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Celebitchy Archives: Kevin Federline
Aug
10
Britney gives K-Fed a credit card with no limit


Britney Spears has shown the world how gullible she is by giving her husband an American Express Black card, also known as the Centurion. An invitation-only card with a hefty $2,500 annual fee, the Centurion gives holders automatic first class flight upgrades on all airlines and offers access to airport clubs and personal shoppers at luxury stores. It features a personal concierge and travel agent. If you can think it up, you can probably get it with an AmEx black card.

In the 1980s tales of the "Black" no-limit American Express card were just urban legends, but Amex responded to the black card lore and decided to offer it to high rollers. Now rappers name-drop it in songs, and uber-rich people have the opportunity to go deeper in debt than they ever dreamed possible.

By giving K-Fed access to her Amex Centurion, Britney is essentially letting him empty any bank account he wishes. He has the opportunity to spend lots of money in a very short time with a single phone call. Here's what people have done with the Centurion card:

  • One cardholder wanted to locate and purchase the horse ridden by Kevin Costner in Dances with Wolves. The horse was located in a stud ranch in Mexico, purchased and delivered to Europe.

  • Another cardholder wanted a handful of sand from the Dead Sea for a child's school project on the Holy Land. Someone was dispatched by motorcycle to the shores of the Dead Sea to obtain the sand, which was couriered back to London.

  • Yet another cardholder required American Express to organize a wedding, including designing the wedding card, drawing maps to direct guests to the banquet, renting tuxedos and shoes for guests, and preparing the hotel room with a jacuzzi for the wedding night.

  • And for another cardholder who aspired to be an actress and wanted to be part of the crew of a weekly soap opera on TV, American Express contacted the director and arranged for an audition.
  • Hey maybe AmEx can help K-Fed with his rapping career! He should call them up now that the black card is in his posession. They seem capable of hooking people up with just about anything.

    Seriously, though, Britney is trusting her fortune to a guy who has a custom Ferrari worth more than a quarter of a million dollars, and a Maserati worth at least six figures. He also reportedly bought a $30,000 watch without asking Britney. Now is that the kind of person you would trust with your money?

    Here's Britney dropping off a mini Escalade at her recording studios for Sean Preston to play with while she's there, and Kevin getting a haircut and pumping gas. Sean Preston, 11 months, took his first steps in Las Vegas last week. So now he must be old enough to drive a car, right?

    Posted to Babies | Britney Spears | Kevin Federline | Photos | SmartSmartSmart

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    Aug
    04
    Download Kevin Federline's new single


    Kevin Federline's new single is a mess. He uses other talent for most of the rapping, which makes it more mature than Papazoa and that other shitty song he had out. (Which isn't saying much.) It's too fast, though, and not catchy at all.

    I don't know much about rap, but I know what sounds good and this is just repetitive without being memorable. They mix in way too many samples and it's pretty awful.

  • Download Kevin Federline's new single, "Rockstar" featuring Ya Boy [mp3]

    Thanks to BreatheHeavy.com.

    Posted to Kevin Federline | Music

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  • Aug
    02
    Britney Spears wants to start own celebrity magazine "The Real"



    Kevin Federline has been quoted talking about a magazine he and Britney plan on launching that will counter the gossip and fake news made up by the tabloids:

    KEVIN FEDERLINE has added his support to wife BRITNEY SPEARS' plans to launch a new magazine to counter rumours they read in the press. Spears recently vowed to publish "the real deal" about their lives and relate other celebrity news too. Speaking to American magazine Steppin' Out, Federline says of thier idea for 'The Real', "It's not just us. Everybody has been lied about in the tabloids. "Everybody has false truths and false images and false stuff perceived on them. Maybe not as much as me and my wife get. But everybody has it." Federline feels the proposed venture would provide a valuable service to fellow celebrities, adding, "I think a magazine like that, would attract all the stars. I think they would want to go to that magazine and tell the truth! "I'm not kidding. This is something I want to do for real".

    This sounds like one of those things you talk about with your spouse when you've had a few, like "Wouldn't it be great if I started my own business?" and then they go and tell your friends about it when you haven't really thought it through and didn't want the news to come out.

    I really doubt Britney and Kevin are clever enough to harness the talent to start a huge venture like this. Britney couldn't even accept help getting prepared for a primetime TV interview, so this unlikely to happen.

    Remember when Britney was said to be creating her own line of baby clothing and even took out a trademark for it? What happened with that?

    She's suing a bunch of tabloids from overseas in the hopes of getting some cash, so that's probably where she got this half-baked idea.

    I already published these pictures of Britney at Kevin's Pure video shoot, but the only other recent pictures are blurry ones of Britney driving around talking on her cell phone, which seem too lame to post.

    Posted to Britney Spears | Business ventures | Kevin Federline | Magazines

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    Jul
    31
    Britney Spears shows up at K-Fed's video shoot


    A very pregnant and much classier-looking Britney Spears made an appearance at Pure nightclub at Ceasar's Palace in Las Vegas to support her husband Kevin Federline's video shoot. She looked quite presentable in a horizontal-striped top and her black hair.

    Britney was also photographed in Vegas with a guy rumored to be her new "manager," or maybe just her agent, Wililam Morris agent Jason Trawick.

    Both times she looked rather good. That may be some kind of record for her.

    Britney had a supposed pregnancy scare on July 15th, when it is said that she went into false labor and had to be rushed to the hospital. A "friend" is quoted as blaming the incident on Britney's poor nutrition, saying she wasn't eating enough vegetables. If you take a look in Kevin's cart in these pictures of him shopping, you can see why a gossip magazine writer could come to that conclusion. Celebrity Baby Blog mentions that it sounds like a completely bogus reason for false labor.

    Pictures from Breathe Heavy.

    Posted to Britney Spears | Kevin Federline | Music | Relationship trouble

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    Jul
    19
    K-Fed jealous of Timberlake, plans to record with Britney!


    Britain's The Sun is not a very reliable source, but I couldn't pass this up: Kevin Federline is planning to hammer yet another nail into the coffin of Britney's dormant career by asking her to sing over his "rapping" on his latest album:

    KEVIN Federline is recording a song with his wife Britney Spears — in a bid to boost sales of his debut album.

    Pals say rapper Kev, 28, is “very nervous” and desperate that Playing With Fire is a hit.

    So he has delayed next month’s launch to add the track with pregnant pop babe Britney, 24.

    A source close to Kev said: “He will be rapping over her singing.

    “But people are warning it could be a bad career move for Britney.”

    I won't believe this is true until I read it in another more reputable source, because K-Fed hasn't been around Britney and he doesn't seem humble enough to ask for her help yet.

    Kevin was said to have passed up Britney's offer to work with her talented producers on his album a few months ago, and if the crap he's released on his myspace is any indication, it was a dumb move. He now seems to be working with Britney's producers, though, and wants to beat Justin Timberlake on the charts.

    Kevin is said to be totally obsessed with being better than his wife's famous ex:

    THE MOUSE THAT ROARED? Kevin Federline has apparently commenced hostilities against his wife, Britney's, ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake. "Kevin is totally preoccupied with Justin's music career," a source close to Kevin tells Star mag. "He's incredibly jealous of Justin's musical style, his sales and his popularity." K-Fed's talking tough, now that Brit has helped him land meetings with execs at her — and Justin's — label, Jive Records. "He's convinced himself that he's going to be the next Justin, only better," claims the source. "Kevin even told a friend that he's going to 'pulverize' Justin on the charts. He says he's got the hottest producers in the business and that he can write killer rhymes — and that all Justin has is a silly falsetto and a bad haircut." K-Fed's rep was mum, but Timberlake flack Ken Sunshine laughed hysterically yesterday.

    Whatever, K-Fed. Timberlake is a mediocre talent, but he can still rap and sing much better than you ever will, even with the best help in the business. You really suck and you're dragging your stupid tiger-loving wife down with you. Given the fact that she still hasn't dumped your ass, she kind of deserves it.

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    Jul
    19
    Britney continues to use bodyguards as mannies; likes tigers


    Britney Spears was spotted with yet another bodyguard taking over manny duty. This unknown guard bears a striking resemblance to a bloated Ben Affleck and was pushing the Graco stroller while Britney chatted on the phone. She looked relatively cleaned up and presentable for an average day out.

    Meanwhile Kevin Federline was seen toting a trendy piece of exercise equipment, the BOLA trainer, which some suggest is a rude ass hint to Britney. They have those things at my gym and I think you're supposed to balance on them and train your abs, but I have no idea since I generally avoid exercise equipment that makes me look foolish. (I have a theory that trainers capitalize on this and make people do dumb shit they would be too embarassed or confused to do on their own.)

    Kevin will be "rapping" at the Teen choice awards on August 20th. It will be surprising if he performs "Papazoa," since he said recently that the entire song was a joke meant to set peoples' expectations for his talent low.

    Britney has posted a new "stream of consciousness" poem-thing on her website in praise of tigers - yes tigers. She expounds on the wild beasts in a segment that's reminiscent of an elementary school essay:

    In some ways, people are a lot like animals. We all hunger for the same things. Love, lust, danger, warmth and adventure. Like people, animals all have their own rythm to life. I'm mesmirized [sic] by tigers. Their eyes, their stripes, their constant quest of [sic] survival. They almost have a sense of mysteriousness about them. They pull you in and make it difficult to look away. They make you wonder what is behind their gaze. A sense of eerie awe comes over you in their presence. The fear they give you when you pass them is stunning. Behold the beauty of the tiger.

    I'm mesmirized by Britney's excellent prose. I would wonder why one of her handlers didn't edit this or advise her against posting it, but she went on national television in short shorts with hair looking like a rat's nest, so this little poem is a minor indiscretion.

    Here is Britney and Ben Affleck, I mean her bodyguard/manny that's not Perry:

    Pictures from x17online and Oh No They Didn't.

    Posted to Babies | Britney Spears | Kevin Federline | Photos

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    Jul
    18
    Britney and Kevin living apart


    Britney Spears is staying in a hotel while her husband, Kevin Federline, is at the couples' mansion with his ex, Shar Jackson and his kids from their relationship:

    Sources tell us the 24-year-old pregnant singer is staying at LA's plush Beverly Hills Hotel, while hubby Kev Federline spends time with the kids from his relationship with Shar Jackson at his and Brit's marital home in Malibu.

    A friend reveals: "Things are far from rosy. They're trying to make it work but there are still issues that need addressing.

    "Britney's got to be calm for the birth of her second child, so she's taking time out from their problems and giving herself some space."

    To make matters worse, Shar and Kevin are rumored to be planning a duet together! Britney was said to be enraged a few months ago when Shar recorded her own version of Britney's "Chaotic," with Kevin's blessing. This latest news had got to annoy her. How much will it take before she breaks up with him and reclaims her life?

    Britney and Kevin were said to be using a $1,000 an hour relationship counselor, but how much is it going to help if they're never together?

    In Justin Timberlake's new GQ article, he either slams or supports Britney depending on which quote the press wants to focus on. He said he was dissapointed that she didn't stick up for him after their breakup, but that she deserves more lenient treatment by the press:

    "When we initially parted ways, I felt like she had a couple of opportunities to just sort of stick up for me, and she didn't."

