Lindsay Lohan doesn’t want to go to rehab right after jail

Actress Lindsay Lohan reacts following her sentencing by Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel during a probation status hearing in Beverly Hills, California on July 6, 2010. Revel sentenced Lohan to 90 days in jail Tuesday after ruling she violated probation in a 2007 drug case by failing to attend court-ordered alcohol education classes.  UPI/David McNew/Pool Photo via Newscom

Would you like the real dish on what Lindsay Lohan is really and truly like in jail? Look no further than this hilariously tragic portrait of Lindsay, via The Sun’s sources:

LINDSAY LOHAN has been moved to solitary confinement to keep her away from abusive inmates, according to a recently released lag. The actress has reportedly kept prisoners at LA County jail awake at night as she wails over the taunts chanted at her repeatedly throughout the day. As a result, Lindsay’s been put in lockdown as officials bid to make conditions more bearable for all, says former inmate Cheryl Presser.

She revealed: “Lindsay would lie there shivering all night, crying and covering her face with her hands. Her wailing was keeping everyone awake. She had a hysterical fit, crying and yelling, so she got put in isolation.”

According to an insider, the once fashionable starlet is now wearing an orange jumpsuit and one-size-fits-all “granny panties” that she has to knot at the sides to keep from falling down.

“She’s been crying all day long and is a total mess,” says a source about Lindsay’s incarceration, which may reportedly last only 14 of the 90 days to which she was sentenced, due to overcrowding. “She’s now in a catatonic, out-of-it calm.”

Lindsay’s pampered lifestyle changed overnight, beginning with her 8-by-12-foot cell at the Lynwood jail in LA, which is kept at brutally cold temperatures. “Sleeping is difficult,” says the insider. And a Lynwood source claims that Lindsay was given a regular bed — versus the standard thin mattress the other inmates have — but only a thin blanket, without a pillow.

Even though Lindsay must be beyond miserable, she still receives preferential treatment, including her own television, special phone privileges, extended time with visitors and special food. Her perks have infuriated the gang leaders in the jail, who feel they’ve been upstaged by a celebrity. “Lots of girls in here would love to clock her, just to be known as ‘the girl who decked Lindsay,” says the insider. “She’d better watch herself.”

[From The Sun and In Touch Weekly]

I mean, yes, it’s sad. But it’s also kind of funny, in the same way I found Lindsay’s crack tears funny when she was being sentenced. Lindsay is in her jail cell alone, and she’s been able to keep using her “prescription medication” so what the hell is she “wailing” about again? Oh, right. Because no one is paying attention to her and her stupid crack drama. It’s only for two weeks, for the love of God! Do you know how sort-of awesome that sounds?

Speaking of crack drama, Lindsay’s poor lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley told People Magazine that Lindsay is looking to have a few days as a buffer after she leaves jail and before she enters rehab. Holley says Lindsay would like to spend that time “with her family.” “Family” = “her real family, cocaine and vodka.”

With less than a week left in jail, Lindsay Lohan is now thinking – and worrying – about what comes next: her mandatory three months in rehab.

“She’s a little upset right now,” her attorney Shawn Chapman Holley said after visiting the actress Tuesday. “She’d like to spend some time with her family, and there’s at least some question as to whether or not she’ll have to go directly to rehab.”

Prosecutors confirmed Tuesday that Lohan must report to an L.A.-based residential rehab facility 24 hours after her release from jail, which likely will be Sunday or Monday, but her attorney is concerned “there’s a push now for her to go directly to rehab from jail.”

“I think it would only be fair for her to spend some time with her family and that’s what she’d like for me to emphasize to judge,” says Holley.

Lohan, 24, has been jailed at the women’s facility in Lynwood, Calif., since July 20 for a 90-day sentence for violating probation in a DUI case. Her term is being reduced due to overcrowding.

[From People]

Yes, when Lindsay turned herself in, Judge Revel did emphasize that Lindsay was going to be going straight into rehab after her release from jail, so I’m not sure what all this crack drama is about now. Lindsay must really need a fix.

