informed his ex that he was planning to get married again very soon.

“Jen had asked Brad to let her know so she could prepare personally and publicly for the media attention,” says a friend of Jen’s.

“But she asked that he spare her the details, and the call lasted less than three minutes.”

If this is true, and we doubt it, it may mean that the Jolie-Pitts were planning to get married at some point, somewhere - or that they did already get married and managed to hide it. If only they were friends of Chloe Sevigny, we could be assured that this is true.

The Jolie-Pitt clan traveled back to the States today. It looks like Angelina’s mother won’t get her dying wish to have her grandchild born in France, but with Jolie you never can tell.

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Mar 23
'06

Tom and Katie to get married on fourth of July

We have no clue if Independence Day has some significance to the cult of Scientology, although the movie of the same name certainly has some parallels with their belief system. Rumor has it that Tom and Katie plan to get married on the Fourth of July according to the magazines Celebrity Living and Star:

The celebrity couple will marry this summer, On July 4, according to another published report. Hollywood star Tom Cruise and his pregnant fiance Katie Holmes have finally decided on a date for their wedding.

[The Post Chronicle] reported earlier in the month that Tom and Katie are set to tie the knot on July 4 at the Scientology center in Los Angeles, according to Celebrity Living. The latest issue of Star magazine confirms this report.

An insider tells the magazine: “The dynamic duo will tie the knot at the Scientology centeR in Los Angeles in a four-day celebration. This is going to be a four-day bash; the biggest Tom has ever given.”

This isn’t the first time we’ve heard about upcoming wedding plans for the two, so take this for the rumor that is is. We are still waiting for news of Tom’s ex, Nicole Kidman’s supposed upcoming wedding to Keith Urban. It is a smidgen more substantial now that two gossip rags have jumped on the news.

Here are pictures of Katie and Tom out last night.

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Posted in Cults, Katie Holmes, Photos, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Weddings

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Mar 20
'06

The Pitt-Jolie paparrazi-tourism merger

So nothing happened this weekend in the Italian region of Lake Como, just like we said about three times. Clooney is always right, and he denied knowing anything about a wedding a while ago. He also said he wasn’t that tight with Pitt.

The poor residents of the area where it was supposed to go down were all worked up for no reason. They did get to cash in on the notoriety of the non-event, though:

The mayor of Cernobbio was feeling a little frayed. “We are at the end of our rope,” wailed the town spokesman, Giuseppe Salvioni, after a weekend in which the waters of Lake Como frothed with paparazzi, pranksters, helicopters and police launches.

Primed for “official duties”, Mayor Simona Saladini had put on her best clothes, had her hair done in the local salon and kept the registry office open for an extra five hours, until 6pm on Saturday. It appeared, however, that she had been strung along. The mayor, local residents, curious tourists and 200 journalists were cruelly jilted at the altar when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie failed to get married at the Italian resort.

There was no cancellation of the union of “Brangelina” and it was unclear whether the world’s most famous divorcees had been joined together in another hip European playground of the rich and famous, whether they had wearied of the wedding or whether they had ever intended to get married in the first place.

We think it was all a rumor to drum up Italian tourism and the paparrazi business, although neither seemed to be suffering before.

Posted in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Weddings

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Mar 18
'06

The paparazzi get rich taking photos of themselves

Yesterday we reported that it looked like not much is going to happen with the latest Jolie-Pitt wedding rumors. TMZ reports that it doesn’t matter if the wedding actually happens, because the paparazzi are getting paid just for creating a stir:

TMZ would bet money that there will be no wedding this weekend, but here’s the irony. The paparazzi who are spreading the rumors are the ones actually cashing in.

TV shows and magazines are running stories on the rumored nuptials and buying photos from the paparazzi — photos of the paparazzi swarming the town!

So here’s the business model. Start a bogus rumor, then charge the media money for the pictures you take of the others who are also spreading the bogus rumor — Capitalism, ain’t it something?

Meanwhile USWeekly has one off live blogging from the non-event at Lake Como:

All of the hotels around Lake Como still have plenty of rooms available, and no famous guests have checked in. Fences have gone up around Clooney’s estate but probably due to renovations that are being done. The place is muddy and messy and doesn’t look like it’s about to host a wedding (no caterers, etc.) Usually, when he’s due into town, there are staff getting the mansion ready, changing flowers, gardening, and opening shutters, but this has not happened.

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This reminds me of the google research frenzy I was in yesterday trying to dig up information on Gisele Bundchen’s new date. It turns out she was just having a business dinner. I so wanted to run that story and like to think that a few people would have repeated it.

Here’s Brad taking a flying lesson on March 15th. He has the same instructor we’ve seen with Angelina.

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Mar 17
'06

Jolie-Pitt Rumor Report

Reports that Pitt and Jolie are marrying in Italy has Italian villiagers and reporters all in a tizzy. A local hotel is cleaning up in what is said to be preparation for the wedding. It sounds like a hoax to us:

Some speculate that local tourism operators invented the wedding rumors to fill up hotel rooms. But three elderly men having an early glass of wine in a bar down the road were convinced there was more to it.