    "I feel bad for her. We all make mistakes. We all came from the same school, with Christina, myself, Britney."

    It doesn't sound like Timberlake is going to come to Britney's rescue. Now that Perry is helping her out again, maybe she'll get the courage she needs to stand on her own. I'm not going to hold my breath, though.

    Picture from Breatheheavy.com.

    Posted to Britney Spears | Kevin Federline | Relationship trouble

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    Jul
    05
    Britney and Kevin are not doing another Chaotic


    There were reports that Britney was planning a "Chaotic 2" to further pound her stardom into the ground, but that was yet another piece of fake news embellished by the British tabloids. They always put some bit of UK slang in there to give it away.

    "I know that things are fine, but this show will put paid to those rumors finally."

    Perez Hilton called Britney's rep, who denied that Britney was dumb enough to make another "Chaotic". Plus Kevin would have to be around long enough to make the film.

    Just like the rumor that Britney was going to give birth in Namibia, this originated with the satirical site "Postcards from the Pug Bus" and was picked up as real news, with fake quotes added for good measure, by the tabloids.

    Here is K-Fed shopping for junk food on July 3rd. He looks awful. It was so much nicer to check out pictures of cutie Perry Taylor. [via] Oh - the gossip rags are reporting that Sean Preston was calling manny Perry "Da Da" and that's part of the reason why K-Fed had him canned.

    Posted to Britney Spears | Fake News | Kevin Federline | Photos | Relationship trouble

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    Jul
    02
    Britney says "My pictures were stolen too! Really!"


    Britney Spears claims the glowing happy pictures that came out in US Weekly of her posing with Kevin were, like, totally stolen. She's said to be "evaluating legal options" against the magazine. You know that Britney released the photos herself after her "Dateline" debacle, and is just saying that to make it seem like they're really stolen:

    Britney Spears has said she is "outraged and saddened" after holiday photos of her family were published in a US magazine.

    Her record label Jive said the photos were stolen and that Spears and husband Kevin Federline were "evaluating all of their legal options".

    The statement said the photos were stolen by "an unknown perpetrator" and printed by Us Weekly magazine without the couple's "knowledge or consent".

    We seriously doubt this is true because the pictures are all cute and seem to come at a time when she needs good publicity and wants to make it seem as if everything is fine in her marriage. It's also seems like too much of a coincidence when compared with the recently leaked Brangelina baby shower pics.

    Reader Missy notes that Britney and Kevin may look happy and privileged in these pictures taken on a private jet, but that Kevin is suspiciously hiding his ring finger. Someone must have "forgotten" to wear their wedding ring.

    Posted to Babies | Britney Spears | Kevin Federline | Lawsuits | Photos

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    Jun
    30
    Save Perry!


    Britney Spears' gorgeous bodyguard and sometimes manny, 28 year-old Naval Academy graduate Perry Taylor, has been removed from his close position with the troubled pop star and is now working security detail on a daily as-needed basis. He was helpful, attractive, and friendly, and K-Fed is said to have asked Britney to fire him after he heard about how Perry was changing Sean Preston's diapers and serving as Britney's unofficial nanny:

    Perry Taylor, who was originally hired to be one of Brit's bodyguards, was relieved of his duties as Sean Preston's nanny but will stay on in security detail. "Kevin didn't think it was proper to use him as a nanny," says a pal. "He wasn't jealous. He just think it's a job for a real trained nanny."
    (From In Touch print edition, 7/10/06)

    Obviously K-Fed is still feeding his friends quotes to give to the rags, because the source was careful to say that he wasn't jealous or anything. Oh of course not. We've never seen Kevin wearing a Baby Bjorn, but Perry donned the baby carrier with pride and a cute button smile.

    People were unsure about Perry's identity at first, initially confusing him with Britney's record producer, J.R. Rotem, with whom he bears a resemblance. Perry's identity soon came out, though, and he became an Internet and press phenomenon.

    Perry was touted as the reason behind Britney's cleaned-up appearance in the absence of K-Fed, and people speculated that she was having an affair. Perry's mom put those rumors to rest by telling the press that her son had a hot live-in girlfriend.

    Everyone from the NY Times to U.S. News and World report discussed the merits of male nannys, or the "manny." We couldn't get enough of Perry.

    Then, last week, Britney was seen out alone and with new jet-black hair after her "Dateline" debacle. It seemed the rumors of Kevin's dissatisfaction with being upstaged by the help were true, and that Britney had obeyed her do-nothing husband and got rid of the best thing that happened to her since the birth of her baby.

    We haven't seen the last of Perry Taylor, though. We hope that Angelina is watching this young guy's rise to fame, and will hire him to soften up the image of her security force while lending an extra set of hands to care for Shiloh and Zahara.

    Thanks to Kylie on MySpace for reminding me about Perry.

    Here are pictures of helpful Perry during his employment with Britney. He's been seen buying flowers for Britney, and he even holds the car door open for her.

    Posted to Babies | Breakups | Britney Spears | Kevin Federline | Perry Taylor

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    Jun
    29
    About Kevin's "Last Chance"


    Yesterday I mentioned the US Weekly article about Britney's consultation with her christian life coach, and how she has taken Kevin back. The article makes it seem as if it's this glorious reunion and that everything will be fine in their troubled relationship after the vacation photo op they took. This is in complete contrast to other reports we read that had Britney and Kevin sleeping in separate hotel rooms and avoiding each other on that same trip.

    The the roller-coaster ride that has characterized Spears' turbulent 21-month marriage, the Federlines are - for now - attempting to stay together. "Things are good, and they are trying again," says a close family source. "It is always up and down, but they are happy to be in an up moment." Indeed, though the trip was originally intended as a promotional jaunt for aspiring rapper Federline, a source tells Us the six-months-pregnant pop star joined her husband at the last minute. "She has decided to start supporting him," explains the source. "They are giving things another shot."

    According to the source, the fresh start stems from a four-hour conversation encouraged by Spears' newly aquired Christian life coach, which took place shortly before the Lauer interview (taped June 9.) One hot topic: the sharing and selling of personal details about the couple to tabloid reporters by Federline's intimates. "Kevin acknowledged that he blabbed info to his friends, claiming it was harmless and he had no idea they would talk," says the source. "He promised never to do it again."

    (From US Weekly's print version)

    Kevin also promised to spend four to five hours each day with Sean Preston to give Britney a break. Now that Perry's gone he better take up some of the slack.

    This glowing report of their renewed love must be one Kevin's peeps giving good news to the rags for once after Britney told Kevin to stop feeding his friends stories to sell to the press. There's no way everything is fine in their relationship or that their misguided love with conquer all.

    Britney may dress trashy, but she lives in more style then the majority of the planet will experience in its lifetime. It's kind of incongruous to see Britney in a tie-dye and Kevin in camo pants in a private jet, and it reminds us how privileged these people are, and why we make fun of them in the first place. These pictures are from Breatheheavy.com, and are said to be "stolen from Britney's private album" by Us Weekly.

    Posted to Babies | Britney Spears | Kevin Federline | Relationship trouble

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    Jun
    26
    Outtakes from K-Fed's Item magazine shoot - 18 photos

    Everyone thought it was amazing how gorgeous a cleaned-up K-Fed looked when the pictures from his Item Magazine spread came out. He kind of looked like a used car salesman to me. (If you still think he's cute, just check out these pictures of him lounging around the pool with his gut hanging out during his PR vacation with Britney.)

    K-Fed is the new face of the Blue Marlin Clothing Company's Five Star Vintage Clothing Line. Guess they don't mind having their brand associated with a guy whose only claim to fame is fathering lots of children and starring in the cringe-worthy "Chaotic".

    Christina Aguilera has made another dig at Britney's husband, K-Fed, saying that her husband is reliable and "isn't trying to put out an album" or be in the spotlight:

    "I'm in the happiest place I've ever been. Jordy [my husband] is a rock. It's hard to find a man in this world that can take a woman in the spotlight. He just wants to be my hubby and do what he needs to do in his career. He's not trying to be in the spotlight. He's not trying to put out an album."

    Aguilera felt the need to bring everyone's attention to the fact that Britney was not at the MTV Music Awards this year. She said something about wanting to chat with her, but she was really highlighting how hot she still is, while Britney has let herself go and is focusing on her role as a neglectful mother. Aguilera called Britney's wedding to K-Fed two years ago "pathetic" at the time, and she was unfortunately right.

    Some of these pictures of K-Fed's Item Magazine shoot you've seen before, but many are new. If K-Fed can clean up, maybe Britney can, too.

    Pictures [via]


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    Jun
    25
    Download the new Britney Spears song, Rebellion



    Britney released a clip of a new song on her website called "Rebellion." It looks like it was up briefly and was removed, because BreatheHeavy.com says it was the second update and was under her poem, but it's no longer available.

    The lyrics reveal the fact that she's pissed off at the paparrazi and press and thinks that she can make a noun into a verb by repeating it a lot. On her site before the download link she wrote "This is for everyone who thinks they know me... I forgive you."

    Download a 50 second clip of Rebellion (mp3)

    It's got a wannabe hip-hop vibe and it's pretty good.

    You'll find it in rebellion You'll finally start breathing They're not believing what they're seeing 'Cause you're rebellion


    Be wary of others
    The ones closest to you (oh)
    The poison they feed you
    And the voodoo that they do

    But in rebellion
    There's a sparkle of truth
    Don't just stand there
    Do what you got to do

    You'll find it in rebellion
    You'll finally start breathing
    They're not believing what they're seeing
    'Cause you're rebellion

    You'll find it so compelling
    With everyone yelling
    'Cause your soul, you're not selling
    'Cause you're rebellion

    You're not selling your soul, Britney, just some crappy pictures that no one wants. It's also clear that you're pissed off at Kevin, because he's slowly poisoning you. We get it.

    You think you're rebellion by dyeing your hair black, don't you?

    Lyrics and Britney mp3 from BreatheHeavy.com.

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    Jun
    22
    Where is Britney's manny Perry?!


    Earlier in the week it was reported that Kevin wanted Britney to fire her gorgeous helpful bodyguard/manny, 28 year-old naval academy graduate, Perry Taylor. Britney may have followed his advice, because she was photographed out without Perry in a NY Mall yesterday.

    Kevin has now told his wife he doesn't want her to employ the guard anymore because he is worried he will come between them as they try and save their struggling marriage.

    A source close to the pop star is quoted in Britain's The Sun newspaper as saying: "Kevin didn't like seeing Perry holding his son while out with Britney. He instructed her to drop him before their reunion last week where
    they decided to get their marriage back on track. Kevin was uncomfortable with Perry being so close to Britney and his son. He felt she was trying to taunt him."

    Perry has now reportedly been told by the 'Toxic' singer he will only be employed on an hourly basis when he is needed as opposed to the round-the-clock shifts he did before.

    Kevin would tell Britney to get rid of a guy that's ten times more helpful than he is. He wants to control her and make sure she doesn't leave his sorry ass. It looks like Perry's fifteen minutes of fame, and his steady job, are over. Maybe if he did it half-assed like Kevin, Britney's husband wouldn't feel threatened by him and wouldn't have asked her to fire him.