One last thing: remember how Lindsay got to keep her hair extensions? And how that was just one part of the list of special treatments Lindsay was getting? Well, the sheriff’s spokesman actually went on the record about it! According to this dude, Lindsay’s extensions “are bonded to her hair, sewn too close to the scalp to remove.

LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 06: Actress Lindsay Lohan attends a probation revocation hearing at the Beverly Hills Courthouse on July 6, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. Lindsay Lohan was found in violation of her probation for the August 2007 no-contest plea to drug and alcohol charges stemming from two separate traffic accidents, she is scheduled to surrender on July 20, 2010 to serve her 90 day jail sentence. (Photo by David McNew/Getty Images)

LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 06: Actress Lindsay Lohan attends a probation revocation hearing at the Beverly Hills Courthouse on July 6, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. Lindsay Lohan was put on probation for her August 2007 no-contest plea to drug and alcohol charges stemming from two separate traffic accidents, but the probation was revoked in May 2010 after missing a scheduled hearing. (Photo by David McNew/Getty Images)

LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 06: Actress Lindsay Lohan cries during her probation revocation hearing at the Beverly Hills Courthouse on July 6, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. Lindsay Lohan was put on probation for her August 2007 no-contest plea to drug and alcohol charges stemming from two separate traffic accidents, but the probation was revoked in May 2010 after missing a scheduled hearing. (Photo by David McNew/Getty Images)

Actress Lindsay Lohan surrenders in court to begin serving a 90-day jail term for violation of probation in Beverly Hills, California on July 20, 2010. UPI/Al Seib/Pool Photo via Newscom

Actress Lindsay Lohan surrenders in court to begin serving a 90-day jail term for violation of probation in Beverly Hills, California on July 20, 2010. UPI/Al Seib/Pool Photo via Newscom

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  1. fugly says:

    well of course she doesn’t. she’s got crack to smoke.

  2. denise says:

    But I thought she said she was tough and could handle jail. Oh, Lindsay , can the crap sweetie,noone feels sorry for you anymore.
    And it’s so not shocking that she does’nt want to go to rehab, because she does’nt have a problem.

  3. photo jojo says:

    What a tragedy.

  4. Miss Thang says:

    More evidence that not even jail time can change this brat.

  5. eja102 says:

    so she’s bald, basically.

    what an awful mental picture.

  6. Tia C says:

    Of course she doesn’t! But I doubt Judge Revel will be giving her much choice in the matter. I hope they clamp that SCRAM ankle bracelet back on her the second she gets released from Lynwood. No more fun for you for a good long while, Eloise! Er, Lindsay!

  7. jen says:

    The DEUCE you say!!! Mon Dieu, how can this be? Surely serving 20% of her punishment has taught her the error of her ways!

    6 months till she overdoses. Anybody want to bet against?

  8. YT says:

    The Sun is noted for BS articles, so take this one with a grain of salt.

    Awww, poor Lindsay is unhappy. The mean ol’ judges should give her a couple of weeks to party and shop before going to rehab … without the SCRAM monitor and drug tests, of course.

  9. Ron says:

    too bad. i bet she didn’t want to go to jail either.

  10. meme says:

    not to worry, hohan. your ‘people’ will find you a nice cushy rehab where you can hone your acting skills for 3 months and then go right back to partying until you OD and die.

  11. Po says:

    Wow, so she doesn’t have to worry about hardly any of the things that regular inmates worry about like abuse, food, or seeing her family but she is still complaining. She is even seeing her family alone. She is an entitled mess. She doesn’t really understand why she is there to begin with and every day they treat her special it reinforces the idea in her mind that she is nothing like her fellow inmates. The truth is she is just like many of the other inmates in that prison. She started out with a horrible family, became a brat, started using drugs, and then moved on to other crimes. She is an average inmate so she should either be treated like everyone else or they should change the other prisoner’s treatment, if they think that it is so intolerable.

