Yesterday, it was Page Six claiming that Kim Kardashian was/is probably boning John Mayer. Today it’s In Touch Weekly, and they’re claiming Kim is doing the dirty with Kanye West. First of all, this one makes slightly more sense, because Kim likes African-American dudes (she has a type, people), and Kanye likes light-skinned girls with lots of junk in the trunk. However, I think Kanye is still dating Selita Ebanks. Kanye and Selita have been seen all over NYC the past month, and I really do think she’s got the better “contracted girlfriend/muse” vibe to her. Also, Kanye and Kim totally make sense as BFFs rather than boyfriend-and-girlfriend, right?
There might be a fall chill in the air, but Kim Kardashian is keeping warm by snuggling up to Kanye West! Kim was spotted out with the rapper at Bijan’s Bistro in Chicago on October 19.
Brian Schyler, a local jazz singer who was also dining at the late-night restaurant, tells In Touch exclusively, “Kanye had his arm around her all evening!”
And Kim sat extra-close to Kanye until the wee hours of the morning.
“He was rubbing her knee all night — they definitely looked like a couple,” Brian tells In Touch.
[From In Touch Weekly]
Yeah, he was rubbing something. Honestly, in a dark a jazz club, I could totally mistake Selita for Kim. Kim’s face is much more cat-like at this point, but Selita’s got something weird happening too. Plus, it’s not like Kanye is actually sleeping with any of these women, right?
One last thing – I hope everyone read Kim’s latest hyperbole stupidity. She told some media outlet, “I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light.” Yes, it’s THE WORST THING ON THE PLANET, Kim. That’s as bad as Kristen Stewart saying that having her photo taken was “like rape.” Plus, Kim shouldn’t say one damn word about makeup when hers is spackled on with a shovel.
I can’t read the blog post, because the mere photo and headline are too disturbing on too many levels. Must click on more worthy candidates now.
Gosh, so much make up on her, it might be takes 3 hours to put it on.
Well, she can’t be boning EVERYONE. Or can she? LOL.
She is WAY too young to have already become a physical caricature of herself. Yet somehow she has achieved this. By the time she reaches Joan Rivers’ age, she’ll probably look just like her!
Ithink she makes Joan Rivers look good!
wow.. look at her FACE! I can put my make up in less than 5 mins….
Prolly takes her 5 hours. Anywho, I get a friend vibe off them too. To be honest, I dont care who she’s bonin. I dont like her or her family that much.
“Boning Kayne West right now”?
You mean, as we speak?
Kaiser, you have the real inside info. Web-cam?
on some level, i actually like both of them. weird to admit it but…i might actually like this coupling. Kanye and Kim…hmm. nice ring to it… he is a douchebag most of the time and she’s a plasticized chick so…they should be perfect for each other. if he’s not still dating Selita Ebanks, of course.
Wha? I thought Kanye West was a gay fish.
UGH I am SO-OOOO SICK of these Kardashian bitches. I seriously wish they would all drop off the face of the earth. They are vapid and materialistic and are famous for nothing.
I thought she was boning John Mayer yesterday? HAHA, I love it…gossip is great isn’t it.
She is so disgusting.
@ OXA: LOL, good point!
their body language is priceless.
@esblondie — Kim is famous for her vapid sex tape with Ray J., which is actually worse than being famous for nothing. 🙂
the last picture rocks. ‘whip it out, kanye. show me what you’ve got. don’t forget, i’m the expert on what you should be packing. don’t you be short-changing me.’
Oh! What to do, what to do! Do I read about Kanye gayfish boning Kim Plasticdashian, or Miley getting married?! Had to go with Kanye because I was so hoping there would be an aside about Kim hating on us make-up rubes who can’t get our foundation correct! Please, God! Let this be a real deal- bearded or otherwise, these two deserve each other.
Who hasn’t she boned this week?
I have a friend who had to deal with Miss West this week and his quote after the fact “His arrogance knows no bounds”
Kim messing Kanye makes more sense than Kim being with John Mayer. Kim is in NYC to tape their new reality show and she is definitely doing rounds of creating buzz. I don’t know why some people still don’t understand that their show is scripted and they do things for publicity.
Leave it to someone who thinks the wrong foundation color is the “worst thing in the world” to show up wearing a dead animal.
Between her fur coat and his diamond teeth, these two really do have their heads up their asses huh?
I think they would make a cute couple!
I thought KW was gay?
@guesty: Oh my, yes. The header pic of her checking out Kanye’s goods is hilarious.