“They are cleaning the village and tidying up everything, something is going to happen,” said Andrea, who declined to give his surname.

We reported a few days ago that the couple was said to be planning a wedding on a boat in the middle of Lake Como, but that we thought the story was pulled out of someone’s butt.

Other rumors include:
Brad Pitt’s family supposedly wants him to marry Angelina right away. They think Brad should secure his rights to the children should the couple break up.

And skinny Angie is said to be planning plastic surgery should she have trouble shaping up after the baby is born.

Even if she gains a few pounds or sags in places, she’s sure to remain the favorite pin-up of lesbians everywhere.

Posted in Angelina Jolie, Babies, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Weddings

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Mar 17
'06

Keith Urban goes public with his romance with Nicole Kidman

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban at the Grammys
Keith Urban has finally admitted that he has a relationship with Nicole Kidman and is living with her. Extra TV reports that he referred to Nicole while he was hosting a country music event:

For the first time, Keith Urban is telling the world about being in love with Nicole Kidman. And while on the record, he admitted they’re living together in Nashville.

“For me, it’s hasn’t been as bad as everyone thinks,” Urban admitted. “You know, it’s not like their stalking outside our house 24/7, it’s not like that.”

Urban made the comments during a co-hosting stint on “Country Showdown USA.” While he wouldn’t get into wedding rumors, he did say there are some things he and Nicole just can’t do.

“There are certain things you want to go do together, and you want your mate to be there,” Urban said. “But mostly you just try and, you know, pick places where you shouldn’t be going because it’s going to be too crazy.”

Things got crazy a week ago when news outlets speculated that Kidman was planning a wedding because she was nowhere to be found. It turns out that she was just spending alone time with Urban.

The latest rumor according to Britain’s The Sun is that Kidman and Urban are planning a wedding in Nashville in June.

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Mar 15
'06

Are Katie and Tom already married?

Tom Cruise holding Katie Holme's hand with the caption: you're never getting away now
No wonder they’re fighing so much. The Enquirer is set to report that Tom and Katie got married in a tripped-out Scientology ceremony at sea eight months ago:

One of the church’s chaplains married the couple early last July in a ceremony at sea, according to The National Enquirer.

Cruise and Holmes, who met a few months earlier, are said to have exchanged rings emblazoned with triangular Scientology symbols during a Caribbean cruise aboard the sect’s ship the Freewinds. (They supposedly wear their rings only at church functions.) Holmes, who once claimed she would remain virginal until her wedding day, wore white, says the tab.

After the ceremony, the couple walked across a tiny bridge Ã¢â‚¬â€ a Scientology symbol for the journey to “total freedom,” sources claim. Scientologists John Travolta and Kirstie Alley are said to have been on the ship, where guests also celebrated Cruise’s 43rd birthday.

Katie’s family was not there, and of course Tom’s rep is denying it.

They were married in some freaky ritual. Now when they break up all of Katie’s thetans will come back to torment her with their memories of mass extinction and she’ll never achieve a state of clarity like Tom Cruise.

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Mar 14
'06

Pitt and Jolie to get married on a boat?

Three pictures of Brad and Angelina taking flying lessons
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are supposed to be planning a wedding that will take place next week on a boat in the middle of Italy’s Lake Como near George Clooney’s villa:

Friends claim the Hollywood couple - who are expecting their first baby together - are planning to tie the knot in the middle of Italy’s stunning Lake Como, where pal George Clooney has a villa.
The pair reportedly hope marrying in the middle of the lake will foil the media, following months of speculation they would wed at Clooney’s house.

This sounds rather far-fetched, considering that George Clooney seemed earnest when he said in an appearance on “Larry King Live” on 2/16/06 that the couple had not asked him to use his villa for a wedding. He also said he was friends with Pitt but that they weren’t very close:

KING: Did you offer him your house for a honeymoon?

CLOONEY: No but I will now. He can come there if he wants. A bunch of tabloids, all the tabloids had that that he’s coming to my house to get married. I wanted to rent a bunch of tables, you know, and put them outside and then get a bunch of like kids or something dressed up in tuxes and watch them in tuxes and watch all the cameras come by.

From what Clooney said, (and Clooney is always right) it sounds like the tabloids just make this shit up. It makes no sense that Brad and Angelina would choose to get married on a boat in the middle of the lake near a villa that an aquaintance owns. It’s pretty fucking stupid, actually.

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Here’s a Japanese ad featuring Brad Pitt on a motorcycle saying “please, check out my ass.” We thought he’d never ask.

Pitt was the face of Edwin Jeans, the “Levis of the East,” from 1996 to 1999. He has appeared in Japanese ads for the Toyota Prius and for coffee, but only lent his fame to one US ad - a Heineken commercial for the 2005 Super Bowl.

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