  12. Jeri says:

    That’s why it’s called PUNISHMENT. It is not what you want to do, it’s payback for ignoring other things you did not want to do, like the courts, probation officers, rehab guidelines, etc. Hope CAAN was worth it Lindsay. Maybe Mommy will go to rehab with you.

  13. Obvious says:

    still say add the rest of her jail time to her rehab, and put the SCRAM back on while in rehab. alot of people are still able to get drugs and alcohol there. make sure she doesn’t. and don’t let her go somewhere plush, do a state run rehab or something.

  14. hottathanholywatta says:

    SHAVE HER HEAD!!!!

  15. Eden says:

    She is a child emotionally.
    Drug and alcohol addiction stunt your developmental growth on all levels so she is reacting appropriately for her “age”.

    Maybe this process of forced sobriety and hopefully strong & hardcore external support at rehab will help her process her life & her pain and her childhood thus far and take steps in the right direction to catch up internally with her chronological age.

    It’s a race to the finish.
    Either her lifestyle will catch up with her and have serious life/death consequences or she will do the hard work to live a life that will sustain her.

    “Granny panties knotted at the sides to keep them from falling down”
    HILARIOUS image.
    .

  16. Lady D says:

    @ lem, it doesn’t really sound like jail is all that severe for her. Special family visits, after-hour friend visits, private cell, tv, bed, phone, hair extensions. Oh, I almost forgot, she gets her meds too! The ‘severity of jail’ seems to have gone the way of her passport. Also: jail is supposed to be severe. It’s supposed to make you never want to go back there. Unfortunately for Lilo, she’s going to miss out on this lesson. I’m willing to bet money, she’ll be back for a second chance to learn. I feel a little sorry for her sometimes, then I remember how you or I would be treated by the court system, and I lose all sympathy for her.

  17. BiggieShortie says:

    Oh, boo hoo. They should just shave her dumb-assed head. I’d bet some money they’ve done that to OTHER people who have extensions close to the scalp.
    What bullshit.

  18. Jenny says:

    Most jails have psych wards. If she were even showing hints of mental illness, she would be visiting with a nurse in the jail and/or a psych evaluator to assess for suicidal or homicidal risk. Is Los Angeles county so out of funds that they can’t afford this for all inmates? I doubt it. As well, if an inmate has a mental disorder, they are encouraged to stay on their psych meds while they are on jail, I think, with the exception of tranquilizers, because they don’t want to exacerbate mental health patient’s symptoms. Lindsay having appropriately prescribed psych meds by an above the board prescriber is another question.

  19. Innocent says:

    She deserves to spend time with her family after her harsh jail sentence.
    She isn’t getting the SCRAM back on just random alcohol and drug testing.

    Free Lindsay

  20. lem says:

    my point about the severity of jail had nothing to do with hair extensions or a television; as far as that is concerned all jails in america give too many luxuries, not just lohan in the LA county jail. what i meant was that she has had all of her freedoms stripped away from her (as she deserved)– and saying it is “only two weeks” really makes it seem like that is an easy thing to go through, which its not no matter who you are.

    as far as the meds go, if they are doctor prescribed, all inmates are entitled to their medications. my understanding is that is not a special treatment given only to lohan.

  21. Innocent says:

    @Lady D
    This article is completely made up
    She has a $10 phone card, got to keep her extensions and can take her prescribed meds.
    She isn’t getting any special food her friends/fans/family bought her stuff from the O Keefe program and she has commisary.
    She has only 2 visits a week like any other inmate. Her lawyer may visit her almost daily but inmates are allowed unlimited visits from professionals.

  22. Lem says:

    waa waa

  23. original kate says:

    “The once fashionable starlet is now wearing one-size-fits-all “granny panties” that she has to knot at the sides to keep from falling down.”

    since when does this bitch wear panties?

