Kim Kardashian is making an album because she has “a great voice”

Reality television star Kim Kardashian (R) watches the second half of the NBA basketball game between the New Jersey Nets and Miami Heat in Newark, New Jersey October 31, 2010. REUTERS/Jessica Rinaldi (UNITED STATES - Tags: SPORT BASKETBALL ENTERTAINMENT)

Above is a photo of Kim Kardashian at a NJ Nets game on Halloween. She’s wearing some kind of strange fur sleeve that I don’t understand. It just seems to be on the one arm… like a fur sling or something. Does Kim have a problem with one consistently colder arm? And what kind of fur is that? What kind of fur also has weird feathers? Kim looks like she’s molting into her new Armenian Barbie body and face. Ugh.

Anyway, Kim isn’t just going to haunt out vision and our televisions and our nightmares anymore. She’s also going to screech out an album. According to TMZ, Kim has been working with The-Dream (the dude who was married to Christina Milian, but cheated on her publicly).

Kim Kardashian is recording an album. As in music. As in singing … TMZ has learned.

We’re told Kim’s recently been in the studio with top notch writer/producer/performer The-Dream, whose hits include Rihanna’s “Umbrella” and Beyonce’s “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It).”

So how’s it gonna sound? One person who’s been inside a recording session tells us, “Kim’s got a really good voice.”

No word on a song list, but a cover of “Baby Got Back” seems inevitable.

[From TMZ]

Do you think Kim has a good voice? Ugh… no. I doubt it. I think her “singing” career will probably be a lot like her “modeling” career. Here’s a question though: will Kim f-ck for tracks?

Reality television star Kim Kardashian (R) gestures as she watches the second half of the NBA basketball game between the New Jersey Nets and Miami Heat in Newark, New Jersey October 31, 2010. REUTERS/Jessica Rinaldi (UNITED STATES - Tags: SPORT BASKETBALL ENTERTAINMENT)

46904, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Monday November 1, 2010. Kim Kardashian looking fabulous as she walks out of her hotel to visit the Dash store in Soho with her sister Kourtney. The reality star sisters are seen wearing matching leopard print attire with Kourtney wearing a furry leopard print coat and Kim sporting leopard ankle boor heels. Photograph:  Wagner Az, PacificCoastNews.com

46904, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Monday November 1, 2010. Kim Kardashian looking fabulous as she walks out of her hotel to visit the Dash store in Soho with her sister Kourtney. The reality star sisters are seen wearing matching leopard print attire with Kourtney wearing a furry leopard print coat and Kim sporting leopard ankle boor heels. Photograph:  Wagner Az, PacificCoastNews.com

 

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  1. devilgirl says:

    She is making an album because it is the last bastion of cash she has left untapped.

  2. maya says:

    Kim will put her name on anything to make money and websites like this will run constant stories about her keeping her name in the news. Either way Kim is laughing all the way to the bank.

  3. dingle says:

    she needs to tone down the tranny makeup

  4. Marjalane says:

    Enough with the orange face. Halloween’s over.

  5. BReed says:

    Sick of her & her family. Aren’t you?

  6. Westcoaster says:

    Didn’t Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan record albums as well? Not exactly people one would want to copy

  7. Jean says:

    With all the fillers and Botox, she’s starting to look like her sisters, who for some reason, have always reminded me of Sasquatch.

  8. chasingadalia says:

    Kim has a good voice just like I have a pet dragon.

  9. Allison says:

    I feel psychic, lol. I never had a dream about the Kardashians (and I’ve barely ever dreamed of any celebrity) but i jiust woke up from a dream that I was visiting the Kardashian family and Kim, Kourtney, Khloe had just recorded their song with a major jazz singer…wierd.

  10. Persistent Cat says:

    I hate her but now I hate her more for putting that purse on the floor at a basketball game. There’s garbage on that floor and that’s where she puts her $10,000 purse. If I owned that purse, I would treat it better than a child. Because I would love it more.

  11. cprincess says:

    How can she sing when she cant even move her face??
    Also-does this ho ever go anywhere without 50lbs of make up slathered on her face?
    I am still trying to figure out what exactly her talents are except making a sex tape and working her way through the NFL-ugh-after looking at her,I feel like I need to take a shower…

  12. poopie says:

    okay boys, pull up the AUTO TUNE trailer to the back door.. Kim’s here. we’re gonna need the entire trailer load.