    Britney and Kevin were said to have vacationed together at a resort in Miami this weekend, but the reality is that they avoided each other and stayed in separate houses at their resort.

    Kevin has new gigs this week as the face of Blue Marlin clothing company and campaigning for a new Virgin Mobile charity "penny" drive. It's really a publicity stunt for Virgin's one-cent text messaging offer. Now that he's getting his own "work" maybe he'll get cocky enough about it to finally set Britney free.

    Here are pictures of Kevin Federline at a Miami resort on 6/18, and 6/19. There are also pictures of Kevin signing the petition to keep the penny in circulation, and Britney shopping at a NY Mall on 6/21. Britney and Kevin are shown on the balcony at their Miami resort. Pictures [via] [via] [via]

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    Jun
    13
    Britney's Manny Perry's drunken Navy past - with family photos


    Britney's boyguard and inexperienced manny, Perry Taylor, wanted to become a US Navy Seal, but a bad stint in the Navy caused by too much boozing and carousing squashed his dreams and forced him to take a career in security:

    Britney Spears' 'manny' is a party animal who boozed away his promising Navy career and has no experience with kids, says his mum. Handsome Perry Taylor, 28, has been at Britney's side for the past three weeks, changing Sean Preston's nappies and pushing his stroller. Perry has even been labelled 'Britney's stand-in husband' amid her latest bust-up with Kevin Federline. Photos from his youth show the yong man patying with Lacrosse mates at The Hill School in Pennsylvannia and even kissing girls on the beach at the tender age of three on a family holiday! The young Perry loved hanging out with his pals and having fun, says his devoted mother Caroline. And on the day he graduated he even posed for a cheeky picture with a neighbor's daughter on his knee. But the former Naval cadet's mom Caroline, 61, has told how her son would prefer to be dodging bullets than photographers. Perry's first choice was to join the US Navy and become a Navy SEAL - the highly-trained elite special forces squad. But too many drunken nights out cost him his dream. Ms Taylor, a former air hostess who lives in Washington DC, said: "While you are in the Naval Academy you are supposed to do things their way. But Perry was not one of those. Only 15 out of 1,000 students get chosen to make it to become officers. That is one reason Perry didn't get chosen to be a SEAL. I could tell you he didn't make it because he wasn't the greatest swimmer, but I will tell you why - he was partying. "We are talking about guys going out and coming back in drunk on a Saturday night, that kind of thing. The things you can do in any other type of life but not the Navy.

    Perry may have been a drinker like a lot of young people, but he's still ten times better than K-Fed, whose only brush with responsibility was working as a back up dancer and trying to start a career in a field he's completely inadequate in.

    Britney and K-Fed were photographed together for the first time in weeks. K-Fed looked tired and uncomfortable with his family, in contrast to the calm and slightly bemused look that Perry Taylor sports when he's helping Britney with Sean Preston, which isn't even in his job description. Perry seems like a stand up guy with a regular past that isn't too embarassing.

    Here are Perry's family pictures, which are a bit blurry and not terribly interesting, but you might want to see them. Thanks to BritneySpears.nu for the story and pictures.

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  • Britney's Manny Bodyguard Revealed
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  • Britney's Man or the Manny?

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  • Jun
    12
    Britney Spears: child endangerment is "country"; her marriage is "awesome"


    In an interview with Matt Lauer to air in Thursday night, Britney defends driving with her baby on her lap, saying that she often sat on her dad's lap as a child while he was behind the wheel, and that the practice is "country":

    She drew criticism earlier this year when she was photographed with her infant son, Sean, sitting on her lap as she drove. She cautions against judging her.

    "I did it with my dad. I'd sit on his lap and I drive," the Louisiana native said. "We're country."

    In this case "country" is code for "stupid," which is sure to piss off non city-dwellers everywhere.

    Britney also defends her marriage with the absent Kevin, saying it's awesome that he's not living in the basement:

    Britney Spears says her marriage to Kevin Federline is "awesome," and scrutiny from the paparazzi has made her an "emotional wreck."

    Opening up in an interview with NBC's Matt Lauer to be aired Thursday on the Today show and Dateline, the 24-year-old singer says it's not true that Federline is living in the basement, as some media have reported.

    The paparazzi have "crossed the line a little bit" by showing her in private moments, she added. She also defended her parenting skills, saying, "I know I'm a good mom."

    It's not true that Kevin's living in the basement because he's sleeping on a friend's couch in an apartment in Studio City, California and hasn't seen Britney in weeks. In her book that's awesome because Kevin is even more "country" than she is and she's afraid he'll endanger Sean Preston if he comes back to smoke up the house again with his pals.

    It's sad that she thinks the paparrazi is the cause of her emotional state, but she should blame Kevin for that, not the hoards of photographers that follow her everywhere.

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    Jun
    09
    Kevin Federline signs up for a sh*tload of credit cards


    Yes, I know I already talked about these people today, but this is big news - it means that K-Fed realizes that his cash flow is about to be seriously restricted, and is resorting to a backup plan of living beyond his means like an average mallrat wannabe rapper from the 'burbs:

    Kevin Federline has reportedly been signing up for as many credit cards as possible in an attempt to cash in on wife Britney Spears’ wealth before the pair allegedly split.

    The fledgling rapper is said to have been spotted in a Malibu shopping mall picking up endless credit card applications forms - further fuelling rumours the couple are heading for the divorce courts.

    Federline has also reportedly told friends he is planning to borrow as much cash as he can and then leave his unsuspecting spouse - who is pregnant with their second child - having to pay half of it back.

    A source told Britain’s The Sun newspaper: "He realised without Britney he has hardly any money coming in to sustain his flash lifestyle.

    "So he is planning for the future and figures Britney will pick up the bill anyway when the divorce comes through because they will have to split everything - including debts."

    Ok, so Kevin has a somewhat smarter plan - he hopes to stick Britney with the bill during the divorce. That means the big D-Day is coming, people!

    Of course Kevin is said to be jealous of gorgeous helpful Perry, who is getting a lot more positive press as Britney's bodyguard than K-Fed ever did as her deadbeat husband. He must be reading TMZ like the rest of us, because he can't get jealous of Perry in person since he's never been seen with him. He aso hasn't been photographed with Britney in over two months.

    Here are some scans from Star courtesy of BreatheHeavy.com. You can read Star's article about Perry that's similar to news we've already posted. He's a great guy and is changing Sean Preston's diapers, helping Britney around the house, and generally pissing off absent Kevin.

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    Jun
    09
    Did Britney and Kevin spend the weekend together?


    Britian's The Sun, which we do not trust, is reporting that Britney and Kevin spent the weekend together and that Britney is upset that Kevin wants to make a movie that glorifies his psuedo-gansta past, similar to "8 Mile," except "8 Mile" was moderately accurate:

    BRITNEY Spears is fuming after discovering hubby Kevin Federline is to make a film about his life.

    K-Fed, 28, plans to portray himself in the same mould as Eminem in 8 Mile — a tough rapper who’s risen from the streets.

    But Britney, 24, fears he is going to cash in by dishing the dirt on their troubled relationship. A source said: “Britney has heard that Federline is working on a script and trying to get funding for the film.

    She is really upset. Britney fears Kevin just wants to promote himself at her expense to further his career.”

    The couple have grown increasingly distant. But Britney, above, is desperate to save the marriage before their second child arrives in the autumn.

    She and Kevin spent the night in a hotel suite in Laguna Beach, California, at the weekend — and continued talking the next day.

    [via]

    Now, if Britney and Kevin spent the weekend together, why do they mention it as an afterthought? They haven't been photographed together in over two months and this would be huge news. The paparazzi follow them everywhere and there's no way this part of the story is true.

    It might be true that Kevin is planning a film based on his life though. That sounds like the sort of thing the incompetent rapper would try. He claims to have been in a gang in Fresno, California, but he was vague and declined to give details because there aren't any.

    "A lot of my people got locked up; a lot of my people are dead. I'm not gonna sit here and get into details about what I did."

    "I'm not gonna sit here and say that I'm this grimy, gutter, gangsta. But I have been on the hustle."

    Kevin, you've only hustled for Britney's money, and that's pretty inventive of you but it doesn't really make you capable of a film career beyond the unwatchable "Chaotic."

    In related news, a couple of days ago we reported that Britney was going to design baby clothes. It's probably true because sleuths at Socialite's Life discovered that Britney has trademarked her infant son's name, Sean Preston, suggesting that she's planning a line of clothing under his name.

    Here are outtakes from Britney's magazine spread for Glamour UK. The official pictures came out in early May of this year. [via]

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    Jun
    07
    Kevin Federline's homies deny divorce rumors


    TMZ has a report stating that one of Kevin Federline's boys has denied the rumors that Kevin and Britney are headed for a divorce:

    TMZ hit the pavement in the San Fernando Valley where Kevin Federline hangs with his friends at an apartment complex in Studio City, Calif.

    One friend, decked out in baggy pants and sunglasses, claims the talk of divorce is false. "Everything you read in the tabloids about their relationship is fabricated," the buddy said, claiming "They're still together."

    Others interviewed at the complex agreed that the divorce talk is off base, but no one would agree to officially go on the record with a quote.

    Kevin's staying in an apartment in California and hasn't been spotted with Britney in 74 days according to Us Weekly's counter. His friends are quick to say he's still with Britney but clearly he's not. Whether she's filed and signed divorce papers yet is another matter.

    The National Ledger points out that Kevin's friends may say he's still with Britney but that Britney and K-Fed's publicists aren't saying a word. Kevin's publicist put out a press release when he donated his hair, so you know if he's still with Britney they would be all over that.

    Here is Britney at an Orange County resort yesterday with her manny, Henry.

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    Jun
    02
    Britney's Manny Bodyguard Revealed: His name is "Henry"


    Everyone was confused about Britney's new baby-loving male companion. Some claimed it was her producer, J.R. Rotem and there was even one crazy rumor that we zealously reported that Britney was having an affair with her producer and that the baby she's carrying might be his.

    Later the guy was confirmed to be Britney's male nanny, who perhaps does double-duty as a bodyguard. People were calling him by the uncommon name "Perry."

    It turns out the guy's real name is "Henry," and he seems rather likeable from this brief description:

    Britney Spears was spotted out and about Wednesday in Malibu. But this time, the songstress had company -- and it wasn't Kevin Federline!

    Baby crazy Brit was seen holding little Sean P. in her arms as the mystery man pushed the stroller in Malibu.

    Now only "Extra" has the dish. Sources say the hunk is Britney's new nanny, Henry, and he was simply accompanying Brit on a mommy and me outing in the seaside town.

    We caught up with Henry as he purchased flowers, and it looked like this tough guy wasn't scared of a little paparazzi loving. When asked if he was Brit's security, he simply smiled and walked away.

    Britney has an absent and soon to be ex - husband, but she has a sweet male nanny and a brand new Porsche! She was spotted out in the hot new convertible taking driving lessons so that she can learn to drive standard.