  24. Missfit says:

    What a titty baby, she isn’t “tough” for shit…she just talks the talk. She needs to realize how hard the REAL inmates, real average people have it and how spoiled she’s still being in jail and what not (as other people have said). She has NO IDEA. She thinks she has it hard??? YA RIGHT! She needs to be forced to go to rehab, no ifs, buts about it and even at that, who knows if she’ll learn. And like other people said, she needs mental help. But what IF there is nothing wrong mentally, then she’s just a typical brat who needs her ass wooped, that’s what. If she needed her damn meds so much, then she wouldn’t be drinking or doing whatever drugs for shit. What kind of meds are they, some kind of happy pills? Something that puts your ass at ease, like Vicodin or hydrocodone, so she can be happy the whole time in there, on a high any damn way…oh but it’s “prescribed” so it’s “OK.” People can be hooked to prescribed drugs too, they don’t just have to be illegal. That stupid little grin on the bottom pic bothers me too…that’s probably when she realized she got her way…her sentenced reduced…little spoiled brat!

  25. canadianchick says:

    *rolls eyes*. I hope its a good rehab where she’s expected to withdraw from psychotropic drugs to ensure that she’s not simply using them to feed her addiction. Since she’s so reluctant to get actual help, the gang leaders will have another crack at her as her busted weave will end up in jail again soon.

  26. Innocent says:

    @Missfit
    The bottom pic of her smiling is when Shawn says she is still her lawyer.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rfiScnGWvo
    (1:14)

  27. Moreaces says:

    Hey Linds, do not collect 200 dollars, do not pass Chateau Marmont, Go Straigt to ReHab.

  28. Me1st says:

    umm, someone posted on here that she had a harsh sentence? are you effin kidding me???

  29. Moreaces says:

    “The once fashionable starlet is now wearing one-size-fits-all “granny panties” that she has to knot at the sides to keep from falling down.”

    since when does this bitch wear panties?

    —————-
    LMAO

  30. super8 says:

    They should shave her head!

    A bald head plus knotted granny panties: A great new rehab look for Lindsay.

    Add a SCRAM bracelet, and its a party.

  31. mollination says:

    So wait – she gets to pop percocet or dilaudid or whatever and watch t.v. all day in bed? That sounds like when I got my tonsils out – i.e. the best 2 weeks of my life! What a whiny little crack bitch.

  32. Jackson says:

    LOL, I don’t know why but that really pisses me off about her keeping her hair extensions. Just let ‘Mary Smith’ go in there with the same weave and they’ll laugh while they’re shaving her head. You know it.

    And boo-effing-hoo that she cries and doesn’t want to go directly to rehab. As my Daddy used to say, tough shitsky.

  33. bellaluna says:

    @ Innocent – Hi Dina!

    I’d hardly call 2 weeks in county jail “hard time”. I’m sure she’s having a hard time of it, but come on, it’s not prison, it’s jail! And yes, there IS a difference.

    I’m with whoever said tack on the time her jail sentence was shortened to her rehab term. That is an excellent idea!

    And she probably didn’t recognise the “granny panties” when they were handed to her – she doesn’t seem to have even a passing acquaintance with underwear.

  34. Johnthing says:

    I’m sick of this little girl and her hysterics.

  35. Liana says:

    She deserves to spend time with her family after her harsh jail sentence.
    ____________

    I know you weren’t trying to be funny, but this is hilarious.

    And I call bullshit on that article. She was NEVER with the general population, so she couldn’t have been moved out of general to solitary. She’s always been in protective custody.

  36. YT says:

    Lindsay could be a sociopath, though not very adept at covering when cornered. I was reading a long profile of a sociopath at a forum __not about celebrities__, and darned if Lindsay doesn’t fit every one of the 14 points listed. It would explain her actions, and if true, jail and rehab won’t do a thing for her. She may improve her skills at manipulation and conning.

  37. GatsbyGal says:

    OMFG she has to spend 14 days doing something unpleasant, how terrible, woe is her! Seriously, why is she getting so worked up over this. You’d think she was getting put away for 14 years, not days. I’m sure all the women in there who have life sentences are just loving her dramaqueen behavior.

