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Dec 29
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The Mother of All Time New Year’s Art


Our artist in residence created this original New Year’s illustration for us. He told me he wanted to work Brad in “as either a pattern on the hem of her dress — or in the background holding her purse … but it got a little crowded.”

I think it’s a double play on Angelina’s status as top mommy and vilified home wrecker, but the artist lets us read our own meaning into his work.

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Angelina Jolie, Art, Babies, Family, Kids, Photos

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9 Responses to “The Mother of All Time New Year’s Art”

  1. Mother of all time? I don’t think so. She is a rotten role model for women. Gets married three times and has a baby out of wed lock. Yikes, if she is a role model, socieity is really tanking!

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  2. Gimme a break, publicity ho more like.

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  3. Give me a break, “Mother of All Time” is meant to be a joke! It’s amazing that people don’t get it and instantly jump at AJ’s throat. Look what she carries in her right hand! I love the image, btw. VERY nicely done, bravo!

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  4. Stop hating….I was told a long time ago…There will always be someone out there that will scarifies something for love and Angie did it she had a child and gave brad 2 something that Jen never wanted to do why cuz here career…..so there Jen could not keep him. She thought her career was going to stay on top. But what happened …it went down….so the better women won…

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  5. I think the picture is pretty neat, don’t much care what it does or does not mean. I’d love to be able to draw a picture that so closely resembles the actual person.

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  6. nina you are on crack.

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  7. i think the picture is nice as well. Art even. Could probably sell it for some moola. I don’t care to opine about Angelina. I really don’t care what she does, has done or will do.

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  8. This artwork is superb! Who is the artist that is drawing these? I passed around the last one as a Christmas card!

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  9. Hey N.Y.Sailor Scout and Athena.

    I’m glad you like the pics … Celebitchy has been cool enough to try out a thing where I’m contributing art to the site every week … I’m glad readers are liking it!

    DK

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