    She's giving the bird and hopefully the boot to Kevin, and taking back her life.

    Here is Britney out driving her new car with a male instructor - not the manny. [via]

    Update: This guy's name is actually Perry, and you can read more about him here.

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  • Jun
    01
    Britney meets with divorce lawyers


    Britney Spears has supposedly met with divorce lawyers in an attempt to rid herself of the parasite that is Kevin Federline. Star Magazine is set to report Friday that she's finally going to pull the plug on her marriage:

    The magazine will have an article in this Friday's edition that cites friends of the couple that will reveal that her marriage really fell apart on Mother’s Day, her first as a mom, when Kevin chose to spend the occasion with Shar Jackson, the mother of this other two children.

    Four days later, Britney made her now infamous trip to New York with Sean Preston. And Kevin, who has been living with friends since Brit threw him out, didn’t even know his wife was out of town.

    Star will also reveal that the mag has learned that after Kevin and Britney were married in 2004, he managed to convince her to revise her original prenup offer. The 60-page contract in which Britney originally paid Kevin a $500/week salary as a “production assistant” was eventually rewritten by Mr. Britney Spears’s lawyers.

    Sources tell the magazine all of his demands were eventually agreed to – thus insuring Kevin a bigger slice of his wife’s pie.

    It sucks for Britney that the divorce will be expensive for her, but at least she's getting her identity back and is ready to finally move on.

    A similar story came out in the beginning of the month, claiming that Britney had already met with her lawyers and had papers drawn up to surprise Kevin with.

    When is Britney going to announce her divorce already?

    Here is Kevin a new photospread for Item Magazine. You can read his stupid interview if you're interested.


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    May
    31
    Britney thinks K-Fed has a big mouth


    Britney Spears is said to be furious with her husband K-Fed for feeding stories about the couple to his scumbag friends to sell to the tabloids:

    Spears suspects that K-Fed is responsible for some of the leaks to the tabloids about the couple's private lives. “Britney knows Kevin tells his friends information, knowing they will leak it to tabloids,” a source close to Spears told Us. She has taken to not telling her hubby certain things — including that she was going to announce her pregnancy on David Letterman — for fear the info would be leaked to his buddies. “They sell stories for money. ... She is sick of him using her for them to profit.”

    K-Fed is also said to have spent a whopping $300,000 on a watch without asking Britney if it was ok first. It may have been his money, since he made just that amount for a Japanese tour, but all his other purchases were clearly bankrolled by Britney. He has two cars, a Ferrari with custom "Federline" detailing, and a brand new Maserati. He couldn't afford to even lease the cars for a couple of months if it wasn't for Britney.

    There's also a rumor that Britney is making Kevin stay in the basement of their California mansion, but another rumor has him kicked out already.

    Let's hope the divorce is announced soon and Britney can move on with her life and her career.

    Here she is with a guy who is definitely the Manny, and we now know his name is "Perry." Aww. (Thanks xiaoecho for the tip.)

    Pictures [via]

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    May
    30
    Britney's Man or the Manny?


    Britney has been seen out with a cute young guy toting Sean Preston around, and we breathlessly reported Thursday that she's rumored to be dating her record producer, J.R. Rotem, and this may or may not be him. The guy was named as J.R. Rotem in earlier pictures of the two out getting coffee last week. Some people are still saying he's the record producer, while most claim he's the manny:

    Britney Spears and manny take Sean Preston for a stroll in the park on a beautiful day. Don't be confused, since many sources claimed her nanny was JR Rotem. He is in fact the help.

    Lainey's Gossip says that it's Rotem and that he's so fond of Brit he's wearing the Baby Bjorn. They also claim Britney has a schoolgirl crush on her helpful producer, which is why she's been wearing bright red lipstick and making an effort with her appearance.

    Fresh text message I received yesterday from a source in LA:

    'notice how she's looking better? With the lipstick and everything? She denies but she is totally in to this guy, not to have an affair but it's something fun, like a crush at work. We are all pretty excited because Kevin is really mad.'

    The 'guy' in question is apparently some music producer who has been photographed on a couple of occasions with La Brit, even going so far as to strap on the Bjorn which, as we all know, is a helluva lot more than what that KF*cker is capable of. As I hear it, she's like a girl who has developed a new distraction, something that gets her up in the morning. And this is accounting for her marginally improved appearance.

    In the only pictures we could find of Rotem, he looks similar to Britney's help, but it doesn't seem like the same guy. Britney was also photographed in her car with a guy said to be Rotem on 4/24 - before she canned her old nanny - and his hair is darker than this new guy.

    If that is really producer J.R. Rotem, he's hanging out with Britney a lot and is going above and beyond by wearing the Baby Bjorn. We doubt it's the same guy.

    If that's the Manny, he's not observant enough since Sean Preston is chewing on a piece of paper in the pictures below.

    As to Britney's crush/affair and to whom it's with - the truth may be somewhere in between. She's taking better care of herself, and it could be due to the influence of her new male nanny. She also has had more public appearances lately, it's spring, and she's recording a new album. She's ready to dump K-Fed and her dumpy self.

    Britney has reportedly kicked her husband K-Fed out of the couple's California mansion. He hasn't been photographed with Britney in weeks, and she's been all over the place looking halfway decent with a new guy who bears a resemblance to her record producer. No wonder people say she's having an affair.

    Thanks Millie!

    Pictures are from May 25th and May 27th. [via] Only the first two pictures are high res.

    Update: This manny's name is actually Perry, he's got a girlfriend and is not having an affair with Britney as far as we can tell, and you can read more about him here.


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  • Britney's hot "manny" is really her new security guard
  • Kevin Federline's homies deny divorce rumors
  • Britney's Manny Bodyguard Revealed
  • Britney think K-Fed has a big mouth

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  • May
    25
    Britney is having an affair with her producer and her baby might be his!


    That guy holding Sean Preston in those pictures last week wasn't the new nanny - he was Britney's producer, JR Rotem. OK! magazine says they're having an affair and that the baby may be his and not K-Feds!:

    Pop princess Britney Spears is reportedly having an affair with her pop producer Jonathan 'JR' Rotem. Rotem, who recently scored a number one hit with a song he produced for Rihanna, S.O.S, has been "hard at work" with Britney over the past few weeks. Now it appears that they have definately been hard at work in the studio, but not in the way originally thought! Britney is even considering getting a paternity test once her baby is born later this year because she may be unsure of the father. A friend close to Spears said last night, "Britney is terrified. She doesn't want Kevin or her mom to find out. She's been really unhappy with Kevin recently." This comes as another blow to Spears, 24, who last week almost dropped her tot on the street. Britney married backup dancer Kevin Federline in September 2004. They already have a son, 9 month old Sean Preston, together.

    If it's true that's great news for Britney, and the support from her new boyfriend should help her dump Kevin! She reposted that poem damning K-Fed on her website, and everyone is saying that it means she's ready to go public with the break. The two haven't been seen together in weeks.

    Here she is with her new boyfriend outside of a Starbucks in Malibu yesterday. Look how he holds the door open for her!


    Update: Rotem is also working with K-Fed on his album, so it makes this a little harder to believe. Rotem has discussed Britney and Kevin's struggle with the hoardes of paparrazi that follow them and seems to feel sorry for the couple.

    Also, I'm not sure it's Rotem in these pictures. Here is a picture of JR Rotem. Do you think it's the same guy? It could be an older picture of him. The nose and facial features are similar, but I'm just not sure.

    Pictures [via]

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    May
    21
    Video of Britney's near baby drop


    Britney almost dropped baby Sean Preston this week, and you've probably already seen the pictures and video, below. She had a terrible week in the press, and ABC News discusses how she needs to revamp her image by laying low and staying out of the spoltlight for a while. (It also wouldn't hurt if she would wear clothing that doesn't reveal both her bra and underwear at the same time.)

    Britney should take a lesson from Kobe Bryant, who was accused of much worse than stupid parenting, in order to revamp her public image:

    "The American public is very forgiving," Cohen says. "If she disappears and concentrates on what she does best, this cloud over her head will disappear."

    Spears might turn to Kobe Bryant for inspiration, Cohen says. The basketball star's squeaky-clean reputation was forever altered after he faced sexual assault charges. Even after he publicly apologized to his wife for his infidelity, and reached an out-of-court settlement with his accuser, it was unclear if the public would forgive him.

    "Kobe was able to rescue his image. He's even doing product endorsements again," Cohen says. "If he can turn it around, so can Britney."

    Britney's latest foibles aren't as damning as driving with SP in her lap. It just seems like she's tired and fed up and it's reflected in her parenting skills. From the video below, you can see how she could get frustrated and stumble with all those people swarming around her. Of course she should have put down the glass, but she doesn't even know which way to walk and looks pretty dazed.

    I'm not defending Britney, but I have a husband who's around and loves to spend time with his son and I have some Britney moments. My son, 20 months, sometimes refuses to get dressed or wear shoes. He throws a huge fit and it can be impossible to get him out of the house. The other day I said screw it and let him go out in his bare feet. The nosy neighbor came out on her porch and made fun of him and I thought "If that bitch only knew what I went through to get him outside." Maybe Britney feels that way too. If you read her new "song" to K-Fed, you can tell how exasperated she is. Even mothers with loving husbands can relate to baby burnout.

    Right after the incident, Britney says "This is why I need a gun." She must want to clear away some of the paparrazi who she probably blames for the stumble. She doesn't need to kill anyone, she just needs to get away from photographers. Judging from Angelina Jolie's success in changing public policy of an entire African nation, it's possible but not easily done.

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    May
    19
    Britney almost drops Sean Preston and Kevin Federline!


    Yesterday was a big day for Britney Spears. She posted a new "song" on her official website briefly that was an obvious condemnation of her lazy hick husband, and then she was videotaped and photographed nearly dropping her eight month-old baby, Sean Preston, while walking in NYC.

    TMZ had a video of the incident up on their site, but just like the new song on Britney's site it is curiously missing now. You can get the gist from the pictures, below:

    Moms have to multi-task and I could see carrying a plastic water bottle that is easily discarded, but a highball glass? Those are the type of glasses in limos from our limited experience, but leave the damn thing in the car if you have to carry your baby! Plus Britney is wearing wedges, too long pants, and is pregnant. Man that is a bad combination.

    The guy with the '70s porn 'stash (we came up with this on our own, and noticed that IDLYITW said the same thing about him. Great minds.) who catches SP is on her staff because he's seen in pictures of her elsewhere in NY. If she was alone she would have dropped the poor thing, but she probably wouldn't have been carrying a highball glass while walking down the street, either. Oh Britney.

    Thanks to In Case U Didn't Know and Millie for pointing this out to us.

    Britney's website entrance was replaced for a little while with a sassy girlpower image of the singer and some friends flipping off the camera. There was also a new "song" on the site, with some obvious digs at K-Fed:

    Maybe removing the image and song was a calculated move to have the blogs pick it up and carry the "Britney's fed up" story, or maybe she really wanted this to remain on her site, and was advised against it. Regardless we all know how she feels now, and hope the news of a divorce is forthcoming.