  38. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    @Lem:

    I think people are saying ‘only’ because fourteen is only a tiny fraction of 90. Time’s relative, if it takes you fourteen days to put your pants on, it’s huge number. Conversely, when your wrap sheet is longer than your hair extensions, fourteen is tiny. For those who haven’t ever gone on a coke-fueled kidnapping revenge chase, it’s hard to imagine what a jail setting is like, but I doubt that today’s instutions are some kind of Tyburn or Newgate clones.

  39. canadianchick says:

    @bellaluna, my thoughts exactly. Hi White Oprah…and get your butt to rehab too, you enabling excuse for a mom!

  40. serena says:

    OH GOD this girl never learns. Go to rehab and stay there QUIET. You should be grateful and not bitchin’ about everything, you dumb crakhead. You rip what you sow.

  41. tuncay says:

    hastayım bu hatuna ya süper çok tatlı seksi süper bir parça

  42. flourpot says:

    I’m sick of her, too, Tuncay. Why is it only we here on Celebitchy that understand the basic concept of “if you ignore her, she’ll go away?” :P

  43. Camille says:

    If she does die from an OD or whatever after this mess, I will be very interested to see what people say on this blog about her.

    Lindsay needs longer than 3 months in rehab, she needs some kind of lock down place that she has to stay in for a year.

  44. elvisgrace says:

    She looks like Gollum in the second from the top photo in the series after the article. I can’t see Judge Revel agreeing to this – she’s hardcore like that. Cafe Press should issue a commemorative poster of her or something.

  45. birdgherl says:

    Totally agree with you…she wants to spend time on the last supper binge before rehab. She is in no way ready to get sober. I suspect this will end badly even after 90 days in rehab.

  46. trashaddict says:

    90 days, 90 days, 90 days! It’s worth my tax dollars to keep her off the streets for that long!

  47. Rachel says:

    She is sooooo bald! No mercy go right to rehab. Suck it up and get over yourself Lindsay

  48. gg says:

    Inbelievable. It just goes on and on and on. She’s had every privilege possible, never follows instructions and has run out of time over and over, and still the enabling and denial continue.

  49. Lia says:

    Hopefully, the judge will stick to her guns and put Lohan in rehab straight from the jail cell. That she has been getting special food and other perks is outrageous. Shame on everyone involved in coddling her.

  50. CB Rawks says:

    “she still receives preferential treatment, including her own television, special phone privileges, extended time with visitors and special food.”

    Why is that even happening? Who did she pay off, to get that? I don’t understand, she’s not special or fragile… what the f??
    I agree Lia, shame on those aholes.

  51. Angie says:

    Why are people so hateful?

  52. poopie says:

    why do we even CARE about this talentless loser spoiled brat? we are not talking about an actor on the level of a Hepburn or Streep. So, she made a couple of disney films; big whoop. Go away Lohans, all of you. Go far far away.

  53. sweetzy says:

    why would they give 5 star treatment to celebrities?? might as well build a celebrity jail for this unfair treatment.

    They are not different from the rest of other prisoners who in the same shit lohan is.

  54. Jazz says:

    The bitch is locked up and we STILL can’t get away from her crack shenanigans! Everyone else would of had their extensions taken out. And if the place is overcrowded, let some other people out to make room for Lindsay.

  55. Crash2GO2 says:

    @mollination: The only two drugs I heard that she is allowed to take are her Adderall and Ambien.

  56. Boo says:

    If this article is true, I’m pissed. Why exactly does she get ANY special treatment? Why isn’t she treated exactly the same as the rest of the population? If I go to jail, am I going to get special meals and phone priviledges and all that? No!

    America has a f*cking hidden class system that isn’t even bothering to be hidden. Apparently we’re all just too dumb to see it or too lazy to do something about it. WTF?

  57. Me says:

    @Angie: I don’t think people are hateful. I think they are just bitchy. There’s nothing wrong with that as this is Celebitchy…

  58. tuttle88 says:

    Dear Judge, I think it would be nice if I could spend some time with my family instead of going straight to rehab. What? This is meant to be punishment? You aren’t trying to be nice? What the hell is going on here?

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