  13. MK says:

    >> Kim Kardashian is making an album because she has ‘a great voice’<<

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
    Okay, I’m done ;)

  14. jen says:

    Possible album titles:

    Plastic Love
    Botoxadu (album cover could be like Xanadu)
    Cat Face on a Hot Tin Roof

  15. Sara says:

    Man, these Kardashians even mom need to STOP with the dark eye makeup. Have you ever heard of neutrals?

  16. Ferguson. says:

    I’ve never heard her sing, so… who knows? I doubt she has a good voice, though. And I think her ‘carreer’ as a singer will go the same way as LiLo’s and Paris’…. nowhere.

    And I will answer that question for you: YES, she would totally f*ck for tracks, no doubt about it… it’s KIM KARDASHIAN we’re talking about!

  17. kelBear says:

    I agree with Persistent Cat. That purse does not belong on that floor. The bottoms of purses can be the most dirty and nasty things ever.

  18. Bubbling says:

    @ Persistent Cat:
    BUHAHAHAHAAAA that was too funny
    Anyway I am deeply disturbed by the amount of make up on her face!!! Kimmy, you know you’ll need trowel to take that of

  19. guesty says:

    this belongs in the ‘whatever’ category.

  20. grace says:

    poor animal who suffered so much to become hideous fashion for a trashy woman. Such a waste of cute life…
    and why to pay 10,000 dollars for an ordinary looking bag? people overrate brands and certain “celebrities” so much… it is so ridiculous, I can’t comprehend.

  21. walker says:

    She’s gonna take up singing now? No, please, no! Haven’t we suffered enough! I hope Kloe kicks her ass for wearing that animal on her arm!

    I would love to see Peta throw flour in her face!!

  22. @Westcoaster, I actually have Lindsay Lohan’s 2nd album and it’s pretty good and so are the leaks from her never to be released 3rd album…
    She can’t really sing live but she has a tone of voice that is pretty sexy lol

    Kim? i don’t thinks so… this is gonna be like Katie Price all over again, they’ve pimped out every other bastion like somebody else said (although Kim isn’t on Katie’s £45m level lol) so singing must be tried (and failed).

  23. jover says:

    Excellent posts all; yes Breed we are all sick of her and her family and I’m sure we are all privately embarressed that we are commenting on this vapid no talent. BTW, whose cd will be a bigger flop KKartrashian’s or Heidi Montag’s? To think that there are deserving singers out there that will never get studio time but this bozo does – it’s enough to make a sane person wish that she drowns in a large vat of all the cosmetics she slathers on that grotesque face of hers.

  24. Jenna says:

    OH MY GOD, STOP WEARING FUR FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS SO UNATTRACTIVE AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAD TO HAPPEN TO GET THAT. YOU STUPID, STUPID BETCH.

  25. Jenna says:

    for the record, i LOVE one of lindsay lohan’s songs… hahaha she actually is pretty good!

  26. dj says:

    WTF is up with the fur sleeve with crow feathers in it? I am wondering if a taxidermist is missing some property? LOL. Wow!

  27. Camille says:

    Can’t stand any of the members of the KarTRASHian family and I wish that they would ALL go away.
    And this orange, plastic faced cow singing is going to be laughable, yep a train wreck for sure :lol: .

  28. Confuzzle says:

    Is the cover going to be from her sex tape?

  29. Isa says:

    She has the most annoying voice. When she speaks she uses a baby voice but keeps a slight drawl to it. Baby drawl.

  30. Sassy says:

    Uh, that fur thing/sleeve? Weird.

    And I’m betting her “singing” career will be much like Paris Hilton’s. Enough said. ;)

  31. alyssa says:

    @grace, I totally agree with you. that thing on her arm is very ugly. I think it’s sick that people will wear fur. everyone knows where the fur comes from, and it also doesn’t like very great either. I never thought Kim was ugly, though she does looks orange and frozen faced.

  32. Taurus says:

    Kill me now………….

    MJ FOR HGF!