    Britney is shown arriving at a children's Presbyterian hospital In NY yesterday.

    Pictures [via]

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    May
    10
    Britney's secret plans to divorce Kevin!


    In the "please let this be true" department is a story that Britney is so unhappy in her marriage to Kevin Federline that she wants a divorce.

    From Life and Style via The Scoop comes news that she threw out his booze and wants to surpise him with divorce papers:

    How serious are Britney Spears’ marital woes?

    So serious, according to one report, that she’s met with her family and lawyer — but not hubby Kevin Federline — and the topic of divorce came up.

    “Brit’s been very unhappy, and I think she needs to find some peace,” a source told Life & Style Weekly. “Once the Spears family gets its game plan together, the idea is to spring a divorce on Kev without warning.”

    Spears’ rep denies that there are problems with the marriage, but an insider told the mag that Spears was so angry with her partying hubby that she threw out all his liquor.

    “She’s not going to let him make her feel like a guest in her own home anymore,” the insider said. “The new rules include no smoking or drinking, since secondhand smoke is bad for the kids.””

    That rocks! Britney seems to have found her strength again with recent public appearances for her perfume line and on Letterman, and it looks like she's not going to take any more crap from Kevin.

    She would be much better off raising two kids on her own than having to put up with him. Britney was said to be furious when Sean Preston fell off the couch while K-Fed was supposed to be watching him, and that may have helped her realize how useless her husband is.

    Meanwhile Kevin is quoted as saying that he wants out of the relationship, too:

    He allegedly said of his ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson: “I left her when she was knocked up. If I can work out something money- wise with Britney, I’m gone.”

    Britney recently refused to fund any more expensive trips to Vegas for K-Fed and his friends, showing that she's finally ready to put her foot down.

    It looks like the end for these two, and we can't wait! Go Britney.

    Here she is outside of the Late Show studio yesterday.

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    May
    08
    Britney Spears cuts Kevin Spenderline off


    Britney Spears is said to be fed up with her husband Kevin Federline's spending, and has told him she won't pay for any more expensive trips to Vegas for him and his friends:

    BRITNEY Spears is pregnant and depressed - and she's not in any mood to let free-spending hubby Kevin Federline take off to have fun in Las Vegas with his posse. "Kevin asked Britney for money to go to Las Vegas in two weeks, and she shut him down," our insider said. "Britney told him that she won't be funding his trips with his friends any longer - he used to fly everyone out on her dime. The monthly allowance she had put him on seems to be disappearing after only one week." A rep for Spears, who despite the pregnancy is still working on her album for Jive, referred calls to Federline's rep, who said, "I have no comment."

    This isn't the first time Britney has been concerned with Kevin's spending. She supposedly cut up his credit cards and had his Ferrari towed back in December, but quickly reneged.

    This comes right after news that Britney hired a security guard babysitter for Kevin, further suggesting their relationship is on the rocks.

    Here she is outside of a Taco Bell in LA and in a new magazine spread for Glamour UK. [via] It could be the wind blowing her top out, but she looks pretty pregnant.

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    May
    05
    Britney Spears press conference was a hoax


    Everyone was waiting with baited breath to see what Britney Spears would announce in her press conference yesterday. I even got up early to catch the news and was suprised that it wasn't listed in the Google Entertainment News section yet.

    It turns out that now our week of bullshit gossip news is complete, because the entire press conference was a hoax:

    A well place [sic] Los Angeles source has told The National Ledger that the presser is a hoax.

    "Since I wasn't invited - I would hope so."

    Sony executive Karen Phillips was quoted by wire service WENN on Wednesday as saying, "Britney hasn't held a press conference in so long that we know it's something big - pregnancy, a split, we're not sure."

    But alas - Brit is silent.

    The hard working folks at Jossip note that even Matt Lauer spent his morning wondering what in the heck Britney Spears' big announcement of the day will be.

    While pregnancy rumors swirl, along with the "it's a girl!" slugs sparked by a pretty pink shopping spree, Brit hasn't actually told anybody (not even her gang of publicists and managers) what the announcement will be.

    The presser is a no-go however and that's a shame. This could have been really interesting.

    I googled "Karen Phillips" combined with either "Sony Music" or "Sony BMG" and logical variations like "Karyn," "Caryn," and "Philips" and got nothing about her - except for this supposed quote about the Britney press conference. There is a musician named Karen Phillips, but no "executive." She is also not included on the Sony BMG site among the "executives" listing, although there are only four old white guys there, so there are probably plenty more executives there.

    The bottom line is, this Karen Phillips person who was quoted about the press conference probably doesn't exist.

    Earlier in the week we found completely fabricated quotes about Katie Holmes' fitness routine from someone we actually know.

    It's hard to determine where this press conference story originated, but clearly someone is making up quotes and it's just spreading.

    This is gossip, innuendo and rumor, so it's not like it has to be held to a high standard of journalistic integrity. Still, there's a huge difference between saying it's your opinion that someone is pregnant or screwing so and so, and making up shit entirely and acting like it's true. Too many of these stories are totally bogus.

    Oh, and Britney fan site BreathHeavy.com reports that Britney and Kevin are going to renew their vows after Kevin promised Britney that he would change. They don't have a source listed, though, and this doesn't sound true to us. Not much does lately.

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    May
    04
    Kevin Federline admits he wants a threesome with Jessica Alba


    News reports are taking this out of context. Kevin Federline was being interviewed on Power 106 radio station in California and the DJs asked him to answer "questions out of the forbidden hat." They told him he could "tap out" at any time, and that he didn't have to answer a question if he didn't want to. He said he wanted a threesome with Jessica Alba in response to a question, but that's a no-brainer, and he didn't even know her name.

    We actually listed to this crap, and here's what he said:

    DJ: If Britney Spears gave you a pass for a threesome, who would you bring into the bedroom?

    KFed: Oh girl in Sin City, what was her name?

    DJ: Jessica Alba

    KFed: There you go...

    DJ: if you were on a raft, out in the middle of the ocean, and both Britney and Sean Preston were in the water, who would you save? You could only choose one.

    KFed: [no pause] Sean P, baby, my kids. I love you, I love you baby, but I have to say that one.

    When questioned, he says that Britney is a better lover than Shar Jackson although he hesitates, and he also says Britney is a better dancer than him.

    While it's rather damning that Kevin would immediately admit that he'd pick his son over his wife and wouldn't say it's a hard decision, it's not that unusual to want to save your helpless child over an adult.

    Kevin says in a different interview that Britney supports his music career, and that he would probably give it up if she didn't.

    Britney's big press conference for music industry executives is today. People are buzzing that she'll announce a pregnancy, and that she's having a baby girl, due in October.

    You can listen to Kevin's interview online. Here is the mp3. [via]

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    May
    01
    Britney Spears to be monitored by Children and Family Services


    On April 13th, we reported that the Department of Children and Family Services announced that they closed their investigation into Sean Preston's highchair fall accident. We mentioned that it seemed odd that they would close a case so soon, considering that it usually takes months for them to investigate. It turns out that we were right, because Britney will now receive regular visits from the child welfare agency. They have made careful statements saying there's no "ongoing investigation," but they're still going to check in on her:

    Britney Spears will be visited twice every month by social workers who wish to check up on the well-being of her son Sean Preston.

    The Department of Children and Family Services have told the singer that it is routine procedure to make regular visits to her household as Sean was treated for head injuries this month.

    "Initial visits showed no parental neglect whatsoever," a source told the Daily Star. "But it's routine to have follow-up checks. It would be important to meet any new nanny or carer, for the purpose of updating records. There's no investigation pending."

    Seven month-old Sean was said to have suffered from a skull fracture, which may have occurred from a highchair fall or a reported fall off the couch when his father Kevin was supposed to be watching him. Sean Preston did not have a skull fracture or a blood clot, and those reports were false. He did suffer some kind of head injury that made him sleepy, though.

    Britney is said to be five months pregnant with her second child. News reports went back and forth as to her pregnancy status, with the latest news stating that it's true. When questioned about his wife's pregnancy at a recent radio station appearance, Kevin said "I wouldn't bet on it."

    Here is Kevin going out to dinner at the restaurant Nobu with a friend. Pictures [via]

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    Apr
    27
    Britney Spears schedules a press conference - what's it about?


    Britney Spears has a press conference scheduled for May 7th. She's supposed to be announcing her pregnancy and may admit that she's separated from Kevin: (please let the second part be true):

    "Britney hasn't held a press conference in so long that we know its something big, pregnancy, a split, we're not sure" says Karen Phillips from Sony/BMG. Pictures have recently surfaced of Britney in a red bikini showing a round stomach that is definitley bigger than before. Spears who has been keeping quiet and when going out wearing large flowing dresses and tops to hide her stomach will face a huge media flock if a split or pregnancy is announced. Spears and Federline tied the knot in September 2004 and have already one child together Sean who is close to 8 months old.

    Jive Records and Britney's management were allegedly planning to release her 5th Album in November this year and a world tour was being drawn up for early 2007; Spears was also due to perform at numerous award shows this year but has since pulled out of the commitments due to an unexplained reason.

    Now it really does sound like she's pregnant. She's probably not breaking up with K-Fed, though. The article says they haven't been seen together in "weeks," but that's not true. They were just together in Vegas for his show at Pure, even though Britney didn't attend.

    Kevin has called Britney the inspiration for his terrible rap-like music and says that little Sean Preston just loves to listen to it:

    "My wife is an inspiration to me for life in general.

    "In some senses [sic] I feel I have to stick up for my family.

    "I want my son and my daughter and my other son to sit up there and look at daddy on TV and say, 'Damn!'"...

    It seems Sean Preston is daddy’s biggest (only) fan, Federline said of his son: "He is all smiles when he hears it.

    "You can tell the musically inclined thing is already there with him."

    Kevin is just so well-spoken, isn't he? He also revealed his painful past and said he was involved with gangs in Fresno:

    "A lot of my people got locked up; a lot of my people are dead. I'm not gonna sit here and get into details about what I did."

    "I'm not gonna sit here and say that I'm this grimy, gutter, gangsta. But I have been on the hustle."

    OMG that is funny. When someone says they're not getting in details, they mean there are no details.

    Here is Kevin walking to his car or something. When the photographer asked him if Britney is pregnant, he didn't respond. [via] TMZ has a video of it and of Kevin driving around. I wasted a minute of my life watching it, please don't make the same mistake.

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    Apr
    26
    Britney Spears fires her nanny


    Britney Spears decided to get rid of her nanny as a result of Sean Preston's supposed fall from a high chair:

    The singer made the decision to get rid of little Sean Preston’s keeper in the wake of the child falling from his highchair, according to In Touch Weekly.

    Britney has been “hiding out and depressed” since her son’s head-bonking incident and cancelled plans to celebrate her brother Bryan’s birthday, the mag reports. “She wanted to be a mother and thought she could snap her fingers and be the perfect mom,” a “pal” told the mag. “But Britney is learning the hard way that being a good mother is something you always have to work at.”

    Britney also asked for a doctor's advice, who told her not to put Sean Preston up "on any high surfaces where he could roll off." Yeah, that's not common sense or anything. Britney wanted to hire the doctor full time, but he declined. He must have realized that trading in a medical practice to become a nanny to celebrity isn't a wise career move.