But close-ups of her ‘Face’ are going to give me nightmares. This is what happens when you’re old enough to remember Tammy Faye Bakker & the cartoons that turned her fake eyelashes into spiders.
I think she is quite beautiful if not a bit (A LOT) cat like. She needs to CHILL the F OUT on the surgery before she totally ruins herself! Oh and keep her mouth CLOSED!!!! And I can’t help it – I LOVE KW. I think I can’t quite get over seeing him on Ellen after his mom passed away…how emotional and appealing he was.He’s done some stupid douchebag shit that’s for sure….like pulling a stunt that makes Swifty even more popular. That being said “Runaway” is my fave song right not. “Let’s raise a toast to the douchebags”.
Has Kim done something to her face? It looks so.. puffy.
@ MCForRealzz — It does look really really puffy
So orange is the better colour choice, right Kim? *Shudder*
As someone who spends 40 hours a week on graveyard-ass-to-the-grindstone-for- minimum-wage-brain-liquefaction and nostrils barely above the drown line of debt while the money spent on one of Kim’s Hermes purses would radically change my life…yup, I totally gotta agree that it is the worst thing on the planet when my foundation is too light. Yup totally. Thanks Kim. I think I’m not gonna jump off that building now. At least, not until I get my make up right.
Can’t wait till her mother finally sucks Kim Kim’s soul out and replaces it with her own. I think that is the master plan of Kris K….just a little bit more plasticizing to go and the body will last forever mwa ha ha!
@TiaC -You are so right about her being a caricature of herself. That is too bad for her. She could be a beautiful woman but she isn’t. Every time she steps out it looks like her wax museum figure. You can see the fake eyelashes and the drawn on eyebrows.
I don’t care for cat-faced but that foundation comment get me thinking! I think kim cat-faced is so jealous of rihanna. I’m not a fan a of rihanna I think she sucks and is a huge poser who wants to be white so badly. But anyway I do respect rihanna kinda looks down on these reality stars I love the fact you’ll never see her in a pic with these famous for nothing idiots. I do remember kim kissing rihanna’s ass on her blog saying she loves rihanna’s style and she can’t wait for rih’s new album to drop or something but then again kim is always kissing “real” famous people on her blog. Ok so the reason I say she’s jealous of her is because rih is kinda liked in the fashion world and kim would love to be in rihanna’s shoes plus the whole kim is dating chris brown thing was created by her rep aka mama/pimp kris jenner to get rihanna jealous. Now the foundation comment… we all know rihanna wears foundation way to light for her skin tone (just google her and you’ll see) so I think kim k is kinda directing this comment to rih! And I think kim is the kinda girl that would notice any flaws on girls she envies to kinda feel good about herself. Rihanna might wear light foundation but she’s young and is worth 30 mill eat that kim cat-face
Make hay while the sun shines Kimmy!
Then when you’re old some can help you write your memoirs.
Who isn’t she boning?
Does she want him to piss on her, too?
I’m pretty sure she’s been friends with Kanye for several yrs now…like back when she was with Ray J.
Caption for last pic: “Let me show you where ELSE I put diamonds…”
Holy hell she is starting to look just like her mother with all these fillers and who knows what else.
She’s gonna cut her tongue all up on his new diamond grill. I want to know what it feels and looks like when he eats chocolate cake and ice cream. Dumbass. Mick Jagger did that in the 70s and had it taken right back out because it looked so bad.
She just wants to steal his teeth. Run Kanye, run!
Well he does like a biggggg azzzzzz.
Cmon Kim..you go from guy to guy to guy to guy…….give that pussy a rest already!!
These people in the limelight jump from one relationship to another so quickly, it’s like some ongoing, 24 hour 7 day a week tinseltown orgy, where everyone has fucked each other at least once!!!
Please enough, Kim and her sisters stink. Their claim to fame is their father defended OJ. I don’t want my kids to listen to what those ***** have to say. The Kardashian’s, dog the bounty hunter and other reality shows all suck. Do we really want to know what ***** and convicted felones have to say.
That is not their only claim to fame…their step dad is an Olympic Gold Medalist…i like them…they don’t bother me as much as the chicas from Pretty Wild.
Kanye is looking good in that coat, way stylin’, and Kim knows it…i’m sure they flirted, they’re both gorgeous…but if you look at Kim’s body language, she is keeping her distance, her arms are crossed nearly the whole time. I doubt it went any further. Even if they wanted it to.