Kim Kardashian’s new song: forgettable or annoying?


I’m usually pretty good at remembering stories about celebrities, like I can recall related stories about them that pertain to whatever bad behavior they’re engaged in. In Kim Kardashian’s case I completely forgot that she was launching a music career, because I actively ignore her, especially when it comes to her business ventures. She will slap her name on just about anything. (Bitch even went to the opening of a toilet.)

Anyway Kim played her first single at a club on New Year’s, (video above) where she surely received a hefty appearance fee for bringing out her plastic boobs, ass, and clown face while promoting her music. The song sounded like just about every other overproduced dance track released by a reality star over the past few years. (i.e. anything that Heidi Montag, Kim Zolciak or Countess LuAnn has done.) Kardashian worked with The Dream so her song was well mixed at least. I think Paris Hilton’s music was better, but that’s not saying much.

When Kaiser first reported about Kim’s music “career” she wondered whether Kim would f*ck for tracks. Kanye West, Kim’s rumored hookup, is in her video and might even be helping with her music, so I think we have our answer.

Here’s the report from Popeater:

The track, written by accomplished songwriter The-Dream, is reportedly titled ‘Turn It Up,’ and features a bass-heavy beat perfect for the dance floor. Before playing the newly released tune for the crowd, she offered a brief intro.

“Hi you guys, I didn’t mean to, but I did this song with The-Dream, and it’s really fun,” she said. “I hope you guys like it!”

Kim recently shot a video for the song last week in Los Angeles, possibly with her new cornrows hairstyle. Famed director Hype Williams manned the camera while Kanye West made a cameo in the visuals. There’s no word yet on whether West will solely serve as Kardashian’s co-star in the video or if he’ll supply a verse on the song as well.

Kim revealed her New Year resolution early in December when Us Weekly reported that during an appearance on ‘The Rachael Ray Show,’ Kardashian told Ray that her 30th year is the right time for her to embrace the single life.

“I’ve made a promise to myself and I’m really trying hard to stick to it, but I’m such a hopeless romantic that it’s hard,” she tells Ray. “I want to try to be single my whole year of being 30.”

[From Popeater]

If Kim plans to be single all year, it’s probably part of her career plan. Like she’s going to make as much money as she can possibly squeeze out of various projects and then plans to get married, have a kid and her own reality show in 2012, all the while working out coverage deals with various media agencies for her major life events. You know, Kim may have learned this from Paris, but she really makes Paris seem quaint in comparison. Kim is like Paris on steroids, Botox and overflowing silicone.

Photos are from New Year’s Eve outside of Lavo nightclub. Credit:




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  1. teehee says:

    It’s just uncomfortable knowing that every thign abotu her is a planned media-marketing tactic. Every detail about the way she looks and what she does with her “career” is about ploying the media and making millions from appearances and covers etc. All of her is a product. Its just so odd that so many ‘celebrities’ are the same thing now- and that people eat it up nonetheless while complaining of the lack of substance. Where are the real artists today?

  2. Inkoop goud says:

    I don’t even think the song is that bad. It has a nice beat

  3. crab says:

    I miss bands that play with actual instruments like bass, guitar, drums!! I miss good old hard rock and metal!!

  4. searching4grace says:

    @crab my husband and i were just talking about that last night listening to bob seger. its a pity. i don’t even want to hear the song! I remember thinking she was beautiful years ago and now she just looks like an overblown kewpie doll. people like her make me NOT miss watching tv.

  5. GeekChic says:

    The sad thing is that there are so, so many people who are genuinely musically talented who never even get off the ground. Yet this waste of oxygen, who has no musical aspirations or talent, gets to work with some of the best people in the industry to produce a single that sounds as plastic and fake as she looks. I feel for the people who will never get this opportunity yet are a million times more deserving. :(

  6. malachais says:

    I guess her intent is to look like a China doll or something. I’ll admit the Kardashians are mildly entertaining, kind of like monkeys at the zoo.

  7. carrie says:

    i can’t!

  8. anjasmomma says:

    Oh yeah..she can sing too! Lol. What a joke Kim Kardashian is!

  9. Jacq says:

    You would think her mother and step-father would be good enough cautionary tales to STOP MESSING WITH YO FACE. :)

  10. guesty says:

    forgettable & annoying. & she so is paris on steroids! ha. what a perfect analogy.

    almost a nip slip in that dress. was hoping this music venture would be the end of her ‘career’. kinda like with paris. doesn’t sound like it tho. ugh.

  11. Lemon Drops says:

    If she could actually sing she would have drawn attention to it a long time ago, versus using it as a last-ditch effort to make money.

  12. maya says:

    In this day and time it’s all about selling records, not actual singing abilities. There are tons of people who are called singers and cannot sing, now Kim will be one of them. Kim may or may not sell records. Her fan base are teenage girls so you never know. However, Kim keeps winning on media coverage. You guys keep running stories about her.