    MSNBC's The Scoop goes on to attribute Britney's non-attendance at Kevin's show last week to her fear of leaving the baby alone with the neglectful nanny. We heard a few different versions, which we reported earlier. One had Kevin asking Britney to stay away so that he could get all the attention and another had Britney jealous that Kevin had asked Paris Hilton to come to the show. Either of those sound more likely.

    Maybe Britney will snap out of it soon and take charge of her life. If she's really pregnant, she'll need to get her act together so that she can care for two babies. She'll need to be more responsible even if she does get better staff.

    Here's Britney and her nanny in some pictures from late February.

    Update: here's a link to an Us Weekly scanned article about Sean Preston's accident.




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    Apr
    25
    Britney is really pregnant now - maybe


    So Us Weekly is claiming that Britney is like, 100% pregnant.

    Britney Spears, 24, couldn’t hide her pregnancy any longer when she showed up poolside at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas this weekend, sporting a red bikini and a serious bump. The singer is expecting her second child with husband Kevin Federline, 28, sources have confirmed to Us

    They have a picture of Britney covered up while holding Sean Preston as proof, and will presumably publish some of her in the bikini in their print edition.

    We're not believing it until we see it for certain. It still seems like a recycled rumor.

    Here's the back of Britney's head as she drives a mini cooper convertible. She is working on her new album with the guy in the passenger seat. [via]

    Update: popbytes has a small picture of the article scan.

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    Apr
    25
    K-Fed told Britney not to come to his show


    We were right that K-Fed's jealousy of Britney's fame is what kept her from his concert. Kevin is said to have told Britney over dinner to stay away from his show at Pure nightclub last Friday, even though she was planning on coming and was already in Vegas to support him:

    The fledgling rapper, who is desperate to kick-start his music career, is said to have ordered his pop singer spouse to stay away from the showcase, at which he played two songs from his forthcoming debut album, 'Playing With Fire', over fears she would "upstage" him.

    The 'Toxic' singer - who has a son, Sean Preston, with 28-year-old Federline - is said to have been devastated after he broke the news to her on a dinner date at plush Las Vegas restaurant Nero.

    One onlooker said: "It was a full-blown war of words. It was a very bad night for Britney.

    "Kevin didn't want Britney overshadowing him on the red carpet. Britney fled the restaurant and raced up to her suite alone, boycotting his performance."

    Britney was seen fleeing to her suite in tears. An earlier report had Britney jealous that Federline had invited Paris Hilton to come, (although Paris sent her parents instead) but it makes more sense that K-Fed's jealousy is what kept her away. Earlier rumors had the couple fighting over the fact that K-Fed thought that Brtiney stole his thunder at his performances.

    Kevin Federline cannot rap and would have no career if it wasn't for his talented wife. He was said to have turned down an earlier offer from Britney to get professional production help on his album. He's a fool for not accepting Britney's support, and for telling her to stay away from his shows. She will hopefully come to her senses and leave him soon.

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    Apr
    24
    Britney Spears skips out on husband K-Fed's listening party


    TMZ reported that Britney Spears planned to attend the listening party for her husband Kevin Federline's excuse for a rap album at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas this past Friday.

    It promises be the musical event of the year, in a way. Kevin Federline is hosting a listening party this Friday at posh Las Vegas nightclub Pure. Inevitably a large contingent of K-Fed's scruffy hangers-on and his C-list music producers will be in attendance.

    But in an interesting turn of supportive wifeliness, Britney Spears is planning to attend and has even gone so far as to put 11 of her own friends on the guest lists for the party, sources say.

    The pictures have come out from the event, and Britney is nowhere to be found. Is she fed up with K-Fed? We reported on Saturday that she was said to be enraged with Kevin when seven month-old Sean Preston fell off the couch when Kevin was supposed to be watching him. Sources say this may have been the fall that fractured the baby's skull, not the incident with the highchair.

    Britney may have stayed away because Kevin asked her to. The couple was said to be fighting over the fact that Britney gets all the attention at events promoting Kevin. The last time they made a public appearance together was at a belated birthay party for Kevin on March 25th.

    Britney is also said to feel threatened by reports that her ex-bodyguards plan to dish the dirt on her, which could include allegations of drug use and details of her sloppy lifestyle.

    Here is K-Fed looking like a royal ass at his show on Friday. [via]

    Update: Britney may have been pissed that Kevin asked Paris Hilton to come to the party. Paris didn't attend, and sent her parents instead. Another report has Britney and Kevin arguing in Vegas before the gig, with Britney crying before she went back to their suite.

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    Apr
    22
    Britney Spears is living in fear


    Britney Spears' seven month-old son, Sean Preston, has fallen several times according to sources close to Kevin and Britney. He's said to have fallen off the bed twice and off the couch at least once.

    When seven-month-old Sean toppled out of his high chair and fractured his scalp it wasn't his first fall, an ENQUIRER investigation has uncovered.

    Twice before, says a source, the baby has rolled off of the pop princess' bed and crashed to the floor. Doctors say Sean could suffer brain seizures or memory loss for years to come.

    Both times Britney freaked out when she was wakened by the sound of her little boy screaming," said an insider. "She found him lying face down on the floor after falling from the bed."It was every mother's nightmare come true. She was so afraid he was hurt. The first time it happened, Sean was just over three months old. Fortunately the floor in Britney and Kevin's bedroom is carpeted and the baby was frightened but uninjured.

    "But two weeks later, the same scary thing happened again. Once again Britney woke to find the little guy face down on the floor, crying his heart out. This time she was shaken to the core."

    Another article states that Sean Preston also rolled off the couch when Kevin was supposed to be watching him, outraging Britney:

    Despite the high-chair fall claim that was released last week, the magazine reports that they have heard from multiple insiders and they have told Life & Style that that based on the accounts of Spears family members and Kevin himself, they claim — Sean may have injured himself after rolling off a couch in the same room where Kevin and his friends were at the time.

    “When Britney came to the door, she heard a thump and then Sean Preston screaming,” says one insider. Brit immediately blamed Kevin, telling him, “You’ve been nothing but trouble for me ever since I met you.”

    Kids fall, and my son rolled off the couch at that age when I was actually watching him. It wasn't that far and he seemed fine, but it was scary. Of course when a child falls more than a couple of times it is cause for alarm, especially when the baby ends up with fractured skull! Kevin probably wasn't paying attention to Sean Preston at all, and he deserves much more than a few harsh words from Britney.

    Now Britney is said to be afraid of losing Sean since she's in the system with the Department of Children and Family Services. Considering how poorly the agency handled abuse claims against Michael Jackson, Britney doesn't seem to have much to worry about.

    Britney has received a lot of bad press for driving with her baby in her lap and getting investigated by social services. An online poll in Us Weekly found that only 27% of the people who responded would let their kids play at Britney's house.

    Here are pictures of Britney out shopping without Sean Preston yesterday. TMZ has a video of Britney walking to her car. The person videotaping asks "Is everything ok with Sean?" and she nods yes and gets in the car.

    If you look closely you can see that she's wearing a locket with a little picture of Sean Preston on it.

    Pictures [via]

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    Apr
    14
    Britney Spears in talks for new TV series


    Britney Spears has met with Will and Grace producers to discuss an ongoing role in school-based sitcom, "Dentention":

    The 24-year-old attended the meeting to talk about a role in an ensemble sitcom about teachers, tentatively titled Detention.

    During the two-hour meeting in late February, the singer read lines from a script and confessed she was "aching to give acting a go," according to Us Weekly magazine.

    Spears guest starred alongside Hayes on Will & Grace last month, appearing as a conservative talk show host.
    A source close to the actor says, "Having seen the way Britney works, he knows she has potential."

    One of the producers' main concerns was that the pop star was pregnant with her second child.

    The source adds, "First, she laughed and said, 'Do I look it?' Then she assured them that she wouldn't jeopardize a new project.

    Britney is said to be very interested and is looking forward to the project. We don't think she can act, but it's likely she'll get the role anyway.

    Meanwhile Britney is said to be pushing K-Fed to enroll in charm school, but he predictably doesn't want to go:

    A friend of the couple tells In Touch that Britney, 24, wants Kevin to enroll in a "charm school" workshop with Beverly Hills therapist Dr. Irene Kassorla. "Kevin is in dire need of a makeover," their pal adds. "This class could be just what the doctor ordered. It's Chivalry 101!" But making him over won't be easy. "Kevin is fighting her on this," the friend says. "He cut back on his partying and cut his hair for her. But going to therapy to turn him into a gentleman is not something he is excited about." But Britney still hopes that with a little effort--and a bit of education--her frog may someday turn into a prince.

    You can't change a guy, Britney, that's why you don't marry the guys you date in your early twenties.

    Here are a bunch of different looks that Britney has sported recently, as shown on People Online. [via]

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    Apr
    13
    Britney Spears cleared of child endangerment charges


    Nothing came of the recent Department of Children and Family Services investigation into Sean Preston's skull fracture. The case was dropped immediately after case workers questioned the Spears-Federlines. (In what is probably an oversight, The Sun spells Federlines last name wrong in the way that we all do to make fun of him.)

    Social service investigators were automatically called after the singer took SEAN PRESTON to hospital with the injury.

    But after quizzing Britney and hubby KEVIN SPENDERLINE, authorities ruled it was an accident.

    Britney’s lawyer Marty Singer said: “They determined that the parents were not involved in any injury and that nothing improper was done within the home.”

    Doctors say the seven-month-old is lucky to be alive after plunging three feet on to his head when his high chair snapped on April 1. He was being looked after by his nanny at the star’s home in Malibu.

    From what I know, Child Services can take months to investigate a case. They must have closed this one right away because it was Britney's baby.

    Here is Kevin Federline in Century City, California on April 11th.

    Pictures [via]

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    Apr
    08
    Kevin Federline feels lame because his wife is so much better than him


    Kevin Federline and Britney Spears are reportedly fighting because KFed feels that Britney steals all the attention at events promoting his album. Both Star Magazine and Life and Style report that Federline feels lame because he can't get any recognition on his own. The gossip rags have a similar take on Kevin's promotional appearance at Club X in Dallas on April 1st.

    Life and Style reports:

    But the crowd responded differently when Britney Spears arrived. “Kevin performed a few songs live from the DJ booth,” Mike Esterman, who booked the party, tells Life & Style.

    “But when Britney walked in, the crowd went crazy.”

    “It’s always about Britney — or Britney and Kevin as a couple — but these events are about Kevin,” says a K-Fed insider, who adds that Kevin arrived at the club solo to keep the spotlight on him only. (Brit arrived about half an hour later.) “I’m not even sure Kevin thought she was coming, because he was just focusing on himself.”

    And Star says:

    "Kev wanted Brit to back off some," a club insider tells Star People.

    "He didn't want her there to steal his thunder. He feels that whenever Britney is around, she inevitably gets all the attention. However, a source close to Britney, 24, says she's the one who's mad, thanks to Kevin, 28, and his oversize ego.

    "What he doesn't seem to understand," the source fumes, "is that the only reason anyone is interested in him is because he's Britney Spears' husband. He would not have an album if it weren't for Britney."

    While Britney's right about being the bigger star, she has mistaken ideas about where she should focus her efforts. She seems to think her forgettable drop-in appearance on Will and Grace is the beginning of an actual acting career:

    In Touch Weekly reports that after that recent performance on “Will and Grace” Spears is hoping to become a TV star. The reviews weren't pretty - and the weekly magazine displays [some] in their Friday edition.

    “She hasn’t stretched this much since she took on the role of impressive pop singer.”
    — Neal Justin, staff writer, Minneapolis Star Tribune

    “She has no presence, she struck awkward poses in terribly unflattering outfits and the drawl wasn’t very convincing.”
    — Matt Roush, senior TV critic, tvguide.com

    In case you doubt these negative reviews, you can watch Britney's "acting" for yourself. She is a bigger star than her husband - but she's a pop singer, not an actress:

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    Apr
    05
    Thomas Dolby is annoyed that Federline raps so poorly on top of his music

    Kevin Federline, who amazed everyone by getting a paid job last week, is under fire from 80s pop star Thomas Dolby for using the signature music from "She Blinded me with Science" on his latest "rap" song accessible from his 1997-era MySpace. (link launches automatic "music")

    Dolby blogs about Federline's theft of the sample:

    Next item: Britney Spears’ husband Kevin Federline, whom I’d never heard of until a few days ago, appears to have illegally sampled one of my compositions. On his MySpace site you can download an MP3 which uses a looped sample from Mobb Deep’s ‘Get It Twisted’, which in turn copped the string line from my own song ‘She Blinded Me With Science.’

    Now, Mobb Deep did it the right way and had his label BMG come and ask for a license. They paid me a fee and a royalty on the sales of Mobb Deep’s record. However K-Fed, as his fans affectionately refer to him, did NOT ask permission, he just went ahead and did it. He is therefore blatantly violating the copyright law. And laws aside, he owed it to me as an artist to ask if I minded that he recorded a vitriolic rap over the top of my music. It starts off ‘This is for the HATERS…’ and goes on to blast the media, paparrazzi and all his other critics, sparing no expletives along the way.

    BMG Records have also had their copyright violated, as they own the master to Mobb Deep’s record. But BMG don’t want to rock the Britney boat so they are turning a blind eye. It’s pathetic! Turns out K-Fed has no management, label or lawyer, so it’s going to be hard getting hold of him. So K-Fed, if you’re reading this, I’m asking you nicely to take the track down ASAP. Or maybe you’d prefer me to come after some of your wife’s ill-gotten gains?

    [via]

    Dolby is touring again as a single act after 15 years, and finds it amusing that press outlets are more interested in his feud with Federline than the fact that he's revitalizing his music career.

    Here is Federline's wife, Britney Spears, rotting her child's teeth and accompanying her husband to a promotion gig for his album at Club X in Dallas.

    Header image is from Thomas Dolby's upcoming tour.

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    Apr
    04
    Britney Spears is worse than insensitive


    Starpulse has a story stating that little people organizations are outraged that Britney hired people of small stature to entertain her husband at his birthday party in Atlanta. We could find no press releases or official statements confirming this, although it does seem obvious that her actions would upset people:

    Spears has been criticized by a host of foundations representing the interests of smaller people, who have branded the stunt at last month's (Mar. 21) surprise event utterly tasteless.

    At the party, hosted in a Las Vegas, Nevada restaurant, two female dwarves were reportedly employed to carry in Kevin Federline's 28th birthday cake, while another dressed as a miniature Sonny Bono alongside a Cher look-alike.

    Horrified sources claim boozy guests giggled and cheered, with some jokingly suggesting a dwarf-throwing contest.

    But dwarf groups are enraged at the appearances, insisting the stunt was demeaning.

    A member of America's Billy Barty Foundation - named after the late diminutive Hollywood veteran - says, "It is wicked to hurl abuse at anyone of diminished height simply because they are small.

    "We know dwarves and midgets who are immense in stature because of their talent.

    "Mostly they are able to rise above any insults. But inevitably, feelings are hurt by nasty comments. There's only one word for it - bullying."

    When we first reported that Britney hired dwarves to entertain her husband, we noted that "People who mock little people are ignorant and stupid." It's like hiring someone in black face for laughs, and Britney deserves plenty of criticism for this.

    Here are some little people organizations so that we can all be a little more enlightened about how offensive Britney's actions were. (Again, there are no official press releases, but it may be helpful to get someone else's point of view.)
    - Dwarfism.org, which notes that the term "midget" is highly offensive
    - The Children of Difference Foundation
    - Little People of America

    Britney is said to be due in September if she's really pregnant. We don't think that dumb bitch should produce any more children, and hope that the nanny can drum some sense into SP, because he doesn't have much of a chance with the parents he's got.

    Here's Britney getting her hair done and talking on the phone yesterday. [via]

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    Apr
    01
    Nude online pictures of Britney Spears were fakes


    Some nude pictures of Britney Spears that were seen online have been deemed fakes:

    BRITNEY SPEARS is breathing a sigh of relief after a photographer admitted his "naked Britney" images on the internet were fake.

    Snapper ERIC STRIFFLER said the look-a-like of the TOXIC singer was a glamour model called EMILY after the snaps had spread all over the internet.

    No word if the naked Britney pictures sold to Golden Palace for $40,000 last week were also fake.

    Britney's appearance on Will and Grace Thursday was said to be decent and funny, but a bit rough in spots. Her southern accent was also said to be overdone.

    Here are two recent sets of pictures of Britney's husband, Kevin Federline. These show him getting coffee for Britney on Sunday March 26, and arriving with his friends at a recording studio in Atlanta on March 24th.

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    Mar
    29
    K-Fed's record title is self-explanatory


    K-Fed, you give us so much to work while describing the title of your new album:

    "My album is sure to set the dance floors across the world on fire!" Federline said in a statement. "The inspiration and meaning behind the title Playing with Fire is self-explanatory."

    First of all, it's hysterical that you're explaining that it's supposed to be self-explanatory. That really brings home your point, thanks.

    Next, did you get the fact that it can have more than one meaning? Because maybe then you wouldn't try and emphasize the title of the album, which may have beats that could, er, burn you and all of your listeners. (We are so sorry for pointing this out, and are nearly as bad as K-Fed in that respect.)

    K-Fed does not yet have a record contract, but is said to be "weighing his options."

    Federline characteristically rebuffed his infinitely more talented wife when she offered to hook him up with her magical producers several months ago.

    You can hear a genius one-sample track off his new album on his 1997-era MySpace (launches automatic music).

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    Mar
    28
    What's in Britney's cart?


    Britney and SP shopped with help from her personal assistant and bodyguard at Ralphs grocery store in Malibu yesterday. Seen in her cart were Cheerios (we would guess for SP), Splenda, Skittles, and cans of Coke and Tab. Britney was also spotted with a ready-made salad, so at least part of her diet isn't processed food.

    One of the most interesting stories to come out about Britney recently involves the little people exploited at her husband's birthday party:

    The pop babe asked two little people to carry a cake to hubby Kevin Federline during his 28th birthday party at exclusive Las Vegas nightspot, Tao.

    The following night the pair visited the same club, and Britney arranged for a Cher look-a-like to perform a duet of 'I Got You Babe' with a midget Sonny Bono impersonator...

    "Everyone found Britney's surprise really hilarious. Kevin and Britney and their friends were in fits."

    That's right, little people are just hysterical.

    I saw an HBO America Undercover special called "Dwarfs: Not a fairy tale" a while ago that really opened my eyes:

    Dwarfs: not a fairy tale reveals the realities of dwarfism through five personal stories and dispels many of the misconceptions about little people by exploring the effects of family, culture and medical advances in their lives. The film proves that being different does not affect the potential for happiness or success.

    People who mock little people are ignorant and stupid, and Britney and Kevin reveal how low class they really are with this latest stunt.

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    Mar
    26
    Britney and Kevin keep a united front


    Britney cleaned up well and dressed modestly for a party at Vision nightclub in Atlanta to promote her husband Kevin Federline's new critically-panned rap-like album last night.

    Britney and Kevin have a shaky relationship as everyone knows, and it's nice that Britney is trying to support Kevin, however misguided his career.

    Britney and her mother are said to be fighting. Britney was supposedly "in shock" after her mother refused to fly out to Hawaii to lend her support after Britney and Kevin had a row. Mrs. Spears may be annoyed that Britney is quick to ask for help but slow to act on everyone's advice that she leave Kevin.

    Pictures [via]

    Update: The party was a belated birthday party for Kevin, according to Wireimage. We added four more pictures of Britney and Kevin that are less flattering. Three more after the jump.

    Update: Images removed on request.


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    Mar
    24
    Was she drinking or wasn't she?


    There have been conflicting reports about Britney's drinking habits. People and Us Weekly reported that Britney has been drinking as we mentioned yesterday, and today the NY Daily News states that she was doing shots while out in Vegas on Wednesday night.

    The National Ledger tipped us off to the fact that TMZ said that she was drinking non-alcoholic beverages and did not smoke on Wednesday night, according to a source:

    TMZ has eyewitnesses that tell a different story.

    The AOL web site details that Britney was a true teetotaler - she never drank and never smoked the entire evening. But she did irritate some patrons - whenever Brit went to the bathroom, security cleared a path and closed off the restroom.

    We could not find the article The National Ledger sources on TMZ's website, so it must be a video report and you'll have to take their word for it.

    Over the past few days, everyone has gradually come to the conclusion that Britney isn't pregnant based primarily on the fact that she has been drinking. If she's not drinking, then all bets are off.

    We have pictures from three different image galleries. The header image is from Kevin's appearance at "All the Hits Q-100" radio station in Atlanta today, presumably promoting his album. [via] There are some pictures of Kevin smoking and playing craps with Britney watching on 3/22. [via] And of the two supposedly shopping in Vegas yesterday, although the pictures look like they're taken at the same casino where Kevin was playing craps. [via]

    People are going to say Kevin looks good in these candids at the radio station, but we still don't see it. He looks like any idiot early-20s loser who still thinks he's a teenager.

    Here's a sample with 13 more after the jump.

    Update: Some images removed on request.

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    Mar
    23
    Britney and Kevin enjoy a tumultuous relationship

    Britney and Kevin are in Vegas for Kevin's 28th birthday party. TMZ has a quick video of the couple out last night while the pictures below were taken. Britney has her hand over her stomach, but it could mean anything. It does not look like she is hiding a bump, contrary to some reports.

    Here are the latest rumors:

  • Britney has been drinking. US Weekly says that she had red wine and champagne on different occasions last week. People says that she had a cosmopolitan at Kevin's birthday party last night.

  • Britney was again without her ring - at her husband's birthday party!

  • Britney and Kevin stayed in different hotels and did not speak for three days in Hawaii after a bad fight according to US Weekly

  • Britney is supposedly not pregnant but does want more kids while Kevin, of course, doesn't.