  13. KT says:

    “…i didn’t mean to, but i made this song…”

    Wtf? Way to try to fake some humility. She’s so stupid. Also, the whole “i want to be single the entire year” thing is just her way of trying to save face and act like it’s her choice. The reality is, she sucks and no man wants to hang out long term. Besides, if it was really her choice, would she have done all those “i thought i would be married first/by the time i was 30″ interviews?

  14. machiavelli says:

    Why does she look like she is about to give a BJ? In almost all the pics I have seen. Seriously!

  15. Sassy says:

    Forgettable AND annoying. Let’s stick her in front of a live audience, with a microphone and NO LIP-SYNCING allowed. See how well she sings in that scenerio.

    And those eyelashes. Fucking fail.

  16. Sandy says:

    The Hilton,Kardashian Syndrome makes me throw up a little. Anyone who watches this crap should be wholly embarrassed. I can’t believe I clicked on this story. Shame on me.

  17. grace says:

    I don’t think she can sing, but I am sure she will be able to do tricks with the microphone to entertain the male audience, if you know what I mean. lol

  18. Prince King says:

    Let the women do her thing most of you girls don’t like her bcuz she look good have a nice ass body and the guys love her and your men would love to sleep with her lol so if you don’t have enything nice to say keep that negative talk to yourself please

  19. Nicole says:

    I wonder how many awards she’ll get off her new single? Hummm…Im sure all her dumbazz delusional “fans” will rush out to buy it, then she can brag about how her new single is a hit on the charts. Biotch…go away! I find her boring as hell, but the comments are always a good laugh.

  20. Javagirl1 says:

    He he I like the song.

  21. TeeTee says:

    she has no choice BUT to be single, she has nooooo takers–just samplers!

    Can her mouth close??? or she’d just prefer it open–its always open in every pic.

    She’s a smash and dash kinda gal, no one sticks around-until they remember she’s still holiding on and they DASH!

  22. GGooDeiMC says:


    Thanks for your support darlin’.

    I am a aspiring artist and your words continues to give me hope although we have MESS like this flowing through the airwaves.

    Infinite thank yous!

  23. 4Real says:

    This right here is why I don’t listen to the radio anymore. And she is struggling to smile with her fozen face. Has anybody got a genuine smile from her in photos the last few months? She’s turned into POSH with the paps. She used to be at least be able to smile.

  24. hatsumomo says:

    She’s got plenty of money, the best producer in the business, the best director in the business and countless stylists to help her and I bet its still gonna suck!

  25. Garvels says:

    Sassy;The industry should take it one step further and all cd’s,online music,live performances, should divulge if the artist’s voice has been electronically enhanced via Auto Tune. As a consumer, I like to support artists ,(with my limited funds), who are truly talented, and can actually sing in tune without the assistance of today’s techno magic. Perhaps this would eliminate some of the garbage that is being produced these days.

  26. bagladey says:

    That song sucks, and I keep wondering why KK is doing all this youthful stuff and I forget that she’s not as old as her face looks.

  27. Confuzzle says:

    Her last video was bad enough. Is there urination in this one – there’s no way I am looking.

  28. Mia135 says:

    No one in the club even seems to be listening to her.

    @Prince King # 18 – all the guys I know who would like to sleep with her are usually of a certain ilk – you know, the ones who can’t spell properly, aren’t familiar with punctuation marks, and so on.

    Most of the guys I know think she looks fake and is a complete joke.

  29. Matt says:

    I’m not going to click on the video link. I can already imagine what it sounds like if Celebitchy is comparing it to ‘tardy for the party’.

    Having said that, I really like Paris Hilton’s song ‘stars don’t lie’ (I think thats what it’s called?). I am ashamed to admit that tough.

  30. movie blogger says:

    Was at Tao for the party. When K.K. stated she had a song, in the beginning the first few seconds everyone was cheering only because they were still cheering because it was 1 minute after 12 am, then people digest what she announced and the crowd started booing K.K.

  31. birdgherl says:

    I am so distracted by her boobs, I can’t read a word of this.

  32. emissions says:

    both forgettable AND annoying.

    why is it we can’t forget her?

  33. slymm27 says:

    lol @ prince king or whatever!, maybe he is right. Get of kims case….let her be.

  34. KIM NO!!!! says:

    Oh NO she didnt!!!!! of coures the song isnt going to sound bad..with the studio magic and her money$$$ along with the fact that this is a marketing tactic using great producers and writers wanting to make some more $$$, she cant go wrong!…but she is undeserving of it! she has no real or true TALENT- NONE, but the only fact that she pretty and dates everyone in the industry.!!! she cant even dance on beat on dancing with the starts, she has no rythem…lol…i know she cant sing on beat…its probably not even her on the background just dubbed her voice and stacked it many times for the lead vocal!!!! what is entertainment and music coming too….do not let this work world…DONT! support her show, pls do not support her music>>>>> shes has enough dough anyway. LMAO