  • Britney is pissed that Kevin encouraged his ex, Shar Jackson, to record her own version of Britney's hit "Toxic" according to the National Enquirer.

    We're honestly a little tired of these two, and think that Britney is just trapped in a bad relationship with a user. Yes that's stating the obvious, but it would be much more interesting if she would put her foot down for once. (And if she would wear something that covers up her fat instead of showcasing it.)

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  • Mar
    19
    Keeping up with the Spederlines


    We haven't kept up with the Spederlines the past two days and like you we're sick of them, but still interested in a rubbernecking way. Here are the highlights.

  • Yesterday Britney went out for lunch with some friends. She wore a crop top and does not look pregnant.

  • Kevin got a haircut and proudly announced to the world that he donated the leftovers.

  • Kevin also got "a tattoo of an embryo featuring tribal designs" which may mean anything to that fool.

  • Britney and Kevin went out to dinner last night at Koi. They appear to have been in some kind of fight as Britney looked upset in the car and they left via the back exit. Some say Kevin looks hot with his new hair, but we don't think so.

  • Britney was back at the studio today sporting a new fluffy hairdo. Pictures are below.

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  • Mar
    17
    Britney Spears' Sex Tape case still in court


    Before you get excited thinking this thing is actually going to come out, remember how unwatchable Chaotic was. Britney Spears has an ongoing lawsuit against US Weekly for a 2005 October article that claimed that Britney and Kevin made a sex tape which they inexplicably showed to their estate lawyers:

    Spears, 24, sued the magazine in December over an Oct. 17 "Hot Stuff" column that mentioned a sex tape featuring her and husband Kevin Federline. The article said that the couple acted goofy while screening it for their estate-planning lawyers, all of whom "either laughed or [were] disgusted by it." The Chaotic couple showed it to their reps because they had been afraid that the "raunchy footage"--a duplicate from Spears' and K-Fed's private collection--would go public, the column read.

    US Weekly wanted the lawsuit dismissed, but the judge just ruled that the suit could proceed and that Spears' lawyer has until April 6 to get more witnesses. The author of the article in question says that his source was solid, and Spears' lawyer is not calling him as a witness.US Weekly has refused to print a retraction.

    Spears denies the tape even exists and is seeking $20 million in damages. US Weekly says Spears might be able prove the article was false, but can't show that they had malicious intent in printing it.

    You know that this thing probably exists. These are the attention whores who bragged about their sex life in that piece of shit Chaotic. Let's hope for Britney's sake this whole thing just blows over, and if there is a tape it's been destroyed.

    Britney was back in LA yesterday at a recording studio. While her friend has a muffin-top, Britney might actually be pregnant since her belly button is protruding so much. We don't know. US Weekly just reported that she wasn't pregnant, and has a C-section scar infection. (Thanks Perez!) It sounds like they're just hedging their bets.

    Thanks to Marie at the JJB board for these pictures.

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    Mar
    15
    Britney can't stop eating


    Whether she's pregnant or not (we change our mind every day), Britney should not be eating junk food. Anyone who's seen Supersize Me knows that McDonalds does damage fast.

    TMZ reports that Britney and Kevin hit up McDonalds and KFC all the time:

    And judging from [Britney and Kevin's] frequent drive-thru excursions and the contents of their supermarket shopping carts, the food of choice ain't sushi.

    Fast food isn't actual nutrition, it's just a treat. Now we really think they're nasty.

    Kevin also complained that he can't golf anymore, and implied that he barely sees Britney and SP during the week:

    "Monday through Friday, I get up at 7:30 a.m., train at the gym for two hours, then go to the studio. I have weekends off to see my kids and to spend time with my old lady."

    Well, at least he thinks he's working.

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    Mar
    14
    Britney falls prey to the evil tiki doll

    Britney must not have watched the Brady Bunch, because the family's first vacation in Hawaii was totally ruined by the curse of an evil tiki doll. It looks like she found the thing and is oblivious to the pain and suffering it's about to bring to her family. She'll never break up with K-Fed now. The curse of the Tiki Doll is clearly affecting him too.

    Pictures [via]

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    Mar
    14
    K-Fed is obvious

    Keisha Buchanon's cleavage
    Sugababes star Keisha Buchanon claims that K-Fed was checking her out - right in front of Britney and his infant son.

    Buchanan is quoted as saying, "Kevin gave me a 'look' and Britney just grabbed his arm and pulled him in close to her." Continue reading this article below

    "He is probably all over loads of girls and if we can see it, why can't she?" Buchanan is very similar in looks to Federline's ex-love, Shar Jackson.

    Buchanon is single after splitting with her boyfriend of three years, basketball player Zane Alliluyeva, a few weeks ago.

    Buchanon sums it up nicely. We all want to shake Britney and tell her to snap out of it and get rid of the creep.

    You think the guy would try a little harder to deserve the free ride he's getting. Britney may have gained a few pounds, but she's pregnant, she's rich, and she's still gorgeous when she cleans up. (Ok, maybe she's not gorgeous and granted she doesn't know how to dress, but she looks good.)

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    Mar
    13
    Britney puts Kevin on a budget


    Britney Spears does not know how to cut her losses. Instead, she's attempting to miminize them by putting Kevin on a budget:

    Insiders said Spears has put Federline, a wannabe rap star, on a budget. "Each month, he will be allotted a certain amount of money for personal use - i.e., clothing, nightclubs, booze and day-to-day activities. Any big items - cars, or trips that go over allowance - need to be approved by Brit herself," said one source.

    Page Six goes on to quote a source that witnessed Britney screaming at Kevin on her cell phone for not visiting her all day.

    Obviously things are strained between Britney and Kevin. There's also been a lot of speculation that she's pregnant. The latest news is that she told someone at the Four Season's spa that she's pregnant and that she cancelled a photoshoot because of her growing midsection.

    While some call the latest photos of Britney in a bikini inconclusive, a video of Britney walking in Hawaii on March 4th shows the pop star with a discernable bump as she moves around:

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    Mar
    10
    We just can't help ourselves

    Two pictures: Britney Spears smiling beside a picture of Kevin's phallic ice cream treat. The caption reads You people will look at anything.
    Paying attention to Britney Spears is like rubbernecking. You have to try really, really hard not to do it, and everyone does it even though it slows us all down.

    Britney is supposedly three months pregnant and is planning to leave Kevin to raise the baby "alone." Here is a thrilling video of the family walking down the street. According to Marie, who puts up all of the best paparazzi photos on the JJB board, the two are staying in separate hotels on the island of Maui.

    In these latest photos, Britney sucks in her stomach while shopping and Kevin sucks on a phallic ice cream treat while "filming a video."

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    Britney Spears shopping in MauiBritney Spears shopping in MauiKevin Federline eats a phallic ice cream treatKevin Federline eats a phallic ice cream treat

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    Mar
    08
    Britney is definitely pregnant

    Despite recent denials by Britney's publicist, there is no hiding her baby bump in these bikini pictures from yesterday. Star reports that Britney is definitely pregnant and is dumping Kevin. While we'd rather see her single than with Kevin, they still seem to be together. Photos from the last few days show them in Hawaii holding hands and going for a walk with the baby.

    The woman with Britney in these photographs seems to be the one seen with Kevin on the hotel balconey earlier.

    Update: The National Ledger has highlights from the Star article, which claims that Britney is three months pregnant and wants a trial separation.

    Five more after the jump

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    Mar
    04
    Kevin freeloads, gets picture taken

    More thrilling balconey shots of world famous freeloader Kevin Federline. The woman with him is not Britney, but may be "Jenny, her manager's girlfriend" according to posts on the bulletin board where I found the pictures. It doesn't look like they're doing more than hanging out, anyway.

    Britney just bought a $5.1 million house in Hawaii and is going to release a new fragrance called "In Control." It's an ironic choice for a perfume name when her life is anything but "In Control."

    In Control will be the third fragrant release from the TOXIC hitmaker, following stratospheric sales of her 2004 scent, Curious, and last year's (05) Fantasy.

    The singer hopes to release the vanilla-based aroma as a limited edition in April (06).

    Kevin Federline on a balconey in Hawaii

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    Mar
    03
    K-Fed's in Hawaii

    K-Fed seems to have joined his foolish wife in Hawaii. Here are some snaggle-tooth pictures of him talking on the phone. I know, these are thrilling. She may have kicked him out of the house, but he's still hanging around. [via]

    Update: According to British tab "The Sun," Britney bought a 3 million house in Hawai hoping to rekindle her relationship. I can't keep up anymore, but the girl is just trying too hard. She should have waited to get married. The same crap would have happened to me if I married any of the idiots I dated in my early twenties. [via]

    Two more after the jump.

    K-Fed talking on the phone

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    Mar
    02
    Britney might have a clue

    divorce?
    Reports are surfacing that Britney was enraged after being tipped off about photos of Kevin with his arm around French "actress" Sandy Lakdar, aka DIE2DIE. She supposedly kicked him out - yes again:

    Spears was holidaying in Maui, Hawaii on 22 February (06) when a friend called with the news of Federline's latest scandal, according to American magazine Life & Style.

    Federline, who was working on his debut album in Los Angeles, was photographed cuddling with a sultry young dancer, called SANDY LAKDAR, outside Hollywood's Millennium Studios.

    A friend of Spears' says, "She was literally kicking and screaming (when she heard about the photos). When she got back to her suite, she was so furious, she destroyed everything in sight. She called Kevin but couldn't reach him."

    The friend claims Spears has since ordered her husband to pack his bags and "get the hell out" of the house she shares with him in Malibu, California.

    The dates seem a bit sketchy, considering that she was just in New Orleans with Kevin. It's possible that she kicked him out afterward.

    For her part, Lakdar says that she just met Kevin that day, so of course nothing could have happened:

    But Lakdar, 25, is jumping to Federline's defence, insisting she first met Spears' husband the day the photos were taken, and the pop superstar has nothing to fear. She says, "I do not fuck married men."

    This argument is weak, given how intimate the two looked. Whether she's telling the truth or not, the pictures are damning. If she only met him that day, then she might not have fucked him but it's still wrong for him to treat her like an old friend. When I first saw the pictures, I even thought the two might be related. Please let it be true that Britney kicked him out, and let's hope she's not really pregnant again. (Or at least that it's not K-Fed's.)

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    Feb
    26
    Britney and K-Fed over? Her cousin thinks so

    divorce?
    Britney's own cousin talks trash about her relationship, speculating that Britney and K-Fed will split up soon:

    BRITNEY Spears' marriage to Kevin Federline is doomed, a close relative claimed yesterday.

    The pop princess wants to do the best thing for the sake of her four-monthold baby Sean Preston, according to Art Spears, a 52-year-old engineer.

    Britney's cousin Art said: "I don't think Britney and Kevin are going to stay together.

    "Her son is her life and she will obviously do what ever is best for him - but does that involve Kevin? I don't think so."

    We have heard that they fight in public, she has thrown him out of the house in the past and may have briefly taken his Ferrari away, and there are many pictures of Britney without her ring. Britney is also in Hawaii with SP while K-Fed cavorts with a French "actress" in LA. Of course their relationship is stable.

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